Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Man in the Clam Set
A few days passed. When the third child talked to Wang Laohan, he often expressed his desire to be by his father's side and help open the store, and he didn't want to go home again. This is exactly what the old man wants. He thought that the third child had fallen into a trap, become a bag, and eat in his mouth, as long as he didn't leave the store, he could slaughter him as he wanted. So I was relieved to work on the shop, except for eating, it was rare to get together with the third child.
One day, he took advantage of Wang Laohan's absence and secretly asked his stepmother: "Mother, child, I ask you something that shouldn't be with me, please don't blame the child for being disrespectful and unfilial." β
"Ahem! Kid, where are you going? If you have anything to say, just ask, my mother doesn't blame it. β
"Mother, do you feel strange when you share a bed with my father at night?"
"Child, since you asked about this, my mother can't care much about it, so I just tear off my old face and tell you. Usually your father easily does not come to my mother's bed, and whenever he comes, I always feel cold and terrible, and until now, I don't know what is going on, and I dare not ask him. β
"Oh! And so it was! Mother! Tell you the truth, my dad is different from us. On a thunderstorm night three years ago, he 'tricked his corpse' and ran away, and he was never heard from. Now, he's a corpse. β
"Huh?"
"Mother, be quiet, don't be afraid, I have a way to escape, child."
"Then tell me about it!"
"Tonight, you want him to go to the front to take care of the storefront, let's take the opportunity to get in the car and sneak away through the back door. By the time he knows, we have been gone for a long time, and he will chase after him. As long as we rush to Fuyou Temple before he catches up, we will be able to save the day. Before he makes the trip, he must not be allowed to see the slightest flaw......"
Besides, Wang Laohan went to the front after dinner. He buys and sells at night, and the turnover is much higher than during the day. In order to save enough money for the "life-buying" gift as soon as possible, and to avoid revealing flaws, he didn't dare to hire a buddy, he was busy inside and out, and his wife occasionally stretched out a few hands. Sometimes he stayed up all night busy buying and selling, and every time such an opportunity came his way, he made a windfall, and several times a year, so he took his evening business very seriously. I don't know why, it's been a few months, and I haven't been transferred to such a machine
Margin. He was so anxious that his eyes were red, and he was thinking about making a fortune a few more times, saving enough money, and buying off the soul hooking errand of the Yin Division, so that he could use the lives of his wife and San'er as a stand-in to free himself and return
Yangshi.
He thought about it every day, looked forward to it every day, and waited for this opportunity, but he never waited. So today, his wife urged him to take care of the shop, and he went happily without hesitation.
When the third child and his stepmother saw Wang Laohan happily going to the front, the two hurriedly packed their things, got into the car, and escaped through the back door without realizing it. When he got to the street, the third child raised his whip and urged the horse, the wheels rolled, and he fled in panic. At this time, they still cared about the uneven road in the dark and the stomachache, they only had one thought: to arrive at Fuyou Temple quickly.
The old man beat the galloping horse again and again, always thinking that it was running slowly, and wished to fly to Fuyou Temple with wings......
Wang Laohan was taking care of the shop in front, and suddenly there was a cold war, and he thought to himself: Could it be that San'er recognized my true face? Hum! Let's go and see later!
But when he got to the back, the room was already empty. He was anxious and angry, and said secretly: "Hmph! Forgive me for not escaping my palms! "Then he got on his fast horse, went out the back door, and hurried after him.
"Kid, quick! The old ghost is coming! β
"Hmmm! Mother! Sit tight! Drive! Drive!!!! β
As he spoke, as soon as he raised his whip, there was a crisp sound of the "horn", and the horse rose up with its hooves, and the car jumped up with it......
"Stop! Stop it!! San'er, stopββ! The old man Wang was so angry that he tried his best to pretend to be kind, shouting and slapping the horse's buttocks.
It's getting closer, it's getting closer!
500 meters β
400 meters β
300 meters β
Two hundred meters β
Make move!!!!
Fuyou Temple is also close at hand, it is too late, it is fast, I saw Wang Laohan stretching out his long arm on the horse, and his sharp claws suddenly grabbed the back of the carriage that was speeding forward, and the car immediately stopped in place and circled, "Hahahaha!" Look where you are fleeing! β
At this moment, I saw the monk Jingkong standing on the high stone steps in front of the temple gate, grabbing the Buddha beads with one hand, pointing at Wang Laohan with the other hand and shouting: "Evil obstacles, Hugh is rampant!" Look at the palm! β
only heard the sound of "boom", and then looked at Wang Laohan's long arm, and suddenly shook the dust. At this time, Wang Laohan's eyes were sprayed with fierce flames, staring at Jingkong fiercely, his teeth were creaking, his nose was panting with hatred, and he sat motionless on horseback.
Jingkong pointed at Wang Laohan again and said: "Evil obstacle, you are a corpse, but you do everything possible to disguise yourself, vainly want to bribe the soul seducing servants, mutilate the innocent, free yourself, and buy your life to return to the yang, it is simply wishful thinking!" Heaven is clear, how can you allow you to wait for the ghosts to do whatever you want?! Iniquity has fallen, why don't you get off your horse quickly?! Look at the palm! β
Under the palm of Jingkong, there was another "boom", and I saw Wang Laohan fall from the horse's back with an upside-down onion. The third child looked back, his face was as frightened as earth, the old man Wang smoked all over his body, and after the green smoke, his true body was revealed, it turned out to be a bunch of white skeletons, and his stepmother was almost frightened to death......
Since then, in order to prevent the dead from encountering thunder and "defrauding the corpse", chasing the living and causing death, people will tie the "stumbling rope" before the deceased is buried to prevent it from escaping and harming people.
"Guys, guys, I've got a way!"
It is said that Li Reform's shout was abrupt and surprised, and he suddenly slept, looked at the wind, and was in a daze, and all looked at him, seeing that he was holding a piece of rope in his hand, and looked at each other.
The water area is covered with verdant lotus leaves, like a jade umbrella, the bamboo stream is trickling and green, the rouge snow is thin and smoky and sinking water, and the jade plate is high and shining in the night, the shape is thousands, indescribable.
I stood by the pool, trying to catch a round of the moon on the tip of my heart, and I also fell into the sea for it, but the moon ran to another light.
"What? You want me to be the bait?!!! β
After Ergou's reaction disappeared this time, he heard Li Reform's arrangement for him and blew up on the spot.
Why? Why don't I have a handsome and chic, jade tree in the wind, personable, and talented? And my brother has one?
But now they actually want such a handsome Ben Liangzi to be this bait?!
"I refuse."
Ergou didn't want to shake his head directly.
Joke, he was swallowed by a toad and almost digested it cleanly, just ask how many people in this world will have such an experience? And how many people will be swallowed by a toad? I almost thought that I would never see the light of tomorrow again, and I could only see the internal organs of the toads.
Boom Boom β
Can you not break my heart? It's you who lives inside.
So be sure to eat more fish and eat fish wisely.
- The fish that are caught are not smart fish.
Now that Ben Liangzi has just gotten out of this clam, you will send Ben Liangzi to the volcano, isn't this a pit Pretty Boy?
"I absolutely am! Absolute! Don't do it! β
"This matter must be done by you."
The King of Locks was assisted by God at this time, and suddenly Ergou's eyes widened, "Master? How can it even be you? βββ
"You've been swallowed by the toad, and they recognize you, so if you go and be the bait again, they won't think it's a trick and can relax."
The One-Thorn Iron King's eyelids lifted slightly, and his voice was hoarse, "Or can't you trust me?" β
I really can't believe it.
But Ergou looked at the warning eyes of the Iron King of the One Thorn, and swallowed all the indignation into his stomach, "What if I don't go?" β
"It's easy, I'll send you up." The Iron King of the Lone Thorn answered his question simply and clearly, "The key is that you want to go up by yourself, or do you want me to send you up, but the old man has a bad waist, in case one of you stumbles and throws you down, I won't save you again this time." β
Threats, naked threats.
When Ergou stood tremblingly on Wang Lian and shook left and right to look, he had long since lost the unscrupulous innocence of being high-spirited and scolding Fang Xuan, and was replaced by the remnants of life who saw through the world and escaped into the empty door.
Don't come, don't come.
Murphy's Law, what to fear, what to come.
Just as Ergou had just recited Amitabha, there was a "bang" on the surface of the water, but he saw a big gray-blue toad jumping up from the depths of the water.
The beautiful biceps plus the strong pectoralis muscles, coupled with the powerful hind legs and the eyes full of wisdom.
lines, ten; action, ten; Riotous, explosive!!
When someone asks me the difference between a girl and a young woman, I think that girls usually say, "Nasty, you've pressed my hair"; Young women usually say, "Wait a minute, I'll tie my hair." β
Da Hong Pao is not black tea, it is oolong tea; Anji white tea is not white tea, but green tea; Lu'an Gua Pian is Lu'an, not Lu'an; White peony is not flower tea, it is white tea.
My brother bought me lipstick, and I put my brother's mouth red.
I want to be with you in the morning and twilight, uh-huh, uh-huh.
The speed at which the toad jumped out of the water was unusually fast, almost in the blink of an eye, but even so, this toad was just a male toad, and the female toad had not appeared for some reason, and it was because of this that Li Reform and the Iron King of the Single Thorn pressed hard, and they did not move when the toad approached the second dog.
"Ah!!!!!!!!! What are you waiting for? This toad is coming, why don't you save me? β
But at this time, there was a sound of "bang" under the water again, and sure enough, I saw a female toad with double eyelids who wanted to help the male toad, and copied from the two breads, and the two dogs suddenly became turtles in the urn.
A woman changed her clothes without drawing the curtains, and was seen by the man opposite, the woman called the police, and the man was detained for voyeurism; A few days later, the man came out and decided to take revenge, so when he changed his clothes, he didn't draw the curtains, and the woman saw it and called the police, and the man was detained for playing hooliganism.
lines, ten; action, ten; Riotous, explosive!!
Although the genders are different, the riot is the same.
I confirmed the eyes, it's the toad I'm waiting for.
Now is the time!
"Senior !!"
Li Reform shouted, the two of them at this moment like a divine soldier descending from the sky, incarnated into a clam man, one person a stumbling rope, firmly tied into a circle, fixed on the two toads' brains and necks, the rope "bang" twice, quickly stretched into a dead knot that can not be shaken off, the two toads feel bad, shaking their heads in the air several big jumps, at this moment, the assistant teammates lock king, big dog, two dogs all exert their strength, do not break Loulan will not return.
"Rub-a-"
The two toads tried their best to fall into the water, once they were underwater they could rely on their breaststrokes to get rid of the entanglement of these foods, but in the end the strength of the five people was greater than that of the two toads, in the competition of this tug-of-war, the two toads gradually fell behind, and finally won 5 to 2!
You and I have no chance, and it all depends on me to spend money.