Ao Yan and I returned to Mo Yan's mansion. When my soul returned to my body, I was stuck in a dazed, drowsy dream.

In my dream, I saw myself as a young woman from a fishing village by the sea, wearing a blue cloth and white flower skirt, and a headscarf of the same fabric on her head, tightly wrapped in a black bun like ink behind her.

That appearance is also very virtuous and good-looking. I was sitting on the beach drying fish and shrimp, and there was a fishing boat docked on the beach, and at this time a person walked down from the fishing boat, holding a fish basket in his hand, and walked happily towards me.

And I greeted him and shouted, "Husband." I saw the man throw down the basket and pick me up

"I miss me to death, I've been thinking about you all the time since I went to sea for a few days."

With that, he picked me up and walked into the farmhouse behind him. This person is none other than Ao Run.

When I woke up, I was lying in my home on earth, and my grandmother was sitting next to me, and I asked my grandmother, where did Ao Run go? Grandma said: "As soon as I woke up, Ao Run, Ao Run!" I don't see you caring about your grandmother, and she has pulled you so big. ”

Grandma seemed a little angry

"In the kitchen."

I rubbed my eyes and looked at my grandmother

"By the way, grandma, how long have I been asleep?"

"You've been sleeping for a month. It's really scared to death my old man, I wanted to take you to the hospital, this Ao Run said that you are too tired, rest and rest will be fine, I looked at your ruddy face, so I didn't go to the hospital. ”

At this time, Ao Yan walked in and brought me a large bowl of soup of unknown name for me to drink. I took a look,

"What kind of soup is this, and what does it taste like?"

I clutched my nose and my stomach churned.

"You've slept for so long, our dragon has grown up, and it's almost two months. I calculated, you will wake up in the next few days, so I specially stewed it for you. You have to eat something nutritious. This is my ......,,, from the East China Sea."

There was a pause.

"I took it from my eldest brother......,,, and then I looked at my grandmother and didn't say my name.

I touched my stomach and probed with my cultivation, and I could really feel the little guy. Ao Yan looked at me, and I looked at the bowl in his hand.

So I picked up the bowl and drank two sips, and it tasted terrible. Shaking his head busily,

"I can't drink it."

Grandma thought the soup tasted very good. "If you can't drink it, don't waste it."

After speaking, he picked up the bowl and drank it clean. At this time, looking at my grandmother's completely white hair, it instantly turned into green silk like ink.

I was stunned and looked at my grandmother

"Grandma, ...... your hair? ，，，”

"What's wrong?"

Grandma touched her hair, walked to the mirror and froze with joy for a moment, and only came back to her senses for a while.

"This, this old man is also annoying!"

So, happy like a child, he immediately ran to his bedroom.

Take out clothes from many years ago and ask me:

"Do you think I look good in this one, okay with that?"

It made me dizzy and felt very uncomfortable.

So he said to Ao Run, "Go and buy me some green plums, or green apricots." ”

Ao Run looked at me uncomfortable,

"Okay, you go to bed and rest first, and I'll be back right away."

After Ao Run left, I got up and got out of bed, ready to go to the bathroom. I walked to the bathroom door and saw a man knee-high in me.

He stood dumbfounded at the door of the bathroom. I looked intently, isn't this a miniature version of the lewd uncle who was with that young and beautiful woman in the ghost town of Xudu?

At this time, the lewd uncle seemed to see me and smiled lewdly at me. A mouthful of yellow teeth is exposed, and the corners of his mouth are still dripping with yellow soup. One of the top two plates is missing. I shuddered and shuddered.

The uncle smiled and said, "Does the girl want sanitary napkins?" ”

"What did you say?"

The uncle rubbed his nose and said:

"Hey, hey! Girl, do you want sanitary napkins or toilet paper"?

I'll go! I was stunned by his thunderous words! Without saying anything, he picked up his hair and put his knees around his neck. The other hand slammed his fist his obscene face, and after beating for a while, looking at his blue and purple face, and the corners of his mouth were still bloody, it was really pleasant.

Then grabbed him by the collar, opened the window, and used his cultivation to fly him out of the window. He flew out smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared into the clouds and disappeared.

At this time, Ao Run was standing at the door, still carrying the green plum he had just bought. And some fish, meat, and so on. He looked at me with a look of surprise and said, "Jin'er, why is there such a big anger today, it's not good for the child?" ”

I ignored him and walked straight into the bedroom. Then Ao Run followed,

"What's the matter, don't be angry, okay?"

"Who was that lewd man, and why did you bring him to the house?"

"He is the god of fart, and he is the husband of the god of the purple aunt."

I asked with a puzzled face, "How can there be such a god in this world?" ”

"Do you remember the ghost town of Xudu, where we dealt with Honggu together? At that time, a young woman and this fart god saved us by throwing things down in the air. ”

Ao Run looked at my slightly softened face, "That young woman is the god of Zigu's toilet, and that man actually manages the toilet in the world like Zigu, but everyone knows Zigu, but they don't know him, so he calls himself the god of fart." It is for the sake of the people of the world to distinguish him from Zigu. ”

After listening to this, my stomach churned again, and I almost threw up. Ao Run looked at my uncomfortable appearance, hurried over, and gently beat my back

"Jin'er, are you okay, why did you react so badly? In fact, they also saved our lives, and it is good that there is a god at home to bless us. ”

"Isn't it enough to have a real dragon like you at home? In addition, after a while, after this little dragon man comes out, I will feel better. I can't live this day. ”

"Jin'er, are you obedient?"

Then Ao Run looked at me solemnly and said, "Do you know the mixed yuan golden bucket?" I shook my head.

"This magic weapon is one of the magic weapons of Sanxiao Niangniang, it is an ancient magic weapon, which can carry all things in the world, Sanxiao once used it to catch Lu Zhudao and Erlang Shenjun, and also received Jinzha and Muzha, after Sanxiao was subdued by Lao Tzu's yellow turban soldiers, the mixed yuan Jindou disappeared."

"So what, what's the matter with you and me?"

"Do you know the Mixed Yuan Jin Dou, why can Xiao go to the top three flowers of the gods, and make their mana disappear in an instant? That's because all the gods are afraid of filthy things, and the mixed yuan golden bucket is made from the most filthy things in the world. Therefore, this toilet god is the only god in this world who can create a chaotic yuan golden bucket. And with this mixed yuan golden bucket, under this world, there are no gods who can hurt you and me. Even if it's a catastrophe, you don't have to be afraid, you can survive it safely. In this way, you and I can see the prosperity of this world together, and enjoy happiness forever for generations to come. ”

Speaking of this, Ao Run silently lowered his head and stopped talking, as if he had something on his mind, and his eyes suddenly dimmed. Then he said in a low tone: "I am not afraid of any calamity in this world, but it is a love calamity, I am really afraid of losing you." ”

So I leaned over and said, "Ao Run, no matter what, I won't leave you, since this bastard gold bucket is so powerful, then okay, I'll follow you, you can do whatever you want." ”

At this time, outside the open window, the voice of the fart god was heard. I saw the fart god crawl in, muttering as he crawled: "You girl, this girl's strength is so great, she almost broke my bones." ”

I glanced at the fart god,

"Fall to death!"

The fart god said with a hippie smile: "The girl has such a good-looking face, and she is also smart and lovely, not to mention a few falls, a few punches, even if she wants the old man's life, she is willing!" ”

said that he hurriedly ran in, and muttered while running: "I flew back all the way, but I was thirsty to death, so I picked up my usual water cup and walked into the bathroom."

I opened the toilet lid, reached in and scooped the cup and drank it clean.

"The water in the girl's house is really sweet!"

I just stood there dumbfounded, unable to utter a word.

I thought to myself: What a shocking thing this fart god's behavior is! Ao Run saw that my face was not very good, and hurriedly helped me into the house.

After entering the room, I remembered the ghost town of Xudu. I can't help but think of Ao Shun.

Last time, I was stabbed by Ao Run, and I was stabbed in the chest by Honggu, and I was seriously injured. I don't know, he's dead or alive now. So, he lowered his head, didn't dare to look at Ao Run's eyes, and asked in a low voice: "This, this Ao Shunke is still alive." ”

Ao Run looked at me, seeming impatient

"Not dead, alive. Now, it's raised in the North Sea. However, the injury was more serious, but the eldest brother went to see him, and it is estimated that there is no major problem now. ”