"Come, fat and stupid, follow my sister's learning, bend your knees slightly... Raise your right hand like a chicken claw... Then turn your elbows to the rhythm... Twist your little waist again..."Outside the pigsty, Yu Qiqi twisted and swayed his spirit. Live posture, on-site teaching jumping posture.

The fat fool in the east of the village is the eldest son of the old Wang family, who burned out his brain due to a serious illness in his childhood, resulting in the IQ of only five years old at the age of twenty now. But I have to say that although he is a little stupid, he is the most cooperative with Yu Qiqi in this village!

No, Yu Qiqi has a new posture, which can make the fat silly smile from ear to ear. Short and fat, he hurriedly learned Yu Qiqi's movements, and he really looked good~

"Fat stupid! You're amazing! Sister loves you so much! Yu Qiqi clapped his hands and stomped his feet with great satisfaction, patted his fat and stupid shoulder with a smile, and said, "Wait!" Sister beats you up! ”

When the words fell, Yu Qiqi rolled up his sleeves, turned around and exhaled, jumped into the pigsty, and snatched the two food bowls under the pig's mouth with lightning speed! The wind jumped out of the pigsty, and then triumphantly turned back and raised an eyebrow at the pigs.

"Fat stupid! You ready?! "If it weren't for the new food bowl today, she wouldn't be so ruthless.

Yu Qiqi temporarily borrowed the hay from the sheepfold next door and sat on the ground, only to see a tile in front of her, two food bowls, and a small wooden stick in her hand.

When the fat fool saw this posture, he was excited, skillfully made his moves, nodded and smiled at Yu Qiqi like pounding garlic: "Sister, I'm ready!" ”

Suddenly, Yu Qiqi moved her tongue and cheeks slightly, and in the next second, some kind of dynamic melody magically emitted from her mouth!

Immediately after, Yu Qiqi's fingers were cool and smart. Spin up the stick alive in the mouth. With the cooperation of skills, start to knock on the furnishings in front of you!

Knock Boom! Knock Boom! Knock knock! Da-da-da-da!

It's simple but so rhythmic that you can't help but want to move to the music! The fat fool took the warm-up foundation he had learned by Yu Qiqi's side before, and slowly kept up with her rhythm, and soon, with the new posture of Yu Qiqi's teaching, he shook it happily~

"Haha! Playful! Yo yo yo yo ~ yes yes yes ~ "These fat and stupid particles, naturally, are also learned from Yu Qiqi.

The two of them writhed happily and carried away, as if the whole world was theirs, fire. The heat was even stirring up for a few pigs in the pigsty behind them, and their snorts seemed to match their rhythm.

"Yu Qiqi ——!"

However, happiness was so short-lived, and when a pore scream came from the front, Yu Qiqi and Fat Silly both subconsciously shivered twice.

Aunt Yu held her rolling pin high, her eyes were like knives, and she stared at Yu Qiqi and rushed straight at her.

Yu Qiqi jumped up in fright in an instant, and hurriedly hid behind the fat fool, "Wow! Fat fool save me! ”

"Bullying fat stupid again! Stinky girl, you roll over to the old lady! If the old lady doesn't kill you today, I'm sorry for the old king! Aunt Yu pointed at Yu Qiqi with a rolling pin in one hand, and with one hand on her waist, her face was like a thunderous man, and her voice was full of momentum and extremely scary.

"Auntie! Who said I had bullied the fat stupid! Ask yourself the fat fool, didn't you have a lot of fun with me! Yu Qiqi pouted, unconvinced, with a fat fool in front of him, he had the courage to bump into Aunt Yu.

"Uh-huh! Aunt Yu, my sister didn't bully the fat stupid, the fat stupid likes to play with my sister! Fat, stupid and cute, with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, echoed Yu Qiqi's words.

Aunt Yu's eyes widened, she was so angry that she shouted: "The stinky girl will coax the fat and stupid!" The old lady asked you to feed the pigs, you are good, the pigs are not fed? Take out the pot where the pig eats and knock it again! Knock what knock! Believe it or not, the old lady knocked you on the head! ”

"The pigs are full, and it's useless to put them in the pot... How about taking it out and playing with it..."In fact, when he said this, Yu Qiqi himself began to feel a little embarrassed.

But! Not admitting mistakes is her bottom line! I don't recognize it!

"And what about the hay your sheep eat?! The old lady is a fart for you. Shares under the shares?! ”

"Sheep... Sheep have to be hot to eat, too! I, I, I... I don't give the sheep hay to sit hot... It's a good eater! "Strong words, Yu Qiqi recognizes the second, and no one dares to recognize the first.

"Heh, Yu Qiqi, it seems that you really want to die!" It's a pity that these are all strong words and bullshit for Yu Qiqi's aunt.

My aunt wants to teach her niece a lesson, and that's not a matter of minutes......

I saw that Aunt Yu showed no mercy, relying on the strength of many years of work, she pushed away the second fool, and in the next second, she suddenly grabbed Yu Qiqi's ears!

"It hurts, it hurts! Aunt! I'm wrong, I can't do it! In the face of force, Yu Qiqi chose to give up the bottom line.

"Mother, go back and clean you up! Walk! ”

"Woo... Fat stupid... Waiting for my sister! Sister will take you to play next time! ”

"Sister! Fat silly waiting for you! ”

——*——

Yu Qiqi was caught by his aunt, and he was really locked in the house and beaten with a broom.

"Woo... Auntie, I was wrong~ Stop fighting~ Spanking again. The stock will bloom~" Yu Qiqi squatted on the ground, pulling Aunt Yu's sleeve aggrievedly, his eyes blinking hard to get out of the fog, pretending to be pitiful.

Such a drama, I don't know how many times it has been staged, Aunt Yu has a knife mouth and a tofu heart, but she doesn't really want to beat her niece ruthlessly. It's just that after falling down the hillside that day, her niece seemed to be a different person, doing incomprehensible things all day long, but she had to take care of this niece every day, and she was often half angry to death, not beaten, and not remembered for a long time.

"I'm tired of my mother!" Aunt Yu is old, and she will pant for breath after a long time of activity, she threw away the broom, pulled open the sleeve that Yu Qiqi was pulling, and then pointed at her to warn, "Yu Qiqi, you knock things messily again, and make strange noises in your mouth, believe it or not, the old lady really married you casually!" I really don't care about you! ”

"Don't, auntie! Qiqi is reluctant to let you go~" Yu Qiqi looked cheap, winked at Aunt Yu, and said coquettishly: "Qiqi wants to stay by his aunt's side for the rest of his life~"

"You can pull it! Just your mouth, who believes it?! Aunt Yu rolled her eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense with Yu Qiqi, and walked to the cupboard to get the dishes and chopsticks.

Yu Qiqi was quick-eyed, took the dishes and chopsticks diligently, and served food to his aunt flatteringly, while smiling.

On the table, Aunt Yu ate absent-mindedly, staring at Yu Qiqi all the time, not knowing what to think.

Feeling the strange gaze from the person in front of him, Yu Qiqi felt uncomfortable, sandwiched a piece of scrambled eggs into Aunt Yu's bowl, and asked, "Auntie, eat, see what I do......"

"Qiqi, tell your aunt the truth, did you fall down the mountain that day, did you feel uncomfortable all the time? Don't be afraid... If you are really injured, my aunt will have the money to find you a doctor. Aunt Yu frowned, looking worried.