Chapter 414: Tong Su is not bullied
The mountain gate is spacious, vast as the sky, visitors stop to take pictures, the three towers in the temple are the tendency of the corners, the white is towering, the history is long, it is also a rare landscape.
Su Han looked at the ticket price of more than one hundred and twenty, and felt that the yellow ticket in his hand was much easier to use.
Just as Su Han was about to find a place where no one was casting the Yantian Maiden Seal, a voice suddenly came from behind him: "Eh, this little brother, please stay!" ”
Su Han turned his head and saw a thin man wearing a gray horse coat, round-framed sunglasses, and a mustache, holding a banner with "Divine Calculation" in one hand and his canvas bag in the other, shouting at him.
Su Han was secretly strange and said with a smile: "My Yin Tang is black? ”
The fortune teller gasped and nodded thoughtfully: "How do you know?" ”
Su Han laughed: "Brother, what age is this, it's all on TV, look at your dress, go to a comic exhibition to play cosplay?" ”
The fortune teller took out a worn-out iron kettle from his bag, took a sip of water, and said: "This little brother, you don't know, this Yintang is black, but it doesn't mean that this person has any bad luck, but because there is a problem with the kidneys, this kidney is black, and the problem of the kidneys is big, so this black gas can rush to Yintang." ”
Su Han sneered in his heart, but still pretended to be surprised: "Ah, I see, then look at what disease I have, how to treat it?" ”
The fortune teller twisted his mustache and pretended to be profound: "Well, it's not a big problem for you to say this, it's just that the kidney qi is a little weak, but although I can't see anything now, if I get sick in the future, it will be difficult to treat, so let's do it, I have some Chinese medicine to replenish qi here, you can give it to you at a cost price, after all, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter." ”
Su Han said: "Okay, thank you then!" ”
The fortune teller was overjoyed, took out a pack of oiled paper from his cloth pocket, and said: "Twice a day, just take it for seven days, come and come, the cost price, a pack of three hundred and eighty-eight, Tong Su is not bullied!" ”
Su Han took the oil paper, put it next to his nose and sniffed it, the fortune teller had already taken out his mobile phone and said, "Cash or scan the code?" ”
Su Han returned the medicinal materials to the fortune teller and said with a smile: "Brother, if you give me a pair of refreshing medicines, how can you replenish kidney qi?" ”
The fortune teller's hand stiffened, and he smiled dryly: "You little brother don't know how to talk nonsense, this is my family's ancestral secret recipe, and it is absolutely easy to use." ”
Su Han sneered: "Brother, I see that you are also a little cultivated, and you are not far from building the foundation, and you even ran out to do this kind of deception, aren't you afraid of being ridiculed by your peers?" ”
The fortune teller was taken aback, and looked at Su Han carefully, and the shrewdness in his eyes gradually turned into solemnity: "You...... Are you a practitioner? ”
Su Han snorted and turned around to leave.
The fortune teller hurriedly stopped in front of him: "Hey, don't go." ”
Su Han frowned and said, "What are you doing?" You want me to send you to the bureau? ”
The fortune teller narrowed his eyes and said coldly: "Bureau? Do you dare? ”
Su Han's heart jumped, but he didn't lose his momentum: "Why don't you dare?" ”
The fortune teller rolled his eyes: "Okay, what kind of hero are you, you are the one who committed the murder in Haibei, right?" ”
Su Han's pupils shrank, and he held a fire talisman in his hand, as long as the person in front of him dared to show off, he would strike first, and then it would really be life and death.
The fortune teller waved his hand: "You don't have to be nervous, I don't meddle in my business, but I'm curious, although I can't see through your cultivation, but it doesn't seem like you've reached the point of immortal golden body, how did you survive the heavenly tribulation?" ”
Su Han was still staring at the mustache and said in a deep voice, "I have no comment." ”
The fortune teller rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I won't ask you much about it, and I won't sell fake medicine to you, but you have to tell me where you're going, how about it?" ”
Su Han's eyes were full of vigilance, and he said, "Why should I tell you?" ”
The fortune teller didn't seem to notice Su Han's hostility, and said: "Now the mainland is full of your wanted notices, although it was suppressed some time ago, but it is still in an uproar, and there is no way to settle it in a short time, since you appeared in the remote place of Dali, it means that you also came out to flee, eighty percent of them are going to cross the border, yes or no?" ”
Su Han was silent, acquiescing.
The fortune teller grinned, patted Su Han's shoulder, and said: "In this case, my brother doesn't play with those imaginary things, my name is Liu Yishou, and the people in the rivers and lakes call Liu Banxian, the reason why I am in this pit is ...... Ahem, that, for people to look at the hexagram, is a few days ago, my brother was invited to Myanmar to give people practice, we agreed to meet in Dali a week ago, but he did not arrive on time, my money was spent, this is the decision. ”
Liu Yishou frowned and said: "It stands to reason that my senior brother is not the kind of person who is untrustworthy, he is the most punctual, when he says it must be when, I am worried that something will happen to him, but I am not good at learning my own arts, and I dare not go to him by myself." ”
Su Han understood what he meant, and said, "So you want me to help you find your senior brother?" Why don't you contact your brother? "Okay
Liu Yishou sighed: "I am an orphan, since I was a child, I have relied on my senior brother for my life, since the death of the master, there are only two of us left in the master, and one of the reasons why I dare not go is this, in case something happens to me, then the master will really have no successor." He raised his head and said sincerely: "I'm not asking you to go to my senior brother, I want you to help me go to Myanmar, I decided to go to him myself, if something happens to my senior brother, it's not interesting for me to live in this world by myself." ”
Su Han let go of some hostility, but still said: "I'm not going to Myanmar for a vacation, and I also have a mission, why should I take you?" ”
Liu Yishou said seriously: "Although my cultivation is not high, and I haven't even built a foundation yet, I am by no means a powerless girl, you just need to be responsible for taking me across the border." ”
Su Han thought for a moment, and then he reacted: "You, why did you take a fancy to my Yantian Maiden Seal?" ”
Liu Yishou smiled dryly: "Yo, you can see it~"
Su Han rolled his eyes, he was a cultivator, and he couldn't cross the border, this is not a low cultivation, this is no way!
Su Han's heart moved, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Liu Yishou suddenly became vigilant, covering his bag, as if facing a great enemy: "What are you going to do?" ”
Su Han held a Yantian Maiden Seal in his hand, and his treacherous smile made Liu Yishou bow down: "That Yantian Maiden Seal, three hundred and eighty-eight sheets, absolutely easy to use, Tong Su is not bullied~~"
Liu Yiyi's eyes widened as he looked at Su Han who was blackmailing him in front of him, and couldn't help jumping to his feet: "I rely on the kid, don't take advantage of others!" ”
Su Han smiled: "How can this be called taking advantage of people's danger? More than 300 yuan a talisman, if I sell it to someone who knows how to do it, maybe I am a fool. ”
Liu was stunned for a moment: "Eh, what did you say...... There seems to be some truth...... "He also knows that in the cultivation world, even if it is the most basic level of the talisman seal, it is impossible to buy it for more than three hundred yuan.
Liu gritted his teeth with one hand, took out seven or eight red tickets from his pocket, and said, "Bring me three first, don't look for them!" ”
This time it was Su Han's turn to be stunned, and he almost couldn't help scolding: "I rely on my brother, you don't have to mess with me like this, right?" Special meow, I really don't know how to count! Three pieces of one thousand, no matter how little it is, it will not be sold! ”
Liu Yishou had to reluctantly add to one thousand, and replaced it with three seals of the Yantian Maiden, and put them in his pocket like a baby.
Su Han smashed his mouth and said, "Okay, brother, go on, I'll go have a meal." ”
Liu Yishou hurriedly grabbed him: "Hey, you haven't told me when to leave!" ”
Su Han thought for a while and said, "That's it, you have some money here, why do we have to take out one or two hundred thousand yuan to go abroad, right?" ”
Liu Yishou cried with a sad face: "Then you just threw me here?" ”
Su Han patted him on the shoulder: "The eldest husband is hard to chase after him, since I promised you to take you abroad, I won't take the money and run away, don't worry." He looked around and said in a low voice, "We can't be so hasty, how chaotic it is near the border, I think you know better than me, right?" ”
Liu looked at Su Han seriously: "I don't know. ”
Su Han: "......"
Anyway, Su Han finally fooled Liu Yishou to make money, and he decided to take Zimo to eat a good meal - a whole bowl of Lanzhou ramen.
A week later, Su Han and Liu booked a private car and drove to Jinghong City, the capital of Xishuangbanna.
Jinghong City is quite exotic, as prosperous as Haibei, not at all like the desolate and barren imagined.
Because there is no small hotel here that does not require ID cards, Liu Yishou also understands Su Han's predicament, and the two decided to drive to the countryside overnight to find a homestay.
The driver spoke in an awkward Mandarin accent with a strong local accent: "What are you doing out of town so late?" ”
Su Han and the two sat in the back seat, and Su Han could see the driver's suspicious gaze from the mirror in front of him, after all, Liu Yishou was dressed as a Taoist priest and carried a white cat, this strange combination looked really awkward.
Liu Yishou said: "Just drive your car." ”
The driver hesitated for a moment and said, "That, I see that you are both quite young, so I will advise you a little, but don't do anything illegal or criminal!" ”
Liu Yiyi saw that his hand holding the stall was a little trembling, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Big brother, you don't think that we are selling drugs, right?" Don't worry, we're not, look at our pretenses, aren't we afraid the police won't find us? ”
The driver breathed a sigh of relief and said, "There are too many things like this here, two days ago, a group of drug dealers fought with the police in this vicinity, and I heard that a policeman died." ”
Along the way, the driver's mouth did not stop, Liu Yishou was expressionless, but Su Han listened to it with relish, after all, he had only seen gunfights on TV, and he had not heard of any police and bandit fights in reality, of course, being attacked by Hanzo was just an accident.