In the end, it was Wei Zun who took the initiative to stretch out his hand to let the family fight, and said: "The disciple knows that he is wrong, he should not joke with his parents, and he will never do it again in the future." ”

Wei Juan breathed a sigh of relief at this time, revealing a teachable expression.

But the ring ruler is still inevitable, but the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, and when the twenty boards come down, Wei Zun's palms are red.

After such a fuss, the relationship between master and apprentice has become closer and closer, and Wei Juan has also achieved his goal, and these two children will definitely not be late for class for a period of time in the future.

When they returned to their positions, Yan Dan asked respectfully: "Teacher, is there any major event in the court these days?"

It is Wei Juan's duty to teach the prince how to govern the country, and King Wei has not been in good health for the past two years, and his burden as the prince and concubine is heavier.

"It's still a matter of rebellion by the Marquis Li Kai, and there are many discussions in the court and the central government about this matter, and the situation is still very delicate, and the king has changed his style and become strict, so that everyone in the ministers is in danger. Wei Juan sighed and said.

"Tiaohou is just a small mistake, buying five hundred armor shields to accompany the funeral is not a big deal, he was falsely accused of rebellion by the villain, why didn't his father forgive him?" Yan Dan was worried, and complained about King Wei's approach.

Seeing him think so, Wei Juan hurriedly said: "You have to understand the king's painstaking efforts, Li Kai is a rebellious person, and his achievements in pacifying the rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms are world-famous, and the generals are proud of him, in case the king is gone, can you suppress him?"

"This ......" Yan Dan realized that his father did not hesitate to unjustly kill the minister, this is paving the way for himself.

Wei Zun next to him listened to half of the salary, and his eggs hurt a little, so he covered his crotch and said, "I'll go to the toilet." ”

"Go. Wei Juan waved his hand, didn't look at him, and continued to talk to Yan Dan about national affairs.

Out of the temple, there is a thatched house behind, Wei Zun didn't think much about it, took off his pants and "vomited" and came down for a while, holding it for a long time.

When I finished pulling, my stomach was clear, and I habitually stretched my hand to wipe my head behind my buttocks, but suddenly found that something was missing in my hand......

Toilet paper!

"Dig a groove. Wei Zun couldn't help but scold, looking left and right, how could there be paper in the thatched house?

I had to tear up my voice and shout: "Is there anyone, send me some paper......"

The palace guards heard the sound and stood at the door, "Yan Chunjun, don't you have a toilet?"

"Toilet chips?" Wei Zun was stunned, "Didn't you wipe your butt with paper?"

"Paper is expensive, and wiping your butt with paper is a disrespectful luxury. ”

"......" Wei Zun wanted to pull it out in pain, gritted his teeth and said, "Then what do you use to wipe your buttocks?"

Guard: "There's a toilet chip in the hole in the left wall, you can use that to scrape." ”

Wei Zun looked at it, dug a small hole in the earthen wall, threw a few long bamboo pieces with smooth polishing, and wiped his butt with this thing, damn, he was not afraid of scraping hemorrhoids......

After struggling for a long time, I looked at my fingers, then at the toilet chips in the wall, and finally at my hanbok jacket, scolded my mother, and directly untied the belt around my waist and took off my coat.

But such a big piece of clothing, it's not good to wipe the buttocks, it's really luxurious to wipe it and throw it away, silk is quite expensive in this era, so I have to shout again: "Help me find a pair of scissors first, and by the way, find someone to go home and help me get a coat......"

"Wow. The guard responded.

After a while, Wei Zun's legs were numb when he squatted, and the guards found an iron scissors, similar to the kneading scissors used by tailors in later generations, and they were sharpened.

Cut the hem of the hanbok jacket into several palm-sized pieces of cloth, which were probably enough to wipe your buttocks, and then threw the remaining coat and iron scissors out of the hut and instructed, "Help me cut my clothes into rags." ”

"Whew!" the guards did not hesitate and faithfully carried out the order, it was not the first time they had seen the extravagance and corruption of the children of these princes.

When I got out of the hut, someone had already brought a coat from home and put it on.

The guards also cut about twenty pieces of rags, Wei Zun took a few with him, and ordered the rest to be put in the toilet of the palace for use at any time, and the guards responded.

After Wei Zun left, the guard rushed into the thatched house as soon as possible, wiped the butt of classmate Han and threw away the rags in the corner, and thought to himself, damn, Lao Tzu will also wipe his butt with silk in the future, this grade is higher than that of the emperor......

Humming a little song and returning to the temple, Wei Wan didn't ask much after going for so long, and his attention was all on Yan Dan.

Wei Zun didn't care about the teacher's eccentricity, he was also happy to be idle, holding his chin in a daze with his left hand, thinking about the news he got that day.

He is Wei Yong's grandson, his parents died, and he was also called Wei Zun after the crossing, he was Yan Dan's companion when he was in school, and he was also his playmate, so he was very favored.

At the same time, King Wei probably didn't have two years to live, and began to clear the obstacles for Yan Dan, allowing Li Kai to die unjustly, and the emperor was cold-blooded.

There was no toothbrush when she was bathing in the morning, and Yan Dan picked her teeth with her fingers......

In fact, it is not difficult to build a toothbrush, find a piece of wood to carve, the shape is flat, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, and then polished smooth, and then make two rows of small holes with dots on the head of the toothbrush, and find some horse's mane to plant in, and the toothbrush of later generations will not be much different.

And this waist-length hair is too much of a hindrance, I want to cut it, but I don't dare, an era has its own customs, the ancients could only tie their hair at the age of fifteen, we still have a few years left, so we have to just spread it like this.

Thinking of his hair, Wei Zun suddenly remembered what Sima Qian said, "shaving your hair is humiliated".

In ancient times, there was a "bald punishment", which was an unbearable punishment for the ancients.

After shaving your hair, it's like running around the street without clothes in the next life, and that's a really unpleasant feeling......

After thinking about it a lot, Wei Zun decided that even if it was for his own food, he had to ask Yan Dan to send someone to find cucumbers, grapes, or something.

Purely for their own comfort and to improve their living standards, they have to think about changing this era first.

Modern people take planes and drive cars, let you wear them back to ride the ox cart, that bumpy energy, not to turn the out is considered lucky.

If you don't want to enter an industrial society, you have to have modern songs to listen to, buildings, paper, glass, and ...... I'll do whatever I want, and it's the king's bomb.

"Wei Zun!" a majestic shout brought Han back to his senses.

"Oh, teacher......" His eyes flickered, avoiding the gaze of Wei Wan's rotten wood, and quickly picked up the bamboo slip at the corner of the table, and sat upright.

"......" Wei Juan was speechless, so angry that his liver hurt, suppressed his temper and took a deep breath, flicked his sleeves and said, "Get out of class." ”

"Goodbye, teacher. Yan Dan had a smile in his eyes and bowed.

Wei Zun: "......"

Watching Wei Juan's figure leave, Yan Dan hooked up with classmate Han for the first time, "You kid, what do you think about immortals?"

"I was thinking about how to change the teacher's impression of me. Wei Zun said casually, it was purely a nonsense answer, but in fact, he didn't have this idea in his heart at all.

"Oh?" Yan Dan smiled, "I'm looking forward to it." ”

As he spoke, the two of them walked out of the temple together, Wei Zun suddenly thought of something, took out a few rags from the middle of the neckline, handed them to Yan Dan and said, "Send you to wipe your fart, otherwise His Royal Highness the Prince, it will not be good to scrape hemorrhoids on the buttocks." ”

"......" Yan Dan was stunned.