Volume 1 Life to Death Chapter 41 Punishment
"Would you be willing to give up your human identity if you were asked to give it up?"
Chu Haoran asked Tian Hu like this, Tian Hu was a little stunned, he didn't understand what this meant.
"Brother Chu, do you want me to exchange some inhuman genes?"
Chu Haoran nodded
"If you don't plan to change to other routes, the ceiling of Tiannuo warriors is too low, although it is equivalent to a panacea, but the skills of each warframe are fixed, and you can't predict in advance what you will encounter."
Although Tian Hu understands this, as far as his cognition is concerned, living for a long time is nothing more than a set of defense that is high enough, blood is thick enough, dodge is 100%, and blood locking is resurrected. But after all, these things are just concepts in the game, and it is really inappropriate to put them in reality.
"Don't think about those messy things, there's nothing wrong with it in theory, but in practice it's a joke at all, if there was absolute invincibility, this place would have become heaven a long time ago."
Chu Haoran directly dispelled Tian Hu's strange thoughts.
"I'll give you a suggestion, you can exchange a copy of the genes of the Zerg mother, and then control the Tiannuo Warriors through the clone, so maybe you can use it when fishing for law enforcement in the future."
"But will I lose my identity as a human and become a mother worm or a meat processing base?"
Chu Haoran nodded, and Tian Hu suddenly asked, "Brother Chu, before you said that we could go back to the original world and bring our family over, right?" ”
Looking at the elated Tian Hu, Chu Haoran replied, "Yes, but I hope that you will go to them after you are really strong, at least after you realize the true face of this world, and then make a decision." ”
After sending Tian Hu away, Chu Haoran came to the front of the manor, watched the maids take care of the manor in an orderly manner, and suddenly found that he hadn't rested for a long time.
After coming to this strange space of the gods, it was said that it was only three years, but this is the day to get rid of the plot world. What's more, others perform a mission every seven days on average, and the interval between his rest is actually seven days this time, and he usually receives a mission notice in two or three days.
Sweetheart trotted over "Darling, are you really going?" ”
Chu Haoran pinched her face, "Fool, if I don't go, it will be really dangerous in the future, just suffer a little bit of flesh and skin, and I can't die, take care of my home." ”
With that, Chu Haoran changed into his favorite black windbreaker and summoned a pillar of light to teleport.
There was always a lively appearance in the Shendai Square, but this time Chu Haoran came directly to Taiyi Zhenren's grocery store and shouted, "Brother Taiyi, I brought back a good thing this time, you can help me see if I can be angry with Gabriel's yin and yang man." ”
Taiyi Zhenren touched his snow-white beard, a head emerged from the mountain of goods, and said speechlessly, "This time, Nuwa Niangniang bet that you will come back alive, and left a peach for you on Venus, hurry up and eat it before you are caught, otherwise you will not be able to survive when you are tortured." ”
Chu Haoran ran away as soon as he slipped away. Thor who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face and Hercules who lost before was only shorts, as soon as the two second generations of gods who were sympathetic to each other heard the news of Chu Haoran's haunting, they immediately stopped eating and ran directly to the square to block people.
Chu Haoran kept changing his appearance like a thief, and finally came to the restaurant. Venus sat at the door in a variety of styles, his lazy posture made people can't help but want to take care of it, wearing an ancient Greek semi-see-through robe that has not changed for thousands of years, feeling Chu Haoran's arrival, he immediately opened his bright eyes.
"Yo, why don't you bring your teammates over to greet me if you don't kill the team this time? It's good that you have been eating and drinking for nothing for so long. ”
Chu Haoran immediately showed his original form, and said with a smile, "What are you talking about, goddess, it's not that she doesn't want to affect the glorious image in their hearts, and when she is executed, it is estimated that it will not be too decent." ”
Venus moved her soft waist to get up from the chair, stretched, sighed, and walked lightly towards the door.
Chu Haoran couldn't help but swallow his saliva, there is no possibility of being boring with lustful things, especially such a group of warblers and swallows at home.
The door opened, and the monkey in the suit and leather shoes walked out of it with a golden hoop stick, "Boy, this time is good, I made another profit, it's okay to help you solve a little trouble." ”
So the people in the Shendai Square saw that Thor and Hercules turned into two pigs' heads and ran wildly in the streets and alleys, and as for their followers, they directly turned into meteors and disappeared into the sky.
"A group of bear children, they can't afford to lose and like to gamble, but they don't have any gambling products."
Chu Haoran, as an old fritter, knew that time was running out, so he said decisively, "Goddess, what about my peach, serve me quickly, my strength has not recovered yet, I am afraid that I will not be able to survive later." ”
Venus stepped forward with a short-term golden wine glass and said, "What if your strength is restored, you can offend Anubis too much this time, and your friendship boat is probably going to capsize." ”
Of course Chu Haoran knew, but now his eyes couldn't leave the wine glass in Venus's hand, how could he not smell this aroma across the heavens, and it was still genuine!
Who knew that Venus smiled and raised the wine glass and drank it all, and immediately looked at Chu Haoran dumbfounded, and teased, "Call sister, I'll consider helping you." ”
Chu Haoran shouted with a dead face, "Sister, I'm old, if I don't take you to play like this, I'll die." ”
Venus grabbed Chu Haoran's collar and pulled it down, and kissed it directly, Chu Haoran enjoyed the sweet red lips in the struggle, and took advantage of the aftertaste of some peaches, he didn't let go of any drop of liquid, and licked it clean.
At this moment, a group of angels walked into the restaurant, and someone coughed a few times in a row, which interrupted the intimacy between the two.
Gabriel was still wearing a medieval missionary costume, and said with a kind smile, "Xiao Chu, I still want to thank you anyway, I didn't expect that projection clone of mine would do such a thing, but the rules you know, whoever brings back the theocratic seal will have to go to the execution table." ”
Of course, Chu Haoran knew this rule, but what could he do, in that case, if he didn't borrow Satan's authority of the Seven Original Sins, it was estimated that he would be scattered by Gabriel's soul in one look.
Chu Haoran, who was escorted to the execution platform, didn't even blink his eyes. Except for a group of gambling dogs who lost red eyes and were taught a few times by monkeys, few people in the audience paid attention to this kind of thing. This kind of thing still happens once in a while, but some people carry it, and some people don't get through it. It is up to them to carry out the imprint of the force that they bring back, with the aim of destroying this thing with the nature of coordinates.
Like the good old Jesus, he walked up to the execution table with a flaming whip in his hand.
"Brother Jesus, you see that I was also forced to be helpless this time, in the final analysis, it is better to solve your family affairs once, you just release water for me, it means it."
Jesus laughed but did not speak.
Anubis manifested from the wind and sand, walked up to Chu Haoran and said, "Chu, I really didn't expect that you would actually pit me like this, and now I want to take back the power on your body." ”
Chu Haoran knew that he was wrong, and he didn't say anything anymore. With a wave of Anubis's big hand, blue flames continued to flow out of Chu Haoran's body and returned to Anubis's palm.
Jesus swung the fire whip and slammed it on Chu Haoran's back, and every time he struck out, a trace of black breath could be drawn. With each whip, a piece of flesh vanished in the flames.
Chu Haoran, who was suspended in mid-air, was pumped and spun like a spinning top.
Finally, on the hundredth stroke, the audience heard the sound of glass breaking, and everyone knew that the execution was over, and the authority of the seven original sins was gone.
As for Chu Haoran, except for a good head, the entire upper body was already in tatters, and pieces of dead flesh fell off the scorched bones, so the heart was still intact.
Chu Haoran, who was lying on the ground, looked at the sky blankly, he hadn't felt this kind of miserable situation for a long time. I vaguely remember that when I was not too famous, I had a conflict with my teammates at that time, and finally I was sold and fell into the hands of a primitive tribe that worshiped evil gods, and I was fortunate enough to enjoy this almost late treatment once, at that time he didn't have too many hole cards, and he completely picked up a life and came back.
Saul, who was originally going to fall into the ground, saw Sun Wukong wandering around the street with a cigar in his mouth and a golden hoop stick, and immediately covered his head with a black cloth and ran away.
Taiyi Zhenren walked out of the crowd and took out a jade bottle and poured it directly on Chu Haoran's wound. The green liquid fell on the white bones, and in an instant, pieces of meat grew, and these pieces of meat continued to wriggle on the bones like insects to occupy important positions, and Taiyi poured a bottle of black liquid, so that these pieces of meat began to multiply wildly.
An hour later, Chu Haoran was finally able to stand up.
Venus brought a group of her goddess sisters to sightseeing, and quipped, "Is my sister's saliva delicious?" ”
Chu Haoran touched his 10,000-year-old unruly head and said with a smile, "It's delicious, it's best to drink it every day." ”
As he spoke, Chu Haoran felt that something was wrong, how could these women keep looking at their lower bodies, ", I haven't got clothes on yet!" ”
Seeing the bare-chested Chu Haoran walking birds on the street, several women laughed louder.
"Nuwa asked me to bring you a message, I may be looking for you to do something recently."
Chu Haoran, who was in no danger, finally found a casual clothes in the water curtain cave and put them on, and teleported home in a gray manner.
Back at the manor, he was greeted by a warm hug from his sweetheart, "Darling, it's great that you're okay!" The sweetheart kissed him without saying a word.
The woman is not only intuitively sensitive, but also very sensitive in taste, and decisively tasted the strangeness coming from her tongue, and slapped over, "Scumbag, don't touch me in the future." ”
Chu Haoran touched his handsome face that had been slapped recently, and then looked at the group of maids around him who were extremely vivid but fortunately had no personality, so he didn't feel too embarrassed, anyway, it's good to be alive.