Chapter Forty-Eight: The Slippery Lady Ghost (also known as the Slippery Ghost)
Tokyo, Japan at night
12 p.m. Tokyo time
On the empty streets of Shinjuku, an old man walked down the street with a katana pinned to his waist and a bald face on his face.
The old man held a wine jug in his hand, and there was a little wine in the jug, and occasionally the old man raised the wine jug to drink it freely.
"It's mine."
"It's mine."
Suddenly, there was a lot of quarrel ahead.
The old man squinted his eyes slightly, then smiled and said, "It turned out to be the tanuki demon and the monster with a red tongue, what is the so-called quarrel." ”
"Slippery Ladyboy Grandpa, he snatched my toy!" The tanuki demon straightened up and stood like a human, his hands flushed with the red-tongued monster in front of him, and the white mist wrapped around him snatched a toy that resembled a keju.
"Nonsense, it's clear that I saw it first." The bare tongue said unwillingly.
However, the old man just smiled, took another sip of old wine, stretched out his right hand and took Keju into his hand: "It's just a toy, watch grandpa perform a trick for you." ”
I saw that the slippery ladyboard threw Kemari into the air, and then pulled out the katana on his waist and slashed it, instantly cutting Kemari in half, but the strange thing is that after Kemari fell to the ground, it turned into two complete Kemari, which is equivalent to turning one toy into two toys.
Slippery Ladyboy withdrew his katana and smiled heartily, "Then there shouldn't be any quarrels, right?" ”
"Thank you, Grandpa Slippery Lady."
The two little monsters happily took a keju and disappeared.
"Haha, what an ignorant little ghost!" The slippery lady raised the flask in his hand again and took a sip.
"Big youkai slippery ladybird?"
"Master, run."
"In the face of youkai, how can you retreat? We are the descendants of the Genji Yin and Yang family, and our ancestor Minamoto Yorimitsu's retainer Watanabe Tsuna once cut off the right hand of the great youkai Jigi Boy with a ghost cut, and now as descendants, how can we retreat? ”
The slippery ladyboy heard the whispers behind him, squinted his eyes slightly, and looked back, only to see three onmyoji standing behind him, one of the older onmyoji standing in front, and the back seemed to be an onmyoji apprentice very nervously sticking to the side!
"Prepare to be subdued by me, youkai." Standing at the front, the Onmyoji took out several golden charms from the package, the Onmyoji recited the spell, and several charms in his hand burned violently at the same time, the Onmyoji threw the spell to the ground, and the flames burned even more violently, the long flame was about three meters high, and suddenly from the flames of the burning spell on the ground, a demon holding a long knife burned all over his body.
Seeing this, the slippery ladyboy smiled: "Summoning evil spirits from hell?" But the demons summoned by this level of power can't do it! ”
The evil spirits summoned by the Onmyoji were surrounded by very hot hell flames, and the long knives in their hands were also dyed with fiery red fireworks.
"Make a pact with me, evil spirit! Listen to your orders and destroy this monster in front of you! "Onmyoji issued orders.
At the same time, the demon covered in flames rushed towards the slippery ladyboy with a long knife in hand.
"What a nuisance! There are always strange humans who get into trouble with youkai. Slippery Ladyboy took a sip of the sake in the flask, and then just as the demon came to him, Slippery Ladyboy instantly drew his katana, and instantly cut the demon in two with a single draw.
"My demon is on par with most youkai, how can he be so vulnerable?" The onmyoji who cast the spell couldn't help but be shocked.
At this time, the slippery ladyless ghost quickly rushed in front of the three onmyoji, and the katana in his hand waved.
After a long time, the slippery ladyboy inserted his katana back, hummed a little song and drank old wine and left the street.
At this time, the clothes on the three onmyoji had already been cut naked, but their bodies were not harmed.
The Onmyoji fell to his knees in panic, unable to calm down in his heart for a long time.
The next day, in Chen Hao's apartment.
"Chen Hao, wake up, wake up." Amperet Qingxue swayed, and Chen Hao, who was still sleeping on the sofa.
"What's wrong? Today is Sunday, so don't call me if you don't have class. Chen Hao turned over as he spoke.
"No, I have something big to tell you." Amperet Qingxue was still shaking Chen Hao.
"What's the matter? I'll talk about it when I wake up. Chen Hao said impatiently.
"In that case, there is no way." I saw An Pei Qingxue stand up and relax her muscles: "Mount Tai presses the top, drink!" ”
With a shout, Ampei Qingxue sat directly on Chen Hao's stomach.
"Uh~ah, dead ball."
At this time, it seemed that a skeleton sign could be seen floating above Chen Hao's head.
"I'll tell you a big thing, last night there was a big yokai slippery lady on the streets of Shinjuku, Tokyo, and it is said that this yokai is the leader of some small yokai, and now the onmyoji of various families in Tokyo are beginning to plan to retreat from this yokai!"
"If a certain Onmyoji family can successfully retire these monster leaders, then it must be a very great honor, and the Onmyoji who can retreat this big monster will definitely be respected in the future, if we happen to be able to do it, maybe I can be directly recognized as a demon exorcist (Onmyoji is divided into three levels, exorcist, demon regression master and great onmyoji), go up to a level directly, let's go to the streets of Shinjuku tonight! Maybe it's just the right time. ”
Amp Pei Qingxue said excitedly.
"Pull it down! Not to mention the slippery lady, even my Raven Tengu may not be able to beat you with your ability. Chen Hao said leisurely.
"Hmph, you don't rely on that artifact yet, my skills are real." Ampere said with a small mouth.
"Just you, the most inferior exorcist? Still want to subdue the big monster? Let's honestly fight the monsters to upgrade up, have you played League of Legends? You are equivalent to a first-level mage to open a dragon, and a hammer can give you a hammer explosion. Chen Hao said disdainfully.
"I know, but we can rub people's heads, if the slippery ladyghost appears, there will definitely be other onmyoji present, we just need to hide behind and wait for them to fight about the same, and then go up and grab someone's head." Ampei Qingxue said while looking longing: "If I can be recognized by the family as a demon retreater, I will get up." ”
"If I don't go, I won't do any good." Chen Hao said and lay back on the sofa, don't look away.
"And what do you want?" Ampei Qingxue asked.
"Unless...!"
"Unless what?"
"Unless you give me a pair of panties, and they have to be original." Chen Hao said while staring at Ampery Qingxue's delicate figure.
"I'm perverted to you, I'll say this to you, you have to go, or I'll tell others that you're a pervert, and you're going to say it everywhere." Amperet Qingxue said angrily.
"So ruthless, won't it!"
"You'll see for yourself."
"Alas, there's really no way, it's really fun to flirt with female ghosts, at least female ghosts won't sue."