152 Chinese New Year farce

Covering Lan Guqing's hand, he comforted in a low voice: "Don't be discouraged, I believe that the heavens will not be ruthless, and your fate will definitely come." ”

With a self-deprecating smile, he replied to Qu Ningjiao: "If fate is not him, what's the use of coming." ”

Turning his head to look at Mu Chen, he is indeed very attractive, he is the dream lover of many girls, falling in love with such a person is destined to bear more than others, comforting Lan Guqing and said: "It's okay, maybe you will meet just right when you meet one day." ”

"Maybe, I hope Elder Yue didn't make a mistake with my red line?"

"No, you are such a kind girl, Yue Lao will definitely give you a satisfactory Langjun."

Mu Xiaoyu and Li Mingqi came over, followed by a group of boys, Mu Xiaoyu clenched his fists and threatened: "The private topic of the four of us, if anyone dares to come over, I will beat him." ”

Naturally, no man will be afraid of her threat, thinking that even if he does it, this girl's immature fist will only increase their hormone secretion, maybe they can take the opportunity to rub oil and eat tofu, so they boldly walked over, the most unlucky is always the one in front, knelt in front of Mu Xiaoyu with a miserable scream, struggled a few times and didn't stand up, a few friends behind him helped him up, and a group of people knew that there was no play, so they turned around and left.

The screams also attracted Mu Chen's attention, and when a group of girls turned around again, they found that Prince Charming was missing, and they couldn't look around, so they had to come over and ask Mu Xiaoyu a few people, and when they heard others ask about his brother's whereabouts, Mu Xiaoyu replied nervously: "We have always been four people, and it feels strange just now to see what you are talking about in a circle, and now it seems ......." ”

Before the words fell, the other three people wrapped their clothes tightly and made a frightened look, Lan Guqing said: "Captain, why don't we go back to the camp, it's so scary here." ”

Naturally, the girls did not believe their nonsense, and one of them said very proudly, "Come on, if there were ghosts, you wouldn't want to go back to the camp alone." ”

Li Mingqi just wanted to speak, but Mu Xiaoyu signaled him not to speak, and replied to the girl: "How can there be a ghost, the boy just now may just be in a hurry, and we will go back to sleep when we are sleepy." ”

Everyone thought that Mu Chen must have gone back, although it was obvious to dodge, but at this time, he had to take the initiative to fish the golden beetle son-in-law home, so he said: "Everyone is friends when they meet, let's go to your camp to have fun." ”

Knowing what these people think, and knowing that it is useless to refuse, they agreed.

When they came to the camp of Mu Xiaoyu and several people, they found no trace of Mu Chen, and some people pointed out that their camp only had two tents.

Fear struck instantly, Mu Xiaoyu struck while the iron was hot, took out the copper coins and distributed them to the three teammates, and said to the other group of people: "If you finish reading, please go back."

At this time, no one dared to leave, and one of the girls asked, "Why do you have these things with you?"

"My master is a Taoist priest, and he gave me this before he came, but I didn't expect to really meet it." When Mu Xiaoyu answered, there was horror and smugness in his eyes, which made people believe that what he said was true.

The men took a long breath as if they saw hope, and one of the boys said, "For safety, we will gather together tonight, and the boys will take turns keeping vigil."

The four of them shook their heads and refused, and Mu Xiaoyu spoke: "You want to get together casually, but this camp is not welcome."

The crowd exploded and asked, "Why?"

"I heard the master say that this kind of thing also pays attention to a fate, since we can't see it, it means that it has nothing to do with me, and I don't want to blindly participate in it, in a word, whose fate is to hug."

"He was sitting next to you just now while you were eating, and I wonder why he didn't say a word!" A boy who delivered beef said.

The four of them swallowed, pretended to be frightened, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, we won't be fooled."

The others said it was true, but the four just didn't believe it and ordered them to leave immediately.

At this time, there is definitely no way to live if you leave, there is still a glimmer of life to stay, everyone is a liar, whether you agree or not, you just don't leave anyway!

Seeing such a situation, Mu Xiaoyu motioned to a few other people to bring their weapons, aimed at the group of people opposite and said: "Actually, it's useless for you to stay here, because our ability is only enough to protect ourselves, if we want everyone to be safe, the only way is to be safe and sound, the only way is the blood of the spirit fox or the blood of the black dog, there are no of these two, I advise everyone to go back and clean up, in case it is really unavoidable, at least decent."

"You are an apprentice of a master, there must be a way." One of the boys said.

A group of people agreed, asking her to come to the rescue, and the other three people got together and pretended to discuss, suppressed the feeling of wanting to laugh, turned around and said, "I can't help, please leave immediately."

Hearing such an answer, a group of people almost collapsed, wanting to step forward and pray, but they were worried that the weapons in the hands of the four people would be merciless, so they could only stand in place and cry and shout.

It's really stupid to look at this group of people, since they all recognize their brothers, why can't they recognize the two big names Mu Xiaoyu and Li Mingqi!

Really impatient to listen, Mu Xiaoyu turned around and took out a bag from his backpack and threw it over and said, "This is cinnabar, if there are any of you who retain virginity, congratulations on your luck, take the blood of your middle finger and stir it, point it on your eyebrows and chest, and then go back and lie in the tent, cover your mouth and nose when you see something abnormal, don't let the breath attract them, at least you can save your life tonight." ”

A few boys and girls immediately took the cinnabar, and the rest of the people asked them to squeeze out a little more to share, Mu Xiaoyu stopped: "This method only works for those who maintain virginity, and your popularity is too heavy to hide."

The hope that was finally ignited was extinguished by Mu Xiaoyu in a heavy rain, and he couldn't even find any traces of the burning, so he could only continue to ask for help, Mu Xiaoyu spoke: "The mountain spirit forest monster can't eat a lot of people in one night, the gossip array is clothed, the boys are on the periphery, everyone is thundering, the girls are 100% safe, boys, I wish you good luck, or you can save your lives, those who live must be strong and healthy."

A group of people continued to ask for help, but Mu Xiaoyu angrily refused: "Let's go, I can only help you so much."

Still unwilling to leave, Mu Xiaoyu pulled the trigger, and the short arrow flew over with a sound that cut through the air, cutting through the boy's face, and he didn't know where it landed.

He urged a crowd of people, "Next time, it will penetrate your neck."

There was no doubt that Mu Xiaoyu would shoot them, and a group of people could only leave with hatred.

The bonfire was still burning, but the crowd was no longer noisy, everyone was silent, and finally someone couldn't help but speak: "The girl just said, the gossip array, everyone is thundering, and the boy is on the periphery, just do as she says."

In the face of death, love and demeanor are worthless, the former mountain alliance and sea oath turned into smoke, and the gentlemanly demeanor just now disappeared, and many boys objected: "You are safe, but our lives are worried!"

The girl's chance of survival lies in the boy, and she argues with the boy: "We are girls, what's wrong with you protecting the girl?"

"When have you ever divided men and women in front of death, and you don't know each other very well, why should you exchange yourself for you?"

Some people keep proposing solutions, such as if the boy dies, and the girl needs to go to the man's house as a girlfriend to report the funeral, and take care of the parents' life, or sacrifice herself in exchange for the boy's protection, but either way, the final outcome is not feasible.

The discussion failed, and those with boyfriends got together, sat down, and beckoned their boyfriends to come over and sit on the periphery, but unfortunately, few boys were willing to exchange themselves for girlfriends.

In the past, the few people who sat down called their girlfriends aside, kept a general distance and surrounded them in the middle, not caring about how others argued, and at this time, they were not able to care about others.

And those who kept their virgins were the luckiest in the crowd, because according to what Mu Xiaoyu just said, they were 100% safe tonight, and they each went back to their tents and covered their bodies in their sleeping bags.

The girls sitting in the middle wept silently and repeatedly promised their boyfriends that no matter what the future holds, they would treat his parents as if they were their own.

Seeing this group of people arguing incessantly, Mu Chen gnawed on the chicken leg and asked, "Are we going too far?"

The other four shook their heads, and Lan Guqing said: "Look at these people, one by one, they are selfish, they are simply moths in society, and the lesson of this time makes lovers cherish it even more, and it is a good deed."

Of course, that's what she said, but her careful thinking, several people understood.

"That's right, but I think it's a pity to end like this, these people are quite financially able, and you say how much money they are willing to pay for their lives?" Mu Xiaoyu asked.

Mu Chen picked up the rabbit and tore it open, and handed her the leg: "The heat is not enough, eat enough and then go over, and it will be no problem to slaughter them until they only have underwear."

It seemed that the elder brother must have great wisdom, and hurriedly asked, "What is the clever plan, let's hear it."

I took off the crossbow arrow and handed it to Mu Xiaoyu and said, "See, there is a seal inscription engraved on it, this kind of arrow is called a ghost pattern arrow, from Miao Jiang, it is said that it is used to kill demons and demons, you take six arrows and eighty-one copper coins that were bought yesterday, each arrow is about 100,000, and the copper money is about 50,000."

"There are twenty-six people over there, and that's more than four million in income." Qu Ningjiao was amazed, she never thought it would be so easy to make money.

"What if the other party is not fooled?" Mu Xiaoyu asked.

"You need me to help you with this, and make sure they are obedient." Li Mingqi told Mu Xiaoyu very confidently.

Hearing such a thing, Lan Guqing panicked, and hurriedly stopped, "The three of you don't lack these four million, and your identity, once this matter is leaked, the impact will not be small." “

"Now in such a light, even if you take a photo, it will not be very clear, and there is no evidence who dares to say that I am Mu Xiaoyu."

"But it's illegal after all."

"There is a physical transaction between us, where is it illegal?"