Hearing the sound coming from behind me, I was startled and suddenly turned around to find two people behind me, no, two ghosts to be exact.

One of them, dressed in white and wearing a long white hat, was tall and thin, with a pale complexion, a long tongue sticking out and a white mourning stick in his hand. The hat reads: When you see wealth, you always have a smile on your face.

The other is wearing black clothes and a long black hat, with a fierce face, a wide body and a fat body, a small black face and a soul chain in his hand, and the hat says that the world is peaceful, with a serious face.

I like to watch ghost movies when I'm fine, so I recognized these two as Bai Wuchang, Xie Bi'an and Hei Wuchang, Fan Wuxu.

After the black and white impermanence walked to my side, they directly tied my hands with their soul chains, and without saying anything, a black passage appeared out of thin air with a wave of his hand.

Black and white impermanence came to the underworld through the black hole, and when I entered the underworld and saw the current situation of the underworld, my friends and I were stunned.

I saw people coming and going on the street, and cars passing by from time to time.

I took a look, I went to all luxury cars, and the worst of that guy was a BMW 7 Series.

However, these cars all have one thing in common.

That is, they are all made of paper.

Not only cars, but also the neatly lined villas on the side of the road are also made of paper.

Just when I was amazed, at this time, Hei Impermanence, who was dressed in black, took out a mobile phone from his pocket, yes you read it right, it is a mobile phone, I glanced at his mobile phone, I still love crazy.

Bai Wuchang saw me with a surprised expression and smiled, saying, "I just like to see you look like you haven't seen the world, don't forget that this is the underworld, people die and souls have to come to this place, Lord Yama likes this thing called a mobile phone, so he ordered the person who called it to quickly develop a mobile phone, otherwise he will enter the eighteenth layer of hell." ”

Talking about black and white impermanence led me to a large hall, in front of which there was a plaque with three big characters on it: "Yama Temple". After entering the main hall, black and white impermanence pressed me in the center of the main hall, and I had already taken advantage of this gap to take a look at the main hall.

The color of the main hall is black, and candles are lit on each pillar of the main hall, and strangely enough, these candles emit a dark green flame. It can be seen that people's hairs stand on end. It feels depressing.

There was a table in the deepest part of the hall where a person sat behind the table, but I couldn't see what the person sitting there looked like because I was too far away.

At this moment, a familiar voice came out: "Alright." The old black and white have worked hard, so you go down first. ”

Hearing this person's voice, Black and White Impermanence bowed and turned away directly.

And the more I hear this voice, the more familiar it becomes, and the more I listen to it, the more familiar it becomes, and I always feel like I've heard it somewhere.

Just when I wondered where I had heard, King Yama spoke.

"Little rabbit, Lao Tzu has said, let you not run, let you not run. You have to listen! It's okay now, let's die, it's really right! ”

As soon as I heard this voice, I immediately knew who was speaking, "Oh, buy teardrops, quack, it's you, the old pervert, I never expected you to be the Lord of Yama, tell me how much it cost to buy it." ”

"What are you talking about, little rabbit cub, the position of Lord Yama was climbed up step by step by Lao Tzu himself. Also, my name is Yang Fugui, if you dare to call me an old pervert, Lao Tzu will give you a free tour of the eighteenth layer of hell now, the kind with no time limit, from the first layer to the eighteenth floor, and then back from the eighteenth floor, to ensure that you are happy to go to the sky. ”

Hearing Yang Fugui's haul, my heart was ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping by. "If I go to this old pervert and have a personal vendetta, I can't resist this little body, buddy."

Thinking of this, the cold sweat on my forehead is the one that brushes down.

Just when I was about to say something, to please this perverted Lord Yama in front of me.

Yang Fugui's next sentence directly asked me stupid. "Hey, the old man asks you, do you still want to go back to the world?"

After hearing Yang Fugui's words, I was stunned for a moment, and my mind turned a thousand times.

"Damn, this can't be the legendary unspoken rule. This old pervert is so difficult that he can't take a fancy to his brother. Forget it, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, Lao Tzu doesn't want to live a lifetime in this underworld, in order to be able to return to the world. ”

I was angry, and I was angry from my heart, and I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, and my buddy fought: "I want to go back to the world." ”

Yang Fugui laughed directly when he heard my words, and the laughter was called obscene.

"Hehe, that's good, come, you come here, stand in front of me."

Hearing Yang Fugui's words, I thought to myself, "It's over, it's wasted, buddy seems to be lost today." ”

I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, in order to fight for my buddy Yang, I walked directly to Yang Fugui, and only when I walked in front of Yang Fugui did I stand still, waiting for the nightmare to come.

Seeing me standing in front of him, Yang Fugui stood up directly and looked at me in a circle, and said while looking, "Well, yes, not bad." It's a good seedling, hehe didn't expect me to be so lucky, and let me meet it. ”

After Yang Fugui looked at me for a while, he sat back in his seat and said to me with a smile, "Hehe, if you want to go back to the world, it's very simple to worship me as a teacher and be my apprentice, how about it, think about it." ”

I listened to Yang Fugui's words and was directly blinded, "What do you mean, is it that this old pervert wants to accept me as an apprentice, and then slowly torture me?" ”

However, Yang Fugui's next sentence dispelled my doubts.

"You are born with a yin vein, if I guessed correctly, you have been weak and sickly since you were a child, and you often feel cold in your body, even in summer, am I right?"

This really makes the old pervert right, I do often feel cold, especially from 11 o'clock to 1 o'clock in the morning, I will be frozen awake, I also went to the hospital to check, but it took two or three thousand to find out what the disease was, so I was prescribed a little sleeping medicine.

It wasn't until later that I found an old Chinese medicine doctor, who said that I was born with heavy yin and yang imbalance, and from 11 o'clock to one o'clock in the morning, it was the time when the yin qi was the heaviest, so I would often be woken up by freezing, although what the old Chinese medicine doctor said was reasonable, but he said that there was no way to cure my disease. But what does this have to do with my return to the world, I didn't speak, just quietly listened to the old pervert's words.

"The innate yin vein is because you were born when you were a child, and your birth date is the body of extreme yin, which also creates your innate yin vein. But since you haven't practiced the Dao technique, you can't restrain the yin qi in your body, and the female ghost who killed you is going towards your yin veins. If you don't practice Taoism with me, even if you return to the human world, there will still be ghosts looking for you to ask for your life. Are you Tang monk meat in their eyes, do you make it, you are born with yin veins and don't know Taoism, you are also a scorpion baba, the only one, it is a miracle to be able to live until now, how about the kid be my apprentice, I can teach you Taoism and you can return to the world to inherit my sect, after you go back, you will be in charge, the master, how to think about it. Yang Fugui said obscenely.

Hearing Yang Fugui's words, I didn't say a word and pounced, kneeling on the ground and shouting loudly while kowtowing.

"The master is above, please be worshiped by the apprentice, the apprentice is here to give me love, birds and birds, popular with thousands of girls, stimulate the handsome guy market, save countless runaway teenagers, and the most talented, handsome and chic. Yushu is in the wind. Graceful. Tall and mighty. Names: landslides and ground cracks, water flows, ghosts see sorrows, beauty and wisdom are combined, heroes and chivalry incarnate, people see people love, flowers bloom, cars see car tires ~ The master please be safe. ”

Don't say I'm shameless, think about it, if you go out to chat with other cultivators in the future, who is your master, who is his master, who is his master, as soon as I say, my master is King Yama, the leader of the underworld, and people give the nickname of the underworld to carry the handle.

Besides, the head of the sect, what does this mean, this means that I can also be a handle, a group of younger brothers, let them go east and they will never go west, let them catch dogs, they will never pick chickens, hang and blow up God.

Yang Fugui smiled when he heard my praise, and the wrinkles on his face were squeezed together, like an old chrysanthemum, and the flower was blooming!!

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