Chapter 513: Big Brother's Black History
After the meal, Yihong decided to repay her eldest brother for many years of kindness with practical actions.
Coming to the outside of the Seven Bar, Yihong took a deep breath and walked in, and not long after entering, she met the foreigner.
Yi Hong said that she was here to find the boss lady, and her eldest brother had an accident.
Sure enough, the blood sisters heard that something had happened to Lu Lu, so they hurriedly ran out!
When they saw Yihong's spitting appearance, Serena and Serena immediately hugged each other and cried bitterly.
"Lu Lu, why are you dead, our sisters are still waiting for you to come back, why do you bear to go alone. ”
Yi Hong looked at the reaction of the two sisters, and was very puzzled, did she just express something? They actually thought that the eldest brother was dead!
The two sisters have been worried so much in the past two days, for fear that Lu Lu will hang up, and even more afraid that someone will come to find them, and then they don't dare to say it with a face, for fear that you will be sad, don't say why, it's all played like this on TV, and it's tried and tried.
Unexpectedly, Lu Lu's little brother came, with that heavy expression, the two sisters already knew that the worst thing had happened, and no one would come to draw blood for them anymore.
"Don't cry, my eldest brother..."
Before Yi Hong's words were finished, Se Linyi asked, "Is your eldest brother still a corpse?"
"My eldest brother, he..."
Serena choked up and said, "It doesn't matter if it's not a whole corpse, we'll make him into a specimen." ”
Ehong: "······"
"My eldest brother is not dead!" Yi Hong finished saying this sentence in one breath, these two sisters are too easy to make up for their brains, no wonder the eldest brother is so afraid of them.
The Blood Sisters were shocked and immediately cried with joy.
"That's not far from death. Ehon added.
The joy on the faces of the Blood Sisters froze, and they cried again in an instant.
It seems that this Yihong must not go out to do things alone, if he meets someone with poor comprehension ability, he will definitely be like the blood sisters, and he will be made up.
"Don't cry, I mean, my eldest brother is not dead, he is still alive, but life is better than death. ”
This time, Ehon finally said it all.
The blood sisters also understood what kind of setback their feelings were, wiped their tears, the two sisters sat down, and Yihong also sat opposite.
Looking at the faces of the blood sisters, Yi Hong is still very happy for her eldest brother, although she was green before, but she has not experienced wind and rain, how can she see a rainbow.
"What the hell is wrong with your eldest brother?" asked Selina in a coquettish voice.
"yes, how do I feel that your eldest brother has had a painful experience. Selene asked out loud.
Yi Hong sighed deeply: "You don't know anything. ”
The two sisters didn't speak, they looked at Yi Hong, and wanted to hear what happened to Lu Lu before.
"Do you know? I've been with my eldest brother since I was a child, and when I was a child, I used to play with mud together, and my eldest brother was responsible for fetching water, and I was responsible for mud, but the smell of water was a bit heavy, but we had a lot of fun, and my eldest brother also took good care of me. ”
"As we grew older, we played with the house, and the eldest brother was like my father, and asked me to call him Dad, and I felt warm at that time, and the eldest brother was like a father who accompanied me and took care of me. ”
"In order to repay the kindness of the eldest brother, I deliberately did not get admitted to college, and chose to accompany the eldest brother and not let him be lonely, the eldest brother taught me to make an explosive head at that time, saying that this is awesome, although I know that it is stupid, but I still listen to the words of the eldest brother, we practiced dancing together on the mountain and swept the ashes, and almost swept the mountain, what a happy day it was. ”
"But these are not the point, the point is the eldest brother's first relationship, that is a girl who sells baked cakes, the eldest brother will go to buy a few baked cakes every morning, whether it is rain or thunder, it is as always, the eldest brother feels that the girl is also interesting to him, because when buying the baked cakes, the girl does not dare to look at the eldest brother. ”
"The eldest brother also knew that girls were shy, and it was normal for them not to dare to look at it, so they didn't take it to heart, but until one day, the eldest brother saw that girl get into a Wuling Hongguang car! ”
"As a result, my eldest brother and I were locked up for 10 days, and my eldest brother was heartbroken, and he was cheated by the girls and men he liked, and since then, the eldest brother has not liked women. ”
Hearing this, Serena exclaimed, "Does your eldest brother like men?"
"Are you true love?" Célene felt that in this story, the eldest brother and the younger brother were true love.
Ehong: "······"
"Two young ladies, I am a man with a wife, don't get me wrong, my eldest brother and I are brothers! Yi Hong hurriedly explained, this is not a joke, if the purple shirt misunderstood... Then...
Hearing Yihong's affirmation, the two sisters were relieved.
Yi Hong continued: "Big brother is disheartened, I never see him say anything girl, and it didn't even take long for us to raise money to buy a Wuling Hongguang S, I know what the eldest brother meant, compared to the one that picked up the girl, there is one more S, it seems that he wants to make the girl regret it." ”
"But it didn't take long for us to see the girl sitting on top of a Civic, and she was very happy, big brother... He... Alas..."
After hearing this, the two sisters understood that Lu Lu was hurt by love, so they were unwilling to accept the two of them.
"My eldest brother is just afraid, do you know? The feeling of being green makes people feel painful, and he doesn't dare to accept you, these days we pretend to be women to complete the task, big brother, he is a little into the play, and he also said the kind of words that become a woman, I really can't help it, and only you can awaken the hormones in the heart of the eldest brother." ”
"Ahh
Serena, who is an older sister, stood up directly and said, "Where is your eldest brother now?"
"Uh... At home. Yi Hong hurriedly said, it would be good to help the eldest brother return to his original appearance.
This emotional trauma still has to be healed by a woman, and the younger brother can't help so much.
"Take us there!"
"Good!"
Without further ado, the three of them went straight back to the villa.
After Yi Hong told the two sisters about the room, the two sisters killed them directly, for fear that Lu Lu would come to the palace with a knife.
"Called so soon?" asked Purple Shirt, walking up.
"Yes, the eldest brother is so emotionally unstable now, for fear that he will go to Uncle Wei and become a woman again. ”
"What, isn't it good to be a woman?" the purple shirt glared.
Yi Hong smiled: "My wife is the best." ”
"That's pretty much it, give you a kiss as a reward. ”
(End of chapter)