Chapter 217: I've seen everything

"Lan Qin can't go home after drinking too much wine, I'll drink this cup with you."

Yu Haobai casually sprinkled the wine in the wine glass on the ground and drank it all.

Seeing this, the man who was drinking next to him smiled and sat back in his place.

Seeing this, Astragalus was so angry, she really wanted to go up and slap Yu Haobai.

The good plan was dismantled by him like this, and Lan Qin was almost hit.

Thinking of this, Astragalus was in no mood to eat, so he casually said to the person next to him, and he left early.

Seeing this, Lan Qin frowned, feeling that something was wrong for a while.

When she met Yu Hao's white eyes, she seemed to understand something.

didn't let her speak first, Yu Haobai next to her spoke.

"I'm sorry it was a little too sudden, it should have startled you."

Hearing this, Lan Qin smiled, "It's okay, I just don't understand why you suddenly became like this." ”

Hearing this, Yu Haobai put away his smile and told Lan Qin with a serious face, "Just now when I saw the astragalus into the wine, I sprinkled something into your wine glass, although I don't know what it is, but I think it's better not to touch this thing." ”

As soon as the words fell, Lan Qin had a "boom" in his head.

Damn, this little slut of astragalus dares to mess around.

It's too much to say two sour words on weekdays, but you still have such a vicious heart!

At the same time, she also had a chill down her spine, and if she really drank it, something strange might happen.

Thinking of this, she glanced at Yu Haobai gratefully, "Thank you so much this time, if it weren't for you, I might have really fallen for her plan." ”

"Everyone is a colleague, so I naturally hope to finish filming peacefully, mainly because I can't get used to her tricks, so I will be careful when I am in the crew in the future."

Yu Haobai reminded.

Hearing this, Lan Qin nodded, although there was a hint of a smile on his face, but it was cold to the bottom in his bones.

She said that how did Astragalus go so fast, it seems that she is afraid that she will find trouble!

In that case, she should punish this villain well.

Next.

Lan Qin really found that Astragalus was avoiding herself intentionally or unintentionally, and she was even more sure that she was empty-hearted.

This strengthened Lan Qin's desire to come out.

Although she didn't know what was in yesterday's wine, she asked someone to check where Astragalus had been yesterday, and finally asked in a small pharmacy.

This scheming dog actually bought a powerful laxative.

It's amazing.

Then treat others the way they do.

Astragalus, who didn't know anything, was still lying on the chair and embarrassed her little assistant.

"Look at you like this, I don't know how to learn from Lan Qin's assistant, you look at others, how can nothing compare to it."

The little assistant said aggrievedly, "People are bodyguards, not assistants......"

Hearing this, Astragalus got angry, and hurriedly picked up the things on the table and smashed them on the assistant's body, "What are you doing with your mouth, it's better not to make excuses, I don't believe that the thin and weak little girl can protect Lan Qin, and you who are heartless will believe it, you don't look at how many people pretend, an assistant is looking for so recruiting, why don't you be angry." ”

Hearing this, the little assistant didn't say anything.

After all, when Astragalus recruited people, she chose the ugliest her, is there any reason for this?

Thinking of this, the little assistant could only swallow in his stomach when he was wronged, and handed the water in his hand to Astragalus.

Seeing his assistant slowly swallowing, Astragalus became even more disgusted.

She grabbed the water and took a big sip, then frowned and said, "Why is it so unpleasant, quickly pour me a new cup, and I'll drink it when the filming is over." ”

After speaking, Astragalus glanced at the time and got up to film.

When she and Lan Qin stood in the same venue, the director said that they would come to shoot.

Astragalus's stomach was rumbling and ringing non-stop.

thought she drank cold water that's why she was like this, but she couldn't help but fart in front of so many people.

And it was very loud, and before she could react, there were two more sounds.

At this time, everyone's eyes were on her, and her face turned red as soon as she brushed it.

Lan Qin stepped back with a disgusted face, and said a few words in his mouth, which pierced Astragalus's heart even more.

"What are you eating, why do you stink so much! I'm throwing up. ”

As soon as the words fell, Astragalus let out a few more farts in a row.

At this time, many people on the field covered their noses and frowned.

The smell of rotten eggs permeated the scene.

As soon as Astragalus was about to explain, she felt a sharp pain in her stomach, and then a familiar feeling welled up in her heart, causing her to rush to the bathroom without saying a word.

The funniest thing is that she actually farted while running.

The scene burst into laughter, and Astragalus, who heard their laughter from afar, wanted to crash to death in the toilet.

I don't know what strange things I ate, how can I have diarrhea?

There must be something wrong with the seafood you ate yesterday, damn it!

She walked out of the toilet with the door, and was about to wash her hands when she suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly returned to the toilet tremblingly.

After five or six trips like this, Astragalus felt that his life was about to be left in the toilet.

When she came out, she was directly helped back by the assistant, and the smell on her body lasted for a long time, and the assistant almost vomited several times.

And the people who astragalus lost today are simply more than they have lost in this life.

When she rested and returned to the crew, she heard others discussing her shameful things.

"Oh my God, you haven't seen the scene of that day, Astragalus farted all the way, I don't know how funny it is to run and play, if I were her, I wouldn't live, it's too embarrassing."

"Really? I rested that day, and I missed such a hot thing, I really seemed to be looking at this kind of embarrassing scene, was Astragalus so scared that I didn't dare to come to the crew. ”

"Anyway, when she came out of the toilet, she couldn't walk, and asked the assistant to help her out, it's so embarrassing, really, the smell on her body can almost knock people out......"

Hearing them say this, Astragalus's eyes turned red and rushed out, "I was just uncomfortable that day, are you talking such nonsense?" Do you have a stomach ache? Chew the root of your tongue behind your back, and you will not be afraid of rotting your tongue. ”

The sudden appearance of astragalus also startled the two people, and they quickly ran away.

And Astragalus stood in place as if he had been greatly insulted, and burst into tears.

It happened to be clearly seen by Lan Qin.

To be honest, Lan Qin didn't feel pitiful for Astragalus, but only felt that she had evil retribution for being a wicked person.

After all, when she calculated herself, she really didn't think about it.

Seeing enough and getting angry, Lan Qin turned around and wanted to leave.

And she was seen by Astragalus, and Astragalus yelled and scolded at the moment.

"You're deliberately coming to see my jokes! I knew that you little slut was not a good thing, you all bullied me one by one, and you were simply not human. ”

Hearing this, Lan Qin turned his face and said, "You deserve it like this now, don't think that no one will know about you giving me laxatives, I used to think that you were just jealous of me, but I didn't expect you to be so vicious, this time the incident is to teach you a lesson, I hope you will have a better brain in the future,"

"What do you mean? Could it be that you are my diarrhea...... And how do you know about me, wait, Lan Qin, you slut dare to deal with me. ”

Huang Qi learned that she was suffering all these grievances because of her, and she was furious at the moment.

And Lan Qin glanced at it unhurriedly, and complained with some mockery, "What are you angry about, I just treat others the way they do, isn't it good to clean up the bad water in your stomach?" ”

"You...... You wait for me, I won't let you go. ”

After speaking, Astragalus glared at Lan Qin menacingly, and that look was eager to eat her alive.

It's a pity, Lan Qin raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It seems that I haven't taught you a lesson this time, next time I should clear your stomach and intestines." ”

As soon as the words fell, she glanced at the astragalus meaningfully.

Just this look made Astragalus not sleep well for several days, she didn't even dare to eat water and rice for a day, and she went out to buy bread all day to satisfy her hunger, and she lost weight in a few days.

It wasn't until she overheard Lan Qin chatting with her assistant that she knew that Lan Qin didn't plan to do anything to her at all, and she was just scaring and scaring her that day.

Hearing this, Astragalus rushed directly into Lan Qin's lounge, and immediately scolded, "Lan Qin, you are not cheap!" and deliberately scared me, believe it or not, I gave you two slaps to make you pretend, I only found out now that your heart is so bad, you know that because of your eyes, I haven't eaten for a few days, are you human. ”

Hearing this, before Lan Qin opened her mouth, Cui Yue next to her stared at her.

"Keep your mouth clean, otherwise you won't know who slapped whom."

Seeing Cui Yuewen's quiet little girl, Astragalus naturally didn't take her seriously.

"I'm talking to your master, what are you barking like a dog! Believe it or not, I'm going to hit the dog today. ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Cui Yue walked over and didn't give her a chance to react at all.

"Smack."

The two slaps made the astragalus eyes glow, and when she reacted, she immediately grabbed Cui Yue's hair with her throat.

"Okay, you stinky bitch, you dare to hit me, I have to tear your face today, look at your fox look."

Before she could catch Cui Yue, she pushed out the door with her backhand, "Don't come here to talk crookedly, it's better to look in the mirror more when you have this time, don't come to us to beg for a beating." ”

After speaking, Cui Yue closed the door.

How can a woman have so much strength and push herself out casually, is she really a bodyguard.

But she had just been slapped twice, which made her figure it out.

The unwilling Astragalus was unwilling to leave, so she kept knocking on Lan Qin's door to let her out.

"Get out of here! It's all a bunch of shameless sluts...... Come out! Get out of here, it's useless to hide inside, I won't let you go. ”

As soon as he was halfway through the conversation, the director came over, and it happened that he wanted to communicate with Lan Qin about the script, so he saw this scene.

Seeing her noisy and noisy at the door, my head felt big.

This astragalus is endless, why is it noisy every day, this is simply the living ancestor of the crew.

"What are you doing? What are you arguing in someone's separate lounge, is it because I have assigned you too few tasks to give you the leisure to disturb others here. ”

The director looked at the astragalus with a frown.

At this time, I regretted infinitely in my heart, why did I ask Astragalus to play the second female.

As a result, when Huang Qi saw that the director was coming, he said even more exaggeratedly, "Lan Qin instigated the assistant next to her to beat me in the face, look at what my face has been beaten by them!" ”

Who knows, the director blew up after taking a look.