"Quack—"

The transmission of underwater sound is actually limited, and because the ears are blocked by the water curtain, Li Gengai saw that the male toad opened his bloody mouth, and a tongue flew over like a drop of blood.

Li Gai turned around in a panic and fled, but I don't know if it was because he had soaked in this cold water for too long, so that the original freestyle had become a dog planer, and the planing was very slow.

"Don't go, okay?"

This sentence is only said to you when you are running, and the physical education teacher will say to you, but now Li Reform really wants to use all the strength of breaststroke to freestyle, and in the end breaststroke is better.

But even if you run, sometimes running has the disadvantage of running.

For example, girls should not run at night, it is too dangerous, in case they encounter a barbecue stall, it will be all over.

Li Gengai crawled and crawled, his limbs were stiff, and when he was about to feel weak, two blue-gray duck webs as big as banana leaves flashed in front of his head, and a thing jumped in front of him with a "stinging" sound.

Can this thing still be outflanked?

Not good, retreat!

Li Reform has hair all over his body, not partial hair, nor permanent hair, or the old age of the whole body hair is ominous, and he yelled in his heart to retreat, but turned around to see that the female toad with only double eyelids had blocked his way, and now the male and female toad two clams outflanked, one in front and one in the back, wanting to become a horn and take Li Gai down in one fell swoop.

I'll tell you the story of the three little pigs, and the other two will be left to you when they fall asleep.

To give you the story of two toads, and now one is about to become a staple food for toads.

Good boy, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, now you want to add food to us, no wonder this beautiful boy is ruthless to you!

Li Gengai's pupils shrank, and his heart trembled: In the end, which scumbag is swearing? The harmful Ben Liangzi fell into such a terrible situation? You and I don't know each other, why do you treat me as a supper?

It's over, and the name of your beneficiary hasn't been thought of yet, so it's going to hang?

The closer he got to the two toads, Li Gengai could even see how many folds there were on the faces of the two toads, especially the female toad with double eyelids, it is estimated that she has entered menopause in advance, the muscles on her face are sore, even the apple muscles are sunken, the eye sockets are slightly convex, and the white edge of the outer edge of the lips is obvious.

Is it menopause?

Before, she looked like Chang'e in the moon from a distance, but now she has lost her magic blessing, and she is like a stupid chicken.

Sure enough, beauty, special effects, lighting, and distance are all indispensable, and Li Gai still thinks it is as beautiful as a fairy, it turns out that this beauty, lighting, distance, and special effects are all matched in this pool.

You don't have to come back to pick me up, I guess I can't be your little baby anymore, after all, I have to pass through the duodenum of the toad, and I guess you don't want to see me end up in a lump.

A broken heart is like a shard of glass, and the food that has been swallowed cannot be restored.

Li Gengai's whole body was cold, unable to move, half frightened, half cold ice water infusion.

In addition to naturally parting to the sides, most breasts are naturally asymmetrical. 90% of women have some degree of asymmetry in both breasts, about 5% to 10% have significant asymmetry in both breasts, and some left breasts are even 62% larger than the right breast. That's why Albert Einstein once said: there are as many boobs as there are girls.

So there are as many Hamlets as there are readers, and there are as many ways to die as there are toads now.

I'll count, one, two, now it's two toads, am I dead or am I dead today?

The Iron King of the Lone Thorn had no signal for a long time, I don't know if he succeeded, when Li Reform was ready to kill himself and sacrifice his life for righteousness, a glorious light sounded in front of him again, and the flashlight in Li Reform's hand reflected each other, Li Reform's face was happy: It's done?!

The One-Thorn Iron King raised his arms and exhaled, but when he saw that he was holding a strict person who was being bundled with water and grass on his left hand, he looked at it intently, and the face of that thing was obscene, and he was cowering, wasn't it just Ergou?

Yo he!

Well, your conspiracy to blackmail the Son of Heaven so that the princes have gone bankrupt!

The two toads suddenly saw that their food was being taken away under their noses, and they screamed angrily.

It's hateful and hateful, a boiled duck can fly away, and it's really worthy of my lifetime clam name.

Why do I think your ex-boyfriend is angry? Waiting for you to break up, I will miss you too?

Why do you get angry when you take away your food? When you two toads bring you to the dinner table, I'll love you too?

The one-thorn iron king was too lazy to entangle with these two toads, and immediately hugged the two dogs and went to the shore, Li Reform saw the two toads jumping feet, it was a good time, with a bang, a leap in the air, directly from the top of the breakthrough, using the strength to press the bottom of the box, just a few breaths, and saw that Wang Lian's green shadow like an umbrella cover was close at hand.

"Whew-"

"Plop—"

Ergou was thrown out by the Iron King of the Lone Thorn, the two stood on the shore tremblingly, gasping violently, the big dog took the lead in taking the second dog, and immediately slapped him in the face, and the King of Locks hurriedly brought a military coat to wrap Ergou's body.

When Li Gengai felt that he had regained a little strength, he immediately took off his wet clothes and wrapped himself in a thick military coat on the edge of the pool in a daze.

The one-thorn iron king's physical fitness was surprisingly good, at least Li Gengai saw that he didn't even shiver, took off his wet clothes and sat aside wrapped in a blanket.

"Don't worry, he's fine, he just choked on a few mouthfuls of water, and we rescued him in time."

Seeing that the big dog looked like a mournful woman, Li Gai couldn't help but say a word, and sure enough, the second dog woke up soon after, but his eyes were confused.

"Who am I? Where am I? Didn't you just drink it? Why is it all over now? I haven't had enough yet. ”

Qingdao doesn't fall, I don't pour, the snowflakes don't float, I don't float, you have to ask me how much I drink? I pointed in the direction of the sea, which I had never drunk in China.

I hope that the Yangtze River will become wine, and the waves will come and drink a sip.

I have never been drunk in China, and I have never admitted that I have been drunk.

I don't fall when Qingdao falls, I don't float when the snowflakes fall, you have to ask me when I'm drunk, I'm sorry I'm not targeting anyone.

"Yo he! Have a good drink! Kill him and turn his back on his back, I seem to have seen two toads become our appetizers just now, what's the matter? The second dog swayed around everyone suspiciously, "Who stole it for Lao Tzu?" Spit it out! ”

？？？？

The big dog's eyes widened and he pointed at the nervous second dog, "What's going on?" ”

"It's the reaction."

The phenomenon of rising from the bottom of the sea to the surface of the water too fast and causing dizziness and hallucinations due to changes in pressure is called this reaction.

Due to the rapid rise of the air, the pressure decreases quickly, and the gas overflows quickly, which blocks the trachea and causes hallucinations due to poor breathing. Just like a person who eats poisonous mushrooms, he can see a lot of hallucinations, but this reaction is even more uncomfortable than eating poisonous mushrooms, that is, the congestion and tinnitus in the body, which will slow down for a long time to get better.

Li Reform and the Iron King of the One Thorn have been moving in the water for a long time, and these two dogs were suddenly dragged into the water and brought up, which can be described as double torture, so it is not surprising that he is the only one who will have this so-called reaction.

Li Reform is not salty or light, "After a few hours, his symptoms will gradually reduce, and there is no big problem." ”

What else did the big dog say, King Suo raised his eyebrows and was displeased, "This time it's the second dog who is reckless in front, doesn't listen to the team's instructions in the back, and is devoured by monsters, and it is also someone else who comes to the rescue, you are not grateful, but blame everywhere?" As a teacher, you two unsuccessful apprentices will be taught? ”

The big dog bowed his head hatefully, glanced at King Suo with some resentment, and reluctantly said to Li Reform and the Iron King, "Thank you, two." ”

This thank you was not only insincere, but also heard the perfunctory air of reluctance, Li Gai just nodded slightly, the Iron King of the One Thorn didn't even pay attention to him, and the big dog snorted again when he saw this, and said nothing.

The two huge toads suddenly lost such a big lump of food, and the angry jumping feet were certain, and the waves under the water did not stop after Li Reform and the other three people went ashore, maybe how to make waves in the water, but as long as they went ashore, Li Reform had absolute confidence, and they couldn't eat and walk around on the shore.

Time passed minute by minute, a few people on the shore had already lit a fire and began to roast, wet clothes began to drip under the smoke and fire, slowly turning towards the trend of half dry, King Suo scooped a large basin of water in the pool and began to heat it, put in some compressed biscuits, after cooking, the aroma was overflowing, but the taste was lighter.

After such a long journey, this is the first time that I have been lying here quietly and eating a meal, which is a very rare thing.

After everyone had eaten and drunk enough, there was still no movement under the water, and I don't know what bad farts the two toads were brewing under the water.

"Two toads?!"

King Suo exclaimed, Li Gai nodded and smiled, and began to tell the story of what happened under the water.

"No, no matter how big this toad in nature is, it is only the size of a basin, how can there be two toads, or such a big toad? And the lock king has lived for most of his life, and he has never heard of a toad eating people!! ”

"This should be a unique toad called the Thick-Armored Heavenly Heart Toad."

Li Reform began to tell the story, this kind of toad is very special, it is a toad that is accustomed to living in cold areas, there are their ancestors in the Book of Mountains and Seas, and now they are slowly degrading, and the size has been much smaller, but at the beginning their ancestors were indeed eating people, and they were also worshiped as gods by the ignorant and unenlightened mountain people at that time.

So on this Meili Snow Mountain, it is also a strange story that I really encountered this kind of species that only exists in the Book of Mountains and Seas.

It's just—

Li Gengai cast his gaze on the lake not far away.

As he expected, this thick-armored Tianxin toad lives underwater, and does not dare to go ashore to fight with people easily, but everyone has to go over, how should this be good?

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