Chapter 29: Foodies
Her face was revealed, her eyes closed, and saliva on her mouth, nose, and around her nose.
The left hand grabbed my hand, turning it from side to side, as if there was a fire roasting underneath, and the right hand seemed to hold a brush, dipping it in the air, and brushing some strange ingredients on my hand.
"The taste is too light, people like sweet, lalala~ apply some honey."
Not.
The eldest lady is the eldest lady, but you can really enjoy it!
It's not.
Roast chicken wings and brush with honey!
Look, how sophisticated and skillful this act of applying honey is! At first glance, the eldest lady is a virtuous woman who often bakes chicken wings, and has taste!
Uh-huh~ The most important point is that the eldest lady is worthy of being a person who grew up drinking the same milk as me, and even has the same interest in eating chicken wings.
And most importantly, she also grills chicken wings!
What a perfect match this kind of star girl who can grill chicken wings and star knight who loves to eat chicken wings!
This chicken wing is grilled, give me half of it, and it will be even better!
Ay!
Wait, Nima is not right!
This, this is a chicken wing, it's my hand! Let go! You let me go!!
I exclaimed, pulling my hand hard.
Lu Chenghuan stepped on strange steps, no matter which side I dragged over, she staggered and followed, and she would not fall, there was a feeling of dancing ballet.
Pull upwards.
Whew-
Lu Chenghuan was thrown up, her body was very light, like a feather, turning over the top of my head, her skirt fluttering, and her straight and slender long legs drew a graceful arc, which landed firmly beside me.
During this time, the action of applying honey has no effect.
I can't get rid of it in my heart.
This girl is terrible!
So, foodies are not scary.
Scary is a foodie who dreams of eating chicken wings.
No!
It's a foodie who dreams of eating chicken wings, and if you don't eat the chicken wings in your dream, you can't wake up!
"Poofโ"
What was that!
I looked up and saw that Aunt Wang's little fat man in the fifth grade of primary school on the third floor, wearing a pair of pants and a big belly, was standing in front of the balcony and spraying nosebleeds.
Seeing me looking at him, the little fat man wiped his nosebleed and smiled at me: "Brother Ayun, this sister's underwear is white!" I've got you covered! One more time! โ
My face darkened: "Look at your eyes again, hemorrhoids and pus, go back to sleep!" โ
It's cheap, I haven't even seen it! He actually saw it first!
"Ahh No, I don't have hemorrhoids in my eyes! The little fat man looked frightened, covered his eyes and turned to run, frightened.
"Oops!" The little fat man ran too fast, hit his forehead on the balcony door, sat on the ground, and let out a cry of pain.
At a young age, he peeked at the girl's low pants.
It's not.
Retribution is coming.
At the very least, I'll have to help you block the retribution first, and then look at it.
"Hee-hee, it's cooked~" Lu Chenghuan shook his head and raised my hand to her mouth.
Whimper, open your mouth, and take a bite!
Like a hungry lion!
My face changed dramatically.
"Whew~" let out a long sigh of relief, gently wiped the sweat on his forehead, and moved the five fingers of the right foot in front of him, and slowly put it down.
Not.
It's dangerous!
Thanks to my quick-witted mind and quick reflexes, otherwise my hand would have been crippled.
"Pss Phew! How did the chicken wings become salted fish, they stink! โ
Lu Chenghuan's pretty face frowned, spit out the shoes in his mouth, and spit out several mouthfuls of saliva in a row, but his face still looked very uncomfortable.
Does it stink?
I picked up my saliva-stained shoe on my right foot and sniffed it.
Where does it stink? It's obviously a faint man's fragrance, okay! I really don't know how to taste!
As soon as I put on my shoes, Lu Chenghuan suddenly crooked softly again, and I hurriedly held her.
At this moment, the eldest lady finally stopped, and the spell was broken by my shoes that exuded a faint man's fragrance.
A princess picked her up and stepped into the stairwell to climb the stairs.
After Lu Chenghuan and I analyzed the Black Armor and her star knight along the way, the bus had already arrived at the school.
From a distance, I saw the head of the class, Zhuang Yiyi, in front of the school gate, as if he was sad because of something anxious, and walked back and forth.
Suddenly, when he saw me, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he walked quickly, grabbed my hand, and held it in his palm, very excited: "Ah, Ah Yun, you are here, you are about to kill me!" โ
Forehead.
I was taken aback, and my liver fluttered.
glanced at him angrily: "What are you doing!" I'm scared to death by you. โ
"This Ma Tengyun is really not a good thing, with a man as good as my family Yuyu, he is still fooling around with other men!"
"It's so shameless to go to the morning and evening! I'm going to take a picture and expose his crimes to Ziyu! โ
There were people in the crowd who made condemning voices, mostly girls, their voices were full of resentment, and some people took pictures with their mobile phones to record the evidence that I fooled around with men!
Hey, don't slander people! I didn't fool around with other men, so I didn't go all day and night!
Cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and I was forcefully pulled back by the hand that Zhuang Yiyi held in the palm of my hand.
Lu Ziyu's fan sister is really terrible!
I really want to explain to them seriously that Lu Ziyu and I are innocent, only the friendship relationship between friends, and the relationship between lovers does not exist!
But now I'm the kind of man who is in the eyes of them, and I'm absolutely not trusted!
All right.
In the future, the truth will give me a clear name, and there is no need to explain.
Zhuang Yiyi's reaction was a lot slower, and he didn't feel that something was wrong around him at all, and said anxiously: "Zheng is here, and he is having trouble with Adeline!" Hurry back to the classroom with me, you may be the only one who can calm them down now! โ
I asked Zhuang billion: "What's the matter?" โ
Zhuang Yiyi looked helpless: "Yesterday it wasn't for Zheng Fantian's illness and leave, the teacher arranged for Adeline to sit with you temporarily, but as soon as these two came today, they almost fought because of the seat problem!" โ
Zheng Fantian is my regular tablemate, and I have been at the same table for two years, Adeline was transferred yesterday, and the head teacher was greedy for a momentary convenience, so he arranged Adeline in his position without asking Zheng Fantian.
It's not.
We're in trouble.
I couldn't help laughing: "This kind of thing, you should find the head teacher instead of me!" Tell me, what's the use? โ
Zhuang Yiyi looked at me: "Do you remember what the head teacher told you before he left yesterday?" โ
Hmm, what did you tell me?
I shook my head, unable to remember.
Zhuang Yiyi learned the tone of the head teacher: "You are responsible for everything about her, you know?" If something goes wrong, you're the only one who asks! โ
My face changed: "! What are you waiting for, back to the classroom! โ
glanced back at Lu Chenghuan, and told her with his eyes that I will go first, and you will go to the classroom by yourself.