Teacher Li hit him again: "Thirty-two years old is still very young. ”

Shi Youliang immediately nodded: "Yes, yes, it's still a young and energetic beautiful girl, and it's just twice as big as me, anyway, I will never think that a woman twice as old as me is an 'old woman'." ”

He said the word 'old woman' very seriously, and then he was attacked by Mr. Li.

Mu Sen hid behind Shi Youliang and escaped Teacher Li's violent teaching.

Teacher Li reprimanded Shi Youliang and Mu Sen: "You two are becoming more and more unruly, and you dare to make fun of the teacher." Do you know that a man who discusses a woman's age will go to hell with his tongue plucked? ”

"Who said that?"

"Me."

"You said that you want to be able to count, and you will marry early." Shi Youliang muttered quietly, and then there was no doubt that the picture book in Mr. Li's hand entertained him again.

Mu Sen said: "But Mr. Li, you are so good-looking, why haven't you gotten married yet?" There should be a lot of people who pursue it. Mu Sen looked at Teacher Li evilly: "Could it be that you are waiting for Shi Youliang to grow up and marry you?" ”

Shi Youliang answered: "I think she may not like men." ”

Mu Sen said: "It's impossible, if that's the case, she will also have a girlfriend, but I thought about it carefully, it seems that although there are many female teachers who have a good relationship with her, they have not yet developed to the point of 'girlfriend'." ”

Shi Youliang said: "Maybe it's to avoid suspicion, so I deliberately didn't get too close." ”

Mu Sen nodded very seriously, and immediately said, "It shouldn't be, the last time I went to her house, it wouldn't be wrong for the apartment to be a one-man apartment." ”

Shi Youliang looked at Mu Sen in surprise: "What, you actually peeked." ”

Mu Sen rolled his eyes: "How is it possible." I mean there's only one man's shoe. Mu Sen said: "And the house is very messy, and it is not at all obvious that it is the residence of a beautiful woman, but it looks like the residence of a greasy uncle." ”

The two of them discussed unscrupulously like this, and Teacher Li glared at him and asked Mu Sen: "Do you mean that there is no femininity in this girl's residence?" ”

Mu Sen said: "The furniture is gray coarse cloth, the type that girls don't usually use, there is no trace of cooking in the kitchen, which means that there is no cooking, and the trash can is full of fast food boxes, and it should have accumulated for several days." There are no curtains in the living room, and there is dust in the bathtub, which means that you haven't taken a bath for a long time. To sum up all of the above, you would say that there is a girly smell there. ”

Seeing that Mr. Li had raised the picture book, Mu Sen hurriedly pulled Shi Youyou over to the front to block it.

Shi Liang didn't want to be beaten, so he quickly dodged away.

Mu Sen once again stimulated Teacher Li: "Although a thirty-two-year-old woman is no longer close to a girl, and she has a long distance from a girl, but, judging from your residence, you have no consciousness as a woman at all, so it is not for nothing that you can't get married." ”

Teacher Li stared at Mu Sen: "Boy, do you know, your class has a physical education class every week, do you know what this means?" That means you're going to have forty-five points a week. I think it will help you a lot in your career and in the future, and you must feel the same way. ”

Shi Youliang immediately stood on Teacher Li's side and echoed: "Teacher, you are right, Mu Sen just owes a lesson. ”

Teacher Li showed a good-looking smile at Shi You: "Well, Shi Youliang is still sensible, since you are so sensible, I decided to treat you preferentially and let you run for forty-four minutes and fifty seconds every week." ”

Mu Sen and Shi Youliang immediately stood in front of Teacher Li and respectfully: "Teacher, we know it's wrong." ”

Teacher Li said: "It's too late, even if you apologize now, I will never forgive you, you two are ready to face the hell of death in the next time." ”

There was still a deep fear of the three years of junior high school, Shi Youliang and Mu Sen immediately flattered Teacher Li: "Teacher Li, you are laughing, look at you, you look at you, how can the eyes of good-looking people be bad." ”

"That's it, how can a good teacher like Mr. Li trouble students because he is in a bad mood."

The attitudes of the two of them changed so quickly, and Teacher Li had long been used to it, and said with a smile: "You two are right, I can't physically punish students." ”

Shi Youliang and Mu Sen nodded vigorously, and Teacher Li asked them: "You are okay after you two go to high school, although I heard that you are still known as a genius, but I am not in the high school, so I don't know much about the affairs of the high school." ”

Teacher Li had already put away his joking smiles, and Shi Youliang and Mu Sen also replied seriously: "Fortunately, it doesn't seem to be any different from junior high school." ”

Teacher Li said: "That's good, I've been teaching for almost ten years, and it's the first time I've met a student like you, and I'm afraid I won't meet you, and I really feel a little reluctant to think that I won't see you again after two and a half years." After all, there are very few students who make friends with their teachers. ”

Hearing her say this, Shi Youliang and Mu Sen felt a little embarrassed, and said to Teacher Li: "Whatever you say, everyone is in this city, and you can still get together often when you have nothing to do." ”

Teacher Li said: "Well, after graduation, remember to come back often to meet with the teacher, at that time you two are already adults, it is really good to be able to drink and have fun with you." ”

After Mr. Li said this, he immediately said, "But then again, although the teacher can't punish the student, it is natural for a friend to trouble a friend to find a friend, isn't there a saying that 'a friend is used to make trouble'." ”

Mu Sen and Youyou were stunned, and Shi Youliang said: "It's not a teacher, you spared such a big circle, just to spoof the two of me, I can't accept it." ”

Teacher Li smiled and said, "What do you say, is the teacher that kind of person?" ”

didn't give Shi Youliang and Mu Sen time to talk, Teacher Li looked at Shi Youyou: "'Friends are used to make trouble', Shi You'll remember that you said this, how can you bite your tongue." ”

Mu Sen immediately shirked: "Teacher Li, this has nothing to do with me, it's okay if you trouble him." No, it's best for me to trouble him together. ”

Teacher Li said: "How can this be, Mu Sen, you are a good brother at the time, you are blessed and enjoy hardships together, how can you abandon him, you have to have manliness and stick a knife in the ribs for your friends." ”

Mu Sen and Shi Youyou were stunned and speechless in surprise.

This teacher's eloquence is also too good.

How do you describe it, by the way, the words are beady, and the mouth is like beads. ’

said that she taught physical education, and Shi Youliang preferred to believe that she taught Chinese.

No, even a Chinese teacher would not have such good eloquence.

She's like a professional debater, like a conspirator.

Shi Youliang and Mu Sen were both pulled into the trap she had designed.

This is called a trap called a friend, so that Shi Youliang and Mu Sen can't jump out for the time being.

Shi Youliang exhaled and confessed: "Teacher Li, is it my delusion?" I remember you didn't say that before, I haven't seen you for a year, it's like two people. ”

Teacher Li said, "It's all the credit of the two of you, who said that?" I said that I was very good at teaching, and then many parents asked me to make up lessons for their children, and after coming and going, I learned. ”

Shi Youliang immediately had a bad thought: "Then I transferred a lot of money, what, I have a set of favorite books recently, teacher, look at it." ”

The picture book in Mr. Li's hand smashed on his head again: "The school makes up classes, it's free, the key is that I teach physical education, but I don't want to give them tutors in mathematics, physics and chemistry, foreign languages, etc., in order to cultivate the next generation, I just don't know how many nights." I haven't settled accounts with you yet. ”

Shi Youliang and Mu Sen couldn't help but laugh. Laughing unscrupulously, one can even say that laughing exaggeratedly.

This incident was probably a misunderstanding at that time. After the start of the sport, someone asked Shi Youyou, "How did you learn?" Shi Youliang felt that the explanation was too troublesome, so he replied to him: "The teacher still teaches well." ”

There was a parent next to him, and then a parent asked him, "Who is your teacher?" Because the playground was full of physical education teachers at that time, Shi Youliang pointed to her.

In fact, at that time, it was completely because he was too tired to run a thousand meters, so Shi Liang didn't bother to explain.

Shi Youliang didn't expect these parents to answer seriously, and they would think that a student's good grades were taught by a physical education teacher.

However, this is not entirely the 'credit' of Shi Liang, it is estimated that there will be such a thing, or Mr. Li's own sense of responsibility is too strong, some students ask her for tutoring, even if it has nothing to do with physical education, she must have taught seriously, she does not know the place, and she must have explained to the students seriously after checking the information for tutoring. In this way, there is a bunch of them, and she can only carry the weight forward.

Shi Youliang said: "Teacher, you are really, although you are a teacher, but you can't be free just because you are a teacher, since it takes up your personal time, you charge a certain fee, and parents must be able to understand." Besides, if you teach so well, even if you charge a little more, parents will not complain. ”

Teacher Li scolded Shi Youyou: "You'd better not be a teacher in the future, otherwise you will definitely not be able to bear the heavy responsibility of cultivating future generations." ”

Shi Youliang said: "As you know, I really didn't pursue a career in education. I like to teach people, but I definitely don't teach people. Educating offspring is such a thing, even if it is one's own children, it will definitely be thrown to his wife in the future. ”

Teacher Li scolded: "Your kid is getting bigger and smaller. ”

Shi Youliang smirked twice and asked Teacher Li, "So, your request to be transferred to the high school has something to do with this, because you really can't afford the parents' request?" ”

Teacher Li said: "How is that possible, how can such a reason be a reason for transfer. I was transferred to the high school because the school thought that the current high school physical strength was declining too fast, and the students' health could not keep up, so I happened to have some medical knowledge when I was in college, so I was asked to be the head of the high school physical education. ”