Chapter XXXIV Compensation
Faced with doubts, Xu Xiaoyu was puzzled, and took out one of the few bitter gourds left on the cart, which Xu Xiaoyu deliberately left behind and prepared for Su Hui.
Xu Xiaoyu took it and looked at it for a long time and didn't find anything wrong.
opened his mouth and took a bite, and the sweet taste instantly filled his mouth, but the strange thing is that this sweet taste is indeed mixed with a trace of bitterness.
The bitterness is not strong, but it is very abrupt because it conflicts with the sweetness.
"It's weird, I didn't have this bitter taste when I ate it before, right? What's going on? Could it be that this beauty bitter gourd has an expiration date, but I have only been leaving it for a few days? ”
Xu Xiaoyu couldn't understand it, the bitter gourd grown at home would not rot for a week, and it would not change its taste, why did this sweet bitter gourd become bitter?
Wait, it seems that something is wrong.
This bitter gourd should have a bitter taste, could it be this reason?
Without waiting for Xu Xiaoyu to continue thinking, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted out.
Then, a small air leak sounded, and a foul smell also spread.
"Oops, no, my stomach hurts, toilet, is there a toilet here!"
An aunt couldn't help but cry out, and at the same time, the sound of puff and puff rang out like a cannon.
As soon as the words fell, several aunts shouted.
"I want to go to the toilet too, my stomach hurts."
"Me too, ah, no, quick, where's the toilet!"
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For a while, the grievances arose, and the aunts frantically poured into the village to find the toilet, and the big guys were confused, but they quickly reacted, and looked at Xu Xiaoyu and the few bitter gourds that remained.
"Don't look at me like that, I'm ......" Xu Xiaoyu was saying, when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, his face turned sideways, and he rushed home with his legs.
Now, the big guy completely understands that there is a problem with the beauty bitter gourd, there is definitely a problem!
Eating it can make people have stomach problems, can this thing be returned?
Zhang Dabiao was mixed in the crowd, and he almost didn't laugh out loud when he saw this scene.
Xu Xiaoyu, Xu Xiaoyu, I see what you want to do, offend those aunts, you definitely feel better.
Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, not to mention the aunts who are approaching menopause, and the saliva will not drown Xu Xiaoyu!
Xu Xiaoyu squatted in the toilet, unable to figure out how to have diarrhea after eating a good beauty bitter gourd?
It's not the first time I've eaten it, so why was it okay before?
Could it be because of that weird bitter taste? That's right, bitter!
Xu Xiaoyu clicked his mouth, the bitter taste had not completely dissipated, and Xu Xiaoyu was suddenly shocked when he washed and tasted.
Why is this bitter taste so familiar?
In his mind, Xu Xiaoyu remembered that when he had a bad stomach and constipation, his grandfather got him the herbs, which tasted like this!
This bitter taste and the sourness of the diarrhea afterwards will never be forgotten by Xu Xiaoyu in his life.
"Good! It turned out that someone was doing something behind his back! Xu Xiaoyu was so angry that he lifted his pants and was about to go out, but before he could take two steps, his stomach hurt again.
After repeating this several times, Xu Xiaoyu's legs were weak, and the strength of the herb was over.
Xu Xiaoyu, who had a sallow face, dragged his weak legs and walked to the entrance of the village tremblingly.
The group of aunts at the entrance of the village all had very bad faces, and when they saw Xu Xiaoyu coming, they couldn't wait to come up and kill him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to me explain, this bitter gourd is absolutely fine, someone has done something on it."
"I'm still washing here, I don't know what you have in this bitter gourd, I almost didn't collapse after eating it! Also, who do you call Auntie? Who is your aunt here? ”
I have to say that the middle-aged woman's fighting ability index is bursting, let alone holding back her anger.
Xu Xiaoyu was powerless to refute at all, Zhang Dabiao's treacherous plan succeeded, and he glanced at Xu Xiaoyu proudly.
Heh, aren't you very profitable, isn't the bitter gourd selling very well, and you will have to spit out everything you earn later.
But after a while, Zhang Dabiao felt that something was wrong, and the middle-aged women scolded and scolded, but did not propose any substantive compensation, what was going on?
It turned out that this group of aunts did find that the effect of this bitter gourd was remarkable, and after continuous toilet use, their sweaty makeup had already been spent.
But to their surprise, the face under the makeup, which should have been like a yellow-faced woman, actually became delicate, and there was a faint ruddy luster.
The wrinkles at the corners of the eyes are also reduced, and the whole person looks like ten years younger, even the side effects are a little bigger, and I almost collapsed.
But that's it, it's also a sure thing!
"Alas, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I'm sorry for you, if you want to compensate, I will admit it!"
Xu Xiaoyu sighed, he just wanted to solve this matter quickly, and when he heard this, Zhang Dabiao in the dark was happy.
You kid really has a hole in his brain, no one has mentioned the matter of compensation, you kid is good, take the initiative to post it to compensate, now you can't accompany your underwear in, I Zhang Dabiao's name is written upside down!
Zhang Dabiao was so proud that he even took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit them, looking like he was stunned, but in the next second, he was stupid.
"It's okay if you want compensation, I'll forgive you if you give me a few more of this beauty bitter gourd!"
"Yes, just a few more!"
"That's right, you take out all your remaining bitter gourds, we still want it!"
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What's going on? Zhang Dabiao was stunned in place, the cigarette couldn't be lit for a long time, and when he looked at it, Nima turned out to be reversed, and it was okay to smoke in reverse!
Eh no, it seems that not only Xu Xiaoyu has a problem with his brain, but this group of aunts is also very funny!
I used to run the toilet, and I wanted to die or live one by one, but now why do I have to do it the other way around? Could it be that this bitter gourd really has a miraculous effect?
Get some back and do your own research? As soon as this idea popped into Zhang Dabiao's mind, he was choked.
Isn't this to increase the morale of others and destroy your own prestige!
Hearing the request of the aunts, Xu Xiaoyu was also a little speechless, this bitter gourd was manipulated, and after eating it, it was a desire to die, and the stock was gone.
can only explain it head-on, but Zheng Xuanying next to her heart moved.
"We don't have beauty bitter melon, but we do have beauty elixirs."
Xu Xiaoyu listened, yes! Beauty elixir, it's time for advertising! Hurry up and say yes.
"We have a self-developed beauty agent with beauty cucumber as raw material, and we are currently arranging researchers from the institute to test it, and if nothing else, it will soon be put into the market and promoted on a large scale."
Following Zheng Xuanying for a period of time, Xu Xiaoyu has also learned a set of sayings, and hearing Xu Xiaoyu say this, the aunts fell into madness!