Chapter 881: This is not called ruthlessness, it is called obscenity!
Chapter 781: This is not called ruthlessness, it is called obscenity! (Page 1/1)
In addition, Zhang Tianyi and the others' faces were also blackened. It's like stripping naked and rolling in a coal pile a few times, as embarrassed as you want!
Shocked, shocked!
It turned out that Ah Huang's move just now was "Dao Fire Rushing", and he did not burn Zhang Tianyi, Liu Bao, and Liu Dezhu to death. But they burned all their clothes and fur to ashes.
Now it's three sleek naked men, with skin smoother than a woman's.
Of course, this kind of "inappropriate for children" scene. Ah Huang had already flown out a piece of rune paper, gently covering Li Yiran's eyes, telling her not to see it, so as not to pollute it.
But the other male Taoist priests present were just hilarious!
Boom!
The people who eat melons are like blowing up the pot, and they can't control all kinds of discussions.
"Oh my God! The clothes and pants are all burned out, so curious and obscene. Three big men with bare butts. ”
"Huh...... More than just clothes and pants? Don't you see that even the hair on your body has been burned out? Not even the chick feathers were left. It's pathetic. ”
"But it's good luck, it's just that the chicken feathers are gone. The chick hasn't burned out yet, otherwise as a man, it would be miserable. ”
"Of course! The chick is a symbol of our men, but ...... Anyway, these three senior brothers' chicks are not big. It's a little small. Mine is at least twice as big as theirs! ”
"You can brag about it. People were frightened by Senior Brother Huang's Dao Fire, so they look small now. ”
"Huh? Can this thing shrink back in fright? Why don't I believe it? ”
I have to say that since ancient times, it is not a big deal to watch the excitement!
The scale of the people who eat melons is getting bigger and bigger, because they are all men, and most of them are relatively young. For peripheral disciples, there are no restrictions on surfing the Internet at ordinary times, just like ordinary people. Therefore, on the contrary, he was more open and bold than the real disciples of the Dragon Tiger Mountain Sect.
In the end, it actually focused on discussing the problem of the size of the chickens of Zhang Tianyi and the two brothers of the Liu family......
Zhang Bang was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and stunned!
I didn't react for a while.
As for Ah Huang, he covered his stomach and laughed, deliberately pointing at Zhang Tianyi with contempt: "Oh, my mother! Senior Brother Zhang, you talk so much, I thought your hanging was also very hanging. It turned out to be so small, mine is at least three times bigger than you! Hahaha. ”
He was originally a ruffian temperament, but now he is frowning, his tone is very exaggerated, and his expression is rich. It's like acting in a skit.
When the other onlookers heard this, they all laughed wildly. Some people even clutched their stomachs and laughed out of tears, rolling around on the ground saying that they couldn't stand it......
Li Yiran, who was covered with his eyes and couldn't see anything, heard his brother Ah Huang say something a little dirty. The delicate little nose moved, snorted softly, and thought to himself: "Brother Huang is still such a bad guy!" I told him he wasn't allowed to say anything like that. Alas, it seems that it will be better to educate him slowly in the future. ”
When Zhang Tianyi and the two brothers of the Liu family saw this scene, they could only cover their chickens with their hands. I only felt ashamed and unbearable, and my face turned purple and red pork liver! All the internal organs are faintly painful - they are angry!
He was trembling all over, pointing at Ah Huang, and his voice trembled and said, "Huang Lengshuo, you, how ...... you"
Poof!
Before he could finish speaking, a mouthful of blood spat out of his mouth. His body went limp, and then he fell to the ground like mud.
Looking at it like this, it is clear that he is in a hurry, and he is fainted by the living anger!
In fact, this can't be blamed on Zhang Tianyi, anyone who is surrounded by a group of onlookers, pointing fingers at his chickens, and judging his own chicken, will definitely not be able to stand it. What's more, he is still quite a favored core disciple of the sect on weekdays?
Poof, poof!
Two more blood-vomiting voices rang out.
The two brothers, Liu Leopard and Liu Dezhu, didn't know if they were "imitating" Zhang Tianyi, and they both fainted on the ground after vomiting blood.
Ah Huang clapped his hands: "Sure enough, it's a good brother!" Even the routine of vomiting blood and falling into a coma is exactly the same. Ha ha. ”
The crowd erupted in laughter again.
At this time, Zhang Bang, who had been in a state of confusion, finally came to his senses.
An angry expression appeared on his face!
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Ah Huang, and said in a tone that was almost cannibalistic: "Okay, good! You Dragon Hall people are ruthless enough. ”
Ah Huang shook his head, he was still very polite to the elders of the sect, he bowed, and said in a very serious tone: "Elder, this is not ruthless. It's called lewd ......"
Hahahaha!
The surrounding melon-eating crowd held their stomachs and laughed again.
I have to say, Ah Huang's goods, this mouth is really hurtful!
I'm afraid that except for Master Xiong and the Mo family's "baseball brother" Mo Munan, there are few opponents.
Because of this, he has always cherished Master Xiong and Mo Munan.
Zhang Bang's face was red and white. The huge fist clenched desperately, then released again.
He really wanted to do it now and teach this damn Longtang kid a hard lesson. But after all, he is also a sect elder, and he is so competitive with an ordinary disciple, and there is a group of peripheral disciples watching around him. It's a shame to do that.
If he attacked Ah Huang just now, it was because Zhang Bang and everyone mistakenly thought that Ah Huang burned his fellow disciple to death. There are extenuating circumstances. But if you make another move now, I'm afraid you won't be able to say it......
Finally, Zhang Bang let go of his fist.
glared at Ah Huang viciously: "Let's see!" ”
Then he looked around again, and said in a commanding tone, "Come and put on your coats for my nephews and nephews." Then he carried them on his back and went with me into the mountain gate. ”
As an elder in the sect, he has a high authority over these peripheral disciples who manage tourist attractions.
So the management of several scenic spots hurried over, took off the gray robes on their bodies and put them on Zhang Tianyi and the Liu family brothers, and then picked up the unconscious them on their backs, and hurriedly followed Zhang Bang to the formation leading to the Longhu Mountain Sect......
Ah Huang walked over with a smile and took down the talisman paper in front of Li Yiran's eyes.
said: "Okay, Sister Yiran, the goods with spicy eyes are gone." Let's rest for a while, and then let's go into the mountains. ”
Li Yiran smiled slightly, and nodded quietly and delicately.
Fifteen minutes later, the two were already walking hand in hand on the back mountain of the Longhu Mountain Tourist Scenic Area.
If you look down from the sky from an airplane, it seems that this area of mountains is normal and nothing strange.
But if you walk from the ground, it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to enter the mountain behind the Longhu Mountain Tourist Scenic Area!
Because...... This is the place where the true sect of Longhu Mountain, which is known as the ancestral court of Taoism and has been inherited for thousands of years, is located! Around this mountain, there are a large number of different types of Dao Gate formations. Bewitching the senses of ordinary people. (3rd Update)
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