Chapter 59: Reckoning
Of course, Ye Ye's heart-kicking is not so easy to suffer.
Xu Laoqi felt like he had been beaten seventeen or eighteen by an eight-pound hammer, the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart, and the place where he was kicked in his chest was even more painful.
He held on to the cabinet next to him to try to stand still, but he shook over a vase on top of the cabinet and fell to the ground and shattered.
"Oh! Look at you, smashing things again. Ye Ye shook his head and sighed regretfully: "A vase of 30,000 yuan, you have to break a little bit of wealth." β
Xu Laoqi learned Ye Ye's skills, knowing that his strength was too far behind, and he no longer had the courage to fight hard. Seeing Ye Ye approaching step by step, he panicked, so he grabbed an empty trash can on the ground and threw it towards Ye Ye.
There was a soft thud. Ye Ye slapped it casually like playing volleyball. The trash can flew back as it was, and it was directly covered on Xu Laoqi's head impartially, no matter how funny it looked.
"Okay, it's another one, break a trash can, 20,000 yuan." Ye Ye said.
"Your numb ......" Xu Laoqi scolded, reaching out to tear off the trash can covering his head.
As soon as the swear words were scolded, Xu Laoqi was kicked hard.
This kick was on the garbage can covering his head, the force was not particularly hard, but the impact area was particularly large, and one kick could top a hundred kicks.
Xu Laoqi sat on the ground, feeling as if his head had been beaten seventeen or eighteen times in a row, and his ears were buzzing, as if he was deaf; My nose was sore, my lips were broken, and even my gums were loose!
"Can you settle the score now?"
Ye Ye's voice was very gentle, he squatted down in front of Xu Laoqi, reached out and took down the trash can covering his head for him, and looked at him with a very kind look.
Xu Laoqi raised his hand and wiped his face, his hands were full of nosebleeds, but he still lowered his head and didn't dare to say anything, let alone look at Ye Ye. He had clearly realized the gap in strength with the other party in his heart, and he no longer had the courage to resist.
Ye Ye smiled and said, "Your damaged vase, plus the trash can, plus the 170,000 just calculated." Once the account is settled, you can go again. β
"I admit it! Even if I apologize! Xu Laoqi gritted his teeth, took out a few bundled hundred-yuan bundles from his trouser pocket, about thirty or fifty thousand, and slammed them at Ye Ye's feet. These bills were collected from others before he came to Yuyin.
Ye Ye's eyes suddenly became cold, and he said coldly: "Settle accounts with you one by one, do you think I'm joking with you?" If you're still not convinced, and you think you can fight again, then I'll accompany you to fight again. Anyway, if you break the things in the house, even if you buy them, just pay for them according to the price. Either you settle the account and pay the money right away, or you will settle the account and pay the money when you have had enough with me. Choose one or the other, you always have to choose one. β
Where does Xu Laoqi still have the courage to do it, not to mention that he will definitely be beaten half to death, if he breaks a few more things, he will have to go bankrupt.
He completely wilted like a frosted eggplant, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Settle the score, I admit it." β
"Vases, trash cans, plus the 170,000 just calculated, a total of 300,000, and then give a discount, a 10% discount, count 270,000."
Ye Ye raised his mobile phone towards Xu Laoqi, and reminded with a smile: "You can transfer money with your mobile phone like me." I don't need to report my account number to you again, it is in your mobile banking collection record. β
Xu Laoqi cried and begged with a sad face: "Big brother, can you lower it for me a little more?" You're too ruthless, aren't you? Broken plates and bowls cost tens of thousands of dollars. There is also the door, I kicked the door of the courtyard gatehouse, but I didn't kick it. There are also trash cans, and the trash cans are not broken! β
Ye Ye sneered and said, "You broke the plates and bowls, Miss Yu has to buy them again, do you want to spend time and effort?" You didn't kick the door, but you scared Miss Yu, isn't this a mental loss? Time, strength, and mental loss, these are not money? The trash can is not broken, but you have made it dirty, you have put it on your head, how can Miss Yu still use it? You're not afraid of getting dirty! β
Yu Yin couldn't help listening to it next to him, and laughed out loud, his heart was very happy, he had never seen such a hurtful person!
Xu Laoqi couldn't cry or laugh even more, and he knew in his heart that the other party was treating him in the way of others, and when he settled the account for Yu Yin just now, he was so forceful.
"Big brother, even if it's this price, your account still hasn't been calculated, right?"
Xu Laoqi made a bitter face and sorted out the accounts reported by Ye Ye, he is worthy of being a professional usury, he has a good memory of numbers, and he is also very quick to settle accounts.
"Two doors cost 20,000 each, three plates and two bowls, bowls cost 10,000, plates cost 10,000, three spoons, each also 10,000, vases 30,000, and garbage cans 20,000 barrels. All add up to a total of 180,000, why is there no 300,000, a cut of the boss! β
Ye Ye turned his head and glanced at Yu Yin, and said with a smile: "You still forgot an account, you knocked over all the food that Miss Yu cooked for me, how can you not pay for it?" The dishes she made by herself are the best in the world, they are all priceless, and it is very cost-effective to count it as 90,000 yuan for you. β
Yu Yin listened to Ye Ye praise himself so much, and his pretty face flushed,
A total of 270,000. Hurry up, hurry up and give the money! Rub the trail with me, and I'll give you a profit by the minute. β
Xu Laoqi was taken aback, this account was already going to die. If you want to compound interest by the minute, will you still let people live? Quickly took out his mobile phone, opened the mobile banking client, found Ye Ye's account in the collection record, and entered the transfer number "270000".
Just as he was about to enter the password to confirm, Xu Laoqi suddenly remembered something, raised his head and asked tentatively: "Big brother, you seem to have promised to give me a nine-fold discount just now, you always count your words, right?" 270,000 percent discount, which is ......"
Ye Ye interrupted him and said lightly: "I've already given you a nine-fold discount." In fact, it adds up to a total of 300,000 yuan, including 30,000 yuan for fracture surgery. 300,000 is 9% off, 270,000 is right. β
"How much does it cost to have a broken bone?" Xu Laoqi was a little confused.
Ye Ye smiled slightly and said, "Do you feel a dull pain in your chest?" You take another deep breath and try it. β
Xu Laoqi was shocked and tried to take a deep breath, but he almost fainted in pain.
Ye Ye smiled and said, "That's because you have a rib in your chest, which was kicked and broken by me just now." It will take me strength to kick your bones, and if I spend my strength, then I will not be charged? But you can rest assured, just one is broken, it will not be a comminuted fracture, it will not puncture the lobe of the lung to kill you, and it will be almost the same as staying in the hospital for half a month. I've always been very accurate in the heat of my hands. β
Xu Laoqi's face turned white in shock, and he no longer dared to have any bargaining illusions, so he hurriedly transferred the account, ran away, and didn't even dare to put down a word of faΓ§ade when he left.