Eight hundred forty-two rich have distant relatives in the mountains
Just when everyone was concerned about Li Mi and Li Si's life outside and their personal marriage issues, Li Mi's second uncle and the second aunt started a contest under the table.
The second uncle kept pressing the second aunt's hand with his hand, meaning not to let her speak, but the second aunt shook it unhappily and said to Li Mi and Li Si, "That Li Mi, Li Si...... How much money do you two make a month over there now? ”
After listening to the words of the second aunt, Li Mi smiled and said, "I have a salary of two thousand a month!" ”
"Oh my God...... Two thousand dollars? ”
"It's twice as tall as our factory director!"
"Oh Li Mi, it's really out of ......"
After many relatives complimented him, Li Mi waved his hand a little embarrassed and said: "I have a lot of expenses outside, my mother has worked hard to support me for so many years, and I have earned some money to treat my mother or something, if I want to say that this money is not enough!" ”
When the second aunt heard Li Mi's words, could she not know that people were gagging themselves with words? So he looked at Li Si in a blink of an eye with a smile, and then asked with a smile, "Second brother, your brother is two thousand a month, and you are driving a big Mercedes-Benz, why can't you drive three or four thousand a month?" ”
Li Si glanced at his second aunt and put down the chopsticks in his hand with a smile, and then stretched out a slap and said, "These!" ”
When Li Mi saw his younger brother like this, he suddenly couldn't sit still.
Because Li Si followed Wang Minglin and didn't have any salary for a month, Wang Minglin gave some when he remembered it, and he gave some when he remembered it, and Wang Minglin also said that when the time comes, if there is something good, let his younger brother do it directly and earn more money.
But Li Si directly stretched out his hand and took out five fingers, isn't this bragging?
However, without waiting for Li Mi to speak, the second aunt directly clapped her hands and said, "Look at the second child, you still follow the boss's popularity these days, isn't it?" Hahahaha......"
"Second brother, drink!"
"In the future, second brother, if you have any work, let me follow me?"
"Second brother, you eat vegetables!"
The relatives followed the rhythmic second lady and began to compliment Li Si again.
Li Si waved his hand with a smile and said, "I have to give people 5,000 a month!" ”
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Be quiet...... The momentary silence made many people present feel a little embarrassed.
"I had an accident a while ago, I didn't dare to tell my mother, do you know about the show of the imperial capital?" Li Si asked lightly.
The son of the second uncle's family looked like a little ruffian who didn't have anything to do, and when he heard the show of the imperial capital, he immediately said, "You know, Li Guangzheng from the Northeast came to open it?" ”
Li Si nodded and said, "I offended him, you can know about this matter as soon as you inquire about it, and if you say a nonsense, I will run over the car when I go out to drive...... Li Guangzheng said that I wanted 1 million, and I was going to die that day, but when I thought of my mother, I couldn't die, but my brother's big boss friend in the Northeast saved me, and they gave me 1 million square ......" After finishing speaking, Li Si put his fingers on the table with bandages and small splints and said, "The fingers made me prune twice, but I didn't tell you, do you know why?" ”
"I must have earned a lot, but I have paid it all back, and my brother has to pay it back with me!" After Li Si said again, he reached out and picked up the cigarette case, lit a cigarette, and looked at the second lady with a smile.
The relatives of the second uncle, the third uncle, and the fourth aunt all lowered their heads when they looked at Li Si's hands......
It's true, don't say that Li Si and Li Mi haven't contacted them for so many years, they can't contact them even if they want to, they don't answer the phone, they can't return the page, so many years have passed, these relatives seem to exist like nothing, but suddenly they all came to the door again on this day.
As the saying goes, "If you don't have anything to do, you won't go to the Three Treasures Palace, and when the night owl enters the door, you won't come when you have nothing to do!" Li Si looked usually out of tune, but he knew in his heart that today, these relatives came to listen to the state of himself and his brother openly, secretly, and in fact, there was something wrong......
Mr. Guo, a non-famous cross talk actor, once had a set poem, which was about the relationship between relatives and friends, and the original words were "The poor play ten steel hooks on the cross street, and they can't hook the flesh and blood of their relatives; The rich are in the deep mountains and old forests, the wooden stick can't break up the unrighteous guests, the gun in the general's hand, the river and the sea can't stop the three words hunger, cold and poverty, and the hero may not be a hero so far. ”
The meaning that can be reflected in this same passage is self-evident, but Li Si and Li Mi definitely realized it early when they were young, Li Si is different from his brother, he can't erase his face for anything, Li Si can say whatever he wants, and he will directly give you the character of pushing back when he opens his mouth, so after saying this, the relatives immediately borrowed money from their hearts, and swallowed all the reasons for borrowing.
The old lady, who had always been very happy, looked at the situation in front of her, sighed helplessly and said, "Eat, I'm tired!" Come into the house and rest for a while......" said the old lady and got up and walked towards her inner room.
After Li Si's words, the relatives on the table said "Your brother is getting married, and he almost has ...... money"
"Isn't your sister going to school right away, almost paying for tuition!"
"Oh brother, I've been making some small deals recently, but I'm not good at money!" And so on a series of reasons before they all died, or even stillborn, so there is no point in this, waiting for people to shame themselves?
The appearance of the relatives tearing their faces is definitely much more ugly than when you and the enemy who is the enemy of the gang are at the beginning, but Li Si and Li Mi absolutely don't care, seeing that the relatives are all leaving with noses and faces not faces, Li Si is happy in his heart, and Secretary Xiao Li pointed to his younger brother after closing the door and whispered, "Can't you be tactful?" ”
"His uncle's tactfulness, I'll give each of them a hundred yuan to take a taxi?" Li Si lay down on the sofa and straightened up.
Secretary Xiao Li looked at his younger brother like this, and he also understood in his heart that this resentment had finally come out, so he went into the house to comfort the old mother, and then returned to his house and took out his mobile phone again in a daze on the phone......
At this time, Wang Minglin was sitting on the sofa watching the sketches on TV, smiling and eating dumplings and drinking wine by himself.