280 Stories and Lee Kerr
Make a pause: "Okay, since everyone is so happy, then go, before leaving, as a guardian, tell again, you are not allowed to act alone away from the large army, you are not allowed to have a tryst with your little friends, you are not allowed to destroy public property at will, you are not allowed to damage fruit trees in the process of picking fruits, you are not allowed to fight, you are not allowed to have accidents, five are not allowed, especially the last one, if you accidentally commit it, don't blame me for being polite." ”
Li Mingqi counted with his fingers and said, "This is not allowed." ”
Pushed her into the car: "Say you're stupid, you really think you're mentally retarded, say you're a pig, and take the initiative to lie on the board during the New Year." Five prohibitions, the last item, that is, the six prohibitions you said, since it is an accident, of course, it is an accident if you don't know it, and since you don't know it, it means that the occurrence of things is inevitable, so what reason do I have to blame. ”
Qu Ningjiao held Li Mingqi in her arms, couldn't help but let herself laugh, and comforted Li Mingqi: "Good, let's not be like her." ”
Seeing that the two were about to join forces again, Mu Xiaoyu came out and provoked and said, "I clearly saw you smiling just now, which means that you also think what I said makes sense." Since you also think that what I said is very reasonable, that is to say, you also admit that this woman is mentally retarded. ”
Li Mingqi raised his head and looked at her with a very aggrieved expression: "What she said is true, did you really laugh?" You also think I was like an idiot just now? ”
As soon as Qu Ningjiao wanted to explain, she heard Mu Xiaoyu say again: "It didn't look like it just now, but now it's like it, big idiot." ”
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Qu Ningjiao hurriedly hugged Li Mingqi in her arms: "Let's ignore her, she is a psychopath, why do you lose your temper with a neuropath." ”
Without waiting for Li Mingqi to speak, Mu Xiaoyu took over: "Okay, I'll listen to you, don't be more nervous." ”
Unexpectedly, Mu Xiaoyu took the lead again.
Li Mingqi looked at her and said very seriously: "She is talking about you, you are a psychopath." ”
Holding something in his hand, he shook it in front of Qu Ningjiao's eyes: "Jiaojiao, who did you just say was neurotic?" ”
Although he didn't see what Mu Xiaoyu was in his hand clearly, it must be related to him, so he immediately softened.
looked at Li Mingqi: "I'm sorry Qiqi, you know that the rich and the rich can't be lewd, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent is a gentleman, but I'm a little woman, so I said that you are a neurotic, very similar to a neurotic." ”
Mu Xiaoyu was very satisfied and handed her the things.
Seeing a piece of waste paper in her hand, Qu Ningjiao crumpled it into a ball: "Mu Xiaoyu, you, bastard." ”
Li Mingqi nodded vigorously on the side, Mu Xiaoyu didn't care, lying on the window and enjoying the scenery outside.
Being ignored like this, the two of them were in a very bad mood, pulled her back, and accused: "It's wrong for you to do this, apologize to me both." ”
threw a roll of his eyes and sighed softly: "The two aunts who have entered menopause are really annoying, I can't afford to provoke them, can't I still hide." ”
went over to Li Shu's side, pointed to the boy next to her and said, "You, go to the front." ”
Mu Xiaoyu came from next to Li Mingqi, and Li Mingqi is a girl that all the boys in the class want to get close to, such a benefit is definitely a great kindness.
The boy got up and smiled gratefully at Mu Xiaoyu: "Thank you, God will remember your grace." ”
Seeing him coming, Li Mingqi was very unhappy, and yelled at Mu Xiaoyu: "You, come back immediately, otherwise you will regret it." ”
Ignoring her completely, he sat next to Li Shu and handed him a piece of candy: "It looks like you're not in a good mood?" ”
Raising his head slightly, his face blushed: "I get motion sickness and will vomit." ”
'Motion sickness'! I've heard this term a long time ago, but I didn't expect anyone in this city to get motion sickness!
hugged her in his arms and comforted: "It's okay, I'll take you down when you get to the place, and then find a good position for you to rest, and you can continue to play after you recover." ”
glanced at Mu Xiaoyu gratefully: "You are so good." ”
It seems to be a little ambiguous, so change to a relatively normal tone: "Since this is the case, you can sleep, you shouldn't get motion sickness when you fall asleep." ”
Li Shu shook his head: "I couldn't sleep as soon as I got to the car, I was very sad, and I dizzy faster when I closed my eyes." ”
What kind of principle is this, but there is no way, who makes herself her only good friend!
looked at Li Shu in his arms, and couldn't help but want to tease: "Then let's make an exchange, you let me kiss one, I promise that you won't get motion sickness this time." ”
Li Shu listened, raised his head slightly and looked at her, his face even more embarrassed.
After about a minute, he nodded slightly: "Okay! ”
I thought she would strongly oppose it, but I didn't expect this girl to agree.
It seems that he is really considered gay, and Li Shu really needs to see a psychiatrist.
smiled lightly: "Forget it, you must be the first kiss, just take it away like this, it's too little to be a friend." ”
didn't understand Mu Xiaoyu's thoughts, just thought that Mu Xiaoyu didn't like her, was slightly lost, and looked at Li Mingqi's position: "Are you worried that I'm like her?" I won't. ”
This answer was so embarrassing that I had to reiterate: "I'm really not gay, and neither are you, don't be misled by others." ”
In fact, for Li Shu, this question is not important at all, because she just likes Mu Xiaoyu's warmth, and no matter what her identity is, she hopes to be by her side.
didn't answer Mu Xiaoyu's words, lying quietly in her arms, with her, I didn't feel so sad.
Thinking that Li Shu really needed to sleep, he put his hand on the back of her head, found a few acupuncture points and pressed them lightly, and Li Shu fell asleep groggily.
Seeing the girl leaning in her arms, Mu Xiaoyu had many indescribable things in her heart, she was a lotus plant, no matter what kind of environment she experienced, she always maintained herself.
In this society where everyone is drunk, she faces all the suddenness and accidents alone, no matter how cruel life is, she is still the same.
The car drove out of the city, and the phone rang, it was Xin Zhongling calling.
When I picked up the phone, I heard her complain: "Anyway, this is your class outing, what is the point of calling us over?" ”
Adjust your posture slightly: "You have to speak with your conscience, it was you who said that it was boring for too long and that it was moldy, so I called you." ”
A few people took a deep breath: "We mean to let you take us on a trip, the kind of just a few of us, not such a class trip to call us over." ”
"What's the difference, it's all playing anyway, what's the difference?"
"Of course there is, we are outsiders in this kind of travel, do you know what it means to be an outsider?"
"But I don't think anyone will treat you as outsiders, and you should be unceremonious about something."
Hearing her say this, it seems that the purpose of calling a few people over is not simple: "I think it's better for you to treat us as outsiders, and it doesn't feel good to be treated by you as outsiders." ”
He took a breath and let the voice come to the other end of the phone: "Am I the kind of person who called you here to bully you?" ”
Several people stuck their heads out of the car windows and yelled loudly, "Yes, that's the kind of person you are." ”
The sound behind successfully attracted the attention of the people, and everyone poked their heads out to look.
Seeing so many people sticking out their heads, the twins yelled: "Bear children, what are you doing, didn't your teacher tell you that you can't stick your head out when you are in a car?" ”
A car behind sounded the whistle, and Mu Xiaoyu, the head teacher, stuck his head out of the skylight: "Everyone go back and sit down." ”
Seeing a group of people obediently going back, the twins shouted again: "Are you stupid, he told you to go back, you will go back." ”
I don't know what these two girls are doing, but I am really afraid that they will cause something, so I said to the two of them: "You two should also go back and sit down, this is very dangerous." ”
The two grimaced at him and said defiantly: "You say go back, you will go back, and you are not my husband." Why do you care about me," the two felt that this was not enough, and shouted at the female teacher in the car: "Your husband hooks up with a little beauty, don't you know how to take care of it." ”
For this answer, I am really helpless.
I didn't know how to answer for a while.
Forget it, anyway, the two of them are not from their own class, so let them go.
Mu Xiaoyu glanced outside and said to Xin Zhongling: "Pull these two goods back, the person behind is the teacher, my homeroom teacher." ”
Xin Zhongling glanced in the rearview mirror and said to the two: "Friendly reminder, the elder brother in the back is the teacher of this trip, and we are about to join their camp." ”
The two immediately retracted and accused Xin Zhongling: "You are so bad that you don't even tell us about such a thing." ”
Without arguing with the two, he accelerated to the front.
Gently tap the earphones to remind Mu Xiaoyu: "We will wait for you at the destination." ”
As she was about to overtake, the twins came out of the sunroof again and shouted, "Bump on, bump on." ”
It was a shame to feel so much that I had to accelerate and overtake again.
For a few seconds when the two cars were side by side, the two shouted to Mu Xiaoyu: "Silly girl, look as slow as a turtle." ”
Mu Xiaoyu was really choked by these two people, took a deep breath, and whispered to Xin Zhongling on the phone: "You throw these two goods out of the car for me." ”
Xin Zhongling suddenly braked suddenly, and the two lost their center of gravity in an instant, and they almost threw out of the car.
Before they could react, they started again.
The sudden acceleration made the two of them hit the back hard.
After the continuous blows, the two were very unhappy and asked Xin Zhongling: "Did you mean it, I owe you money." ”
"Xiaoyu asked me to throw you two out, if you don't behave, maybe she will come to throw you two out in person, saying that I didn't plan to take you this time, but you insisted on coming with me."
At this time, the two finally quieted down and sat down obediently.
The two finally quieted down, and in Mu Xiaoyu's head teacher's car, his girlfriend said: "Did you have a lot of enemies in your last life, you finally took the people in the class on a trip, and you can also meet two troublemakers." ”
The expression on the head teacher's face was slightly helpless: "Luckily, when I came out to play, I met the rich second generation to show off his wealth." ”