22. Fun
This bath was not finished in the end, because Han Fei suddenly came.
Hearing Han Fei knock on the door, the first person to panic was not Zinu, but Wei Zun.
"What should I do?" Wei Zun turned around and said to the purple girl in the bathtub, "If someone finds out, my reputation will not be protected." ”
Before the purple girl could panic, she had already noticed that Wei Zun's thief eyes were shining at her.
For a moment, it's called a gnashing of teeth.
She still can't figure out why she has fallen to this point?
Being tossed by this hateful idiot in front of him has no power to fight back!
Taking a deep breath, the purple girl gritted her teeth and said, "You remember it for me!"
Another sentence of 'you remember for me', Wei Zun nodded again and again: "I must remember!
Looking at his eyes, and listening to this sentence again, it was obvious that he meant something.
The Purple Girl was furious: "Forget everything you see!
"Where did you get the confidence that I would be so obedient?" Wei Zun looked at the purple girl with wide eyes, his face inexplicable.
Only then did the purple girl remember that the person opposite was Wei Zun.
A long sigh ended without a problem, and after a wry smile, he didn't even care about anything, and came out of the bathtub to look for clothes.
By the way, he also threw Wei Zun's wet clothes to him.
Wei Zun was impatient before, and jumped into the bathtub directly with his clothes on.
And now, he didn't care, and put on his wet clothes. As soon as the internal force is running, after a while, it is already dry.
The purple girl opened the door, and Han Fei walked in, and asked as she walked: "What happened, why did it take ......so long?"
Halfway through his words, he saw Wei Zun, who was sitting there drinking tea.
After a pause, he muttered a little, and said, "Shouldn't I have come?"
"It's okay, just sit down. ”
Wei Zun looked like he was in charge of the house and let Han Fei take a seat.
Han Fei's brain was a little insufficient for a while, and after sitting down suspiciously, he said, "I suddenly remembered something, so I came to find Miss Purple Girl...... But now it seems like I shouldn't have come. ”
Wei Zun said: "You came just in time, I found a person during the day, saying that it was the original right Sima, named Li Kai." ”
"Li Kai?"
Han Fei's face changed: "Are you sure it's Li Kai?"
"Of course......," Wei Zun said, "and then in the evening I found someone sneaking in to find the jade, and it seemed to be against him." ”
"What?"
Han Fei was surprised again.
After hearing this, the purple girl glared at Wei Zun: "Isn't it you who wants to be unfavorable to the jade?"
"How could it be me?"
Wei Zun shook his head and said, "Miss Langyu is so cute, how can I be unfavorable to her?" but someone else, a guy with an iron mask, who has good skills, but is far inferior to me. By the way, I gouged out one of his eyes, and you see, the eyeballs are still on the ground. ”
Han Fei and Zi Nu looked in the direction Wei Zun pointed, and sure enough, they saw blood on the ground and a pair of bloody eyes.
"Is there really someone!?"
The purple girl was taken aback, and then said angrily to Wei Zun: "Someone sneaked in, and you still let me bathe you?"
"Oh!"
Han Fei suddenly realized, he finally understood what happened to these two people, no wonder the hair of both of them was wet.
Wei Zun's face turned red, and he waved his hand to the purple girl and said, "What nonsense are you talking about in front of outsiders...... There is no shame either. ”
The purple girl is so angry that she has no temper, who is not ashamed?
Han Fei coughed and said, "Two, why don't we meet the guest now?"
"See you. ”
Wei Zun said: "Whatever, I won't care about this matter in the future, you can do whatever you like." By the way, Purple Girl, what about making jade?"
"Lang Yu must have fallen asleep. ”
The purple girl defended Wei to the death.
Wei Zun rolled his eyes: "It's boring, it's boring...... It's boring. ”
As he spoke, he got up and grabbed his knife before leaving.
"Where are you going?"
The Purple Girl asked.
"Me?" Wei Zun said, "I go out for a walk, anyway, I'm idle and bored at home." I'm not interested in what you're studying......"
When he said this, he suddenly looked at Han Fei and said with a smile: "By the way, the proposal I told you that time, if you think about it carefully, it is definitely promising." ”
Han Fei hurriedly shook his head, and the purple girl asked, "What is the proposal?"
"A proposal between men!" Wei Zun said, "Women don't interject. ”
"......" The purple girl had a dark face: "You let me go." ”
......
Wei Zun really left and left Zilanxuan.
He didn't know where he was going, so he was idle and bored anyway, and went out for a walk...... As soon as I went out, I was confronted with an arrow.
Casually took it, and the person who released the arrow was performing light skills and left quickly.
Wei Zun glanced at the arrow unhurriedly and found that there was a letter on the arrow.
He took the letter and threw it with his backhand, and the arrow immediately chased the meteor and rushed towards the man's heart.
Piercing through the heart, the feather arrow did not stop, nailed to the opposite wall.
Unfolding the letter and glancing at it, Wei Zun smiled: "Interesting!"
As he spoke, his figure flickered, and he was already in mid-air, and then he flashed and went straight to the General's Mansion.
......
The General's Palace!
The soldiers of the General's Mansion seem to have all become blind and deaf tonight.
When Wei Zun appeared at the gate, none of them looked at Wei Zun more, and when Wei Zun walked inside, they didn't say a word.
Of course, Wei Zun knew that this was Ji Wuye's order, but he still found it interesting.
He came to one of the soldiers, waved his hand in front of him, and staggered on the spot, grimacing.
But the soldier seemed to be severely blind, and turned a blind eye to Wei Zun.
"Are you really so ignoring me?"
Wei Zun thought for a moment and pulled out the treasure knife.
The blade slowly pressed towards the soldier: "I tell you, if you don't dodge, this knife will go down, and you may die." ”
Although the soldier's face did not change much, the whole person was trembling.
Wei Zun's blade blows off his hair, and what is even more terrifying is the murderous aura in it, which is soaring and terrifying.
The soldier was just an ordinary pawn, with the qualities of a soldier, but in the face of such killing intent, his mind was gradually collapsing.
Just as the blade was about to fall to his neck, a person appeared behind Wei Zun.
Dressed in black, he is still so handsome.
"Did you come to the General's Mansion to see the general, or did you want to kill someone?"
The voice of the ink crow came from behind, and Wei Zun took back the knife boredly and said, "It's really boring, it's just idle and boring, speaking of which, why do you always appear behind people's backs?"
"Maybe it's a habit. Mo Crow said.
Wei Zun smiled: "This habit is not very good, this is me, I changed some martial arts weaker, and suddenly someone appeared behind me, once you notice, you may be greeted with a knife, or a sword." Always appearing behind people's backs will be short-lived. ”
"The Great General, please. ”
"Okay. ”
Wei Zun smiled: "Then go and see." ”
......
The person who sent the letter to Wei Zun was Ji Wuye's person, and the content of the letter was that Ji Wuye invited Wei Zun to come over for a banquet.
Now that it was the second half of the night, Ji Wuye still hadn't rested, and was even waiting to invite Wei Zun to drink.
Wei Zun didn't care who invited this meal, if someone invited him to drink, then he was willing to come.
And I think it's a very interesting thing.
Mo Crow took Wei Zun and came to the hall.
It was still the same place where Wei Zun threatened Ji Wuye before, Wei Zun held his knife and walked inside with a big grin.
I don't know where the two black-clothed people jumped out, but they blocked Wei Zun's way.
"Put down your weapons. ”
The man in black spoke coldly, in a commanding tone.
Wei Zun looked at the ink crow: "Must be released?"
"It has to be released!"
"Can I go?"
"You're here, do you want to leave?" Mo Crow said with a smile, "The general is waiting for you inside, why do you need to go?"
"Yes, too...... Those who travel a hundred miles are half ninety, and I am a person who does what he says. Wei Zun smiled: "Since I decided to come over for a banquet, I must see Ji Wuye before I talk about it." ”
When he said this, he didn't talk much, but strode inside.
And at the same time as this step was taken, a sword light slashed through the void, and then disappeared without a trace.
The two black-clothed men were not blocking Wei Zun's way, and when Wei Zun entered the room, the chests of those two people bloomed with incomparably brilliant blood.
The two of them were all split in half by Wei Zun from top to bottom.
The crow stood in the rain of blood and sighed softly.
Where Wei Zun is, it always seems that blood will inevitably be shed!
......
"Long time no see!"
Wei Zun entered the door and said hello to Ji Wuye.
In the hall, there was a wind blowing gently, and there was a fat man sitting opposite Ji Wuye, dressed magnificently, and he was very rich at first glance.
Not far away, in a dark corner, there was a man dressed in blood-colored clothes. This man feels like there are only two words...... Dangerous!
Of course, the danger is always relative.
Wei Zun turned a blind eye to this, and he glanced at Ji Wuye with great disappointment: "You have disappointed me too much. ”
Before Ji Wuye could speak, he was already snatched by Wei Zun, and his face changed: "Why?"
"You asked someone to send me a letter, saying that you want to have a banquet at the house...... Wei Zun sighed and said, "I'm in a mess, and I'm here...... The result?"
Wei Zun glanced at the empty hall and said, "Where is the food, where is the wine and meat, where are the beauties? There is no food, no wine and meat, no beauties, how can you call a banquet?"
"Everything you want, you'll have. ”
Ji Wuye finally spoke slowly at this time: "Moreover, what I can give you is far more than that. ”
Wei Zun laughed and said, "What else can the general give me? Is it okay at night? It's okay, although they are all some crooked melons and cracked dates, but if I let me take the lead, it can be regarded as reluctant." ”
"If the night is given to me, it will be difficult for me!"
Wei Zun laughed and said to Ji Wuye, "But, are you willing to do it?"
Ji Wuye didn't answer Wei Zun's words, but smiled and said to the two people around him, "How?"
The palatial big fat man smiled and said, "Courage is commendable." ”
And in the corner, the man who was full of danger said coldly: "I don't know whether to live or die." ”
Wei Zun smiled: "Your Excellency, are you challenging me?"
The other party did not speak, and quietly drank a glass of wine.
Ji Wuye smiled and said, "Don't be angry, I don't mean to challenge you." ”
Wei Zunle sighed, and then said, "Do you know? Actually, you almost died just now. ”
"Me?" asked Ji Wuye.
"yes. Wei Zun said: "Your subordinates can't speak, I was actually quite angry just now." Actually, you're not too good at talking, and I'm quite angry. When you said that, I wanted to kill you all...... But ......"
When he said this, he paused for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I thought of a banquet in the house, not a murder...... The idea of killing people has dissipated a lot. However, I would like to advise you here that there is a limit to my patience, and please do not challenge my patience. ”
As he spoke, he came to the fat man's side: "Get out." ”
"You're talking about me?"
The fat man's eyes narrowed.
Wei Zun's eyes also narrowed: "Yes, get out!"
Then the fat man really rolled over, he didn't want to roll himself, but he rolled out inexplicably. As if he didn't roll, his head would roll in the next second. The body carried out Wei Zun's order one step ahead of his will.
Wei Zun sat in the position of the fat man, and then glanced at Ji Wuye: "It's still the same sentence, food, wine and meat, beautiful women, where is it?"
Ji Wuye clapped his hands, and a group of subordinates walked in in line.
I don't know when the food was prepared, but it's just the right time to eat it.
Wei Zun casually tore off a piece of meat that I don't know what kind of animal it was, and the stew was tender and delicious.
Then grab a glass of wine and drink it all.
"Not bad!"
Wei Zun nodded with satisfaction and said, "If there is wine and food, it is called a banquet." What are you looking for from me? I'm willing to listen to you now. ”
"Do you know, no one can be so presumptuous in front of me!" the wine bottle in Ji Wuye's hand slammed on the table.
Crash!
The axe hands on both sides of the hall were already sharpened in an instant.
looked at Wei Zun coldly.
And after Wei Zun swallowed the meat unhurriedly, he smiled and said to Ji Wuye, "Do you want to die again?"
In Ji Wuye's eyes, a hint of disappointment finally appeared.
"You shouldn't have come tonight. ”
Ji Wuye said lightly.
Wei Zun smiled: "I'm here, what can you do to me?"
"You will die!" Ji Wuye said coldly, "No one can tease me." ”
"Ji Wuye ......" Wei Zun sighed and said, "Do you know, your biggest mistake is to ...... yourself It's too heavy. ”
"Kill him. ”
Ji Wuye's voice fell, and in the next second, his figure was no longer in its original position.
The rain of arrows is coming, it's a crossbow arrow!
South Korea's crossbow arrows are famous all over the world! The so-called strongest bows and crossbows in the world are all from South Korea!
Today, Ji Wuye invited Wei Zun to the mansion for a banquet, and he just wanted to kill him if he couldn't win him over.
Therefore, as soon as this strong crossbowman came out, Ji Wuye dodged and retreated. No matter how high Wei Zun's martial arts are, he will have to die under this wave of crossbow arrows.
I don't know if he was stupid with fright, Wei Zun turned a blind eye to the arrows in the sky.
He was still eating meat, meat with rich soup, and his mouth was full of flavor.
He was still drinking, and the wine was so dry that the glass was dry.
And what about the crossbows?
There are ...... all around But Wei Zun didn't have any of them.
He glanced up at Ji Wuye, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "I won't kill you today, I just want you to feel, what is despair? ”
"Come again!"
Ji Wuye didn't know when the cup came out of his hand, and it was still on the ground.
The arrows were overwhelming, Wei Zun was still leisurely, and after this wave of arrows passed, Wei Zun suddenly looked at the man in red: "By the way, I know who you are...... Bloody clothes, you are neither white nor white. ”
"You are Wei Zun. ”
Bai Yifei looked at Wei Zun coldly: "I remember your name." ”
"It doesn't matter if you remember it or not......"
When Wei Zun said this, he had already arrived in front of Bai Yifei inexplicably, and then Bai Yifei found that there was an extra piece in his mouth.
Greasy, fragrant, and a piece of meat.
"Would you like to eat meat?"
Wei Zun smiled, his body flickered, and he returned to his original place.
Ji Wuye was in this process, feeling that someone had touched his face, and when he reached out and touched it, his hands were full of oil.
glanced at Wei Zun's arrogance of grabbing meat directly with his hands, and he didn't know what was going on.
"I borrowed the general's face to wipe my hands, I don't think the general would mind, right?"
Wei Zun smiled and said, "But it's okay to mind, who let you not beat me?"
Everyone's faces changed!
How high Wei Zun's martial arts are, in fact, when he met Wei Zun before, Ji Wuye didn't know.
He only knew that Wei Zun's martial arts ink crow was not an opponent. But Mo Crow was not his opponent Ji Wuye, so he didn't take Wei Zun too seriously.
is more to appreciate his courage, and martial arts can also be used.
But looking at it today, I realized that the martial arts of the person in front of him were not something that he could knead as a Ji Wuye at all.
"Wrong!"
Ji Wuye also knew that he was wrong at this time, and went to the mansion to drink and feast, thinking that he was going to lead the other party into a trap. No matter what kind of prey, beasts, jackals, tigers and leopards, all of them must be under his control, kneeling and begging for mercy.
But I didn't expect that it was not jackals, tigers and leopards, not prey beasts, but a dragon!
With a slight movement of his claws, it is already the power of the turmoil of heaven and earth, incredible!
In the world, how can there be such a master?
Ji Wuye's heart gave birth to a sense of despair for no reason.
But he is a person who will never admit defeat, and his eyes are red at the moment and he glared at Wei Zun: "I want you to die!"
"Oh. Wei Zun smiled: "Then I'll let you be the last one." ”
And then...... Ji Wuye saw the sword light.
The sword light seemed to come from outside the sky and fell into the mortal dust.
He didn't see anything more, only felt cold and pain!
Between the legs, it seemed that something was running down the legs, slowly flowing on the ground.
In fact, Wei Zun admired Ji Wuye very much.
Because he couldn't figure out where he got the courage to invite him to a banquet?
Anyway, Wei Zun thought that if he was Ji Wuye, give him eight guts, and he would not dare to invite himself to a banquet.
It's scary!
Didn't Ji Wuye know that after he invited himself over, it was not him Ji Wuye, but he Wei Zun, who could be the master of the house?
At this moment, looking at Ji Wuye, whose crotch was full of blood, Wei Zun patted him on the shoulder very sympathetically and said, "From today onwards, why don't you go to the palace and find a job?"
There was really something called despair brewing in Ji Wuye's eyes.
He couldn't believe it was all true.
He thought he had set a trap to lure Wei Zun over.
He thought he could subdue Wei Zun, but in the end he found that he had no eggs!
What a hell of a fact!
"Ahh
Ji Wuye collapsed, and he pulled out his sword and was about to fight with Wei Zun.
Wei Zun hurriedly ran away: "I won't fight you, I won't fight you! What should I do if I get my blood? The one in red over there will take care of your boss." ”
Bai Yifei obviously didn't expect things to develop to this point.
Wei Zun's audacity and his inhuman martial arts made him feel incredible.
Ji Wuye, is this considered to be castrated by Wei Zun?
Seeing Wei Zun, who jumped up and down, just like a clown, a look of despair surged in Bai Yifei's heart.
On the same night, the same person brought boundless despair to two powerful figures.
"Hateful!"
Ji Wuye burst into tears from the corners of his eyes, and while roaring, he said loudly: "Kill me, kill him for me!"
At this moment, the ink crow could not remain silent, the government soldiers all rushed out, and the hundred birds on the side of the ink crow could produce as many as they could, and they all attacked and killed Wei Zun.
Wei Zun laughed: "The fun is coming!"
He didn't take Ji Wuye seriously, he didn't take Bai Yifei seriously, and he didn't take this general's mansion or even South Korea seriously.
Where the sword light passed, the heads of people fell.
The blood in the cavity rose to the sky and was sprinkled everywhere.
The entire General's Mansion is as if it has been bathed in blood.
However, Wei Zun showed mercy to his subordinates in the end, and he didn't kill a few of the killers of the hundred birds.
Especially when he saw a young man with good light skills, Wei Zun patted the other party's shoulder and said, "Yes, the young man is very promising, how about you learn to eat meat with me?"
It was Bai Feng who was tapped on the shoulder and taught like this.
Compared with the white phoenix in the bright moon of the Qin period, the white phoenix at this moment seems too immature.
Even, that immaturity is manifested on the face.