Chapter 45: Money-making routines
He said solemnly: "So, Adeline Besimo and I are half fellow countrymen, and I also asked Brother Ma to introduce me!" ”
I rolled my eyes at night: "Speak human words!" ”
He bowed violently to me, holding an envelope sealed with a red peach heart sticker in both hands: "Yes, please Brother Ma must help me deliver this love letter to Adeline Beximo!" Thank you very much! ”
I'll go! Having said all this, do you want me to send love letters for him?
Although I have sent love letters to others quite a few times, the customers are all girls, and this is the first time I have sent love letters to a boy, which is really a bit weird.
I didn't answer his love letter: "You have this love letter with you!" ”
He raised his head, then bowed again, this time adding five dollars to the envelope: "Yes, I've always worn it close to my body, but I haven't found a chance to give it to Adeline Beximo, please Brother Ma must help me give it to Adeline Beximo!" I know the rule of Brother Ma to send love letters to people, five yuan at a time! ”
I said loudly, "Five dollars is the price of a love letter for a girl to a boy!" Do you know the ratio of boys to girls in our school? Do you know how many guys write love letters to the same girl every day? Do you know how many love letters die every day before they reach the hands of girls? Do you know how many love letters have reached the hands of girls even after a lot of hard work, but they don't even look at them, they just throw them into the garbage and steal them, and tear them to pieces? Now, do you still think that five dollars can deliver a love letter to Adeline, the second goddess of our school? ”
He gritted his teeth and slapped another five pieces on the envelope: "Add five more!" ”
I took his love letter: "Good deal!" But since ancient times, confessions have been more white, and love letters have never been difficult to write, I can promise to help you deliver the love letter to Adeline, and suggest that she read it, but whether she will respond to you depends on whether you write affectionately enough, whether it is touching enough. ”
It's a fool not to make money, let alone just send a love letter to Adeline.
He folded his hands and bowed to me continuously: "Thank you, Brother Ma!" Thank you so much! By the way, I haven't told Brother Ma my name yet, my Chinese name is Wang Yingying, and my English name is Eroica Wang. ”
I smiled and nodded, "Mmmmmm, you're welcome, you'll stand at the door of our classroom later, and I'll tell Adeline that you wrote the love letter after I give it to Adeline, and let her read it." ”
After washing my hands, I quickly climbed up to the school building, and Wang Yingying followed me, he looked nervous and breathed rapidly.
"You're standing here, and when Adeline sees you, you'll be able to go, and if you need service in the future, the Penguin will contact you, or come to me directly."
Having him wait at the door of the classroom, I turned and entered the classroom, and as I returned to my seat, dropped Wang's love letter on Adeline's desk.
"What is this?" Adeline saw the love letter, picked it up, and looked at me with a curious expression.
"Love letters." I answered truthfully.
Adeline blinked and said with a grin, "Did Ayun write it to me?" ”
"Hah! I'm not going to do such a boring thing! You just sit next to me, write love letters or something, that's a lot more! I laughed, then turned around and pointed to the back door of the classroom: "Oh, do you see, it's written by the guy with a strange hairstyle, I think he is quite sincere, and he has a love letter close to him for, so I helped him bring it in." ”
"Poof! His hairstyle is also really interesting. Adeline turned her head to look at Wang Yingying and sneered.
When Wang Yingying outside saw Adeline smiling, his face turned red with excitement, and he looked at me with gratitude in his eyes.
I suggested, "Do you want to see what he wrote?" ”
"Okay!" Adeline smiled and nodded, and then started to open the love letter, halfway through the opening, her green eyes suddenly looked at me, "I heard Ah Shou say that Ah Yun used to make extra money by sending love letters to people for a long time, right?" ”
I was a little weak and didn't dare to look at her: "Ahem, this, there is such a thing, but I have already washed my hands." ”
Adeline blinked her eyes and said mischievously, "Hee-hee, Ah Yun, or let's work together!" ”
I thought she was going to ask me if I was collecting money, and I was stunned for a moment: "How to cooperate?" ”
Adeline showed a treacherous expression: "In the future, I will not refuse the love letters sent to me by the boys in the school, but I have to help them deliver them to me through Ah Yun's hand, and Ah Yun will send a letter of ten yuan at a fixed price, and we will divide the money we earn fifty-fifty, okay!" ”
I'll it!
What a shameless profiteer!
Such a naked money-making routine!
I looked at her carefully, and the more I looked, the more I felt that she was very husband and wife!
Syllable!
I slapped the table with a slap: "Good! It's such a happy decision! ”
"Bang!"
Wang Changshou came back from outside, put a bottle of iced green tea on my table, a few drops of water splashed on the book, and then a few pieces of change, put it on the side.
"Your green tea, Coke is what you invited me, and there is another girl looking for you, just outside the classroom."
Because I had to go to the toilet, I asked Wang Changshou to help me buy drinks, and Coke was his errand fee.
"Girl looking for me?" I was surprised, since Lu Ziyu personally said that the person I like is me, my business can be described as extremely bleak, for two days, not a single business has been accepted, and suddenly another girl is looking for me, I should be very happy, but more surprised.
"Gollum! Grunt! Ah-" Wang Changshou took a few sips of Coke, made a comfortable sound, and looked at me: "Yes, a very cute girl, who seems to have been standing outside for a long time, very hesitant, I should want to ask you to help send a love letter to Lu Ziyu!" This girl is quite persevering, and the other girls have given up, but she still persists. ”
I thought about it for a moment and got up.
decided to take a look at this girl who still insisted on sending love letters to Lu Ziyu, maybe she could really give Lu Ziyu an inspection.
Adeline lifted her leg down the aisle to make way for me, she turned her head and asked Wang Changshou, and asked with some curiosity, "Is this how Ah Yun usually sends love letters to others?" ”
"Ahh Wang Changshou nodded, returned to his seat and sat down, "I can only say that Adeline, you are late, if you come a few days earlier, you will understand what is called a door, before Lu Ziyu was a shield, there were no less than ten girls who asked Ah Yun to send love letters every day, with the number of girls in our school, this number is really considerable." ”
Adeline blinked: "It's because it's rumored that Ah Yun and Ziyu are CPs outside, so there are fewer girls who come to Ah Yun to send love letters, right?" ”
Wang Changshou sighed: "Yes, my income has fallen off a cliff in the past few days. ”