Jin Yuan Bao looked at Li Green Ant in disbelief, this Zai Jinhe's expression was obviously right, but this is the number of the pulse, how is it possible?

", shell lang, you have to be blind to make it up, good and dignified, saying that people are sick, or gynecological diseases, can this be said? And you say that gynecological diseases are gynecological diseases, why did you start to say that you should let people take a bath frequently and quit using your hands, I see if you are sick? ”

Wogua held back the twitches at the corner of his mouth: Sure enough, the biggest enemy of this pretty boy is still a dog, his mother has always known that the shit shell lang is a dog, but he didn't expect to be such a dog, and sure enough, compared to himself, he is a real dog.

That's it, shell, let's take a step back, I'm not a human being, and you don't want to be a dog.

Li Luant looked at Zai Jinhe seriously, "The girl's pulse is quiet, faint and meandering, and then look at the girl's face, I know that the girl is a virgin, generally Yunying women will not have gynecological diseases, because there is a hymen in the outside of the cause, just like the firewall of network software, to a certain extent, it can isolate the vast majority of bacteria, so even if there are bacteria, it will not easily evolve into inflammation, but the girl has a bacterial infection, and she is still a virgin, indicating that the girl should usually have the suspicion of using her hands in the vulva, and personal hygiene is not very careful, Dare to ask the girl, do you often wash your socks and underwear together? I suggest you don't do this, otherwise even if you don't have athlete's foot, the bacteria on your feet will accumulate and will be cross-clinging when you wash together, not to mention the tight-fitting and breathable things like underwear, and even more so, girl, you-wogua, I haven't finished yet-hey-I haven't finished yet-"

…………

In a B&B in Nanjing——

Jin Yuan Bao rubbed the bruises on his face, looked at Li Luant's face that was worse than himself, and hated, "You deserve it, who told you to say those who have it or not?" ”

"Didn't you push me to say that?"

"Then you can't say anything, are you taking your elective again?"

Li Luant nodded honestly, "When I chose surgery, I also took a little bit of traditional Chinese medicine internal medicine, after all, the things of the ancestors are fundamental." ”

"You deserve to be beaten today!" The gold ingots twitched in pain, the shell Lang deserved to be beaten, why did he still affect himself? This is unlucky, is it easy for me to soak a girl, but I was beaten into a bubble today.

Jin Yuan endured the pain and gasped twice, looked in the mirror for a long time, and finally lay on the bed aggrieved.

"Is what you said during the day true?"

Li Luant nodded solemnly, "It's not wrong, she really has a gynecological disease." ”

"Hey, who told you this, I mean," smirked evilly, gesturing "That-"

Li Luant finally nodded in understanding, "Oh, you mean-" gesture "that thing-" deep "can't be wrong, she must often wash her socks and underwear together, because the reproduction of Candida requires some special environment as an introduction, otherwise a virgin can easily be infected, after all, there is a firewall, and-"

Wogua didn't open his mind when he saw the shit shell Lang, smash it, smash it, and smash it, "How can you tell that she is a virgin?" ”

"Trumpet." Bizarre "Didn't I tell you?" I'm elective—"

"Gotta gotcha, I didn't tell you about your elective holy land, I'm asking you," the cheap raised his eyebrows, "I don't know how to pulse, naturally I can't touch her to know if she's a virgin, I ask you, can you know if she's by looking at her?" ”

"Why are you asking this?"

"Ask, it's time to increase your extracurricular knowledge." When I know it, I can have a choice to pick up girls.

Li Luant took it seriously, just nodded slightly, and talked endlessly about the basis of these judgments.

There are medical documents that prove that below the navel of a girl, there is a looming black line that extends to the private parts, and the virgin is generally not obvious, which is the so-called mature woman line. If you have had sex, this line will gradually deepen, and unlike the virgin line, the mature woman line is a gradual process because of its color change, and the judgment criteria are not easy to grasp, and it needs to be practiced to accumulate experience, and it is often judged by feelings.

But one thing is for sure, if there is a 15-watt electric light in the room, and the mature line can still be clearly identified from 2 meters away, it is certainly not a virgin.

A virgin going to the toilet to pee is completely different from a non-virgin. Hurriedly rushed into the toilet, before he could hold back the toilet seat, hurriedly took off his pants, urinated like a high-pressure faucet of a fire fighter, sprayed on the toilet basin, bounced back and drenched his pants, it was a virgin.

On the contrary, slowly creep into the toilet, leisurely walk around the toilet seat, remove the arms one by one from the outside to the inside, seriously examine the things remaining on the bottoms, and then squat there motionless, look down carefully at the graceful arc, and then return to the original state from the inside to the outside layer by layer at the end of the day, and pay special attention to whether the underwear is closed, whether the bra is displaced, if there is a mirror in the toilet, it will stay for an additional 30 seconds ~ 15 minutes before coming out, this is definitely not a virgin.

The virgin's jaw is close to the face and neck, and there is often a faint flush due to the hot weather, dotted with stars, white and red, and it is very good-looking, and the medical book calls it "virgin halo". This is because after more than ten years of growth, the barrier of the hymen has been discharged again and again since menarche, and the excess blood essence condenses into the morning sun of early spring, which is covered with shy cheeks and becomes the scenery of youth.

Another point is the breasts, which is more difficult to grasp, because there are all kinds of underwear now, and no matter how good it is, it can't be judged by the naked eye. But there is one point, that is, the growth of virgin breasts is erect, and it is easy to tremble when walking, and a distinctive feature of non-virgin breasts is that there is an outer arc near the arms, which is more sexy. This is the rebound that occurs after compression, which evolves into milk-based epitaxy.

In addition, the eyebrows of virgins are almost always long, and after careful observation, it is found that each of the eyebrows grows from the inside out, and there is no retrograde oblique growth, which is absolutely correct, some people say that the thickness of the eyebrows is different, but this difference is very small.

Girls who may have sex once or twice are prone to misjudgment, but for women who have sex a lot, this is 100% correct. But now the technique of trimming eyebrows is very high, and the girls' eyebrows are not trimmed, and some of them directly shave off their eyebrows and draw them again, which is impossible to judge, I don't know if there are other reasons.

Most of the necks of virgins are very thin, excluding those who are particularly thin, whether the division of the neck is even or not, you can also distinguish one or two.

Wogua listened to the awesomeness, and whispered, "Can that virgin see it?" ”

Li Luant nodded, "This can naturally be seen, whether it is the vein or the face, it can be seen, but the most direct point is in its heels." ”

"Heels?"

"Yes, there is a hole in the heel, as long as the insider touches the man's heel, he can judge it, if it is not a place, he can even judge when the man last had sex according to this acupoint."

"Damn, so awesome?"

Li Luant waved his hand, "But now the social atmosphere is open, nest melon, although everyone has a love for beauty, but it is still necessary to respect and love yourself, do you think that the country advocates monogamy in order to protect women?" No, this is to protect men, you really want to marry Mrs. Sifang, don't talk about anything else, it's just that your energy can't keep up. ”

There are no ploughed fields, only tired oxen.

As soon as the two of them talked nonsense, they fell asleep in the blink of an eye, and even what Jin Yuan Bao said before went to the Nanjing Museum to borrow the sword of King Goujian of Yue to cut vegetables, because of this episode, it was also briefly reimbursed.

There was a "click", as if some metal was on the ground, followed by a gentle push on the door, a faint "squeak", and the footsteps stepped on the carpet, and there was no accent in the end, but immediately after, there was a "jingle bell" sound, as if someone had kicked down the fire extinguisher.

"Rub-rub-rub-"

When the night is hazy, Li Luant always feels as if someone is digging his pocket, he sleeps relatively lightly on weekdays, and now he is woken up vaguely, and only thinks that it is a nest melon sleepwalking, open his eyes and prepare to take a look, but see in the dark, a person wearing a hood is groping around on his chest, as if looking for something, under the four eyes, the person was also briefly stunned, as if he didn't expect that he had thrown a can of hypnotic gas into the room, and Li Luant could still wake up, turn around and run.

The man in black was about 160 centimeters, his body was thin, his chest did not rise and fall, but his skeleton looked like a woman. ”

"Huh? Thief? Thief? Who's going to steal from me? ”

The man, dressed in the beige uniform of an innkeeper, quickly pushed open the door, turned around and disappeared, Li Luant hurriedly put on his shoes, picked up his coat and ran out.

"Stop! Hold it! Who are you?! ”

The thief bypassed a few corridors, just ran into a cleaner who came down from the elevator, saw that Li Luant was still 50 meters away from him, and resolutely pressed the first floor, when Li Luant hurriedly arrived, the elevator was already flashing, and went down from the 5th floor.

Take the stairs, take the stairs!

Li Green Ant hurriedly pushed open the door of the safety exit, "pedaled" downstairs, turned around and left, when he finally rushed to the first floor, fortunately the elevator just caught up, Li Green Ant picked up a mop next to him and put it in his hand, and waited in front of the elevator, but the elevator "ding" opened, and out of it, it was a middle-aged fat man in a suit and leather shoes 180? !

？？

What about people?

Li Luant grabbed the mop stick and got into the elevator to take a look, this elevator is boxy, where can anyone hide? I can't help but wonder, but at this time, Wogua also climbed down from the fifth floor, tired and tired, and put his elbow against his knee, "the groove, do you catch someone?" ”

Li Luant searched around, echoing desperately in his mind, connecting all the clues, and suddenly looked shocked, "Wogua, looking at the stairs, she will definitely escape from the stairs-"

Before the words fell, a person wearing a beige uniform, wearing a hat and scarf hurriedly came down from the second floor, looking weird, but Li Luant just stopped, only stared at her, her expression was even more hurried, Li Luant immediately shouted, "Catch her, she is the thief!" ”

The man saw that his disguise was revealed, and quickly fled, and in an instant he rushed out and disappeared.

The road is dark at night, there are few vehicles and people around, only three people in front of one and one behind, staged a fatal pursuit, this is the road of the Qinhuai River, all around have been built into cultural souvenir shops, and most of them are closed at the moment.

"Hastyly, Husk, why did you know he was going down the escape stairs?"

"The elevator came down from the fifth floor, I chased down from the escape staircase, and I was already in front of her, but there was no figure of her inside, so she didn't go first, but stopped on other floors, in this case, she will definitely not be on the fourth floor, the third floor, which is so far from the ground, will face a search and can't get out of the floor, waiting to be arrested, according to the psychological characteristics of the criminal, will definitely stop on the second floor in a hurry, that is, the closest to the exit, but it can't be exposed outside the exit, so I guess it's on the second floor."

The uniform thief in front of him ran fast, but fortunately, the speed of the two was not slow: this person secretly did not know what to do in his room, it was extremely difficult for Wogua to get up just now, he must have used some kind of hypnotic gas such as drugs, although he didn't know how he was fine, but this person could easily pry open the anti-theft lock, his wallet, etc., not for money, it must be for something else.

Why?

I and Wogua only have that little belongings all over our bodies, what else can I steal?

Wo Gua asked in his ear for a long time, this is also a question that Li Luant urgently needs to know now, he can't answer him, he can only focus on tracking the enemy, but the thief suddenly disappeared when he turned into an alley.

For some reason, Li Luant always felt that the back of the thief seemed to have been seen somewhere.

"Whew-"

Li Luant propped his knees, looked around, and gasped violently, "Where did you go?" Obviously came in? ”

Wogua was also difficult, propped one hand in front of his forehead, as if he was looking at a monkey, "yes, where did you go?" Raising his head, he turned his face sideways to look at Li Luant, "You say, what do we two have to steal?" The thief came in and didn't steal money, and wasted such a big battle, what was he looking for? ”

Li Luant rested for a while, swaying around, it was dark all around, only a few street lamps were scattered, he couldn't answer the question of the gold ingot, because of that question, he didn't know.

"Let's go, it seems that the thief has long since gone away."

After hearing this, Jin Yuan Bao could only reluctantly go back with Li Luant first, and began to speculate whimsically without taking a few steps, "You say, will he take a fancy to the beauty of this handsome, don't steal money, don't steal treasure, only steal my night pearl??" Isn't this what you scholars say about stealing incense and stealing jade? ”

Seeing the obscene smiling smiling of Wogua, Li Luant darkened his face, "The object of stealing incense and jade from the thief, Chu Liuxiang and others, is also a woman, not to mention what the woman looks like, I haven't heard of robbing the color of robbing men in history, Wogua, those late-night love action movies should be watched less." ”

"No, no, no, since there is Chu Liuxiang stealing incense and stealing jade, there must be a female version of the flower thief, who specializes in picking my delicate rose, I think my guess is very reasonable, otherwise why didn't he steal anything, just peep at the delicate skin of this handsome? Oh, I'm so damn seductive, leading people to commit such a heinous crime, it's my fault, if beauty is also a sin, then this handsome will be imprisoned for at least 10,000 years. ”

…………

"Wogua, listen to me, paranoia is a pole-"

"I can't take it anymore!"

Before Li Luant finished speaking, a cold female voice appeared behind the two, "Ping-" knocked the gold ingots and Li Luant one in each hand, knocked out at the same time, Li Luant and the gold ingots fell to the ground softly, in the dark, the uniform thief threw the hood on the ground, snorted lightly, seemed not very satisfied with his current situation, turned around, pulled up the feet of the two, held one in one hand, and dragged it to the abandoned factory not far away.

"Whoa—"

Two basins of water were poured on the faces of Li Green Ant and Jin Ingot, Li Green Ant quickly woke up, Jin Ingot snorted, smashed his mouth, seemed to be unfinished, "Boom", another basin of water fell on his face, plus a "snap" slap, Gold Ingot bounced up like a frightened camel, but found that he couldn't jump.

"What's going on?"

The gold ingots turned their heads and found that their hands were tied to a piece of wood embedded in the dirt, and there were many such pieces of wood around, which seemed to be embedded in the mud for the purpose of building a shed. But the feet and head are still free, and Li Luant is looking around for the situation, and finds that this seems to be an abandoned factory, and what was originally to be done was supposed to be a processing workshop for manufacturing some kind of parts.

Not far from his side, the edges of the two buckets are still dripping "ticking and ticking", obviously the person who splashed water here just now has not been walking for long, here from the outside, there is a huge iron door blocked, and the sunlight comes out of the crack in the door, making this place not very bright, but also bright.

It's dawn.

"? Why is Ben here? ”

Jin Yuanbao asked, Li Luant also wanted to know, but he said according to the evidence of the situation, "It is estimated that the thief has not actually left there, and when we turned around, he directly knocked us unconscious and brought us unconscious when we turned around." ”

It's just strange, the thief looked thin and weak, and he forgot about it, how did he transport the two or three hundred catties of meat of the gold ingots? If you drive an excavator to move the melon at night, won't the noise arouse the alarm of others? Is this thief Lan Xiang graduated?

When the two were discussing escape countermeasures, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and a hooded man walked in, this person was wearing a beige uniform: is it?!

"What are you going to do?!"

As soon as the gold ingots saw the thief, they were angry, "Say, what are you going to do?" If our brothers want money, they want to die, you die, I won't let you succeed! ”

……

Li Luant wanted to cry without tears: I'm not ready to hand over my life yet.

The thief looked at the two of them amusedly, "Shut up!" Dare to talk nonsense again, pull out your tongue! ”

It's a woman's voice.

The gold ingots "hummed" shut up, the woman slowly walked to Li Luant's side, and carefully looked at Li Luant, as if she hated him a little, but still re-projected her eyes on the gold ingots next to her, "Where is the thing?" ”

"What's that? I do not know! ”

"Where is the thing, I'll ask again!"

"I don't know!"

The woman gently leaned over to the gold ingots and whispered in his ear, "I'll ask you again, where is the thing?" ”

"Oh, don't say no, even if there is, I will never give it to you, this little girl!"

"Pong-" A gunshot suddenly rang out between Wogua's feet, and Wogua was frightened "Wow", and howled lightly, "I said, I said, but I don't know what you're looking for, what do I say?" ”

"Pong-" Another shot landed between Wogua's legs and hit the pillar, apparently deliberately by the woman.

"Ahhhh

"I'm looking for a key, I know it's in your hands now, and I'm going to see it now."

Wogua was angry, and was humiliated by the little lady in front of him several times, and couldn't bear it anymore. I bah, Lao Tzu Xing does not change his name and sits or change his surname, Qiqihar gold ingots are also, a lock can only be matched with a key, how can it be matched with two, although I don't know what the purpose of you take the key, but Lao Tzu Shijiazhuang Langli Baitiao tells you, don't say the key, it is a medicine scum, and there is no way!! ”

"Ping-" The woman's face was expressionless, and she shot again, this blow flew out of the head of the gourd, and the gourd was so frightened that her legs became weak.

"Ahhhh

"Where are the black glasses you said are now?"

"This—I don't know. ”

"Pong-"

"I said I said, the black glasses disappeared after the last time I came back from Penglai, and they disappeared with Luan Jingjing, I don't know where he went, the hero spares his life, the hero spares his life, I guarantee that what I said is true, the hero spares his life!!!"

Who is the peak at the end of the fairy road, and when I see the nest melon road, it is empty.

A year ago today—

"My gold ingots, even if I starve to death, die outside, jump from here, I will never leak my party's secret information, team leader, don't worry, others don't know, don't you know my gold ingots? That's iron-clad and indomitable! ”

My gold ingots are suffering from hunger, that is, dying in the wilderness, and facing the abyss of unforesee! They will never betray the party-state. Suddenly, he pointed his finger at the crowd, and everyone was shocked and quickly retreated. Wogua smiled when he saw it, looked up to the sky and shouted: I will not bend my waist for five buckets of rice, and I will not eat small grains of food!

After a while, Wogua looked left and right, and said with a smile: It's really fragrant.

When Li Luant saw this scene, he thought of the poem he had written for the gold ingot, which was a poem that he thought was seven laws, but he didn't expect to be forced by the momentum of the gold ingot, and it slowly evolved into a long poem with thousands of laws.