Chapter 336: The Strongest Foodie
People come and go on the City God Temple, and then they are not lively. We were happy eating beef skewers and lamb skewers.
This is simply not enough to stuff the pig's head with teeth, and after he ate the ten skewers as quickly as Zhu Bajie, he looked at all of us. I seemed to hear him swallowing his saliva attentively, and that expectant look was really like a pig.
Old man Wang is also happily eating his mutton skewers, three skewers and two skewers but eating with relish, it seems that such an uneven distribution is not enough to make the pig's head three unfair, for his big belly, three skewers are simply equal to his skewers. In terms of weight, it takes at least 20 strings to find a momentary feeling, and he sees that everyone is eating their own things, and he can't look at me with him.
Suddenly he deliberately covered his stomach, I know too well this little trick of his, he looked very painful, covered his stomach, squatted down, sweating profusely.
Judging by the way he looked, and by the experience we've lived together for more than 20 years, the six ponies and I were so accustomed to his behavior that we were used to eating white rice as we were to eat it.
Of course, he didn't show it to us, it was for outsiders, such as bodyguards, such as Mr. Wang.
The bodyguard brother is very upright, and while he is dutifully guarding, he observes the painful image of the brother Pig's Head Three. At the same time, he also noticed that we seemed to be indifferent, and he wondered what kind of phenomenon this was. It was he who stopped the activity in his hand, simply stepped forward, and looked at the pig head three with concern.
When the third pig saw the bodyguard brother come forward to greet him warmly and caringly, he was even more painful, almost deformed his face in pain, and the whole posture was even more exaggerated, and he had to bend himself down, and the appearance formed the shape of a shrimp, looking at outsiders It looked like it was extremely painful.
The bodyguard brother asked him affectionately, "What's wrong?" Now it's painful, isn't this mutton skewer eating bad things, we have no problem eating it, how did you eat it? We don't have a problem with how it worked so quickly. This is a very strange thing, do you want us to help you go to the hospital for a check-up? "The bodyguard brother almost looked at him and consulted him.
There is no way to do this, and this has not affected me and Xiaoliu to continue to eat our delicious food, this process is pleasant, because we have seen through his conspiracy, and there is no way in front of us.
At this time, the bodyguard brother was already very anxious, and he immediately ran over to me and asked, "What about Miss Cat?" The three pig-headed brothers seem to be seriously ill! I saw that he was in great pain, and he was already sweating a lot, otherwise we would have taken him to the hospital right now. When he said this, he then angrily tried to catch the kebab seller, probably to ask him if he had put some poison or something.
I quickly stopped him from doing this, because I did him at the same time, and gave my remaining 5 lamb skewers to Pig Head Three, who still shook his head weakly, as if he was unwilling.
Looks like he's still looking forward to something.
Pony Six also gave him a lamb skewer.
The subsequent Niu Ba, Yousi Chicken, and Ah Wu Donkey all gave him a string each, and now he has a total of 9 skewers of mutton skewers in his hands.
This was a difficult problem in front of him, and his eyebrows were finally combed, only temporarily opened, not yet fully unfolded, and it seemed that his intentions had not yet been fully achieved. Then we can only do so many places for him, the five of us look at him very tacitly, and when we basically understand the five people, we don't see anything particularly ugly, and the mental connection is something that we should have long had.
The bodyguard brother didn't know why he thought we were sympathizing with Pig Head Three, but this behavior made him misunderstand, and he thought that he was not because of this reason, but really because of his stomach pain.
It proves that his misunderstanding is really wrong, because after only hesitating for a minute, he stood up and took our 9 skewers of mutton without hesitation, and ate them immediately without hesitation. Since he swallowed two mouths like Zhu Bajie, and ate it all like a whirlwind, there is still a very nostalgic taste just now, that is to say, a feeling that he is still unfinished. There was no such painful tooth baring as just now, and it felt like a new life.
The bodyguard brother was very surprised to see him, but after basically eating our 9 skewers of mutton, it seemed that his pain had not been relieved more, and he immediately squatted down and covered his waist and eyes.
He subconsciously handed all the mutton skewers in your hands to Pig Head Three, and when Pig Head Three was about to take it, I blocked Pig Head Three's hand with one hand, and politely said to the bodyguard brother: "You are too polite." ”
"But I just saw that the three pig-headed brothers will be cured by you. Anyway, I don't know if I'm hungry now, the meal I just ate. As long as he gives him a little food he likes, it doesn't hurt, as long as it alleviates his pain. "The bodyguard brother is very straightforward, it seems that this bodyguard brother was born in poverty like us, and he doesn't know a lot of cunning things in the world. He still maintains a simple mentality.
But I wasn't going to be moved by the mentality, I glared at the pig's head, and he wanted to pay attention to me immediately, and he knew that when I used that expression, it meant that I was already angry.
So the pig's head shook his head to the bodyguard brother: "Thank you, brother, little brother, I don't have any serious illness, my stomach won't hurt too much if I sit here for a while, let's take a break for a while, I ate too much just now." It seems that the excuse he was looking for was not too bad, they were still reasonable, and they were not pig's brains, and by the evening he understood something.
Xiao Ma Lu couldn't control it anymore, and reminded the bodyguard brother: "He's hungry, have you ever seen a pig that has eaten it?" No, how can a pig be hungry forever after eating, his name is Pig Head Three! "The well-fed Pony Six is always indignant at everyone's shortcomings, and never misses any opportunity to show off.
The pig's head is square and large, and this head is simple, but if he annoys him, he will also be a desperate Saburo person.
Not that he had already stood up, and his tonnage of weight made the people around him look intimidating. His clumsy body didn't want to get ready and didn't want to get off the road right away. In order to seize the big war, he was ready to break out.
I kicked him with one foot, of course, it didn't reach his sore spot, but he stood there without pain, grabbing the back of his head with his hand, and asked me in confusion: "Boss, my body shape is not the same as that of a human, do I want to do this?" When I'm hungry, my stomach hurts. You don't know that I grew up eating so much. I came on an empty stomach before I came back just now, didn't I want to save more rice for my family? It's good to come out and play now, I'm finally going out to play with you, that's not going to make me happy, the cat is so good to me, but now I'm distracted from me, I'm really miserable, hungry, don't be told by you, I'm really living a meaningless life......" He said more and more pitiful, but things were the same.
I sneered, this bastard, I don't know them yet. We've been living together for more than twenty years, if it weren't for our own understanding. I thought we were abusing him.
At this time, Mr. Wang finally stopped the work in his hands~ happily took out all the mutton skewers in his hands, and there was a feeling of unfinished business. It seems that he didn't even notice what was going on on our side just now, and the whole armed force was on his lamb skewers.
He looked at our imminent argument in surprise, and at the same time saw the pitiful appearance of the pig's head, and he also had a big question: "Well, wasn't it good just now?" This lamb skewer is delicious, you can't eat enough, you still want to eat it, what's wrong with you? Didn't you give it to me? ”
The old man's words were completely on the heart of the pig head three, the pig head three nodded and shook his head, and finally he nodded firmly.
The old man smiled~ and said: "It's my mistake, you are originally the third of Pony Six, and you are also wronged by lamb skewers." I didn't notice that you're also a rice bucket. The old man blurted out the word 'rice bucket', which made him a little embarrassed.
Of course, Lao Tzu immediately resolved this embarrassment, and took the rest of the money and said to the boss of the mutton skewers: "The boss will give me another 30 skewers of mutton skewers, and then come and give each of me a bowl of sour plum soup." Then he asked Pig Tousan, "Are these enough for you to eat?" If it's not enough, let's continue to order, some are money, you have to be willful when you spend money today, you have to be happy when you spend money, if you don't have a good time, isn't it in vain today? You're welcome, everyone is open to eat, let go of eating, the more I die, the happier I am. ”
The old man's generous words lasted for a minute, and the brothers were silent for nearly a minute, and as I expected, they soon expressed their opinions, which came like a mountain of opinions:
The brothers, including the third pig's head, seemed to be encouraged, and shouted happily: "Boss, I want two more strings!" ”
"Roast me another chicken thigh!" This is the oil four chickens calling me.
"Roast me two more corn cobs! It's not just chili, put more oil, and it's better to eat sesame oil! "This is Pony Six shouting.
"Boss, roast a rabbit head for me, put some green onion and garlic in the rabbit head, and it is best to put some pepper and spicy in it, and change the pepper!" This is Ah Wu Donkey shouting.
The strongest foodie, the pig-headed three horses, rushed to shout: "Except for 30 beef skewers, I want a copy of everything they said just now!" He finished speaking, but the saliva fell.
Pig Head San is very active, this is simply a new feeling for him, and it is how happy I am to see him smiling.
Of course, the bodyguard brother looked at these brothers dumbfounded, and his bosom friend's expression seemed to have never seen anyone so able to eat, and in front of the old man, he dared to blackmail the old man like this.
Maybe in the eyes of the bodyguard brothers, our gang of people simply don't know the height of the sky, the old man Wang and the Jintang they exist like gods in their minds, and they don't even allow anyone to give any orders to the old man.
The bodyguard brother didn't dare to say anything more because of my own presence, and he frowned, always unhappy in his heart. Or maybe he was puzzled by the way we got along with the old man.
This is like a subordinate relationship, it is simply a relationship between friends and family. This is a violation of the principle.
It's incredible.