Volume 3 Fairy Water Penglai Chapter 1 Gathering
There are black words in the underworld, which are the code words circulating in the underworld; There is a special sense of tomb robbing, and there are many jargons, which are no less exciting than black words.
Worm: The things that make the viewer's eyes shine at the bottom of the finger pressure box, and even the antiques of the whole store can't match this one, in layman's terms, it is the treasure of the town store; Insects can not only refer to things, but also to people, that is, people who have been in antique shops all year round, are very familiar with antique shops, and can take advantage of all kinds of loopholes.
Take/Hat: An antique dealer takes an item from another dealer and does not pay for it at the time, which is called "live taking". There are rules for taking live, you can only sell more money at the guaranteed price, not less, the original owner generally no longer gives the person who takes the live errand fee, but the person who takes the live can sell at a higher price, this behavior is called "wearing a hat", the money sold more belongs to the person who takes the live, and the original owner does not ask.
Stuffy bag: In the antique industry, the sale of goods that are not allowed to be opened for inspection is called "stuffy bag", and sometimes it also refers to the act of trading without seeing something. It is said that this phrase was originally popular among the folk in Shanghai, and originated from the "stuffy bag" of gambling at the Flower Club. This term is now used in other industries in Shanghai.
Moving bricks: refers to not spending money to move other people's antiques and utensils, and earn the difference in price. This kind of person often relies on himself to be well-informed and has a wide range of channels, and can profit from trading without spending capital or investment. The use of "bricks" to describe antique artifacts is nothing more than an attempt to conceal them.
Laxianer: A person who contacts and agrees between buyers and sellers. After the transaction, the middleman will charge a commission, generally 3% for the buyer and 2% for the seller, commonly known as "three into two".
The buyer and the seller agree to get rid of the middleman and make the deal on their own, so as to save the intermediary fee and wearing a hat.
Smashing the pulp: The apprentices and men of the antique shop buy eye-catching goods from their peers, or the price is too high, and the shopkeeper asks the guild to mediate and ask the other party to make a concession or return the goods, which is called "smashing the pulp".
Taking medicine: also known as "paying tuition", it refers to buying fake goods or buying defective products at a high price. This word has the meaning of self-deprecation, and it also has the meaning of consoling oneself: the right to pay the tuition.
Laying landmines: People who do not know how to do it go to the countryside to buy goods from the peasants, thinking that they can buy real goods in this way, and counterfeit businessmen take advantage of this to partner with the peasants to "plant mines" and sell the counterfeit goods to these people.
Eye-piercing/eye-wandering: refers to a mistake in judgment and buying a fake. Eye-piercing or eye-wandering is a common occurrence in antique dealings, and even the biggest collectors have times when they are eye-piercing or eye-wandering.
Singapore: refers to some stalls, homonym "new fake broken".
Baggage Zhai: Some people in the industry have good eyesight, but they don't have the money to open a store, so they use blue cloth to "pick up goods" in various antique shops, and then sell them. This phenomenon of dealing in antiques is called "baggage shosai".
Shoveling land/guerrillas: refers to people who do not open shops, go to the countryside to collect goods, or rob ancient tombs. After getting the things, they will sell them to various merchants.
Ghost goods: Specifically refers to tomb robbers, excavating ancient relics obtained from the theft of ancient tombs.
Thief: Refers to antiques stolen from the antiquities department or private hands, and the bid is low, and it is illegal to buy them.
Uniform wasteland: refers to the antiques that are specially purchased in the streets and alleys, in the countryside, and everywhere. Stockscrapers are the mainstream of the antique market, and the truth is mixed.
Zu: That is, the ancestor of the antique shop, Fan Li. The grain cloth proposed by it is very profitable, the pawnshop of traditional Chinese medicine is 100% profitable, and the antique calligraphy and painting is 1000% profitable.
Play Now/Play Now: Collections made today.
Paper/Piece/Paper: Calligraphy and painting.
Yangzhuang: Doing business for foreigners.
Donate: Consignment.
Take medicine: buy fakes.
Plate: Heart.
Hanging daughter: Crooked.
Yuancai: See clearly and have a good eye.
Zongzi: corpse, meaning "zombie", the corpse is relatively well preserved, and there is no decaying ancient corpse.
Big Zongzi: Powerful zombies.
Lao Zongzi: It is difficult to deal with the corpse transformation.
Dried zongzi: bones or dried corpses left.
Meat dumplings: There are many burial companions, and there are many valuable things on the corpse.
Hehu: I go everywhere, and I also do it in all directions, all over the world.
The jargon in the tomb robbery, and the jargon in the literary play can be described as a hundred passes, but not everyone understands, only the expert who has been immersed in this for a long time, can speak 6 out of ten, and now a woman who looks so good, can answer with her mouth open, Wogua is fascinated by beauty, in addition to thinking with the lower body, the upper body has long been offline.
"What do you want to do with us on the train?"
That's right, these two people are no one else, they are the two who sat next to Li Green Ant and Jin Yuan Bao on the train all the way before, originally Li Green Ant stopped chasing them when he saw them get off the train, and comforted himself that it was just a coincidence, but now it seems that there are so many coincidences in this world?
The woman smiled softly, she looked a lot more casual when she changed into a regular dress, but her smile was even more bewitching, and the bodyguard next to her who had not changed for ten thousand years was dutiful, with no expression on her face, as if she was a puppeteer.
"Maybe when you go to Long Island, your attitude will change."
The woman smiled faintly, she had already pinched four tickets in her hand, as if she had calculated that the two of them would definitely follow her, it was really infuriating, Li Luant was ready to go the other way, but the nest melon was already like an old scalper being pulled by the rope on the nose bolt, and had been led by the nose, and suddenly stomped his feet again, secretly annoyed that the nest melon was really careless.
The ferry that took them to Long Island was a civilian fishing boat converted into a sightseeing ferry with people, the ferry was a little dilapidated, but there were many locations, the position of several people was in the last row, blowing the sea breeze, the seagulls were dotted, the scenery was beautiful, and the wogua came to the woman's side shamelessly, shouting to write a poem for her.
Jin Yuan Bao doesn't even know a few big characters, some time ago even the signboard of the four words "Qiushi Junior High School" was said to be three words, and now he actually wants to compose a poem in front of this woman, obviously inserting onions in the pig's nose, pretending to be an elephant, but Wogua does not have such a consciousness, but seeing that he showed a salivating appearance, he gently sniffed the fragrance between the woman's neck, as if he was intoxicated and opened his mouth to come, and the appearance was as obscene as it was.
"Swallow a bowl, hold a bowl, eat and see the time; A pot of pig, a pot of meat, meat and vegetables with 6! ”
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Sure enough, he lived up to his expectations and successfully created the pinnacle of limerick poetry, Li Luant pursed his lips: At least he rhymed.
"What a delicious woman, ah no, beautiful woman, what a mesmerizing woman, would you like to be my supper, oh no, will you have dinner with me?"
Li Luant "coughed" untimely next to him, "Wogua, for four months, you haven't paid me back the money for the meat buns you bought every morning." ”
But this interruption was like tickling the nest melon, and it didn't suppress his arrogance much at all, Li Luant really couldn't stand it, and carried the ear of the gold ingot, "YouseeseeYou, OneDayday, justonlyeateateat, YouseeseeYouFat, this type of beauty, you just kick your ass into a Mona Lisa, and people don't look down on you, what are you thinking?" ”
The woman smiled silently from beginning to end, but her eyes kept turning around Li Luant, and the Li Green Ant was covered in hair, and she didn't know what bad water this woman was holding.
"You know what? Not long ago, I just went to the famous Huangshan Mountain in China, and you know what we were sitting on at that time? It was by my brother's helicopter......"
Just now, Wogua said that he wanted Li Luant to be his wingman, to the effect that he saw that this woman's eyes had been staring at Li Luant, and he wanted to soak her for the sake of her, so he deliberately appeased Li Luant and asked him not to cut off his beard, so now he is pretending to be more and more breaking through the limit.
"Then I have to say, the Yellow Mountain in Anhui City, Jiangsu Province, is quite beautiful."
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Li Green Ant sat upright, and suddenly felt a few bursts of murderous aura coming from the front, straight to the last row, Wo Gua suddenly snorted, very puzzled to look at the person who turned his head in front of him, and glared at him viciously, Li Green Ant hurriedly played a round game, pointing to his head, "What, my brother, this is not good." After saying this, the few people turned their heads with a "hum".
Complainingly, he glanced at the nest melon that was still blowing in Hu Tianhai: Fortunately, there are only a few Anhui people on this boat, if this boat is all Anhui people, I am afraid that the nest melon will be reclaimed by Jingwei and will be caught by others to plug the sea eye.
The woman smiled all the way but didn't say a word, no matter how the gourd bragged, she always nodded her head with good quality, and the heart of the wogua was even more swaying. The woman's face is bewitching with a hint of coldness and nobility, but she is wearing a camouflage tights, as if she is a tourist going hiking or climbing, but she looks more and more heroic, and she can't help but look like it every time: It's so beautiful, that camouflage uniform is a pig's intestine wrapped in crumbs on me, and wearing it on a beauty is the icing on the cake, tsk tsk-
When the boat wandered for half an hour, finally arrived at Long Island, the bodyguard behind the woman has been following, and now there is a nest of melons and also drive and relax, Li Luant has no choice but to follow, but she does not go directly to where, first on the island is really like a tourist to go around, and then take a sightseeing bus to a place called "Crescent Bay".
There are so many farmhouses and fishermen's stays along the way, so it's no surprise that the tourism industry here is indeed thriving.
Just as Wogua was stepping on a tandem bicycle like a pig, followed by Li Luant, but secretly aiming at the woman, a box-type off-road vehicle made a big drift, and stopped at the ticket entrance of Crescent Bay.
Despite wearing camouflage uniforms, the black glasses still wore a beige trench coat outside, and several other people streamed down behind them.
"Boss, boss, I already knew it was you, I have to say that the temperament of this car is really amazing, as early as eight hundred miles away, you can feel the boss Your majestic posture, so I specially waited here!"
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The black glasses glanced at the gold ingot, Li Luant covered his face, but the woman took the initiative to step forward and talk, "Zhang Qing, you are late." ”
"It's a bit of a thing, so it's too late, and it's good that you can bring them here."
Li Luant was inexplicable: Huh? They actually know each other? And what this means seems to mean that his two pigs don't know the way at all, and he deliberately needs the little tadpole to find his mother, and he was led here?
Jin Yuanbao was not happy on the spot, but with a blink of his eyes, he saw Qin Pianpian sticking out his tongue at him in a camouflage uniform, and immediately had a heart in his eyes, "Hey, isn't this your little good-looking?" How did she get here? Qin Pianpian was also followed by a thin and tall person with a somewhat sour atmosphere, who looked weak and couldn't help but fight.
"Why is Zhuo Ziyan gone?" Li Luant turned his head sideways and looked at the carriage again, and sure enough, there was no Zhuo Ziyan.
"He has other missions, so he can't come this time."
It's a pity, Zhuo Ziyan saved himself many times last time, and I still want to thank him. Seeing Li Luant like this, the corners of Qin Pian's mouth curved.
The gold ingots poked Li Luant's waist again, "Your little lover appeared with your rival, brother, do you need a wingman?" ”
The black glasses looked at Qin Pianpian from afar, "She and Nie Fengshui are members of an investigation team, and they specially applied to participate in the activity this time, as for these two-" The woman turned her head and smiled at the audience, "My name is Luan Jingjing, this is my partner, Su Jiu, I hope you will take care of me." ”
"Luan Jingjing, the daughter of a famous professor of cultural relics at the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and a well-known historian at home and abroad, will also participate in the event this time."
Li Luant looked at the black glasses strangely: Shouldn't this operation be carried out quietly and secretly? So many people gathered here at once, is this unclear to tell people that the end is here? Thinking of having something to say to Black Glasses, Black Glasses glanced at Li Luant, "Tonight, I will charter a homestay in Crescent Bay and stay overnight, the room has been booked, and I will go now." ”
With a stomach full of questions, Li Green Ant and Jin Yuan Bao had to go to the booked homestay, where the husband and wife looked honest, and every shelf between the homestay was wrapped with vines and grape leaves, looking green and gratifying.
What made Li Luant feel even more strange was that when a few people entered the homestay, Zuo Fu, who had not seen her for a long time, was followed by a short-haired woman, who was smiling and waiting for the arrival of the large army.
"Zuo Lao?"
Zuo Fu smiled, "Little brother is late." ”
Li Luant hurriedly waved his hand, "I wrote a lot of letters to Zuo Lao, but Zuo Lao never replied, and I thought that Zuo Lao would not be able to come this time." ”
Zuo Fu said slightly, "I have received the letter, but I don't know if the address of the little brother has changed, so it is not easy to deliver it directly, but I know the approximate location, so I will wait here in advance." ”
Li Luant scratched his head a little strangely, feeling that there seemed to be some loophole in this sentence, but he couldn't find anything wrong: he only wrote on the letter that the location was in the Penglai area of Shandong, where it was, and he had to inspect it after arriving to make sure, this long island was brought by Luan Jingjing with a few of his own people, and the black glasses also said that this homestay was just set last night, how could this Zuo Fu be clever and clever here?
The short-haired woman next to her seemed to have a bit of girlish innocence on her face, but she was a little deviant, and Li Luant was surprised, "Who is this?" ”
Shen Yunyun stuck out her tongue, "Brother Li, don't you remember me?" ”
Li Luant looked at Shen Yunyun's short black hair, which was still mixed with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, and immediately surprised, "Are you?" ”
Shen Yunyun smiled slightly, "It's me, grandpa didn't worry about leaving me alone at home, so he brought me with him, hoping that Brother Li wouldn't drive me away." "Make a pitiful gesture.
Li Luant wiped his sweat: The current situation is not up to anyone, obviously it is not him who has the final say, but he can only say in a muffled voice, "I'll try my best." ”
Because of this sentence, he had to whisper to the black glasses for a while, thinking that the black glasses had some special reaction, but he just nodded nonchalantly, and then walked to his room.
The B&B has been fully packaged, and their respective rooms are also fixed, one of Jin Yuanbao and Li Luant is a matter of course, one is Qin Pianpian and Luan Jingjing, and the remaining few people have their own room, and they fell asleep with doubts and confusion.
In the dark, the cry of the gold ingots was like thunder, Li Luant couldn't sleep because of something on his mind, and when he seemed to be asleep, he felt that something seemed to be looking at him in front of the bed, and a spirit stood up, and the black glasses were staring at him expressionlessly. I almost screamed in fright, and looked at the dark glasses with a shocked look on my face wrapped in a blanket.
"Come with me."
The two walked out of the B&B in a muffled voice, and in the dark, Qin Pianpian's tightly closed eyes seemed to sense something, and suddenly opened, looked at the sleeping Luan Jingjing's beautiful face beside her, tiptoed off the quilt, got up and left the room.
Li Luant kicked the stone, bored and waited for the black glasses who had not spoken for a long time to speak first, but the black glasses were silent as if they were deliberately against him.
If the enemy does not move, I will not move.
"I will not participate in this event this time, the task of the team leader is in charge of Luan Jingjing, you and the gold ingots are all careful."
If the enemy moves, I ——!!
"What?"
Li Luant looked up in disbelief, Qin Pianpian quietly hid in the shadows, but bumped into another person.
The time of the night flows quietly, as fast as if a white horse had stepped on, and after a long silence there were questions.
"Why didn't you ask more about those two?"
"Didn't you say that I even know exactly what the bun filling you eat every morning is, and suddenly a stranger who intrudes into your life, how can I not know?" "I wanted to say something, but I felt that this was not the time: and how could the identities of those two people not arouse my vigilance?
hurriedly said, "Qin Pianpian is just a pampered rich lady in the city, how can she participate in this event?" Dark glasses, I don't think so-"
"She has to participate, everyone she meets here today, she must also participate, Li Luant, I don't participate in this event because I have a more important mission, this sentence does not mean that this event is not important, it is not a secret, we Snow Leopard Commandos-" looked vigilantly to the side "Who?" ”
Two figures quickly swept by, and the empty alley was empty, and only two or three wild cats were left looking for food, "Meow-"
Li Luant scratched his head and looked at the black glasses that were a little noisy, and the black glasses sank his eyes, "All in all, this mission is extraordinary, you must be careful, except for the gold ingots, no one will believe it!" ”
Except for gold ingots, no one can believe it?!