Chapter 316: Three catties of oranges
Haotian and Liang Kaiyue have never drunk together since they sat down and drank once before they got engaged.
At that time, it seemed to be the first day, when I went to Liang Siqing's house on a blind date, right? He was deceived by Lao Tzu Huang Songhao at the time, and he didn't know that he was going on a blind date, and he thought he was going to her house as a guest!
For his prospective son-in-law, Liang Kaiyue is very satisfied! In order to test his wine, after eating at noon, Liang Kaiyue specially asked him to stay and drink with him.
He knew in his heart that Liang Kaiyue said that he wanted him to accompany the wine, but in fact, in his heart! Just try his wine!
At that time, he didn't know anything about Liang Kaiyue's drinking, so he had to ask Liang Siqing to help him.
Liang Siqing obviously promised to help him, but he turned back halfway and cooperated with his father-in-law to pit him! If he hadn't carried it, he would have gotten under the table a long time ago!
Now that I think about it, it's funny! Now that he and Liang Siqing have come together, they will reminisce about the past! My heart is full of sweetness and happiness!
Therefore, my father-in-law is celebrating his birthday today and wants him to accompany him to drink, so he naturally has to accompany him well, as for Liang Siqing, let's hang it first!
After a few hours, Liang Kaiyue was already drunk and drunk! He kept muttering, "It's a good day...... Happy! I...... Glad! Haotian! ...... Come...... Come! ...... Let's move on...... Drink! I'm not drunk! ...... Not drunk ......".
Haotian is no better! He almost didn't get under the table, in addition to not talking nonsense, compared with Liang Kaiyue, he was also half a catty!
Liang Siqing helped him, walked staggeringly, and as soon as he spoke, Liang Siqing stuffed a petal of orange into his mouth.
He was stuffed with oranges in his mouth, and he couldn't speak, and if he wanted to speak, he had to eat the oranges in his mouth before he could speak.
But Liang Siqing didn't seem to be able to get along with him, and didn't let him have a chance to speak! After he finished eating the orange in his mouth, Liang Siqing stuffed another orange into his mouth, and so on until he fell asleep on the bed.
Liang Siqing glanced at the orange peel on the floor, and then at Haotian in his sleep, and said with a wry smile: "After seeing you, do you dare to get drunk!" Alas! I haven't tasted a single bite of the oranges I just bought! βγ
The next morning, Haotian was in his sleep, and his mouth kept shouting: "Water! Water! My mouth is so sour! Wife, pour me a glass of water, okay? βγ
Haotian closed his eyes and called for a long time, and after finding that no one paid attention to him, he groped with his hands, and found that the bed was empty!
Liang Siqing, she got up early! The quilt around Haotian is empty, not surprising at all!
It turned out that last night, after Haotian and Liang Kaiyue got drunk, Liang Siqing helped him to the bedroom, but he had just walked to the gate on the second floor, and his front feet had just stepped into the hall, and his back feet were still hanging on the edge of the door.
The stomach began to turn over the river and the sea, and it looked like it was about to vomit. Seeing this, Liang Siqing helped him to the bathroom. When he saw the sink in the bathroom, he threw up on the sink.
Liang Siqing, who was standing on the side, frowned, looking at him with an uncomfortable face, and she whispered in her mouth: "I told you!" Don't drink so much, you don't listen! Now you know it's uncomfortable, right? βγ
Haotian was still in a drunken state at this time, and he naturally didn't hear what Liang Siqing said clearly, and he didn't have the strength to refute it, so he didn't say a word and cleaned up the debris.
Liang Siqing was afraid of him, so she took the opportunity to play in the water, soiled her clothes, washed his face, washed his hands and feet, and even coaxed him back to the bedroom.
To be honest, it's the first time she's ever washed someone's feet when she's grown so big! Her parents have raised her for more than twenty years, and she has never washed their feet!
Looking at Haotian who was lying in the bedroom, drunk, she whispered: "Stinky boy! You're so happy! The first time I've washed someone's feet, it's you! βγ
Although Haotian didn't vomit everywhere, the smell of alcohol in the bathroom sink, coupled with the food spit out of Haotian's mouth, smelled very pungent!
After Liang Siqing coaxed Haotian to sleep, she began to tidy up the bathroom hygiene. If it is replaced by usual, these hygienes are taken care of by Haotian. Liang Siqing is very idle!
But at this moment, Haotian is drunk! He can lie in bed and sleep well, and it's good if he doesn't mess around! Where can you expect him to do the hygiene?
After tidying up, Liang Siqing found that the smell of wine was still a little strong, and it was very pungent! Lying on the bed in the bedroom and unable to sleep, she was sure that Haotian was asleep, and after nothing else, she ran to the study on the first floor to sleep.
When Haotian woke up the next day, Liang Siqing had even finished breakfast!
After Haotian woke up, he found that Liang Siqing, who was sleeping next to him, had long disappeared, and he felt a little lost in his heart!
I opened my eyes and looked around the room, but I was still a little lost and felt empty!
When he got up and was about to put on his slippers, the soles of his feet slipped and he almost fell! Originally, he was half-squinting, but at this moment, he was so frightened that he quickly opened his eyes and looked around the floor.
Haotian was taken aback! He found orange peels all over the floor in his bedroom!
Originally, he still couldn't figure it out, he drank wine last night, why was his mouth so sour?
At this moment, the orange peel on the floor had already told him the answer! Feelings Last night, Liang Siqing's girl, fed him a few pounds of oranges? And these oranges are the most sour!
Haotian scolded in his heart: This girl is too unkind, right? Bullying drunk people (if Liang Siqing was present at this time, after knowing Haotian's thoughts, he would probably say: You are already honored to be bullied by me, okay?) Others, there are long queues, and they haven't been treated yet! οΌοΌ Chase Yo Literature
Liang Siqing, who was sitting in the hall, accompanying Liang Kaiyue and Ouyang Huilan, chatting, frowned and reproached after seeing Haotian yawning and coming down from upstairs: "Why did you get up at this time?" βγ
Father-in-law and mother-in-law were all in the hall, Haotian was blamed by Liang Siqing, he didn't dare to make a mistake, and said in response to the question: "Is there any food?" βγ
"Yes! In the rice cooker, there are still a few! Let's see if there's enough to eat! If you don't have enough to eat, order your own noodles! Before Liang Siqing could speak, Ouyang Huilan preemptively spoke.
After eating breakfast, Haotian pulled Liang Siqing aside and asked in a low voice, "Wife!" How many oranges did you feed me last night? My mouth is sore! When I ate breakfast in the morning, my teeth were very sore! You can't even bite tofu! βγ
"Hee-hee!" Liang Siqing covered her mouth and smiled: "Are you embarrassed to ask me?" Blame me for being greedy!
Last night, I ate the three catties of oranges I bought! I haven't even eaten a bite, you've eaten it all! After eating, it's still suspicious!
When you eat, why don't you shout sour? After eating, chirp crookedly in front of me! Yours is the case! βγ
"You feed me! I was drunk last night, how do you know if oranges are sour or not! How much did you feed me! Haotian muttered quietly.
"What do you say? Can you speak louder? Haotian muttered to himself on the side, and his voice was not loud, Liang Siqing couldn't hear it clearly, so he glanced at Haotian and said.
Haotian thought that he was whispering and was heard by her! hit the tiger's eye and began to pat Liang Siqing's ass: "What else can I say!" Say you're beautiful, as beautiful as a fairy! βγ
Although Haotian said this sentence very empty, even he felt that it was used to coax children! However, in front of Liang Siqing, this sentence is very useful!
After being praised by Haotian, she was in a much better mood! The tone of talking to Haotian began to soften a lot!
"Don't slap your asses in front of me! Those words of yours should be kept to coax the little girl! Liang Siqing said in a coquettish tone.
"Aren't you a little girl? Is it a woman? Haotian blew at the root of Liang Siqing's ear, and said ambiguously.
"Haotian! What do you mean? Liang Siqing snorted coldly, and she began to grind her fists, intending to clean up Haotian.
"I said you two! If you want to show your affection, go back to the bed! Early in the morning, less polluting Lao Tzu's eyes! Liang Kaiyue said with his hands covering his eyes.
"Rare and weird! When did you get serious? Ouyang Huilan looked at Liang Kaiyue's expression, angry and funny.
"I've always been serious, okay?" Liang Kaiyue opened his eyes and said nonsense, in fact, Haotian and Liang Siqing have shown affection in front of him more than once or twice! He's used to it!
It's just that this time, the reason why he said this was mainly to help Haotian in secret, and in order to prevent Haotian from being cleaned up by Liang Siqing, he deliberately said so.
Now that Lao Tzu has spoken, she, who is a daughter, naturally does not dare to make a mistake and bully her husband in front of Lao Tzu.
"Hmmm! That, Haotian! You go upstairs and change your clothes, I'll wait for you downstairs! In a moment, let's go to the building materials market for a turn! Liang Siqing said.
Regarding Liang Siqing's sudden change of topic, Haotian was a little unaccustomed, so he asked a lot: "It's rare to rest for a day or two at home, why did you start running the market again?" βγ
"You think I'm willing! Hasn't it been rectified by that "Zhu"? It's okay, sign a contract with me now, let me hurry up and arrange a time to stay in the Iron Wolf Aegis! Liang Siqing pursed her lips and said speechlessly.
Haotian didn't dare to answer the topic, and obediently ran upstairs to change clothes!
After Haotian went upstairs, Liang Kaiyue asked curiously, "Siqing, which one are you going to do?" It's okay, where are you going to settle in?
Hyatt Group and Tianqing International, aren't they enough to keep you busy? Don't toss around if you don't have anything to do, the stall is big and the cost is big! In the current situation, it is more appropriate to play steadily! βγ
"Dad! That's it! Haotian godfather, Zhu Wenxiang opened a bodyguard company called 'Iron Wolf Aegis' in the suburbs of Binhai City, and he wanted to cooperate with me!
I've been talking about cooperation for the past two days, and I just signed a contract at noon! Zhu Wenxiang's side, the venue for me is free, but I just want to settle in early,......" Liang Siqing explained, she was afraid that Liang Kaiyue would worry, so she deliberately concealed the special training.
"For nothing? Didn't fool me? Are there any strings attached? "Liang Siqing's words, how could Liang Kaiyue believe it so easily? He looked at Liang Siqing with an inquiring look.
"Actually, it's not a string attachΓ©! He has only one condition, that is: to 'Tianqing International' as his training base for assessing employees! Liang Siqing said.
"Your broken company can still be used as an assessment base? Don't bluff me! Liang Kaiyue's expression of who believes and who is stupid makes Liang Siqing a little difficult to ride a tiger.
At this time, Haotian happened to come down from upstairs, maybe he was in a hurry, the tie was crooked, and it was not fastened!
Seeing this, Liang Siqing ran to Haotian and helped him tie his tie again!
"You, you! I've told you, how many times have I told you, the tie should be ......" Liang Siqing's mother-in-law blamed, and Haotian listened obediently.
Seeing that the little couple looked ambiguous, Liang Kaiyue didn't continue to ask the bottom line. He thought to himself: As long as the little couple can come together! Love how to toss and let him go! Lao Tzu doesn't interfere, but he is happy!