Chapter 203: Poking
Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and Su Yuyan said: "I don't know this gentleman's name, we are negligent, please forgive me." ”
The old man's face was a little better when he heard what Su Yuyan said: "Have you ever heard of the jade cicada?" ”
"Are you Mr. Jade Cicada?" Su Yuyan was surprised.
Su Rongchang was also full of surprise, for the reputation of the jade cicada, anyone who has a little vision has heard of his name, there are many legends about him, some people say that he is more than a hundred years old, the dragon does not see the end, even the current majesty wants to ask him to be the imperial doctor, he refused, the doctor depends on fate and mood. If anyone can meet the jade cicada to regulate their body, it is difficult to find a thousand gold!
Su Rongchang is the most knowledgeable at the helm of the wind, and this will already show a flattering smile: "Mr. Yu, I'm really sorry, it's a contemptible person who doesn't know Mount Tai, don't you have the same knowledge as me!" ”
Although the jade cicada has gray hair and beard, there are no wrinkles on the face, and the complexion is definitely not comparable to that of young people, and everyone is naturally like seeing a living bodhisattva.
Seeing that Su Rongchang lowered his posture, he didn't squirm and get angry, but said: "I traveled to Xunzhen, purely because of your fate, so I will help you take a look, if you believe me, I will tell you about your physical condition, if you don't believe me, I will leave." ”
Who would drive a living bodhisattva away! That's a fool.
Although Xu was born in the countryside before, he has been in the upper circle for a long time, and naturally knows the name of the jade cicada.
The jade cicada can be said to be proficient in all pathologies. So she took the lead in asking, "Mr. Yu, see if I can be a little younger." ”
Jade Cicada glanced at Xu's family: "Although you look fat, but your body is very weak, no matter how much tonic you eat, you can't absorb it at all, you have gastrointestinal problems, resulting in breath is not fresh, so the face is sallow, if you want to look ruddy and young, first regulate the stomach and intestines, and drain the toxins in the stomach first!" ”
Although these words are quite embarrassing, who wants to hear people say to their faces that their tone is not fresh, but this is indeed what Xu is troubled by.
So she continued to ask, "Sir, how should I regulate my stomach!" ”
Jade Cicada directly took out a pill: "Eat, don't eat meat dishes for three days, only eat some light vegetables, make sure you are much better." ”
Xu took the pill and couldn't wait to eat it, after all, a woman's appearance is still very important, although she can't get her husband's favor, but she has a good complexion, and it is also a very face-saving thing in the noble lady circle.
As soon as Xu Shi ate it, his stomach reacted and ran to the toilet.
Su Rongchang couldn't care about face now, and asked the jade cicada for advice: "Old man, you see how my body bones should be maintained." ”
The jade cicada looked up and down at Su Rongchang, then checked his pulse, and finally shook his head and said, "You have a big problem." ”
Su Rongchang was extremely afraid of death, and when he heard the words of the jade cicada, he almost didn't break out in a cold sweat: "Old man, what's wrong with me, I feel like I can eat and drink!" ”
Jade Cicada touched his beard: "Don't be too sad, you won't die if you die, it's just that your body and bones are empty, and you can't have any more children, but I see that your age is the age of being a grandfather, and you can't reproduce anymore, it doesn't seem to matter much, it's just that!" You should also take it easy, after all, when you are older, some things are excessive, and it will be a drain on your energy. ”
Su Rongchang smiled: "Are you a real jade cicada!" Will I see a doctor, I'm strong! And my third room is a few months pregnant, and I will soon be a father again, I think you are afraid that you are not a god stick! ”
Jade Cicada smiled even more: "Does Sanfang's pregnancy have to be yours?" Anyway, your body and bones can't get pregnant anymore, and I also tell you that the reason why you can't get pregnant is that you have been given a child-killing drug, if you can get pregnant, I don't want the reputation of a jade cicada. ”
Xu Shi happened to come out of the latrine, and when he heard what the jade cicada said, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. She originally thought that that kind of thing, if Su Rongchang hadn't touched it behind her, it wouldn't be checked out, but she didn't think that this jade cicada would see it at once.
No, if Su Rongchang can't give birth, then what is Sanfang pregnant! Xu suddenly felt that this was good news! But her stomach rang again, and she had to run to the toilet again.
Su Rongchang's face was even more difficult to see, what the jade cicada just said was that any man couldn't stand it, and he said in public that he was infertile, and that his three-room pregnancy was not his species, so he couldn't bear it.
Seeing this, Su Yuyan went to play a round: "Old man, did you diagnose it wrong?" ”
Jade Chanzi glanced at Su Yuyan: "You dare to question my medical skills, I see that you have just given birth, and you have experienced dystocia!" Not like you. ”
Qiao Shi said: "Old man, the little girl has indeed just experienced childbirth, and it is extremely dangerous, I don't know if there is any way to regulate her body." ”
Jade Cicada said: "The blood loss caused by production, just eat more supplements." It's you, your face is pale, and your body is uncomfortable all year round! I'll give you a prescription when I get back. ”
Su Yuyan saw that this jade cicada was so powerful, and she could see at a glance that Su Yuyan had given birth, and she was weak-hearted, if she saw that she had not given birth, it would be over, so this time she was honest and quiet, sitting next to Gu Jiafu, and she didn't dare to breathe.
Gu Jiafu is a good face to watch the show, I originally thought that this dinner was boring, but I didn't expect it to be quite exciting.
After the jade cicada said these words, she was ready to leave. Where will Su Rongchang let him go, if he leaves like this, then his turtle bastard will not be decided, and so many people are listening! In the future, let him be a man. "You god, are you ready to leave when you're done talking nonsense? See if I don't expose your lies, you honestly, who made you lie to me like this. ”
Jade Chanzi was not in a hurry: "If you don't believe it, you can go to the town to find a well-known doctor to see if what I said is true, of course, you can not believe it, when I didn't say it." ”
Where can Su Rongchang still eat this meal, and glared at Su Yuyan angrily: "I really had a grudge with you in my previous life, you didn't give me any good things, and I was upset when I was with you." ”
Su Yuyan looked aggrieved: "Dad, my daughter is wronged!" My daughter kindly invited her father and second aunt to dinner, just to want the family to be harmonious, I didn't know that Mr. Yu was there, and I didn't know that my father's body was not good. ”
The people who ate melons before thought that Su Yuchang hated the Su family, but now it seems that Su Rongchang's heart is very biased! It's surprising that this can put the blame on his own daughter.
Su Rongchang couldn't wait to find a hole to get into now, and left in a trance.
As soon as he left, everyone naturally followed.
Su Yuyan followed all the way to the Su family to explain. But where did Su Rongchang listen, he just hated Su Yuyan to death now, and without her dinner, he would not be so embarrassed. He even thought in his heart, that dead old man was called by Su Yuyan to disgust him, thinking about how touching and considerate his third room was, how could he do something to make himself a turtle!
Su Rongchang's return was unexpected, Cui Shi and Xu Dacang were completely unaware, and it was not until there were footsteps in the courtyard that Cui Shi reacted. She could hear Su Rongchang's footsteps, and the footsteps from her fat body were always extremely harsh, so she pushed away Xu Dacang in surprise and hurriedly looked for clothes to wear.
And Xu Cannon was still unsatisfied, and he didn't react at all.
At this moment, Su Rongchang had already pushed open the door, and Su Yuchang and the others were also following behind! When Su Rongchang saw Cui Shi and Xu Cannon, he almost didn't come up in one breath, but Zhao Linxian supported him so that he wouldn't fall.
After all, such a large body, if it falls, the floor will also suffer, and it may crack.
Cui's reaction was quite fast, and he crawled to Su Rongchang's side, and Pear Blossom burst into tears: "Master, you can come back, the concubine is wronged and died, some people look at the concubine's body unpleasantly and frame the concubine!" The concubine was stunned, and when she woke up, she saw her uncle lying next to her. ”
Su Rongchang suddenly looked confused.
Xu Dacang also reacted at this time, and hurriedly said: "Yes, brother-in-law, this is someone who wants to provoke the relationship between our family!" I didn't even know how to be knocked unconscious and carried to the third lady's bed. ”
Su Yuyan is really an eye-opener! There are also two people who are so brazen, but since she has spent so much effort, she naturally won't let Cui's words fool her.
"Ah, the third aunt and uncle both said that they were framed, why are there still maids guarding outside!"
Su Rongchang glanced at the two maids in the yard, and when he just walked in, the two maids were sitting on the guardrail at the door, dozing off. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like being framed!
Cui Shi said: "It must be that the maids think that I am the only one sleeping inside, so they are guarding the door, master, the concubine is wronged, you have to be aware of everything!" Someone must not be able to tolerate the meat in my stomach. ”
It's okay not to talk about this, but when it comes to this, Su Rongchang's anger is even higher, men's suspicion is not weaker than that of women, not to mention what the famous Jade Cicada said.
Su Rongchang said angrily: "I'm so good to you, how can you treat me like this!" You honestly, whose child is this. ”
This will Xu Shi also finished, slowly returned home, heard that there was an accident in the third room, originally wanted to come to see the excitement, but when she saw Xu Cannon kneeling on the ground in rags, her brain buzzed.
"Cannon, what are you doing here!"
When Xu Dacang saw Xu's family, it was like seeing a life-saving straw, and he understood that his sister was still easy to coax: "Sister, you are finally back, someone wants to get rid of our second and third rooms, so they designed me and the third aunt!" You have to call the shots for us, don't let anyone kill two birds with one stone. ”