Cheng Jie naturally wouldn't sit still, he had a peachwood sword in his hand, and his desire to survive made him instinctively swing the sword, trying to resist the danger ahead.

Who knows, as soon as the scarecrow approached, he suddenly retreated sharply, and there were words in his mouth: "Hey, what a smell, it smells so bad!" It's very familiar! ”

This disgusting and disgusting tone made Cheng Jie stop in place with an embarrassed face.

He, he, he, he......

Damn, he was so scared that he accidentally went incontinent!

And after the filth was pulled out, his stomach didn't hurt anymore, and his whole body felt comfortable, but his pants were ......

In short, it was embarrassing and humiliating, and I was almost stupidly crying by myself.

Fortunately, there is no one else here, otherwise Cheng Jie would rather faint on the spot and pretend not to know anything!

"Oh, I remember what it was!" The scarecrow bent his arm to cover his nose and retreated a few meters in disgust, "When I was still a scarecrow standing in the field, those aunts and uncles used these things as fertilizer and poured them around me. It's so sour, I still smell it, and I feel disgusting! ”

Cheng Jie let himself ignore the sticky and wet pants and the unpleasant smell emanating from his body, while trying to find the field:

"I just ate something that expired, so I just had diarrhea! You have the ability to come here, I'm not afraid of you! ”

Oh, it's not that Cheng Jie has commendable courage and sees death as home, but that he realizes that the scarecrow is afraid of this filth!

Inexplicably, he just dared to be sure that the scarecrow would not come!

Sure enough, when the scarecrow heard this, he was even more disgusted, and felt that the air around him was polluted by this person.

Just look at the new shiny straw on its body, and you can know that it is a scarecrow with a habit of cleanliness!

In the past, when I didn't become a sperm, I was exposed to the wind, sun and rain all day long, and no matter how dirty my body was, it smelled around, and I didn't know it, I didn't feel it.

But when it became a sperm, it began to feel unbearable when it looked at its dirty and tattered body.

Now you can choose, of course, it is to choose to be a clean, refreshing, and preferably fragrant scarecrow.

"To me, you're nothing but a stupid human being, and you really don't deserve to get my hands dirty!

However, if I have the chance, I will tell you all about the fact that you came to me to report and that you were scared of me and incontinent, hahaha! ”

The scarecrow turned around and said as he floated, "Interesting, really funny!" ”

Cheng Jie: "......"

Well, no matter what, thanks to that big bowl of moldy rice, it saved his life in a critical moment!

In the hidden creek, Cheng Jie stood in the water, rubbing his pants vigorously while thinking about what to do next.

Master is right, the monster's words are really not credible!

Look at him as an example, when he released the scarecrow, not only did he not get any return from it, but he was almost avenged by it and took his life!

He finally knew this time that he must not be too greedy as a man, and he must not always think of taking shortcuts to achieve success, otherwise, he will fall badly.

Thinking about it, Cheng Jie's gaze gradually became hateful.

He swore that in the future, he would work harder to learn Maoshan Technique from Master and destroy all the monsters in this world!

When night fell, Cheng Jie returned to his residence.

"Apprentice, why are your pants wet?" When the Qingfu Daoist saw him, he asked suspiciously.