Chapter 1 Lao Xu, don't want a wife

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"Lao Xu, are you greedy for women, brother will give you the whole one?"

In the wheat field of Nanshan Village, Zhang Dabiao said to Xu Xiaoyu with a smile.

Xu Xiaoyu pursed his lips disdainfully when he heard this, and didn't say anything.

Zhang Dabiao, this kid bullies himself all day long because his family has money, will he be so kind?

Besides, now this year, the little girls are very money worshippers, if you don't have money, who will be with you?

This is also the fundamental reason why Xu Xiaoyu has lived for twenty-six years and is still a chick.

Zhang Dabiao had long expected that Xu Xiaoyu would not believe it, and hurriedly explained: "This time my brother really won't get you, as long as you agree, I will send you home, girl!" ”

Seeing Zhang Dabiao's serious appearance, Xu Xiaoyu was really a little moved, but he couldn't guess why Zhang Dabiao was so kind today.

"No, I don't want to, you must want to trick me again." Xu Xiaoyu turned his head and continued to pile up his own wheat straw stacks.

Now Zhang Dabiao was anxious: ", Xu Xiaoyu, you are still not a gentleman, don't send the woman to the door, I know, you must have a problem in that regard, right?" ”

In the countryside, it is taboo not to be able to do that, and whoever wants to be ridiculed for this is really shameless to live.

Xu Xiaoyu dropped the fork and said angrily: "I can't do it? You get me a woman and see if I can give her a good fit!" ”

Now Zhang Dabiao was happy: "Tsk, there is a kind, it's a gentleman, the woman will bring it to you immediately, you wait here, I'll go and see if it's here first." ”

After speaking, Zhang Dabiao leaned into Xu Xiaoyu's ear with a wicked smile and whispered: "I heard that the woman is handsome, yes, these things are hers, you take them first." ”

After speaking, Zhang Dabiao threw Xu Xiaoyu a small burden and turned his head away.

Xu Xiaoyu looked at Zhang Dabiao's disappearing figure, a little blind, could it be that this guy has changed sex?

Looking at this posture, he won't really give him a woman, right?

Thinking of this, Xu Xiaoyu's whole body became hot, and his heartbeat was even more pounding.

However, he didn't think about it, if Zhang Dabiao was so kind, was it still him?

Sure enough, after waiting for a long time, he didn't see Zhang Dabiao's figure again, and Xu Xiaoyu was angry and hateful.

It's not a person to fool yourself with this kind of thing!

Zhang Dabiao didn't have the heart to work, Xu Xiaoyu simply cleaned up the wheat field, got up and went back to his own shop, the shop is the ancestral "industry" of Xu Xiaobiao's family, and the ten-square-meter room is full of miscellaneous goods, which is really worth a little money.

The back door of the store is connected to the courtyard of Xu Xiaoyu's house, and then there are five large tile houses inside, the house is built by Xu Xiaoyu who has worked hard to make money over the years, and the fresh red bricks look particularly powerful.

Back in the house, Xu Xiaoyu was still a little unrelenting, after all, what Zhang Dabiao said had a nose and eyes. After thinking about it for a while, Xu Xiaoyu put his mind on that burden.

Slowly untying the burden, Xu Xiaoyu's heart began to beat wildly, and the clothes and pants worn by the pink woman were neatly folded in the baggage, which made people feel thirsty.

Xu Xiaoyu subconsciously looked around, and found that it was after his own home, so he slowly picked up the inner clothes, put them on his nose and took a deep breath.

"Incense!" Xu Xiaoyu felt that he was about to get drunk, and then took the inner clothes and looked at them carefully, and found that this size was really not small!

"So big? The amount of milk must be quite large. ”

Xu Xiaoyu fantasized about the mess in his mind, and his hand couldn't help but reach for the underwear......

"Dangchang!" Bang.

A jade wrench fell out and rolled far on the ground.

Xu Xiaoyu was startled, if someone broke such a valuable thing, the woman would definitely hate herself, so she hurriedly lay on the ground and picked it up.

However, with the wrench in his hand, something strange happened.

"Ding, ding, ding!" The sound of a string of gold and iron clashing sounded, Xu Xiaoyu's whole body suddenly felt like a lightning strike, and when he came to his senses and looked again, the jade wrench finger was gone!

Xu Xiaoyu panicked all of a sudden, people in the countryside are rare jade, if he loses the jade for a woman, people will definitely not live with him!

Annoyed, he lay on the ground and searched, but he couldn't see the shadow of the jade wrench.

"It's over, it's over!" Xu Xiaoyu was sweating profusely, thinking in his heart that if Da Biao really brought a woman, how should he explain it.

If you say you lost it, who will believe it, you must think that you have hidden it! When I think of the price of jade, if the woman asks him to pay for it, then it doesn't cost him his life?

When he was going back and forth like an ant on a hot pot, the sound of "ding ding ding" appeared again, and Xu Xiaoyu searched for a long time before he found that the sound was actually in his head!

"What the hell?!"

Xu Xiaoyu was so frightened that he squatted on the ground, and in the next second, everything he saw began to blur.

"Ten!" "Nine!" "Eight!" ……

A voice sounded, gentle and pleasant, but it was impossible to tell whether it was a male voice or a female voice, and when the voice counted to "one", Xu Xiaoyu's eyes suddenly shone brightly, and a small box appeared in front of him out of thin air.

"It's ...... Could it be that the jade wrench is in the box? ”

Xu Xiaoyu hurriedly opened the box, just hoping to retrieve the jade wrench finger so that he could explain to others.

However, Xu Xiaoyu was disappointed, there was no jade wrench in the box at all, but a dozen or so pale cyan wrinkled seeds?

"Bitter gourd?" Xu Xiaoyu planted bitter gourd a few years ago and found that this seed is a bit similar to bitter gourd seeds, but the color is wrong.

Moreover, this little seed bar has a hint of sweetness, which smells very good.

After asking the seed a few more times, Xu Xiaoyu threw the seed aside.

No matter how good it smells, it's a seed, can it be worth more than a jade wrench?

What's more, it has just passed the wheat now, and it is not the solar term for planting bitter gourd.

The frustrated Xu Xiaoyu took the small box and looked at it carefully, and sent it with a few small words written on it:

"Ordinary Sealed Treasure Chest."

Treasure chests? Xu Xiaoyu was a little contemptuous, a few broken bitter gourd seeds were considered treasure chests? Labor and management collect five dollars to buy a lot!

Xu Xiaoyu was in the midst of extreme depression, and the voice of Jin Tie sounded again.

"Won't you, come back?" As soon as Xu Xiaoyu said a word, the things in front of him had long been replaced by light, and a small box appeared out of thin air, gradually becoming clear from blur.

"Ten!" "Nine!" "Eight!" ......, the countdown is here again.

And at the same time.

"Hey, is anyone home?"

A crisp female voice came into Xu Xiaoyu's ears, giving Xu Xiaoyu a thrill.

Could it be that this is the wife Zhang Dabiao found for him?

For a while, Xu Xiaoyu was excited and scared in his heart, and seeing that the countdown was about to end, he still wanted to see what was in this small box!

However, the woman did not shy away from suspicion and walked in directly.

Washed jeans, pink white T-shirt, a ponytail, two big eyes, a young and fashionable girl appeared in front of Xu Xiaoyu.

Xu Xiaoyu was stunned for a while: This, is it so beautiful?

The girl was also stunned, and her eyes were directly locked on the pink pants beside Xu Xiaoyu.

The air became still for a while.

A second later, a shrill cry rang out!

"Ah——! Rogue! You rascal, what did you do to my clothes?! ”

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