Six hundred and eighteen ace brother-in-law
On the day of the opening of the ace nightclub, whether it is any level of bastard in C City, basically all came to cheer, Qiqi, who has worked as the foreman in the Changbai Mountain Hotel for many years, is now directly called the proprietress on the day of the opening, Qiqi led the trustee to find and gather nearly 100 beauties in the door of the ace nightclub neatly lined up in two columns.
The flesh-colored stockings with white high heels, and the antique cheongsam make people shine.
Liu Zhu, who was standing in front of the crowd and preparing to cut the ribbon, looked at the big white legs with a smile, and asked Song Zheng with a smile: "Didn't any of you come up with the idea?" It's fucking minus fast, let these little drifters just stand outside? My smile is getting stiffer! ”
Song Zheng helplessly touched his hijab and said, "Don't mention it, when it was soft opened yesterday, Brother Chenzi told Brother Mu that if you want to make people shine, you have to be special, I still stop it, if I don't stop it, my Qiqi's character is easy to let them come out in swimsuits!" ”
"Swimsuits? It's cold and snowy before it opens, you're getting a few bad colds, oh my God, you see, you're all sneezing! Liu Zhu shook his head and pointed to a young lady not far away who was reaching out to cover her mouth and nose and sneezing.
"Then what the hell are you waiting for, it's all my cash cow from now on, I quickly announced the opening of my brother!" Song Zheng looked at these pitiful and pitiful young ladies who were really "beautiful and frozen" enough, and after saying it distressedly, he walked towards the master of ceremonies who was unleashing the clouds and mountains of fog!
Song Zheng stretched out his hand to grab the microphone, looked at the well-dressed underneath, either a fur coat or a mink coat, and said, "There is nothing to say, the ace nightclub is your home, your hero's mound, and their gentle township!" Come more often in the future, come more often in the future, and live here if you have nothing to do in the future! ”
With Song Zheng's opening remarks with no cultural and intellectual background but full of energy, the following group of big brothers, who can also be called perverts, all applauded enthusiastically.
Then Song Zheng turned around and waved his hand at his daughter-in-law Qiqi and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, come up and sort out our policy to encourage consumption!" ”
Qiqi immediately took out a piece of paper from her tight leather jacket and stepped forward and said, "Today, from the opening, the ace nightclub will exchange the most sincere smile for the hearts of the big brothers, and exchange our best service for the praise of the distinguished guests, so in order to make everyone happy and comfortable, we will adopt a membership policy, so that you can experience what is called an inch of time and an inch of gold, an inch of gold is difficult to buy an inch of time, a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, the cave room is a candle night, and the sea is dry and the stone is rotten and does not change the heart of the distinguished member exclusive service!" ”
"Huh? Xiaozheng and his daughter-in-law are a little cultured? Mu Peiming whispered to Liu Zhu.
Liu Zhu proudly stiffened his neck and said, "What are you thinking?" Don't look at me as having no culture, that's all it takes in this life, then my brother, brother's daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law, my son, or anything must come out of a prestigious university, you see! ”
"You can hurry up and be barren, I heard it when we were on the phone in the south, this word was given to you by Ren Peng, and let Lao Huang write it, isn't it, Lao Huang?" After Ji Dechen lost Liu Zhu's sentence, he turned his head and asked Huang Shan who was standing behind him with a smile.
"Don't see it through, it's still a good friend, I haven't written such a touching word for many fucking years, this is my daughter-in-law blocking me and saying that my blood pressure has been a little high recently, otherwise I will finish two catties of dragon and tiger head, how can I practice martial arts to give you a fucking ancient majestic word!" Huang Shan's eyes were blurred, and he obviously hadn't woken up from the more serious hangover after the drunken state of yesterday's trial operation, and shook his head and said.
"You're even more barren and outrageous, and you're fucking desperate, I think you're a little too fat to give birth to a child, you can be reliable, and you're fucking two pounds of dragon and tiger heads, where do you want to practice martial arts, you steal two fucking good cigarettes, you hide them in your jacket pocket, you don't have any wine, you have two big plums!" Ji Dechen is obviously the foundation of the first batch of rappers, and it is very fitting to rhyme with the non-famous folk poetry contestant Huang Shan.
"Yes, yes, yes...... You just scold him for me! Liu Zhu didn't know why, and he was a little anxious, so he reached out and dragged Huang Shan's ear and said to Ji Dechen.
"Don't hide, you fucking return your son to a prestigious university in the future, and your son will have to mess with you in the future!" Ji Dechen didn't know why the more he talked, the more excited he became, and he muttered as he spat at the stars.
At this time, Qiqi on the stage has begun to read the rules of the recharge card, the original so-called distinguished member is the recharge card, this recharge card is also the identity symbol of the person who comes to consume, as long as it is a recharge of 1,000 yuan, you can get a silver membership card, and then the standard is 3,000 gold membership card, 5,000 diamond membership card, 10,000 yuan is a permanent distinguished member, and more than 20,000 yuan can get the title of the most distinguished membership card of the ace good brother-in-law.
When Qiqi finished speaking to the recharge class of the membership card, Liu Zhu, as Song Zheng's brother, directly stretched out his hand and shouted, "Give me a whole 50,000!" ”
"I'll have a brother-in-law, too!" Mu Peiming shouted loudly.
Qiqi on the stage knew that these people were similar to her own family, so she looked at Mu Peiming with a smile and shouted, "What is Brother Mu, it's really difficult for me to bring you a brother-in-law, if your sister-in-law comes over one day, I will give you the whole forsythia, and I will send you a few good sisters first when I enter the house, okay?" ”
Qiqi, a veteran of the wind and moon field, this hand is not salty or light, but it is absolutely just right, and the joke of meat jokes instantly made everyone present laugh heartily, and Mu Peiming pointed to a young lady not far away who was obviously very plump and said, "There has to be her!" ”
"Hahahaha...... This old barren lamp, this is like greasy! ”
"Brother Mu is awesome, and his physique is tough!" I don't know who it is, anyway, it's all friends in the society who are shouting.
Then Ji Dechen turned his head to his younger brother Xiao Hui and snorted, Xiao Hui immediately walked towards the table with a big bag, opened the bag and shouted, "Give me ten permanent membership cards!" After speaking, he took out 100,000 cash and placed it directly on the table.
This moment completely drove the emotions of the old perverts present, and all the people who immediately charged the card took the opportunity to start paying the gift, and all kinds of cards were issued wildly!