Chapter 11: The Monkey King is schizophrenic
Wan Wan: "Brother group leader, open the Earth Mall." The slave family really wants to see the special products of the world to which the group master's brother belongs.,It must be super powerful.。 ”
Daji: "Brother group leader, you can open the mall, and the slave family really wants to take a look." ”
Wan Wan and Da Ji both sent messages, strongly asking Li Zifan to open the Earth Mall. Li Zifan didn't respond, at this time he felt as if something was missing.
That's right, it's people.
There were few people in the group, only six people, and he banned three of them, which seemed a little deserted. He easily unlocked the ban on Duan Yu and the mud bodhisattva.
As for the monkeys...
If you dare to scold me as the leader of the dog group, you should ban it first.
When the group leader is in a good mood, you will come out.
And he doesn't plan to open the Earth Mall, let the monkeys out, he must have something to say again. It is better to continue to keep him naked.
Duan Yu: "I don't dare to be a great god, I will only call it a great god in the future, and I will never say those four words again." ”
Mud Bodhisattva: "Great God, I will only be called Great God in the future." Kneel down and beg the great god to open the world mall, let me wait and worship. ”
'Well, now it's all together. ’
Li Zifan said casually: "It's not that I don't open it, but if you open it, you can't see it, and you can't buy it." ”
Duan Yu: "I can't see it when I open it, I can't buy it?"
Wan Wan: "Brother Duan Yu, you are so stupid, think about it, we can't even see Brother Sun's World Mall." Not to mention the elder brother of the group leader. ”
“......”
Duan Yu, didn't you first say that you wanted the group owner to open the World Mall you belong to? and said that you really want to see it! Now you say that I'm stupid!
I have a sentence that my mother sells criticism, and I don't know whether to say it or not.
Well, Duan Yu really didn't dare to talk about it.
He obviously felt that Li Zifan was more tolerant of Wanwan than he was, and seemed to have special feelings.
If this is said, it may have to be banned again.
Li Zifan really wanted to laugh, Wanwan, can you not always catch Duan Yu and bully him.
Well, but then again, Wan Wan can only bully Duan Yu. Because she is stronger than Duan Yu in the group, after all, the mud bodhisattvas are higher than him.
Li Zifan pretended to be serious and said in a deep voice: "Okay, no kidding." My world involves the way of heaven, and it is for your good not to open the mall to you. Not to mention, even if I open it, you won't be able to see it. Even if you do see my world, it may not be good for you. ”
Wan Wan: "The brother of the group leader is really caring, and he thinks about us everywhere." The slave family is worshipping. ”
Daji: "The brother of the group leader is really caring, and he thinks about us everywhere." The slave family is worshipping. ”
Mud Bodhisattva: "The great god is really caring, thinking about us everywhere, in small worship." ”
Duan Yu: "The great god is really caring, thinking about us everywhere, in the small worship." ”
Li Zifan: "Now you don't have group contribution points, and there are some things you haven't discovered." There are also conditions for shopping in the mall. Contribution points are just one of them, such as exercises, if you buy exercises directly from the mall, the price is five times the basic download fee.
It's like the legendary top-level Northern Pluto Divine Skill, if I upload it for free, you only need to pay the basic download fee of 40,000. But if you buy directly from the mall, it will cost 200,000, and if you want to buy goods from other worlds, the price will be doubled.
But this is still one of the limitations, I just tried to buy something in the Dragon Mall, and I was actually prompted to say that I had to be recognized by the world, otherwise I would not be eligible to buy. So, it's better for us to focus on the things in our own world. ”
Wan Wan: "Only when you get the recognition of this world can you buy the goods of this world?"
Li Zifan: "At present, I don't understand how to get recognized by other worlds. Forget it, let's not talk about this for now, and move on to the previous topic. Talk about your current situation so that you can avoid the tragedy that should have happened. ”
Duan Yu: "5555...... Does the great god finally remember this? Finally want to save me, I'm going to cry!
......
"Ahhh......hh
At this time, Traveling to the West, the monkey looked at Zhenghuan chatting in the group, and let out an anxious roar.
Dog leader, have you forgotten my existence? Duan Yu and Mud Bodhisattva, you have lifted the ban, but you are the only one who won't let me out?
"What's wrong with you, Great Sage?"
Tai Bai Xing looked at the monkey in front of him with a puzzled expression.
Although he doesn't know monkeys too well now, he actually knows a little about them. After all, as a lobbyist, ask the monkey to go to heaven to be an official.
To be a lobbyist of this kind of big demon king, how can you do it without understanding the other party's personality in advance?
What if you come here rashly, what if you are killed? This is one of the super demon kings of the earth realm.
But he felt that the monkey in front of him was a little different from what he knew, or rather, there was something unusual about today's monkey.
With him, the orthodox god in the sky, came to invite the monkey to go to heaven to be an official, this blow was blown, the sycophants were also shot, and all the good things were said.
It is said that with the character of a monkey, he should be happy to go with him immediately.
But the monkey didn't immediately agree. Instead, he was invited to eat wine, peaches, bananas and so on in Huaguo Mountain.
Although it is said that the monkey wine is also good, and the fruits of Huaguo Mountain are also considered spiritual creatures, he is too platinum star, and he has never eaten anything good in the sky.
Even the Queen Mother's peach banquet has to invite him every time.
Therefore, he really doesn't like Huaguoshan. What he wants is for the monkey to go to heaven and be an official with him immediately, and this is the completion of the task.
But he felt that the monkey was now perfunctory to him.
I'm really a dog, and a monkey with a tendon actually knows how to perfunctory.
Not only that, but the monkeys will occasionally be in a daze inexplicably. That's it, but what is it like just now, inexplicably letting out a grumpy roar?
The old man didn't irritate you either.
These monkeys and monkeys are doing their best.
Could it be that the information is wrong?
Actually, this monkey is schizophrenic?
Tai Bai Xing touted again: "Great Sage, I have also eaten this wine and the fruit." Now it's time for you to go to heaven with me! The Jade Emperor personally invited the Great Sage to Heaven to be an official! This kind of honor, who has traversed countless eras and traversed the entire realm of the demon king, who has such treatment? Therefore, the Great Sage is the only one in ten thousand. ”
The monkey said irritably: "What's the only one in ten thousand, the old grandson is not one in ten thousand! Old thing, you don't praise me, get out, the old grandson is not in the mood to talk nonsense with you today." ”
"What did you say, Great Sage?"
Tai Bai Xing never expected that the monkey would actually tell him to get out.
A nether demon king actually rejected the invitation of the upper realm immortal. And is it the will of the Jade Emperor himself?
Is this monkey really schizophrenic?
Although the monkey was perfunctory to him just now, it was still polite, otherwise he would not have invited him to eat and drink.
"Lao Sun told you to get out, do you want to say it a second time!" said the monkey, pulling out the golden hoop stick directly from his ear.
"Don't, don't, don't be angry. The old man just goes. ”
Tai Bai Xing really became too white at the moment, and his face was frightened white. This is a super demon king who can rob the Dragon Palace and beat the king of Hades.
I can't stand a blow from him.
He hurriedly set up auspicious clouds and quickly left.
When he lifted off, he still vaguely heard the monkey say nonsense such as 'dog group master, Lao Sun and you will never die'.
Is it really schizophrenia?
When did a dog pack master emerge from the Three Realms? There is no such person in the Three Realms.
Tai Bai Xing thought so.
can make a big demon king like a monkey look like this, even if it is not as good as a saint like Lao Jun, I'm afraid it's not far off.
But he traveled through the Three Realms and all the races, and all the strong people who reached this level did not have a one called the 'Dog Group Master'.
So...
Tai Bai Xing took out a small notebook and wrote it down seriously: "The Monkey King is schizophrenic, next time you come to persuade him to go to heaven, you must be careful." lest he be beaten to death with a stick, there is no place to reason, who calls him mentally ill?"