Qin Ran swore to the sky that after waking up from this dream, if Lu Wushuang didn't change the man, she would immediately break off her friendship!

"Qi Xiao, you will definitely have retribution, people like you should be thundered by the sky!"

The mouth is too addicted, but the body is still soaking in cold water, but the person above is still indifferent.

A gentleman can bend and stretch, not to mention that she is a woman, and she can completely practice finger wrapping.

So he told himself to endure the calm for a while, and then clean him up when he went up, and now he had to be soft in time: "Qi Xiao, you can do it, it's okay to pull me up first, I haven't eaten dinner yet, and I can't swim." ”

Qi Xiao's face did not change: "Why does this king think that you should have eaten a lot of gunpowder." ”

Otherwise, how could the smell of gunpowder be so strong?

Qin Ran only endured it for a second before he broke the gong: "What gunpowder, I obviously ate the atomic bomb!" ”

Qi Xiao was stunned: "What nonsense are you talking about?" The king did not understand. ”

Qin Ran chuckled: "Of course you don't understand an ancient person, why don't you do this, Brother Xiao, you pull my aunt and me first, and I'll explain to you after you go up?" ”

Qi Xiao raised his eyebrows: "What do you call this king?" ”

Qin Ran was stunned for a moment, and immediately changed his words: "Prince, I call you the prince, please ask the prince to take me on the boat." ”

"Don't pull." There is no room for negotiation at all.

Qin Ran was about to vomit blood again, gritting his teeth and holding back his anger: "Why are you like this, what good will it do you if I die?" ”

"Hmm......" Qi Xiao thought thoughtfully for a while, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised: "The biggest benefit is probably that the ears are quiet, right?" ”

Qin Ran: "......"

Explosion, please explode on the spot for me immediately!

Is it tolerable or intolerable?

In short, Qin Ran couldn't bear it anymore.

"Qi Xiao, you big bastard. I curse you for squatting on the toilet without toilet paper, drinking milk tea without a straw, eating watermelon is all watermelon seeds, and being cut in line forever! ”

She spoke more and more strangely, and Qi Xiao seemed to understand: "What does it mean to drink milk tea without a straw?" ”

"It's just that having a son doesn't mean **." Qin Ran chuckled: "But whether a person like you can have children is another matter, someone must be willing to marry you first!" ”

"Don't bother Miss Qin." Qi Xiao was full of confidence, "The woman who wants to marry me can line up at the city gate from here." ”

Qin Ran: "......" is really annoying!

But what he said is the truth, which makes it impossible to refute it at all.

"You think those people really like you and want to marry you, but all they fancy is your identity and status!" It was as if she was noble.

"Could it be that Miss Qin doesn't fancy the identity and status of this king?" Qi Xiao was punctured on the spot.

"Nonsense!" Qin Ran is still a little confident in this, "What I fancy is obviously your face, if you don't have this male protagonist's face, it is not uncommon for me to be sent to my aunt's bed for nothing!" ”

The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes.

If she doesn't rare him, he's rare?

Qi Xiao was speechless for a moment: "Since this is the case, then you can continue to soak in the water, this king will not be accompanied." ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked back into the house without looking back.

The rest of Qin Ran was left in the water: "......"

Qi Xiao, fuck your uncle!