Red Cloud Chapter Section 9: Courtship rules for straight men
Da Hei is different from the straightforward and cheerful temperament in the past, recently he has been very distressed about that matter, walking back and forth around his nest, as if pondering some new tricks, he grabbed a big black line snake that he had just killed, and carefully placed it on a plate made of flowers and plants, the corpse of the black line snake was finely rolled into a ball, the snake head was pestled in the middle, and was barely made up by the big black, Da Hei looked left and right, and felt that something was wrong, went up and grabbed the snake head and bit it off, pinched the snake head in the claws, He said to himself: "I heard that girls don't like to eat heads, do you think I helped her deal with it first, can she feel my heart?" ”
The head of the snake was already dead, and he couldn't die anymore, looking at him with a pair of blackened eyes.
Da Hei said to himself again: "You said that my physique and body hair are not sexy, will Sister Bai like me, you can give an opinion." If you don't speak, I'll assume that I agree with me, too, I'm the most attractive mink in the area, how could she not like me. ”
Da Hei kept shaking the head of the black snake, talking to himself to cheer himself up, and after being narcissistic for a while, he was finally full of confidence, and swallowed the snake's head in one bite, "You don't understand so much, let's reincarnate early, oh, yes, mint, yes, yes." ”
On the edge of a mint grass not far from the nest, he rubbed and rubbed, and chewed a few leaves in his mouth, until his body was full of strong mint aroma, and then he was satisfied with the draft plate in his mouth and went to Sister Bai again.
Da Hei quietly touched Sister Bai's residence, Sister Bai was lying in her nest, squinting her eyes and sleeping, her long fluffy tail was gently curling, Da Hei put down the plate, and looked at Sister Bai's tail with admiration, as if she was fascinated, at this moment Sister Bai was having a good dream, and suddenly a strong mint smell disturbed her, and she turned over violently, thinking that there was an enemy, and then looked at it, it was this idiot again, I don't know what kind of moth he wants to do this time.
"I didn't bother you." •Yes
"Are you hungry or not, do you want some snake meat, it's very fresh, you see I have bitten it off." •Forehead~~~•
"It's a nice day, your tail is so thick." • I couldn't listen to it at all, and began to issue an eviction order.
"Oh, do you want to keep that snake?" Daikoku said diligently
"Take it."
"You told me yesterday that you love to eat this, and you asked me to prepare it for you." Da Hei was a little aggrieved.
Sister Bai immediately understood that it must be Liu Yuexi's bastard. Seeing that Da Hei was still not leaving, he was even more bored, "Why don't you leave." ”
"Me"
"If you have something to say, say it." Sister Bai especially doesn't like to swallow and spit out.
Dahei plucked up his courage, "Can the beautiful woman not be like this, and be enthusiastic about me for a while, seducing me. For a while, it was cold like an iceberg, completely ignoring me. I can't stand you being so flirtatious. ”
I'm flirting with you and seducing you, Sister Bai was very angry when she heard it, it must be a good thing done by Liu Yuexi, a bastard, occupying other people's bodies, how can I get rid of him, it's really distressing to Mink. The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and the more annoying I was when I looked at the black ball in front of my eyes, and said loudly: "That's how I am, anyway, the two of us have nothing to do with each other, you care about me." ”
"I like you."
"Cut. What do you like about me. ”
"I like your tall size, white hair, and the way you look when you fight, you're so handsome, I'm not very good at talking, you know, we snake eaters can only find one mate for the rest of our lives, I like you, I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Your ass is so big, you must be able to give birth to a lot of little pups. I'm done, just fight if you want to, anyway, I'm telling the truth. "The big black gall is fat, and after saying so much, I regret it a little, and I cover my head with my front paws, looking like I have realized it.
After a long time, Sister Bai didn't react, and Da Hei thought she was going to be rejected again. Silently took the draft plate in his mouth, and this time failed again. "This snake meat looks pretty fresh." Sister Bai rarely softened.
Dahei was in ecstasy and put down the straw plate, "yes, yes." ”
"You really want to live with me for the rest of your life, I'm so ugly." Sister Bai asked timidly.
Da Hei came over and said very old-fashionedly: "You are the most beautiful mink I have ever seen, and I am willing to be with you for the rest of my life." ”
"Then, bring that pretty straw pan."
Da Hei didn't expect that the sometimes cold Sister Bai would be so easy to follow, and if she knew it, she would have said it earlier, and it took a lot of effort, but since she had moved the other party, Da Hei was not willing to think about it, and she stupidly hung the plate next to Sister Bai, the two minks shared the same food, and the black and white two fluffy tails were entangled together.
"Last question, is Liu Yuexi a bastard." Sister Bai asked viciously.
Da Hei didn't know the truth between Sister Bai and Liu Yuexi, "Who is Liu Yuexi, she must be a bastard when she hears the name." ”
Sister Bai meowed for no reason, rubbed Da Hei with her head, Da Hei was soft and soft, and she was reluctant to stand up again.
In the camp, Liu Yuexi sneezed a few times for no reason, he walked out of the barracks, everyone was busy, today was a special day, everyone was busy reinforcing the camp, and even a few laborers who had been guarding the fir forest for a long time came back, without him, tonight was the scarlet moon.
There are two moons on the Cuifang Star, one is the common prime moon, and the other is the upcoming crimson moon, the trajectory of the crimson moon is very peculiar, and it will appear once a year in the rainy season, but she is a symbol of bad omen, especially in the dark world, the night of the crimson moon is extremely dangerous, because a kind of life called the red ghost will crawl out from all directions to attack all living beings who dare to appear in front of them, unless there is the protection of the enchantment tree, or simply hide on the tall trunk, otherwise it will be bound by the doom eater, The consequences were so severe that no one could tell where they came from or disappeared, they only appeared on the day of the Crimson Moon.
Yuexi chatted with the invited florist for a while, the recent rise of the red cloud is very good, it is close to fifteen meters high, under the careful care of countless funds and manpower, the enchantment tree has been able to initially provide some basic shelter for the camp, the gardener reassures Yuexi, as long as he stays in the camp tonight, the red ghost will definitely not get too close to the camp. However, Yuexi was still a little uneasy, he ordered someone to strengthen the fence, fill in the relatively large gaps, prepare a lot of torches, and send additional guards several times higher than usual to strengthen the vigilance.
At the end of the night, Yuexi stood on the wooden fence and watched the movement outside, the scarlet moon appeared in the night sky, the surface of the star body was full of pitholes visible to the naked eye, the residual red light was particularly terrifying on the ground, at this moment all the living creatures in the woodland were gone, particularly quiet, suddenly there were guards in the south to light the warning torch, indicating that there was a situation, and the atmosphere became tense.
Although red ghosts can also be seen on the edge of the dark world of Emerald Town, but the number is extremely limited, like the overwhelming red ghosts described in the notes, Yuexi and others have never seen it, Yuexi stared at the forest in the distance, first a terrible sound came, clicking, like sawing wood, the sound is getting louder and louder, and there is no regularity at all, full of chaos, this world-weary voice makes people unable to think, the main one appears, it is a red ghost, a large number of red ghosts, overwhelmingly swept over.
There is no fixed form, the round metal body is surrounded by a circle of black liquid substance, like a small tentacle constantly changing to drive the red ghost to move forward quickly, a hare that did not come and hid was bound to be desperate by the red ghost, it ran desperately, but where can it compare to the speed of the red ghost, a huge number of red ghosts slapped over the head of the hare like a black wave, smashed on the ground, scattered into a lot of red ghosts, but the poor rabbit was completely gone, not even a bone was left, this is terrible, Seeing the red ghost sweeping in the direction of the camp, Yuexi's heart raised his throat, this scale, whether the wooden fence of the camp can withstand it, whether the enchantment tree is really as divine as the gardener said, everything is still unknown, Yuexi subconsciously held the wooden fence with his hand, and all he could do at this moment was to witness the result.
The red ghosts were overwhelming, easily crossing the trenches, and because there were so many of them, they were like red waves crashing against the wooden fence, and the wooden fences under pressure crackled, and they didn't know if they could hold it. Yuexi can clearly feel the malice of chaos and destruction represented by the red ghosts, his spirit is like being trampled and squeezed by countless red ghosts, very painful, the violent nausea stirs his stomach, he wants to vomit, but he can't vomit, he holds on to prevent himself from falling, it is too uncomfortable, as if everything is vibrating and spinning, and the convenient perception ability that has brought convenience in the past has brought unexpected danger to Yuexi.
Yuexi unconsciously entered the state of psionic visualization, in his spiritual world, countless red ghosts poured from all directions, Yuexi stood under the gene vine tree in horror, he wanted to drive away these red ghosts, but it was all in vain, the red ghosts were stained all over his body, and the entire genetic vine tree was climbed, Yuexi couldn't even use the strength to struggle, he could only watch himself being overwhelmed by the red ghosts, was it over? No, everything is frozen, the black juice fades and can no longer be seen, there is light everywhere, it is fragrant, it is the fragrance of flowers, drops, ripples in the heart lake, a vigorous vitality comes out from the bottom of the heart, like a young shoot out of the ground, the mountain spring flows through the dry river, the consciousness of the moon's breath leaves the body, a tall barrier is erected between heaven and earth, it is impossible to estimate his height, the roots of the tree are densely packed with buildings, the trees are full of gorgeous red rhododendrons, the birds are singing, the picture begins to progress rapidly, the moon can only see a little bit of it, A huge boat, a ball of light, a strange woman, Xue Ning, how is it blood, a sharp blade waved towards Yuexi, Yuexi subconsciously wanted to block it, the picture changed again, it was Ziyue, why did the monkey hug her, damn, high in the clouds, Yuexi lay helplessly on the ground, the scepter in his hand was broken into two, damn, damn, give me death, a huge two-headed snake spewed the flames of destruction。。。。。
"Brother Yue, Brother Yue, wake up, Brother Yue." Yuexi opened his eyes, and all the brothers surrounded him, it turned out to be a dream.
Yuexi got up and told everyone that he was okay, Ah Yong pointed to the enchantment tree, "Brother Yue, look at our enchantment tree, it seems to have a reaction." Indeed, at this moment, the enchantment tree is flashing green light, everyone doesn't understand what's going on, the old gardener ran over excitedly, "Quick, who is it, and the enchantment tree resonates, good thing, hurry, go find a way to contact the enchantment tree, damn, I don't know how to get it, who is the communication successfully, say, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." “
Everyone was overwhelmed by what he said, so they had to look at Yuexi together, Yuexi estimated that it had something to do with the dream just now, and took a look at it when they entered the vine tree space, and sure enough, in addition to Sister Bai, a rhododendron tree also appeared in Yuexi's spiritual space.
Yuexi withdrew, and probably told the old gardener about the experience just now, and the old gardener didn't understand it very well, but said: "Congratulations to Lord Liu, you should have an induction with the enchantment tree, otherwise he will not shelter you at the spiritual level, which is very conducive to the communication and use of the enchantment tree in the future, and probably can also control some of the abilities of the enchantment tree, these belong to the domain of the magister, too high-end, I don't understand." The old gardener couldn't close his mouth with a smile, he didn't know the specific use and method, he only knew that such good things rarely happened, and the specific effect still needed Yue Xi to go to the Hunter Association or the Holy Light Academy to inquire.