Chapter 54: Hancock the Tramp
Fan Mang was also stunned when he saw that face, exactly the same as J. It's just that it's a little dirty, the beard is still very long, the hair is messy, and the spirit doesn't seem to be very good.
But he can be sure that this person is definitely not J! He's been detected with alien radar, and J is definitely an earthling.
"J, how do you dress up like this? Are you kidding me? It's not interesting at all! Frank said as he walked over.
"Wait a minute, Frank, he's not J."
"F, I don't know him with a fake beard and a wig set? I have lived on Earth for many years, and I can tell what every person on Earth looks like. Shouldn't you be involved too, are you guys playing with me? ”
"Huh? Am I really drinking too much? I actually heard a dog talking to me. The other party shook his head, "Were you calling me just now?" ”
"It's me, my name is Fan, what's your name, it's getting dark, why don't you go home and sleep on a park bench?" Fan Mang grabbed Frank by the neck and picked him up.
Frank tilted his head: "He's really not J?" Could it be that J also has a wandering twin brother? Do you know about this? ”
"My name is John Hancock and I don't have a home. Can you give me some money, I want to buy a bottle of wine to drink. Hancock yawned.
"Hey, you robbed me of my hot dog, and you haven't apologized to me yet!" Frank shouted.
Regardless of whether he is J's twin brother or not, an apology is a must. It's just the right time to talk to J about compensation, at least two hot dogs to him!
Hancock rubbed his eyes, he didn't see Fan Mang's lips move just now, but the dog's mouth kept opening and closing, could it really be that the dog was talking?
"Do you hear your dog talking?"
"Who do you say is a dog? I'm Frank, not a dog! ”
Fan Mang looked at Hancock: "Frank said that this morning, you robbed his hot dog, right on the edge of this park, is there such a thing?" ”
"I did pick up a hot dog in the park this morning, and I saw that there was no one around, thinking that someone had prepared it for a homeless person like us, and I didn't grab anything." Hancock argued.
Fan Mang looked at Frank, this doesn't seem to be the same as what you said.
"That hot dog is right next to me, can't you see it? Take it from me, can you call it a pick-up? It's a robbery! F, arrest him, he violated the rules of the MIB! ”
"What is MIB? Why are you arresting me? I just picked up a hot dog. Hancock said, stepping back.
"Hancock, you really have to go back with me, at least get registered. Hey, don't go...... FXXK! ”
Fan Mang and Frank both looked up at the sky, Hancock could actually fly!
He knew why the smell had suddenly disappeared, and it must have been Hancock flying away.
Hancock, who can fly, reminds Fan Mang of a movie, but isn't this the movie world of Men in Black?
"F, can you MIBs catch flying aliens?"
"Yes! I'll go back to the headquarters first, and you'll find a way to find out where he is, and I'll have to find a way to talk to him. ”
……
Hancock escaped New York's Expo Park and flew straight across the river to the top of a high-rise building in New Jersey. What is that MIB? He seems to have only heard of the FBI.
He didn't really know how old he was this year, but he remembered waking up once and lying in a park by the roadside, and he didn't remember anything before.
And he's been wandering for years, but he's not getting old, and he doesn't know why.
He used to think that he was an ordinary person, but soon found that he was different from the people around him. His body is very strong, his strength is very great, and his speed is far beyond ordinary people, even if he is hit by a car, he is unharmed.
And he can fly, which is impossible for ordinary people to fly, and he suspects that he is the superman in the comics.
It's a pity that he doesn't have a job, he lives by wandering every day, and occasionally he can pick up some money, which he also uses to buy wine and drink. When you get drunk, your head won't hurt and you won't feel lonely.
He also thought that he could get a lot of cheers and thanks for helping others like Superman, but after only doing it twice, he gave up, because the people he helped did not thank him, but cursed him.
For example, the first time he saw a person on a downhill slope without pulling the handbrake, causing the vehicle to slide and almost get run over. He jumped over, overturned the car, and saved the poor man, but the other party actually asked him to pay for the car, he was trying to save people!
The second time, he saw smoke billowing out of the family's window, so he smashed through the wall and went in, rescued the man, and blew the faucet to extinguish the fire. But the man said he had destroyed the house and wanted to call the police to arrest him.
Since then, he doesn't like to help others, why does he help others, but instead of thanking them, they are all blamed?
Sitting on the top of the building, he looked at the window opposite, through which he could see a young girl, wearing very few clothes, doing some yoga poses.
Hancock's mood suddenly improved a lot. In the evening, while it was dark, he planned to continue flying west, a little further away from New York.
……
Fan Mang returned to the headquarters and immediately went to his colleagues for help, an alien fat woman with six hands and four eyes.
"Lily, help me find out if there is any special police situation in the recent period. For example, some people say that they see Superman, or they see people flying in the sky. ”
Lily's six arms tapped the keyboard quickly, "Any other clues?" Which alien are you tracking? ”
"By the way, check for me if there is an alien named Hancock who has registered with us. Well~~ His body is very strong, he looks very similar to earthlings, and he can fly. ”
Lily's finger stopped: "F, are you sure?" I've been working at MIB since '63 and I've never heard of such aliens. ”
"Have you heard of Krypton, then?" Fan Mang asked.
"Nope. Where did you hear about it, and is there no problem with the pronunciation? How do you spell words? ”
"Uh~~ I just heard, I don't know how to spell it, you look for it first, if you find it, tell me immediately."
Fan Mang returned to his desk, also logged on to the intranet, and began to look for information. There was no one named Hancock, and none was found called John.
After thinking about it for a moment, he copied J's photo and prepared to retrieve it through the photo.
"Hey, F, what are you searching for my photos for? Didn't you go and help Frank catch an alien who snatched his hot dog, did you catch it? Actually, I think you can buy him two hot dogs, and you don't need to pay attention to such trivial things. ”
J was holding a glass of juice and didn't know when he appeared behind Fan Mang.
"J, have you seen anyone in New York who looks like you?"
J:“??? ”
"F, I'm just like you, I don't have a brother, I don't have a family, you know this, why do you ask?"
"I said I saw a guy who looks exactly like you today, can you believe it?"
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