"Ahem, poof—"

I coughed, rolled my eyes, and spurted blood from my mouth.

If you don't let people read it, what kind of novel do you write!

I really just escaped from the wolf's mouth and fell into the tiger's mouth!

"I read the novels you wrote, and you can be regarded as your readers, so you can just kill me! Kill your readers! "I felt the urge to cry.

Other people's girls are shy or embarrassed, so it's enough to cover their faces, bow their heads and blush.

When you are so shy, you can still beat me to death, spitting blood in your mouth, and you have really created a characteristic socialist road!

Lu Chenghuan shook his head shyly, his eyes were watery and misty: "Don't, others don't know that it was written by others, but Brother Yun knows that it was written by others, so embarrassed!" What a shame!! What a shame!! ”

it!

Seeing her raised fist and ready to pound me again, I hurriedly grabbed her fist, my eyes contained tenderness, and I stared at her affectionately: "Sister Xiaohuan, wait!" I have something to say to you! Kill me, and you won't hear me! ”

The moment Lu Chenghuan's beautiful eyes met my eyes, his delicate body trembled violently, his eyes moved away in a panic, and the white jade hand that was clenched into a fist also loosened.

Whew—saved.

"Plop, plop!"

The heartbeat is getting worse.

And, it's still accelerating!

I glanced at Lu Chenghuan's propped up Pikachu.

Although it is also so strong, it seems to be a little smaller than Adeline's.

Lu Chenghuan's cheeks flushed, and his voice was shy: "Brother Ayun, what do you have to say to me?" ”

I covered her hand and said affectionately: "Xiao Huan, although we haven't seen each other for more than ten years, time ...... Yes, I can't dilute my relationship with you! ”

Lu Chenghuan's chick pecked the rice and nodded, and then stared at me with beautiful eyes, waiting for what I was going to say next: "Mmmmmmmm Brother Yun, you go on, I'll listen carefully! ”

"Ahem, well, it's going to cool down recently, you have to pay attention to keeping warm, don't wear so little like now, add more clothes, don't catch a cold."

"Tick, tick, tick!"

Seconds beat, and time passes by second.

The only sound in the room was the two of us breathing.

Lu Chenghuan's cheeks were cold, and there were snowflakes in his eyes: "So, that's what you want to tell me?" ”

I nodded and said, "Isn't it?" If it weren't for the fact that we have known each other since childhood and slept in the same bed intimately, I wouldn't be able to express this kind of concern! ”

Lu Chenghuan took a deep breath, the snow-white breasts exposed from the collar of the loose T-shirt rose and fell, she tried to control her emotions, and smiled sweetly at me: "Brother Yun, think about it carefully, if you are dying, there is nothing else to say to me?" ”

Without thinking, I said, "Call 120 and call an ambulance!" I can still salvage it! ”

Lu Chenghuan clenched his fists and twisted his body angrily: "It's the kind that can't be saved, it's going to die!" ”

"It's so annoying, how can you curse me like this! You make me think about it, hmm~" I said angrily, and then held my chin with my hand, rolled my eyes, and thought seriously.

"Yes, that's it, you have to think about it seriously, don't perfunctory me!" Lu Chenghuan blinked and looked at me expectantly.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "It depends on the environment, whether I was hit by a car, or was I slashed with a knife, or was I shot at a gun, or I fell into the water." ”

Lu Chenghuan asked, "Is there any difference between this?" ”

Without hesitation, I replied, "No." ”

Lu Chenghuan said angrily: "You don't talk so much nonsense!" ”

I said with a hippie smile: "Isn't there a saying that it is better to die than to live!" I'll try to live as long as I can! Okay, so is there anyone else around me besides you? ”

Lu Chenghuan said impatiently: "There are a lot of people! ”

I raised my hand, trying to put it on her shoulder, to get her closer, and whispered.

As a result, I couldn't help but sneeze and slapped her on the chest, almost breaking my hand that bounced back.

"Brother Yun wants to say: I still want to touch your cowardice again? Hmm~ Brother Yun, you big pervert, hate, hate, hate you! Fortunately, Bingxue is smart and talented, otherwise I wouldn't be able to guess what you want to say, and in the future, you can just say this kind of thing! Why are you playing dumb riddles with others! Lu Chenghuan looked shy.

I was dumbfounded.

Damn, how did you conclude that I meant to say that! Can you still get a face? As far as you are violent, do I disdain to touch it?

Ay? Not! In other words, this is also okay!

Looking at her shy and blushing appearance, I was a little embarrassed to interrupt her, but I was only a little embarrassed.

I rubbed my nose: "Ah, that little Huan! ”

Lu Chenghuan threw a wink: "Brother Yun, do you want to touch it now?" As long as you promise people, you won't get too close to Adeline's little fox in the future, and it's not impossible to touch it. ”

I shuddered, goosebumps: "No, I just wanted to say: there are many people, you get closer, I can tell you the bank card password!" Also, you can't throw it, so let's not throw it? Where do you see you left? It's all on the bedside table! What if it's not a bedside table, it's a person? How embarrassing it is to be misunderstood! And Adeline, what's wrong with you, people are very good to you, and it's lively and cute, empathetic, I've already touched it, why is it a little vixen? ”

"Ahh I have already touched, touched, touched! Ma Tengyun!! The nurse raised you with hard work, overcoming obstacles, weathering and hardships, and you unexpectedly, you actually did not have my consent to rape with Adeline's male thieves and prostitutes, embarrassment, and collusion! And said that she is not a little vixen! You, you, you get out of here! I never want to see you again!! ”

Lu Chenghuan's raised hands trembled, gritted his teeth to reveal the crime, and after speaking, he turned his back to me.

I was dumbfounded, and after listening to what she said, my whole person was not good, and it was as if she was the one who pulled me up.

I rubbed my sore bones, sat up, put my hand on her head and rubbed it, and said with a grin, "Teasing you!" Even if it's a male thief and a female prostitute, embarrassment, and hooking up with adultery, it's not as good as your childhood sweetheart, two little guesses, and a young dragon and a young phoenix, isn't it? ”

Lu Chenghuan turned his head and looked at me with watery eyes: "Really? Brother Yun, haven't you really been seduced by Adeline's little goblin? You're facing me, right? ”

I said sincerely: "Of course I am towards you, in my heart, you are closer than my own sister!" ”

With that, I rubbed my hands, and my bones crackled.

Uncle's!

If my sister dares to attack me so hard, I promise that she will immediately understand why the flowers are so red!