Chapter 9: Early Morning Farce

"Get up, you can sleep better than me. ”

Jack's voice came from the bedside.

Ryan opened his eyes, and Jack was already up and leaning against the window to look outside.

"Get up quickly, it's so lively outside, Mom and Dad are waiting for us outside, hey, why are your eyes black." ”

Little Jack looked back.

"Oh, I didn't sleep well last night, just wash my face. ”

Little Ryan got up and rubbed his face a few times with the water, feeling that his face was slightly better. Close the door and go to the first floor with Jack.

"Good Morning Little Lane, Good Morning Jack. Sit down and eat. ”

There were fewer people in the dining area in the morning than when they came last night, and they were probably still sleeping. Merlin and Chris sat down at a table in the dining area against the wall and beckoned them over.

"Haha, dad has the same dark circles as Ryan, hey, why is there only one side. ”

Little Jack was unusually active in the morning, and Chris glared at his son angrily.

"Why is Little Ryan's face so ugly, is it because he hasn't slept well. ”

Merlin glared at Little Jack and asked with concern.

"Aunt Mei, it doesn't matter, I guess I didn't sleep well last night, and I'll be fine in a while. ”

Ryan lowered his head slightly so that his hair could cover his face.

"Little Ryan's hair is so long, you three are going to go this morning and cut your hair off. ”

"What!"

Chris Good Jack and his son spoke in unison.

"Breakfast, there is no reason, it must be sorted out. ”

Merlin glared fiercely at father and son.

"Then let's go back in the afternoon, it will be more convenient to go and buy some things in the morning. ”

"Yes, yes, I made an appointment with Rien to take him out today. ”

Unable to dodge, Chris and Jack had to use procrastination.

After some hard work by Chris and Jack, Merlin finally decided to go shopping in the morning and get a haircut in the afternoon, and then hang out with Ryan after the haircut.

"Little Ryan, don't follow their sloppy father and son, and do things procrastinating. ”

Merlin said as she touched little Ryan's hair.

"Hmm. ”

Little Ryan felt the warmth of the hands on his head, and his face recovered a little. I had a delicious breakfast with everyone.

"Have you heard, someone has seen a youkai outside the city. ”

"You've heard that, this is the latest news this morning. ”

"But no, I heard that before dawn, a drunkard woke out of the city, urinated in the woods outside the main square of the city gate, and saw a monster in the woods that was more than three meters tall, covered in hair, with a pair of horns on his head, a hideous face, and fiery eyes. ”

"I heard that the drunkard was so frightened that he woke up on the spot, and his pants were not fastened, and he ran to the gate of the city with his bare ass and howling in his throat. ”

"Yes, yes, the guards at the gates went to check with their guards, but they found nothing, and the captain of the guard thought that the drunkard was talking nonsense and disturbing the peace, so he locked him up. ”

"I knew the drunkard, he only drank and didn't talk much, he didn't look like a man who liked to talk nonsense, and I heard that huge footprints were found in the woods at that time. ”

"Maybe the drunkard drank too much and looked at the crooked neck tree as a monster. ”

"I heard that I didn't find any youkai at the time, but I found strange footprints in the woods, like rhinoceros. "Haha, how can a rhinoceros more than three meters tall come here, and they are here to deliver food to me." ”

"Fat Zhu, why did you come here today to brag, not to mention the rhinoceros that is more than three meters tall, even the rhinoceros beasts that are more than one meter tall are enough for you to drink a pot. ”

"Haha..... I don't think a pot is enough for him to drink. ”

There was laughter again in the dining room.

Everyone saw that the fat man who was ridiculed did not become angry as before, but snorted coldly:

"Look at what Lao Tzu is, do you guys who are addicted to waste? ”

The taunted fat man took out an egg-sized, copper-colored round badge from his bosom and put it in a prominent position on his left chest. With his head held high, his chest thinner than his belly, he walked around the crowd in an exaggerated manner so that everyone could see the badge.

The badge is engraved with a large sword and a battle axe, the large sword and axe cross left and right behind a shield, the style and style resemble the logo of the Adventurers' Guild, the overall engraving is delicate and clear, and the engraving surface is not shimmering copper.

The diners in the dining area closed their mouths.

The fat man called Zhu Fat had his eyes half-closed, enjoying the situation very much.

"Yo, yes, I'm a trainee soldier. ”

Zhu Fatzi opened his eyes and frowned, just wanted to have a seizure to see who dared to disturb him at this time. When he saw that the person who spoke was wearing the same badge as him on his chest, and there were two extra stars under the weapon mark on the badge, he immediately put away the expression he had just looked at.

"I didn't expect to meet a senior here, squire! This senior's breakfast is mine, and two glasses of silver leaf wine. ”

Zhu Fatzi wondered, how could there be a two-star soldier in this hotel, and it stands to reason that the city would not be full to this point at the end of the month.

"You just said that the three-meter-tall rhinoceros cow is delivering food in front of you?"

"It's all bragging, and the seniors are not surprised. ”

The atmosphere of the scene became deserted, and Zhu Fatzi took the silver leaf wine from the hand of the attendant and sent it to the senior wearing the badge.

If you pay attention to observation, you will find that the senior wearing the badge has the same expression as the previous Zhu Fat Man.

The man was not polite, took the wine and drank it down, got up and went out.

After the man left, the atmosphere at the scene eased up, and some people who had laughed at Zhu Fatzi before also changed their tone at this time.

"Lao Zhu is amazing, he has become a real warrior. ”

"yes, that's amazing. ”

"It's amazing, it's amazing to have this at a young age. ”

"You Zhu family has another young talent. ”

"Where, where, is the result of my daily efforts, everyone can work harder. ”

At this time, Zhu Fatzi's face returned to normal, and he began to be polite with everyone. Of course, only he knows how much effort it takes to create this badge from scratch.

"I see, Lao Zhu has never encountered a three-meter-tall rhinoceros bull, and he may be able to beat it if he encounters it. ”

"Yes, let's not talk about the rhinoceros horned cow, I think that even if there are people here who are taller than Lao Zhu, they are not opponents. ”

Some people began to cling to Zhu Fatzi, and Erzhu Fatman also enjoyed this long-lost feeling.

"Look at the table over there, the man looks very tall. ”

One of the diners lowered his voice.

"Wow, you look very tall when you sit and look at it. ”

"It doesn't look like it's local. ”

"I feel that my body is too thin, like a thin bamboo pole. ”

"Looking at his illness, his thighs are probably not as thick as my arms...... The girl next to her looks so good. ”

Zhu Fatzi followed the prestige, and was stunned on the spot, and sure enough, his posture was excellent, his throat swallowed saliva unconsciously, and his eyes swept unscrupulously to reveal a lewd appearance.

Chris had been listening to them discussing the monsters, but then he didn't bother to listen to the badge farce. As a result, the group of people finally began to point and whisper to this side, and even made indecent words and deeds swallowing saliva, which made him a little angry.

Chris stood up.