Three hundred and twenty-eight silly pillars
Xiao Hu walked towards the factory director's office with a cigarette in his mouth, and happened to meet the pillar that came out when he entered the door immediately.
"Oh? Isn't this a little beard? The pillar looked at Xiao Hu with a smile and shouted.
Xiao Hu looked at the man in front of him and was a little troubled for no reason, and then pouted and asked, "Silly pillar, what are you doing here?" ”
"Don't call me Ang, do you hear me?" Silly Zhuzi stared at Xiao Hu and shouted directly.
The brothers around Xiao Hu all knew the young man called Silly Pillar in front of him, so they all looked at Silly Pillar vigilantly, and their hands were touching towards the place where they were hiding the guy!
"My eldest brother's name is Zhuzi, you are originally called a stupid Zhuzi, what do you want me to call you? Call you a fool? Xiao Hu looked at the stupid pillar unconvinced and asked.
I didn't expect Xiao Hu's sentence to really scare the stupid pillar, because the stupid pillar is not very old, but he is also a native of Erdao, and Xiao Hu is a group of people, in the early years, he was young because he was stunned and stole things and squatted for a few years, and he also came out in a hurry, and when he came out, Liu Zhu and others at this time had been famous for a long time, and the age of the stupid pillar was relatively young, so he did understand the gap between himself and others, Now I heard that Xiaohu was playing with these people, so I didn't dare to squeak easily!
And when it comes to the stupid pillar, it's a bit very nonsensical when the person went in, in fact, the stupid pillar is as his name suggests, this person's head is indeed a little insufficient, and it was their neighbor who bet with him that the stupid pillar didn't dare to go to the police station to head the sauerkraut, but the stupid pillar didn't do it!
At that time, basically every household in the Northeast would pickle sauerkraut in the winter, and even some government agencies would do so, because it was very difficult to eat fresh vegetables in the Northeast after the winter, so sauerkraut was everyone's daily food.
At that time, there were two large vats in the police station not far from Silly Zhuzi's house, which were used to pickle sauerkraut and pickles, in fact, if the neighbors around him went to the police station to ask for two sauerkraut to eat, it was a trivial matter, but there was a bad thing about the person on the other side.
For example, this neighbor of the stupid pillar, the name of the neighbor of the stupid pillar is called the second devil, listening to this name can basically characterize this person and the stupid pillar are in love with each other, the two devils have been bad since childhood, and the Northeast dialect is called "so dong"
The two devils are willing to find a stupid pillar to play if they have nothing to do, once the two devils were idle and had nothing to do, they started to play a prank, and they peed towards the big sauerkraut jar of the police station, and the director of the police station stopped doing it after being found the next day, saying that this thing must not be done by adults, who can do this in general?
So I was going to squat down to look for this troublemaker who peed in the sauerkraut tank in the middle of the night, but after not finding it for several days, he almost recognized his bad luck.
During this period, the two devils found the stupid pillar.
The second devil looked at the stupid pillar who was looking down to pick up cinders and shouted, "Pillar, what are you doing?" ”
Silly Zhuzi reached out and wiped his big snot, and then smirked and said to the second devil, "It's cold at night, I'll use two briquettes back!" ”
"Hey pillar? I've got something to tell you, if you dare to fix it, I'll give you a basket of briquettes. The second devil asked with a grin at the stupid pillar.
"What's the matter?" Silly Zhuzi asked in confusion.
"If you dare to pee in the sauerkraut jar at the police station at night, I will pick up a basket of briquettes for you!" The second devil said with his eyes rolled around.
In fact, everyone can understand when they see this, this is just the story of the two devils who are afraid, so they want to find a stupid and stupid pillar to go to the thunder, but the two devils made a mistake!
Although Silly Zhuzi is usually stupid, he is also a tiger, maybe more of a tiger, because Silly Zhuzi has always been bullied since he was a child because he has no father or mother, so he has long been accustomed to things like fighting, and he has also learned about blackmail without a teacher, but Silly Zhuzi never pulls these things at his own door, so the second devil doesn't know that he has provoked a person who looks stupid and is actually sinister in his heart.
Silly Zhuzi looked at the second devil with a smile and asked, "Actually, you were the one who peed in the big sauerkraut jar at the police station two days ago, right?" ”
The second devil was startled when he heard this, and then tried his best to quibble, but after the old punch of the stupid pillar, the second devil aggrievedly picked up the briquettes for the stupid pillar for a day, and was also beaten badly!
That night, the two devils went to the police station to report, saying that the stupid pillar was the culprit who peed two days ago, and was still preparing to destroy it at home.
At that time, the greatest pleasure of the old helpers of the police station was to trouble these half-grown disobedient children, so they immediately went to the stupid pillar's house, ready to take it in one fell swoop!
But what stunned everyone was that the stupid pillar didn't know where to get a pig-killing knife, and he insisted on piercing the hemothorax of the old helper who came to find trouble, and he also chased the second devil who slandered him for more than ten kilometers and then stabbed the second devil to the ground!
This time, the stupid pillar became a bad element of the underworld forces and entered the prison, and he went in when he was not old enough, but what is terrifying is that the stupid pillar actually smiled and said to the neighbors who had taken care of him before being arrested, "I have been aggrieved these days, I have gone in to eat and drink, we are destined to meet again!" "After saying that, the stupid pillar got into the police car by himself!
With the advent of the amnesty, the stupid pillar returned, and returned with a full body of evil spirit, and from the first day of his return, he gathered a lot of little brothers and began to make a sound of his own sin.
Xiao Hu looked at the stupid pillar and was obviously stunned, and then directly reached out and pushed the stupid pillar away, and then led people into Director Sun's office with a smile.
"Uncle Sun!" Xiao Hu smiled and bared his teeth and shouted at Director Sun.
"Oh, the eldest son of the ** family, why are you here?" Director Sun, who was still worried, stood up, stretched out his hand to hug Xiaohu and sat down, and then asked with a smile: "You said that you didn't come to work well, how is your father's health?" Don't talk about coming back and seeing! ”
"My dad always drinks at home, and now he has to fall in and out of bed, what is he doing here? I'm not a worker! Xiao Hu smiled and chatted with Director Sun, and after more than ten minutes, Xiao Hu smoked a cigarette and felt that the time had come to ask and answer, "Hey, Uncle Sun, I see that the stupid pillar came just now?" He's stabbing you? ”
Director Sun was stunned for a moment after hearing Xiaohu's words, and then asked, "He stabbed me?" What did you stab me? ”