Chapter 25: Massage
Chunxian was told by Ji Nuan'er, and hurriedly shouted wrongly, "Brother, Xiao Nuan'er, you really misunderstood me!" Oops, I'm coming......"
As he was talking, Chunxian suddenly felt uncomfortable underneath him, and his face involuntarily twisted.
When Ji Nuan'er saw Chunxian's uncomfortable appearance, she hurriedly asked him, "Xiao Xianxian, what's wrong with you?" You're not going to be annoyed by what I just said, are you? Do you want me to give you a massage? ”
Ji Nuan'er didn't understand what was wrong with Chunxian, wasn't his foot injured? Can one of his own jokes make his feet hurt? It can't be so weak, right?
Chunxian was so uncomfortable that he was so suffocated by the urine that he had to blush and say to Ji Nuan'er, "Xiao Nuan'er, I'm not in pain, I'm going to urinate!" ”
After Chunxian finished speaking, he couldn't help but lower his head, embarrassed to look at Ji Nuan'er.
Seeing this, Ji Nuan'er felt as if she was commonplace, and said to Chunxian very arrogantly, "Oh, Xiao Xianxian, you said that you, a teacher, are more shy than a woman like me!" Pee, pee, pee, what's embarrassing? Can a living person suffocate to death? ”
After speaking, Ji Nuan'er asked Chun Xian curiously, "By the way, Xiao Xianxian, how do you urinate in normal times?" Don't tell me you went to the toilet by yourself! ”
Being asked by Ji Nuan'er like this, Chunxian felt that he was even more embarrassed than the prisoner being judged, and he blushed and explained to Ji Nuan'er, "Usually...... Right here, nurse...... Use a basin ...... Give it to ......"
When Ji Nuan'er heard this, she couldn't help laughing and said, "Xiao Xianxian, you are lucky, I didn't expect this VIP ward to have this kind of benefit!" Isn't it enjoyable? ”
Chunxian was embarrassed by Ji Nuan'er's words, and said angrily, "Enjoy a fart, it's uncomfortable to death!" Why don't you try it? ”
Seeing Chunxian's embarrassed appearance, Ji Nuan'er couldn't bear to tease him anymore, so she directly proposed to Chunxian, "Xiao Xianxian, why don't I'll help you go to the toilet to solve it, brother?" ”
Ji Nuan'er knew that a man would definitely be very uncomfortable when he held it back, so it was like a woman who couldn't bear it when her aunt came.
Chunxian heard Ji Nuan'er's strange proposal at first glance, and was embarrassed to refuse, "It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate!" Xiao Nuan'er, I'm a man, you're a woman, not a formality! You'd better find me a nurse to solve it! ”
Although Chunxian doesn't like to be convenient in front of nurses, which damages a man's self-esteem, he still has to choose the former under Ji Nuan'er's alternative proposal.
After all, although the nurse is also a woman, it is better to be embarrassed to not know them, just like chatting with a stranger on the Internet.
And Ji Nuan'er is different, she and she are really good brothers, and their friendship is quite deep. It's convenient in front of her, and I really can't do it myself.
Seeing that Chunxian rejected her kindness, Ji Nuan'er immediately joked coldly to Chunxian, "Xiao Xianxian, do you like the feeling of being urinated by the nurse?" ”
Ji Nuan'er knew that Chunxian was not such a person, but she felt that her kindness was rejected by him, and she was too reluctant to do so, obviously it was inconvenient for you, could you still treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs?
So, the angry Ji Nuan'er wanted to play tricks on Chunxian, let you fake Taoism, and make you not know the hearts of good people!
As soon as Chunxian heard Ji Nuan'er's humiliating words, he immediately became angry, and said angrily, "Little girl, you are talking nonsense!" Who likes those little nurses anymore? Help me to the place! ”
After that, you have to get up.
Ji Nuan'er saw that Chunxian was obedient to her will, so she snorted coldly at Chunxian with a soothing face, "That's right!" Hurry up! ”
As she spoke, Ji Nuan'er took the initiative to pick up Chunxian's body and walked out of the ward step by step.
Chunxian's leg injury has not improved, and his movement is extremely inconvenient, and when he is helped by Ji Nuan'er to walk, he is still a little staggered and unsteady.
Ji Nuan'er was also a little distressed when she saw it, she carefully supported Chunxian, and said to Chunxian in a caring tone, "Xiao Xianxian, slow down, don't worry!" No one is competing with you for the toilet! ”
Chunxian was very embarrassed when he heard this, he sighed and replied, "Xiao Nuan'er, who is in a hurry?" Brother, I'm not afraid that you will be seen by the doctors and nurses in the hospital, and your reputation will be ruined? ”
Ji Nuan'er snorted and sneered, "You just take care of your own body, you don't have to worry about the old lady's reputation!" ”
The two of them exchanged words for a few minutes, and then they went outside the toilet.
The treatment of the VIP ward is high, and even the toilet is magnificent, very magnificent. If the rural people saw this, they would be scared to pee.
This is a toilet, which is even more generous than the red tile houses in the countryside.
Chunxian saw the destination, and hurriedly said to Ji Nuan'er with gratitude, "Xiao Nuan'er, brother has entered, thank you for not being embarrassed to help me over!" ”
After speaking, Chunxian's face turned red like an eggplant, and he was very embarrassed. He had never encountered such a situation, in front of a woman, and he was his good brother, his face was really a little unbearable.
Ji Nuan'er pursed her lips and smiled, "What's there to be embarrassed about?" I only treat you as my brother, you can go in and solve it! ”
After speaking, Ji Nuan'er wanted to let go.
After all, it would not be like a word to help Chunxian into the toilet again. Chunxian is not a child, he is not embarrassed, he has to be embarrassed.
However, Ji Nuan'er is still a little worried in her heart, Chunxian's leg injury has not healed yet, will she fall down when it is convenient?
Ji Nuan'er was in a daze, and Chunxian had already entered the toilet without warning and gently closed the door.
After a while, there was a ticking sound in the toilet, and Ji Nuan'er's face couldn't help but turn red.
Nima, what's going on? I've never experienced such an embarrassing thing myself, and it feels a bit like the plot inside.
Calm, calm! Ji Nuan'er couldn't stop cheering herself up in her heart, hoping that her emotions would settle down.
Xiao Xianxian, Xiao Xianxian, when will your leg injury get better? My life in the special class was not easy!
Although I have just established a good relationship with a few bear children in the five-person group, it is uncertain whether they will make trouble for themselves in the future. Also, that daughter Mu Keke is very short-tempered, although she can ignore her, but her family is there, and she can't punish her too much, right?
You can't hit her, so you have to fight back with a sharp tooth often? How does this work? Isn't this fucking shrew herself a street scolding shrew?
Ji Nuan'er is a neat and unrestrained woman, she doesn't want to become a vulgar woman who is keen to tear up with girls.