Chapter 17: The cold man with a cracked crotch
The courtyard is full of flowers, and the intoxicating fragrance of flowers lingers in the nose, which is a good place for the official eunuch to enjoy the flowers and visit the garden, but at this time there is a group of whispering servants.
The delicate and weak girl who was supposed to caress the piano and enjoy the flowers was coldly facing each other at this time, standing proudly in front of a group of strong men who were three big and five thick.
Although she is petite, she exudes an incomparably powerful aura around her body.
Even, it is far better than the prime minister of the dynasty in front of her.
The girl's slender waist was full of hand, her eyes were bright, her smile was smiling, and suddenly all the beings were upside down, and even the flowers in the courtyard lost their color.
She was downright and generous, and under the gaze of everyone, she did not have the slightest shy demeanor.
"Then the little woman is here to thank the Prime Minister for her support of the Imperial Army."
"You... Daring! Hurry up and return the crystal card to the real picture! "Such a valuable thing was taken away by this little girl in public!
This is like a hot slap in his face, making him a big prime minister with no face!
For a while, Leng Xiang only felt that his blood and qi were rising, his head was swollen, and his feet seemed to be pushing hard. Instinctively, he took a big step forward and stepped forward to snatch the crystal card in Gu Wuyan's hand.
However, the change suddenly happened in the next moment!
"Shhhhh
There was silence, and an embarrassing sound of tearing fabric reached everyone's ears without concealment.
Hey, where did that sound come from?
Just when everyone was looking around for the sound that came from it, someone was surprised to find a shocking joke.
I saw a pair of big round eyes in the courtyard under the gaze of everyone, and turned around very embarrassedly, and the legs that strode under their feet secretly moved a little while everyone was not paying attention...
Then, sneakily moved a little...
Then, just when he wanted to quietly hide his embarrassment while people were not paying attention.
I don't know who pointed at Leng Xiang's crotch and screamed, and then everyone's eyes looked at Leng Dacheng's crotch in unison.
That posture is called a neat...
Leng Xiang has probably never experienced such an embarrassing moment in his life, an old face is red as if it is dripping blood, twisting his body to try to hide the indecency under his crotch...
I saw that his crotch was too strong because of the force, which caused his pants to crack...
Cracked...
It's on...
The white close-fitting pants under the fine brocade were like a sinful little hand in front of everyone, scratching and patting on the face of the cold prime minister without stopping.
Beat the cold prime minister in his heart, it was called a discouragement...
If there is a hole in the ground at this moment, Prime Minister Leng Dacheng will definitely go into it desperately.
It's a pity that the cold phase of the cave can't be found, but what he can see is the disdain and disdain of everyone covering their mouths and snickering.
However, Leng Xiang soon found out that something was wrong.
Under the prompting of Gu Wuyan's gaze, he slowly turned around and saw Leng Haoxuan's sinful thighs that were originally lying at his feet, but at some point, he actually lay down under the corners of his shirt on the bluestone slab!
It was this thigh that made him unable to take a step, which led to his crotch...
Leng Xiang's face was frighteningly white at this time, his eyes were angry to the extreme, and even his toes seemed to be howling like crazy all over his body, killing Leng Haoxuan!
If it weren't for this unlucky son, he would have made a fool of himself in front of so many people!
His eyes were so red that he was almost crazy, and he struggled to smash his palm on the head of Leng Haoxuan, who was "fainting" to the ground!
"The master's subordinates are merciful!"
Fortunately, a guard next to him was clever, and at the critical moment, he did not hesitate to kick Leng Haoxuan's huge head by an inch.
Otherwise, it would have been smashed into a fist-sized pit now, which would be the end of Leng Haoxuan's failure to hide just now.
Poor Leng Haoxuan, just now he was just pretending to be dizzy in front of everyone, but now he was kicked hard by the guards, and he was already dizzy, when he felt the powerful power next to him and his father's ruthlessness to kill, this time he was really scared and fainted!
The temperament of this father and son is really the same.
So the best way is to let these two people hate each other, to put it simply, it's a nest fight.
In this way, Gu Wuyan watched the fire from the other side, and the goal of punishing the wicked could be achieved without much effort.
However, there is an unexpected gain today, and it seems that this play can be more exciting.
Gu Wuyan looked at Leng Xiang with a smile, as if everything was in her expectation.
"Lord Leng Xiang, I think this crystal card seems to be very valuable, why don't I return the crystal card to you, and let's discuss it slowly?"
"Good, good." Leng Xiang's face suddenly turned into a chrysanthemum.
I didn't expect Gu Wuyan to return the crystal card to herself, she was really a good niece, and she was grateful to Gu Wuyan in her heart...
But he would have completely forgotten that this "good niece" had just hacked him for a year's money to support the imperial army.
I also robbed him of his crystal card...
Just as Leng Xiangle reached out to get the crystal card back, for a moment, he thought about it.
A strange heat under his crotch immediately burned his proud old face.
"No, no, no... No more negotiable. I don't want the crystal card, so I'll ask my niece to give me a chance and let the Prime Minister's Mansion serve the empire. ”
He is so embarrassed under his crotch now, if he continues to stay here, there will only be more and more people who know, which makes him have the face to see people in the future.
For now, we must hurry back to our homes and discuss the next step.
Leng Xiang thought that this was already the best way, but he didn't know that his behavior was actually typical: others sold him, and he also gave money to the number of people, and was grateful to that person.
"In that case, then Wordless has no choice but to fulfill the Prime Minister's wish."
Gu Wuyan was very well-behaved and politely saluted Prime Minister Leng Dacheng.
It was precisely because Gu Wuyan knew Leng Xiang's current mental activities that she was very clever in taking advantage of the time and place she had now.
Leng Xiang's heart is dripping blood now.
The little girl in front of her, who is smiling and smiling, looks like a simple and kind child who has not been deeply involved in the world at the moment.
And just now, he was unfazed and wise, as if he were another soul in the same body.
The more Leng Xiang looked at it, the more confused he became, he would rather believe that the current well-behaved, cute, and innocent person was Gu Wuyan, rather than believe that the person who could compete with him just now was Gu Wuyan.
Because, if that is really the case, then the Gu family's current strength and future achievements are by no means comparable to his small Prime Minister's Mansion.
I planted a big heel here today, and Lord Leng Xiang had to break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
"In this case, then it won't bother much!"
I didn't get any benefits and I was so embarrassed, and I didn't want to worry about it anymore now, I just wanted to go home quickly.
His face turned pale, he hurriedly turned around, lifted his crotch and twisted his waist, and rushed to the gate with small and burning steps.
At this moment, Gu Qingrang, who had disappeared for most of the day, suddenly appeared out of a corner of the wall.
The Good Immortal Land happened to appear at this time, stretching out his legs to block the way of Leng Xiang.
The General's Mansion has not been so lively for a long time, and everyone stretched their necks to watch this good show.
I saw Gu Qingrang retract his legs and open his arms, looking like a scoundrel, blocking the only way to go to the gate, and teased with a hippie smile.
"Ouch, Prime Minister Leng Dacheng is going where to go, I'm really sorry, I'm in a hurry to prepare things, so I'm late, please forgive Prime Minister Leng Dacheng."
The cold face who was stopped was called a sad urge in his heart.
How did this product appear at this juncture, it really just came out of the tiger's mouth and entered the wolf's den, and a wave of unevenness rose again and again.
Gu Qing asked this old fox not to come sooner or later, but chose to come at this time.
Surely nothing good.