Chapter 19: When I Fart...

Gu Wuyan turned over lazily, propped up half of his body and moved his eyelids in the direction of Cai Ling, and after adjusting Cai Ling's appetite, he answered unhurriedly.

"First of all, you have two questions. So, don't worry, I'll answer you one by one now. ”

"First," Gu Wuyan put a finger to his mouth, "Leng Haoxuan's acting skills are really bad, he actually took advantage of everyone's inattention, secretly picked at his butt and itched, and I caught him." That's why I found out he was pretending to be dizzy. ”

It is estimated that Leng Haoxuan is still in the dark, thinking that he is too unlucky.

"Wow, miss, then your luck is too good, this kind of thing can be caught by you." Cai Ling propped up her cheeks and looked at Gu Wuyan with wide eyes and admiration.

"No, no, no," this little girl is so cute, she really can't help but want to sell it.

"Actually, I was indeed deceived when Leng Haoxuan pretended to faint at the beginning, but after my son fainted, Leng Xiang's performance made me wonder."

"The manifestation of the cold phase?" Cai Ling tried hard to recall Leng Xiang's performance just now, "Ah, by the way, Leng said at the same time: Hao Xuan felt unbearable guilt in his heart, he had no face to face you again, and his heart was so painful that he fainted, so you can forgive him." ”

"Yes, that's exactly what Leng Xiang said at the time." Gu Wuyan completely agreed with what Cai Ling said.

Cai Ling's eyebrows frowned slightly, and she couldn't understand what her young lady wanted to say: "This is very common, is there anything wrong with this?" ”

"It's really commonplace, and it's very polite and patient, and it doesn't seem to be in a hurry at all."

"This..."Cai Ling bit her fingers, she felt that the young lady seemed to have something to say, so she looked at Gu Wuyan with begging eyes, hoping to solve her doubts.

"However, it is precisely because I am very polite and patient, and I am not in a hurry at all, that I have revealed my flaws."

"What kind of person is Leng Xiang, the famous iron rooster will take revenge if he doesn't pull out a hair. His son passed out, and according to his character, he must take advantage of the opportunity again, but he can't just forget it, which shows that he doesn't have the confidence to blame this matter at all. ”

"So, Miss, you suspect that the second son Leng is pretending to be dizzy." Cai Ling understood this time, and it turned out that the abnormality of the cold phase was his biggest flaw.

"That's right! Clever! ”

This girl is getting more and more enlightened, just a little bit, it's not a loss of talent trained by herself, hahaha.

Gu Wuyan lay on the bench and secretly had fun, looked at Cai Ling with a teachable gaze and nodded, indicating that he was very satisfied with this apprentice.

"I found out that Leng Haoxuan was pretending to be faint, so I deliberately walked around next to him, and deliberately pretended not to see it, and stepped on his fingers and thighs, this girl was afraid that it hurt a lot, as soon as I stepped on him, I hid, and I pressed Leng Xiang's clothes when I hid, and Leng Xiang certainly wouldn't demolish him, so it was logical that there was something later."

Thinking of the face that wanted to cry without tears and wanted to kill Leng Haoxuan after the crotch of Leng Xiang's pants was cracked, Gu Wuyan was so happy that he couldn't straighten his waist.

Good and evil will be rewarded, it is not that there is no retribution, the time has not yet come. This father and son met Gu Wuyan who relied on it and used violence to control violence today, and it can be regarded as a blood mold.

Cai Ling looked at Gu Wuyan with a look of fascination and adoration, although she was now crooked on the bench, opening her mouth and laughing regardless of her image, and she didn't look like a lady at all. But Cai Ling just thinks that her young lady is good and smart!

"Miss, Cai Ling still has something unclear, please ask Miss to solve your doubts."

"Say!" Gu Wuyan was naughty again, she pinched her orchid fingers with a northeastern accent, raised her little hand, and raised her eyebrows at Cai Ling with pride.

Cai Ling looked at Gu Wuyan helplessly, always feeling that the young lady was cute and strange, and always popped out a few words from time to time that she didn't understand. In Miss's words, it's toxic.

"Miss, you obviously don't have enough spiritual power cultivation, why can you snatch the crystal card from Prime Minister Leng Dacheng so quickly?"

You must know that the cultivation of this cold prime minister is far above the young lady.

"Hmph, it's not simple, the strength is not enough, the IQ will make up!"

Gu Wuyan sat up solemnly and replied to Cai Ling with a smile: "Actually, at that time, I walked to that position because there happened to be a small round stick there, which may have been accidentally left by a family member." ”

"A little round stick, what's the use of that?" Cai Ling doesn't understand, it's just an ordinary small round stick, and it's not a magic weapon, what role can it play?

"Oh, you're stupid, you haven't heard of Archimedes, haven't you heard of the famous principle of leverage?"

Gu Wuyan looked at Cai Ling with disgust, at this time, she forgot that Cai Ling was from the Phantom Spirit Continent, and she didn't know what the lever principle was...

"What chicken?"

Cai Ling stiffly squeezed a few words out of her mouth. She really didn't understand where these strange thoughts came from.

"Hmph, I don't understand this, come, I'll give you some science." Gu Wuyan propped up one leg and sat up domineeringly in a female paper-style sitting posture.

"Listen up, the principle of leverage is also known as the "leverage equilibrium condition". For a lever to be balanced, the two moments acting on the lever (i.e., the product of the force and the force arm) must be equal in magnitude. That is, the power × power arm = resistance × resistance arm, expressed algebraically as F1......"

I don't care if Cai Ling can understand it or not, Gu Wuyan said a lot.

Cai Ling didn't seem to understand, but she still nodded in embarrassment, and continued to ask: "Then how did the young lady use this to get the crystal card in Leng Xiang's hand?" ”

The more Gu Wuyan spoke, the more excited he became, dancing and posing on the ground: "I stepped on a small round stick, used inertia to rush forward, and after getting the crystal card, I came to a perfect 360-degree turn in the air, and returned to the same place, as if I had stepped on a skateboard, hum, how is it, handsome or not?" ”

She proudly brushed the small broken hair on her forehead, waiting for Cai Ling to praise her.

There was no one around, only Cai Ling asked weakly: "Then does this have anything to do with that chicken?" ”

Everything was silent, the air condensed, three black lines appeared behind Gu Wuyan's head, and he was so embarrassed that he almost lowered his head to the ground, and a row of crows flew neatly in the sky......

yes, is there anything to do with the two?

Gu Wuyan said so cheerfully just now that he was shocked at this time: The crystal card is used for inertia and slippage, and it has nothing to do with the principle of leverage, okay, and the principle of human Archimedes is buoyancy, and these three are not the same thing at all!

Oh my God, what the hell did I just say?

Is middle school physics taught by a physical education teacher?

Is this digging a big hole for yourself?

Gu Wuyan, you are really reliable enough, you can kill yourself yourself!

"That's... It doesn't matter..."

Gu Wuyan covered his blushing face in annoyance, it was really embarrassing, it was so embarrassing, it was so shameless to be ashamed of Jiangdong's father!

At this moment, how she wished that Cai Ling hadn't heard anything just now, that she had just accidentally farted just now.........

However, it often backfires.

At this embarrassing moment, a warm and low and sexy male low laugh came from behind the flower clusters, and happened to fall into Gu Wuyan's ears.

The sound of crispy numbness that is not light or heavy, like a fine spring breeze blowing by, comfortable and beautiful and dreamy, and like an electric current flowing through the heart, it hits the bottom of people's hearts, which makes people shocked.

God, how can there be such a beautiful bass in this world.

"Who?"

Although this laughter sounded mocking, it just resolved Gu Wuyan's embarrassment, but Gu Wuyan was more curious and eager to know who was the person behind the flower cluster who was going to rebel against the sky?