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10. Bees are busy all day long and are praised, mosquitoes are constantly running around, and everyone is fighting. ~~~ It doesn't matter how busy you are, why is it important to be busy.

11. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater, when it is established, it is a stitch and a thread, careful and long. When dismantling, just pull gently.

12. After marriage, men are like tablecloths, they only appear when they eat.

13. A young man who had just arrived at the company was standing in front of the shredder with a pair of documents and was stunned, when the boss's secretary passed by and said after seeing it: "What a rookie, I can't even use this"

After that, he snatched the file, put it in the machine and pressed the power supply, and soon the file was shredded.

Then the young man said, "Thank you so much, but where did the copy come from?" ”

Female Secretary: ..........

14. When I was a child, I watched TV with my family, and my mother would change the channel when I saw passion clips. Now when I watch TV with my family and watch the passion clips, my mother doesn't change the channel, she will only say, "Look at people!" You just have to see, when do you have a girlfriend? "Alas! It's all tears...

15: My mother was mopping the floor, and my father hurriedly stepped forward when he saw it: "You are not in good health and you are resting quickly, how can you do such rough work?" In the future, you can watch TV in the living room with melon seeds, and let other people do this kind of rough work. Then he handed the mop to me, who was watching TV with melon seeds.

"You idiot! I was sold and I helped count the money! B: "Nonsense! If I'm so stupid, how can others trust me to count the money? ”A。。。

17. God says:

Without you,

The whole world will be darkened,

A bleak place,

The Earth stops.

Human life is in ruins.

Civilization is over.

You ask God: No. Am I so important?

God: You say that if the bucket for food is gone, I will starve to death, how can I create human civilization?

18. Today, my cousin born in the 90s asked me: "Big brother, I have encountered a big problem, you are more than ten years older than me, use your experience to help me solve the problem." I waved my hand: "No problem!" The cousin thought for a while: "I was forced to marry by my mother, but I don't want to get married so early, how did you manage to be so old and still alone?" I took a sip of tea, then smacked him in the face and said angrily, "Get out of here!" ”

19. When I saw a beggar on the side of the road, I couldn't bear it, so I put 10 yuan in his bowl, and the moment I turned to leave, he stopped me: "Sir, find you 2 yuan." ”

I was a little surprised, he explained: "Today's anniversary of the beggar gang, the whole audience is 20% off. ”

20. The woman said: Why do you look so old-fashioned?

Male said: If you like the renminbi, do you still care what year it was issued?

21. A sister-in-law saw a man who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedals.

So he hurriedly said to the man: Comrade, you have lost your cigarette! The man was furious: You just castrated!

22. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant?

I saw that the man was very nervous and said: But the child is not mine!

23. Melon seller: Come and eat watermelon, no sweetness and no money!

passerby: Wow! Great, boss, come on something not sweet.

24. Pastor: Which of you happens to have a birthday today? Tom raised his hand in delight.

Pastor: Very well, please blow out these candles after the service!