Why did he give it to her instead? She snorted, "Keep your titanium eyes open, am I like a stingy person?" Apparently not. I also have to thank you for not insulting me last night. Looking at his sparkling eyes, she teased happily, "However, I'm not as good as you." I insulted you last night. ”

"Huh?" He was startled, "When?" "It seemed like an hour, and he slept deeply. It's not like a joke to look at his daughter-in-law, is his daughter-in-law really treating him......

"Just when you slept as heavy as a dead pig."

His eyes lit up when he listened, "How is it rude?" ”

"Strip you naked and pull you out for moonshine."

He grabbed her by the placket and began to untie her shirt, she grabbed his hand, "What are you doing?" ”

"Strip you naked and put you out in the sun." He pointed out the window, "The moon is gone, and the sun will be shining." ”

The corners of her mouth twitched, "You can figure it out." Is the Sun and the Moon on the same level? ”

"How?"

"Haven't you heard of absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon?"

He thought for a moment and nodded, "It seems that I heard the older generation say that there is a kind of corpse that is dead but not stiff, and that kind of thing will absorb the brilliance of the sun and the moon...... And jump out of the coffin......"

She nodded, "If you have knowledge, that thing is called a zombie." ”

"Zombie ......," he repeated, "what an apt statement." Daughter-in-law, do you say there are zombies in the world? ”

"Yes."

He looked a little frightened, "Where?" ”

"I am." She squeezed her face together and made a grimace, and the pimples on her face were also deformed, and her skin was dark, which was immediately terrifying.

He faced her, and sat on her lap again, so close to her that he leaned back in fright, and the weight of his whole body fell on her lap, "Ah! Hell! ”

"Bastard, you crushed me!" She was in pain. At the same time, I saw the last two words of his scream, and suddenly felt cold in my heart, "Grandma is a ball, no matter how ugly I am, I am a person." Dare to call me a ghost, you rotten mouth, you say that everything that is alive is dead. ”

This doesn't matter, the important thing is to her off.

Seeing him fall back, his head pressed against her feet, and poured out a funny look with his feet facing the sky, she was angry and couldn't get angry.

Pulled out his legs from under him and kicked him by the way, "Get out of your mother, make the old lady so angry that her heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys hurt." ”

Got out of bed in a huff and put on the pair that I don't know how many years I have been wearing, and there are two holes in the upper of the shoe on the left and right, and the thumbs of the two feet are exposed in the holes.

Good broken embroidered shoes.

It can't be called embroidered shoes, not to mention embroidery on the upper, it's not a thread embroidered, and the color is as old as the clothes she dried outside.

Walked out of the room and looked at the sun outside, it was sunny, it should be noon.

I saw an old woman standing outside, and the woman glanced at her ambiguously.

She didn't recognize the old woman, but Qingyue remembered that she had come to her second brother's house to buy meat for prey.

Xiao Yuchuan also jumped out on one foot, and called out with an exaggerated face, "Daughter-in-law, you kicked my hamstrings to the point where they were almost useless, and I didn't light my feet......"

The daughter-in-law didn't look at herself, thinking that she couldn't hear it, she pursed her lips, so she didn't shout, and when she saw the people standing outside the courtyard gate, she didn't pretend to have a sore foot, "Aunt Wang, why are you here?" ”

The courtyard gate is the kind of fence fence that encloses a circle and takes a place, and is equipped with a door that mixes branches and bamboo.

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