"What is this?"

Looking at the square in his hand, the outside is delicately packaged, and there is a circle inside to the touch, round and smooth.

Brother Biao slowly lowered his body and said respectfully to Sun Xiaosheng:

"This is the legendary Durex balloon, which can be blown very big and cannot be burst. ”

Brother Biao, who spoke, stretched out his hands and gestured.

A pair of eyes, but it is a little black dog that has never left Sun Xiaosheng's arms.

The few people standing behind Brother Biao had smiling faces, and there were inexplicable smiles in their eyes.

"Balloons, then you blow them for me!"

Sun Xiaosheng held it in his hand, pinched his fingers, and said happily to Brother Biao.

"Uh..."

Brother Biao, who had an enthusiastic face, suddenly stiffened, and his expression changed sharply, which was really exciting.

A few people behind him looked at each other, and their faces were also stunned.

This kid is not easy to fool!

"What? You won't be lying to your little holy grandfather, right? ”

Sun Xiaosheng gently patted the little black dog in his arms, and the little black dog also turned his three heads in cooperation and looked at him lightly.

"How can it be? ”

Brother Biao smiled awkwardly, turned around and shouted back.

"Biao... Brother Biao, you see that I'm like this, and I can't do it!"

The young man hugged his arm wrapped around his vest and looked mournful.

The figure was arched, and he looked miserable.

The rest of the people who were relieved in their hearts all had a sinking face, and they felt bad in their hearts.

Durex is so thick that ordinary people really can't blow it.

Brother Biao also felt that he couldn't go, and just slashed him,

Then he pointed to a young man who was obviously standing in the corner, and shouted in a low voice: "You! The gift is yours, so you can blow it." ”

"I..."

The young man's face was the color of pig liver, and Durex's thing, where was it blown with his mouth.

Seeing the young man's figure retreating, Brother Biao patted the watermelon knife behind him.

A look of fear crossed the young man's eyes, and he took the Durex in Sun Xiaosheng's hand with an iron face.

You still have to eat the evil fruits you plant.

Extremely skillfully tearing open the bag, he doesn't know how many times he has done it.

But before he was impatient every time, his heart was boiling, but now he felt as uncomfortable as eating poop.

"Oh, this is the Durex balloon, it looks slimy, you blow a big, big balloon to show me. ”

Sun Xiaosheng walked over with the little black dog in his arms, looked at it with big eyes and said.

Touching the greasy condom, the young man looked at Brother Biao with a sad face.

"Look at what, don't you blow it to the little holy grandfather. ”

Brother Biao glared and said in a low voice.

The young man snorted lightly, picked up the sleeve and put it to his mouth, and the familiar smell came to his nose.

The strange smell made the young man look like pig liver.

The eyes of several people behind him were curious, and their eyes looked at the young man quietly.

The toughness of the sleeve is so strong, ordinary people can't blow it.

The young man took a sharp breath, then closed his eyes, like a generous martyr.

Call!

There was a heavy sound of pulling wind, and the set that had shrunk into a ball stretched out with a "bang".

The young man worked hard, his face turned red, and the sleeve was only about 20 centimeters long, which was no big deal.

"Brother Biao, this... This can't be blown up. ”

The young man looked at Brother Biao with a bitter face and a sad face.

"Blow, blow it for me, if you can't blow it, I'll kill you alive." ”

Brother Biao's eyes swept over Sun Xiaosheng and said fiercely at the young man.

The young man regretted it in his heart, what was not good, he took out a Durex.

Hunched over, the young man held his breath and breathed in and out.

Poof!

Seeing the movements of his companions, several people behind him covered their mouths and chuckled.

"What are you laughing at?

Brother Biao's face was furious, this is a matter of tens of millions, pointing to the young man who laughed the most, and shouted in a low voice.

"Huh?"

The young man had yellow hair, his face was stunned, and he pointed at himself in surprise.

"That's you, come here!"

Brother Biao's face was impatient, and he urged again and again.

"Biao... Brother Biao!"

I just smiled happily, but I didn't expect it to become myself after a while.

Faced with Brother Biao's grim look, Huang Mao didn't dare to resist at all.

With a pig's liver-colored face, he took the condom in his companion's hand, looking at the mixture of saliva and unknown liquid, Huang Mao's heart felt sick to his stomach.

"Fuck you shit, blow it on me!"

Seeing the impatience on Sun Xiaosheng's face, Brother Biao kicked the young man next to him and shouted at Huang Mao.

The helpless yellow hair wiped the sleeve with his sleeve, took a deep breath, and blew it out violently.

Whew!

The set of hoops was actually blown up by the youth.

Brother Biao's eyes were full of joy, and his face was suddenly full of anticipation.

Goo!

I was happy in my heart, and when Huang Mao took such a breath, the blowing sleeve suddenly deflated.

"Ahem, ahem!"

The inexplicable synovial fluid in the sleeve was poured into Huang Mao's mouth with a little saliva.

"Phew!"

Huang Mao's face was full of nausea, and he vomited saliva.

"You've soiled my floor!"

Sun Xiaosheng, who was full of anticipation, couldn't help but be angry when he saw that the balloon didn't blow up, and the ground was covered with saliva.

"Rubbish!"

Looking at Brother Scar, who was full of annoyance, Huang Mao immediately squatted down and wiped the saliva on the ground with his sleeve.

"Hah..."

Sun Xiaosheng yawned heavily and said with a little dissatisfaction:

"What the hell are you going to do, if you lie to me, you have to ask the little black dog to clean you up. ”

Looking at the little black dog roaring in Sun Xiaosheng's arms, the faces of several people in the field changed, and their eyes were full of horror.

Brother Biao's face changed greatly, he was afraid of the little black dog, and he wanted to abduct the little black dog even more.

"Come here, if anyone blows it, Lao Tzu will give you 100,000. ”

There must be a brave man under the heavy reward, this young man's face was excited, and even the yellow hair holding the set was also excited.

It's a pity that the result of the matter was beyond Brother Biao's expectations, although it was blown up, but it quickly deflated again.

"A group of waste, you know that you play with women every day, and your lung capacity is so bad that you can't blow a condom. ”

Brother Biao's face was furious, and he snatched the sleeve from a young man's hand and wiped it vigorously on his body.

Hum!

With an angry snort, Brother Biao blew it away, and his whole face turned red.

The sleeve is already the size of a basin, and I just wanted to pinch it, but I slipped and went out of breath again.

Several times in a row, each time it was almost successful when it was deflated.

", what the, why are you so hard to blow!"

"Brother Biao! This is Durex's long-lasting!"

The young man shrank his head and whispered.

"Nima!"

Brother Biao's face was furious, no wonder he touched it just now, and it was obviously thicker than what he used.

"Little guy, what are you doing, why is it so noisy outside?"

Sun Feng's voice of doubt came from the bedroom, and finally he yawned heavily.

"Mom! A couple of idiots brought me balloons, but they couldn't blow them up!"

Sun Xiaosheng hugged the little black dog and shouted loudly towards the bedroom.

"Send balloons?"

Sun Feng, who was lying on the bed in a daze, turned over and got up with a thrill in his head.

Brother Biao's face was gloomy, and he glanced at Sun Xiaosheng in front of him, flashing with an inexplicable look.