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Jingchen watched the woman sitting on the ground, looking more sad than dead, and his heart was a little soft.

The woman in his dream that he had finally waited for, she should be happy, not forced by him to look like she didn't want to live so much.

So he didn't dare to get too close, and stopped when he was still two or three steps away from her, just stood there, and said to her in a softened tone: "That maid named Jin Ying, I have just ordered someone to throw the hellfire, and you can choose another one." ”

After speaking, he paused, then turned and walked out the door.

Dongfang Qing stared at his back in surprise, and she didn't expect that some of the words she said casually would actually make the maid lose her life.

"Wait!" She screamed in a demonic voice.

Shocking Dust turned around when he heard the cry.

1. When one or two people say I'm ugly, I don't think so, but when more and more people say I'm ugly, I know the seriousness of the matter: there are more and more liars now!

2. I repeat it again!! It's okay to scold my friends, but it's not okay to scold me; It's okay to say I'm handsome, but it's okay to say that my friend is handsome; It's okay to hit my friend, but I warn you, you can't hit me!

3. Everyone knows that I have always been a hospitable person, who wants to come to me to play, including food, accommodation, special car transfer, hotel bar, foot washing and massage, if you come over, call in advance!!! I'm so shut down...

4. I used to like a boy, one day I don't know why he was beaten, sitting alone on the playground to wipe his tears, so I took some medicine to help him wipe it, and then he became my boyfriend.

But he will never know: I made him beaten... Night Night Chinese

5. I asked a sister who was familiar with the conversation: "What is fate?" What is Providence? ”

Sister paper replied: "In the vast sea of people, you know me, and I also know you, this is fate, and it happens that you happen to be a man, and I happen to be a woman, this is called providence!" ”

6. The company's customer service sister was complained, and the customer scolded her for a stinking face, and we all looked at her with a sympathetic face.

Customer service girl: We have customers in our heads...

1. One day, my boyfriend came to pick me up at the subway entrance on a motorcycle, and I deliberately asked, "Master, how much does it cost to go to the garden community?" The boyfriend said, "I don't need money, just kiss me." So I kissed him and got into his car. A "motorist" master next to me was dumbfounded, and kindly reminded me: "Little girl, don't be fooled!" ”

2. A: What is traditional Chinese characters?

B: A word with many strokes.

A: Why are many strokes called traditional Chinese characters?

B: There are too many strokes, which is troublesome to write and annoying. Therefore, it is called traditional Chinese characters.

3. One night, my boyfriend and I were playing a race, and soon I was left behind, so I yelled at him: "Robbery, robbery!" Passers-by looked at us, my boyfriend had to slow down, I overtook him, he had to run after me, I couldn't get rid of him, and I started shouting again: "Robbery, robbery!" ”

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15: My mother was mopping the floor, and my father hurriedly stepped forward when he saw it: "You are not in good health and you are resting quickly, how can you do such rough work?" In the future, you can watch TV in the living room with melon seeds, and let other people do this kind of rough work. Then he handed the mop to me, who was watching TV with melon seeds.