Chapter 176: Drama Zhong Kui
Di Xin and I hurried to the palace, and strangely enough, when we arrived at the door, the ghosts and envoys of different appearances all looked at us.
"Please, both."
I looked at each other, and walked into the main hall with a big cloth. As we entered, we were greeted by an extraordinarily wide cloister, flanked by statue-like dwellings. They held spears in their hands or knives in their hands. Some of them have their tongues sticking out like black and white impermanence, some have the internal organs on their abdomen exposed, and some have grinning faces. Di Xin and I snuggled together and walked slowly. Anyway, as soon as I walked through the door, I regretted it. It's no more luxurious than a palace on earth, and it's full of grinning, blue-faced and fanged ghost sculptures. It is said that it is a sculpture, and the appearance is lifelike. I couldn't help but be curious, and walked behind me with a sword on my shoulder, and my face was blue. With a big beard and a donkey sitting underneath him, with a book in his hand, and a red cloak with a G on the inside, I walked up to the sculpture. As for the other sculptures, they are all standing there, but he is riding on a donkey, which is quite interesting. I poked him in the belly with one finger. Di Xin hurriedly pulled my hand away,
"You're still playing at this time, and if you're not careful, you're going to die?"
"Humph!"
I poked my finger directly into the belly of the statue, and it turned out to be soft and quite elastic. Isn't it a statue? I looked my eyes up and down, put my fingers into his navel, and looked at his expression. Still no response. I wondered what material such a soft belly was made of, it was so realistic.
Seeing that he was still wearing a pair of pants on his lower body, Di Xin looked at me,
"What else do you want to do?"
"Don't do anything, let's go!"
Dixin strode around and walked forward, and I hurriedly pulled down the sculpture's pants.
I went, this sculpture is so realistic, and there are a lot of them. I looked up at the statue, and saw him glaring at me, his sword ready to slash at me. What, alive.
"Help!"
"Winged fox, see if Lao Tzu doesn't pluck out your fox fur."
I strode towards Dixin, who opened his mouth wide and looked at me and the living sculpture that was chasing after me, and I ran to him and grabbed his hand and ran forward.
We ran out of breath and finally ran to the main hall. I only heard a man's voice from inside,
"Master Zhong, why is there so much anger?"
I saw that the sculpture that caught up behind slowed down, looked down, and then lifted its pants.
Tisin looked at me,
"You did this?"
"I, I'm snuggling up to him, is it a sculpture?"
"How do you ......? Heyγγγ how can I have a wife like you, you are really angry with me, even the sculpture makes you angry. β
"I didn't mean to."
The statue walked to the door of the main hall, knelt on one knee and replied with his hands in fists,
"Meet Hades!"
"Zhong Kui, when did you become so unorthodox and untidy?"
"Hades, it's this fox, she's ......."
Zhong Kui said half of his words, thinking that men in this world are not allowed to act casually to women, if it is on the street, women shout indecent, I am afraid that there will be a lawsuit. If this woman does something to a man, no one will pay attention to it, at most, she thinks that this woman does not abide by women's morals.
No one pays attention to this kind of thing wherever it goes, and people will say that you are cheap and behaved.
Zhong Kui is not stupid, I am a young girl who goes to tease a ghost uncle, who would believe it.
Zhong Kui looked at me, and then replied towards the main hall,
"It was the minister's carelessness that he didn't tidy up his clothes and came out. It's really unorthodox, please forgive Lord Yama! β
Zhong Kui looked at me He Dixin, tilting his head to the side,
"Humph!"
"Master Zhong Tianshi, get up and speak, and invite the two guests at the door to come in by the way."
"Command!"
I really didn't expect that the big-bellied man in front of me turned out to be Zhong Kui. Zhong Kui is a person who specializes in eating ghosts, and his mana is also very good, so he can casually cross the two worlds of yin and yang. I can't offend him anymore,
I looked up at Zhong Kui with a grin,
"Disrespectful and disrespectful, it turns out that this is Brother Zhong Kui? No wonder, at first glance, this is so famous and extraordinary! β
Di Xin looked up at Zhong Kui with a smile,
"Brother Zhong Kui is such a burly figure! Taller and stronger than my seven-foot man? β
Zhong Kui glared at Di Xin,
"Your grandfather's!"
But I heard the voice of the king of Hades from the main hall,
"Zhong Kuixiu should be rude!"
Zhong Kui glanced at me and Di Xin,
"Why don't you get in yet?"
Zhong Kui led the way, and Di Xin and I followed.
When we came to the main hall, we saw an old man in a black robe with a crown on his head sitting on the main seat of the main hall. At this time, the eyebrows and eyes are extraordinary, the eyes are large and bodyy, the nose is high and straight, and there is a mustache on the chin. The temples are slightly gray, and the lips are slightly dull. This posture is by no means an ordinary character at first glance,
Zhong Kui and I both knelt down on one knee, looked at him respectfully and said,
"Meet Hades!"
Only Di Xin was still stunned there, I pulled Di Xin's clothes and shouted,
"King, this is the king of Hades, don't lose the number?"
Di Xin ignored me, and he walked up to the old Hades,
"Father, it's me! I'm Di Xin, and my son misses you so much! β
I didn't expect this old king of Hades to be Di Xin's father, that is, the former king of the Great Shang Dynasty, Di Yi? I hurriedly got up and walked over to Di Xin, and looked at the old Hades,
"Are you really Di Yi?"
"Yes! I'm Diyi. β
I looked at the figure of the old Hades and listened to his voice, which seemed to feel familiar, and then looked at him and asked,
"Aren't you the fellow Daoist who brought us here?"
"Your fox is really interesting, I didn't expect to be able to recognize this king, it's amazing."
Di Yi got up from the collapse of his chair and walked over to Di Xin,
"My son, have you been well in recent years, and my father thinks about you every day?"
"How's it going? He is physically strong and has a loved one. β
Di Yi looked at me,
"Is it this winged fox? This king doesn't see anything good about her, she is charming, I'm afraid my son has forgotten what his father taught you, right? If you marry a wife, you have to marry a virtuous person, how can such a monster and evil spirit enter my emperor's family? β
"Father, I am no longer the king of the Great Shang, and now all the people of Chaoge have defected to Xiqi, I am afraid that in a few years, this Great Shang will change owners. Now he is just an ordinary person. β
"Don't be afraid, my son, your grandfather has ascended to heaven and has become an immortal, and now your father, the king and I, are also the king of the first palace of this earth, and if my father serves for 2,500 years, he can ascend to heaven. Even if my son doesn't become the emperor of the world, he can come to the underworld to take over the position of the king of Hades in the first palace of his father? Then we can all be gods in heaven. It just takes thousands of years for our family to be reunited. β
"Father, now that the Great Shang is about to perish in the hands of his sons, don't you resent the children?"
"It's impossible not to complain, but how can a man ever stand up to the sky? If this is the will of God, then let it be the will of God, as long as my son can live happily, I will be satisfied with my father. β
"That's good, the son still thinks that his father will reprimand the son."
The old king of Hades looked at Zhong Kui,
"Master Zhong, I heard you greet my son's grandfather outside the hall, do you know who my son's grandfather is?"
"Got it? Please forgive your sins too! β
"Alright, alright! You've been on your knees for so long, so hurry up, right? This is the first time my son has come to me, so you can take him to take him for a good walk around the territory where my Hades Palace is located, and then turn around and tell the ghost maid to arrange a bedroom for the night. β
"It's the order of the minister."
"My son, for my father, I still have government affairs to deal with, so I will let Zhong Tianshi take you around in a while, and how about my father come to dine with you at dinner?"
Di Xin looked at Di Yi,
"Erchen respects the order, then the father will go to be busy with government affairs, and Erchen will go around first."
Di Yi looked at Di Xin and nodded, replying,
"Hmm!"
Di Yi turned and walked to the back room of the main hall. Zhong Kui looked at us,
"Shall you two please?"
We followed Zhong Kui out of the main hall,
I looked up at Zhong Kui,
"Brother Zhong Kui, what happened just now is really unbearable! I thought they were all sculptures? I'm going to do it to you, don't you be surprised? β
Di Xin also looked at Zhong Kui,
"The insider was really rude just now, Brother Zhong Kui, don't be like her!"
What else can this Zhong Kui say, then he can only suffer a dumb loss, he can not put a human emperor in his eyes, but he can't help but put his top boss in his eyes, a palace of Yama Wangye, right?
Zhong Kui pondered for a long time, and then looked at Di Xin,
"These are all small things, since they are all in the past, why do you mention them?"
"Yes, yes! Brother Zhong Kui is really informal and open-minded! Di Xin replied.
As soon as Zhong Kui heard us praise him vigorously, he was immediately very energetic.
"That's natural, I'm a Zhuo Ghost Heavenly Master. The name of the underworld is also ringing, who doesn't know my Zhong Kui about the ghosts, ghosts, and ghosts in this underworld? β
With that, we walked out of a large hall.
"Brother Zhong Kui, where are you going to take us?" I looked at Zhong Kui and asked.
"Naturally, I will take you back to my house first, this old Hades said to let me take you around, and I didn't see him give me some money, you must know that it costs money everywhere in this mansion? When I go back, I'll ask my mother-in-law for some money, and I'll take you to play, but you remember not saying a word for me at Hades! β