Senior sister, Master has an explanation, let me pull the monkey at the right time......"

Before Liuyun could finish speaking, a little Taoist boy rushed into the scene of the Pan Tao Conference and shouted: "Oh no, the Nine Turns Golden Pill refined by the ancestor was stolen and eaten by the thieves!" ”

As soon as Xiao Daotong's heart fell, there was a burst of exclamations from the back kitchen: "It's over, let's die, that thief, so bold, he actually revealed all the wine and food at the banquet......"

Our Lady of Jin Ling turned her head and looked at Liuyun gloatingly: "Senior brother, did the master tell you to do what you can?" ”

Liuyun nodded "with a relative......

Not long after, the fairy who had gone to pick peaches returned with an empty basket......

The peach conference was completely yellow: there was no peach, and there was a woolen thread.

After learning about the monkey's "sins", the Jade Emperor, who started the crime, sweated behind his back: These accounts have to fall on my head in the end, and the master has just come to power, where can I afford to pay off so many evil debts?

Sad, but the monkey still has to deal with it.

With a series of charges of "stealing and eating Pan Tao, Jin Dan, and disrupting the Pan Tao Society", the Jade Emperor directly issued a mobilization of the Heavenly Court, calling on all immortals to jointly crusade against the monkeys.

The emperor was very angry, but there were few followers.

Everyone is not stupid, why should we wipe our butts for the trouble you caused.

As for what the Jade Emperor said, "I forgot to send an invitation to this guy", the ministers didn't believe a word: You, the lord who will repay you, forgot about hatred overnight, is it possible?

Of course, even if the troops are dispatched, there is still a question in front of the Jade Emperor: Li Jing and his son are already the generals of the defeated army, and who else has the ability to control the monkey at the moment.

Originally, the Jade Emperor planned to push the pot to Wen Zhong, the boss of the Lei Ministry, but Wen Zhong was not a master to be messed with, so he pushed the pot down the river and pulled out the Jade Emperor's nephew Erlang God.

As soon as he heard that Erlang God was the leader, the ministers seconded the proposal......

Looking at the Jade Emperor's constipation appearance, Liuyun, who was hiding behind Wen Zhong, almost didn't laugh out loud: Wen Zhong is also a talent, specifically to block the Jade Emperor, although he was extremely reluctant, but the Jade Emperor had to grit his teeth and dry this cup of Xiang......

The next player is decided, so let's fight!

One day in heaven and one year on earth.

By the time the Heavenly Court had all the soldiers and horses, Liuyun had already sneaked back to Huaguo Mountain......

The army pressed the border, and the monkeys did not panic at all. In the monkey's cognition, Heavenly Court is so manpower, if you win once, you can win a second time.

However, the monkey seems to have forgotten something: when he played against Li Jing and his son, some of the magic weapons of fame on Li Jing's father and son were not brought with them for some reason......

The monkey, who was on the verge of underestimating the enemy, finally tasted the bitter fruit.

When playing against Erlang God, the monkey's bold words have become evidence of the opponent's silent slap in the face.

Of course, the monkey can't take care of so much at the moment, and he is now being chased by dogs......

The roaring dog, who has contributed to the battle of the gods, is obviously not a good stubble, and when he seizes the opportunity, he will take his mouth. It didn't take long for the monkey's butt to be exposed......

Bare-ass spanking dogs - bold but not ashamed.

The monkey who lost his honor in front of people was finally annoyed, turned around, and fought with Erlang God again.

Erlang God is not an idle person, as soon as he sees the monkey's outstretched hand, he knows that the other party is standing behind him, and when he moves, he has been suppressing his strength, not seeking merit, but seeking no fault......

Erlang God is not in a hurry, but the Jade Emperor is anxious: if he continues to fight, the face of Heavenly Court will be gone......

At this moment, the "bitter master" Taishang Laojun stood up: "Your Majesty, I have a treasure ......"

Seeing that Taishang Laojun sold the guanzi, Zhang Bairen knew that it would not work without bleeding: "Ancestor, it is important to take down this splash monkey!" ”

Taishang Laojun nodded with satisfaction and threw out the vajra in his hand......

"Dang!"

The monkey was stunned, and when he came to his senses, one leg had been bitten by the howling dog......

The monkey who regards the golden hoop stick as the most bullish weapon in the sky and the earth has never known: the golden hoop stick is not even a spiritual treasure, but it is only stained with the light of Dayu's water control, so that he has the supernatural ability to kill people without touching cause and effect.

In the blink of an eye, the monkey has been crushed. Then, Erlang God recruited the heavenly soldiers and generals and locked the monkey's pipa bone......

After the charges were confirmed, the heavenly soldiers and generals began to execute. The first level is the Immortal Slashing Knife......

Although the monkey pretended to be calm, when he saw the awe-inspiring Immortal Cutting Knife, his heart couldn't help but slow down a few beats: If the mana of the whole body is not cured, it is okay to deal with this thing, for now......

Watching the executioner raise his knife, the monkey closed his eyes.

At this moment, the monkey thought a lot, but in the end, it all converged into one question: regret?

The monkey's answer was no.

When making a big fuss about the Imperial Horse Prison, the monkey also had a little hesitation, but in the end he still couldn't hold back: what is the purpose of learning the immortal law by himself and wanting to live immortality, not that he wants to live freely and freely......

The knife finally fell, but the monkey did not feel the pain, and when the monkey opened his eyes, he found that his head was far from his neck.

Isn't that right?

The monkey frowned: I obviously don't feel that my head is long, and there is no injury on my neck?

Not only the monkey was stunned, but many immortals watching the ceremony were also stunned: Isn't the Immortal Slashing Knife claimed to be able to cut the Golden Immortal?

Of course, there are still people in Heavenly Court who understand, such as looking around, hoping to find the Jade Emperor who is playing tricks behind his back; For example, he set his eyes on Taishang Laojun behind Wen Zhong......

Liuyun knew that he couldn't hide it from Taishang, so when he faced Taishang Laojun's gaze, his eyes were all calm: I did it......

Seeing that the Immortal Slashing Knife had become a joke, the Jade Emperor waved his hand helplessly: "Everyone, Aiqing, is there a good plan?" ”

"The minister has a plan"

Wen Zhong stepped forward.

Originally, Wen Zhong didn't want to wade into this troubled water, so he couldn't stand his uncle poking himself with his finger behind his back.

Although Wen Zhong's direct Lei generals were already working hard, it was still difficult to hurt the monkey.

The lightning struck and was followed by fire......

After tossing for a long time, the monkey was still safe and sound.

In the end, Taishang Laojun stood up: "Why don't I try it?" ”

The Jade Emperor was directly stunned: This is a coolie appointed by Rulai, if you kill me, what should I do?

Although the Jade Emperor was a little reluctant, his arms couldn't twist his thighs......

Seeing that Taishang Laojun led the monkey away, Liuyun took out the communication charm and quietly sent a message to his master: The monkey asked the Taishang uncle to go to alchemy.

[No harm]

Seeing Master's reply, Liuyun breathed a sigh of relief: fortunately, when his butterfly returned to its wings, he didn't fan the monkey to death......

The monkeys are gone, and the excitement is gone.

Originally, Liuyun wanted to rush back to Huaguo Mountain immediately, but before he could take a step, he was stopped by Wen Zhong: "Uncle Shi, ...... just now"

"Let's get back to it!"

Liuyun left a word, and hurried back to Huaguo Mountain......

The leader with great powers was captured, and the monkeys on Huaguo Mountain lost their backbones.

Originally, this was nothing, everyone ate the elixir, the peach, and drank the immortal wine, not to mention that they could live forever, but it was enough to live for many years, and they could always wait until the boss came back.

But what a group of monkeys didn't expect was that as soon as their boss was caught, the boss's sworn brothers came to dig the corner of the wall, and called it "take care of it"......

"Pingtian Great Sage, we understand your kindness," the white-haired old monkey who took the lead responded to the Bull Demon King without humility or arrogance, "We are here, waiting for our king to come back." ”