Chapter 141: Teach the Fat Man a Lesson
As for the solemnity, it was the most shocking, if Chen Shan snatched the off-road vehicle before, then they had no power to resist at all, and they even didn't take it upon themselves to provoke the fat man, this is also because people didn't make a move, if they did, even the master couldn't protect himself.
Thinking of this, the cold sweat on the solemn head came down, and he was a little glad that the fat man didn't do anything to him just now.
Chen Shan and the others took the tent and found a vacant space next to Jiang Xincheng's tent, and with the help of the bodyguards, a tent was quickly set up.
In the middle of the night, several people went to sleep.
Among them, Jiang Xincheng lived in a tent by himself, several bodyguards lived in several tents, Chen Shan and the fat man, and Wang Chuyi slept in a tent.
Because they had walked a lot during the day, the three of them were a little tired, and they didn't eat anything, so they just lay down and fell asleep.
At first, it was okay, the fat man had just fallen asleep, and the snoring was not too loud, but later the fat man's snoring became louder and louder, Chen Shan and Wang Chuyi both woke up, lying on their backs and looking at the tent, they were sleepy for a while, and they couldn't sleep.
"That's how fat people are at home, just get used to it." Wang Chuyi also felt a little embarrassed and explained.
"You and the fat man should have known each other for a long time, and you haven't adapted, how can I adapt?" Chen Shan said.
Wang Chu thought about it as soon as he thought about it, the fat man's snoring was louder than the sound of thunder, and the rhythm was different, if anyone could fall asleep in this situation, it would be a fairy.
The two of them lay down for a while, but they couldn't stand the fat man's snoring, and they walked out of the tent together.
He sat down at the entrance of the tent.
"Where is your Nanmao Mountain?" Chen Shan felt bored and asked casually.
"There is no fixed place, we belong to the civil lineage." Wang Chuyi said: "The kind that belongs to the Quartet, the ancestor is sent by Maoshan, so we can also be regarded as a branch of Maoshan." ”
Chen Shan nodded.
In this regard, he has heard from the master that many folk lineages are at home, even if they accept disciples, they are taught at home, usually there are no disciples in the folk lineage, and there is no comparison with orthodoxy at all, but the folk lineage also has the inheritance of orthodox Taoism.
As for teaching, Chen Shan doesn't know a lot about it, and he doesn't need to be taught to look at feng shui and look at appearance, so the master basically didn't say anything about it.
The two of them talked a lot, looked at the time and saw that it was already three o'clock in the middle of the night, and if they didn't sleep, it would be dawn, and they might not say what else would happen tomorrow, and they discussed it privately, and they all planned to teach the fat man a lesson, the two looked at each other and smiled, and then walked back.
The two of them stood next to the fat man, one pinching the fat man's nose and the other pinching the fat man's mouth.
After a while, the fat man woke up, opened his eyes in a daze, beat their hands indiscriminately, and asked, "Why are you two crazy if you don't sleep?" ”
Chen Shan took out the embroidery needle and said, "You get up first, and you can sleep after the two of us fall asleep." ”
The fat man smacked his lips, closed his eyes and turned over: "Why?" If you two don't sleep, you won't let me sleep with the fat man? ”
Chen Shan smiled, and the embroidery needle in his hand pierced the fat man's waist.
"Whew!"
The fat man's eyes widened, he sat up suddenly, glared at Chen Shan angrily, and asked, "What kind of nerves do you have, what do you want to do?" If you don't say a word today, come out fat man, I'm not done with you. ”
Chen Shan raised the embroidery needle and asked with a smile, "It's not over, right?" ”
When the fat man saw the embroidery needle, he suddenly coaxed: "Hehe! Chen Shan, what do you want to do with the fat man? If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you don't want the fat man to chat with the two of you, right? ”
Chen Shan shook his head: "You think too much, it's impossible to chat with ghosts, it's impossible to chat with you as a dead fat man, the two of us have only one purpose, you can sleep after the two of us fall asleep." ”
The fat man was helpless, and he couldn't resist, so he could only point a little, but he couldn't admit it?
As soon as Chen Shan and Wang Chu lay down, they fell asleep after a while, and the fat man closed his eyes and sit, and after a while, he also fell asleep, and he still maintained a sitting position and slept for four hours.
When he got up early the next morning, when Chen Shan saw the fat man's posture, he smiled unkindly: "Fatty, can you still fall asleep while sitting?" You're a fucking talent, too. ”
The fat man rubbed his waist and complained: "Chen Shan, Wang is indifferent, you two are still not human?" I woke up the fat man in the middle of the night, and let the fat man not let me sleep? It hurts my fat man's waist now, if he can't beat the two of you, the fat man will definitely not let you go. ”
The fat man told the truth this time.
As soon as the three of them got up, the bodyguards brought them to eat, and the fat man was unceremonious and ate everything.
Their tent is not far from the tent of the Laoshan faction, it is inevitable to bow their heads and not see those who look up, as long as they meet, the people of the Laoshan faction will lower their heads, and they will cough twice from time to time, and the people of the other sects do not know what is wrong with the Laoshan faction, and they think that it is a collective cold.
"Chen Shan, Wang is indifferent, you said that if we go to the tent of the Laoshan faction, what kind of expression do you think they will have?" The fat man came interested.
"I advise you to be honest." Wang Chuyi reminded.
"I don't need you to remind me, am I the one who causes trouble? Fat man, I'm just talking, look at what makes you nervous. The fat man smiled, "Besides, even if I go to his Laoshan faction, I don't dare to do anything to the fat man, and Chen Shan is here." ”
After speaking, he glanced at Chen Shan.
Who Cheng thought that Chen Shan was not used to him, and said directly: "I will never help you a second time if I help you once, you still don't think too much." ”
After a pause, Chen Shan thought of a good idea, and said: "It's not impossible to help you, but there is a fee, help you with a thousand at a time, if you want." ”
The fat man shrank back and shouted, "Chen Shan, when did you become so greedy for money?" Fat man, I can tell you, if you don't want money, you won't give your life, don't want to take a penny from Fat Master and me, it's impossible. ”
Chen Shan smiled.
He said this to tease the fat man, it was impossible to really collect money, and seeing the exaggerated appearance of the fat man, his goal was achieved.
For three days in a row, the three of them ate and slept every day, slept and ate, and had nothing to do, at most they went out to walk around and take a look at the stalls, although there were many good things, but there were not many things useful to them.
In the past three days, more and more people have come to participate in the Feng Shui Master Conference, and there are more and more contradictions and struggles along with it.