I said fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu's surname is Zhang.

I am neutral about the truth of this statement, and reason tells me that it is true, but I am reluctant to admit it.

It's like when you grew up with your dear parents, and suddenly one day a stranger came and said that you were his own son, and no one could accept it for a while.

Miss Luo pointed to the Yin Pine Forest and said, "You can prove it immediately if you squeeze some blood." ”

Everyone looked at me, like a melon-eating crowd waiting for an accident to happen, I didn't want to try, what if it was fake? Lao Tzu has only one life.

Miss Luo glared at me with disdain, she hated iron and steel, without saying a word, picked up a knife and slashed it on my hand, the red blood flowed out instantly, I scolded angrily and perverted, but she ignored me, carefully smeared the blood on one end of the hemp rope, looked at it, felt that it was not enough, and picked up my hand and squeezed out some.

In this process, I finally realized the grief of those women who were raped, and I couldn't understand why a woman's strength could be so great, and my one-meter-eight man couldn't break free.

Miss Luo looked at the blood-stained end of the rope, finally let go of me with satisfaction, and walked alone towards the yin pine forest.

When he got closer, he stopped, flicked the twine, and flung it neatly towards a yin pine tree.

"Smack!"

The hemp rope was drawn, and the tree instantly made a frightened "squeak" sound, shaking the branches and vines frantically.

I shouted, "Holy, afraid of my blood? ”

Miss Luo smoked several trees in a row, and those trees and rats were swaying desperately with branches and vines, and the entire underground palace seemed to be shaking in the wind, and the scene was extremely terrifying.

Everyone was stunned, and Cannabis and Applejack looked at each other and quickly hugged me, feeling like a hero saving the world and giving humanity hope of survival.

However, I thought too much, these two shameless guys actually squeezed my blood hard, and even Applejack pulled out a dagger with a cold light, is Nima trying to squeeze me dry?

Frightened, I hurriedly pushed the two men away, threatening to jump into the river if I got any closer.

"Now it's okay, with Xiaoyang here, we can pass through this forest safely." Professor Wu said with a smile.

"My surname is Zhang!" I resisted and suddenly asked me to change my surname, which I couldn't accept.

"Okay, Xiao Zhang, I'll call you Xiao Zhang." Professor Wu smiled kindly at me.

Then I was bled again, and in a wicked society, the disadvantaged are always bullied.

A group of people gathered behind me, each with some bit of my blood on their hands, and I stretched out a bloody hand and slowly approached the woods with fear.

The thought of this scene makes me want to laugh, holding up my injured arm, cowering in front of the line, and it is actually some trees that I am afraid of?!

But at this time, no one had this thought, and they all walked forward with a tool stained with my blood, or a shovel or a gun, one deep and one shallow.

Strange to say, those weird yin pine trees actually tilted to both sides on their own, and the branches and vines stretched out to the other side, if the trees could run, it was estimated that they would all run away.

The whole forest is so quiet that people panic, even their nervous breathing can be heard, just a few tens of meters, it feels like walking on an old street with a big typhoon, there are still dangerous buildings on both sides, and there is a crumbling crunch all the way.

This Nima has made me cast a shadow on the trees.

Frightened through the woods, my back was soaked with sweat, just let go, there was a "squeak" behind me, my little heart that had just been smoothed "bang" was lifted, and secretly said: Blood failure?

Everyone else jumped to their feet in fright, and some ran away.

"Don't panic, don't panic, I just want to see if this blood works well." Behind him came the embarrassed laughter of Brother Marijuana.

Holy, can I be bored any more?

It turned out that Brother Marijuana, who was walking at the end just now, touched the tree with his bloodstained hands, and the tree screamed like an electric shock, Marijuana, why did you eat leopard gall?

I really want to strangle him, just make boring jokes, what's this place? It's going to scare people to death.

"Okay, okay, this little brother, try not to touch the things that you can not touch when you go down to the ground in the future, many things you think are ordinary can often kill you." Professor Wu eased the persuasion and told us to be more vigilant, and we were already facing the underground palace.

Under the light, I could see a quaint mansion in front of me, made entirely of black material, which should be some kind of stone, and it looked like the attic of an ancient family.

In ancient times, there was a difference between the attic and the building, the loft was a dark layer between the floors, or the roof had a dark layer. There are no such buildings, generally more than two floors, also called heavy houses. There is no obvious difference between the appearance of the two, so later generations use the attic as a general term.

The house where the living live is rarely black as the main color, one is to affect the light, and the other is that black represents bad luck, so we rarely see a black house in our daily life.

Professor Wu looked carefully and said that this should be the architectural technique of the middle and early Ming Dynasty, with a grand and majestic scale and rigorous layout.

There is no significant change in the architecture of the Ming Dynasty, and the Song and Yuan dynasties in the front and the Qing Dynasty in the back will not be very different, but people who know how to do it can still tell at a glance whether it belongs to the early or middle or late period, the early stage is mainly grand, the style of the middle period has become more rigorous, and the later period is much more prosperous, and the style of the main body is still grand.

A pair of large stone lions in front of the door, carved lifelike, if it is a tomb of the Ming Dynasty, it is difficult for this pair of stone lions to generalize the identity of the owner of the tomb, because in the Ming Dynasty, many people can be used to suppress the house.

Palaces, mansions, and even the courtyards of the rich can be used, but Professor Wu still sentenced that this should be a meritorious tomb owner.

The palace is directly excluded, although this tomb can be said to be miraculously natural, but it was built by the owner of the tomb by skillfully using the natural terrain, which can be said to be a coincidence.

The owner of this tomb should be a proficient in feng shui or get a master's guidance, before the tomb was built under this underground, this feng shui is not very good, the burial pays attention to the heavens, the earth, and the mountains and rivers can produce a rich and noble house.

The time can be skipped, the ground is bad here, the basic is Longshan to the water, Longshan is the dragon gas gathering place for the hole, to the water is to use the water as a guardrail, gather the aura. This is the pulse of the three dragons that does not stop, which will disperse the blessings of future generations, and it is a taboo thing to bury.

But the tomb owner cleverly repaired a corpse pool, the pool to raise the dragon for the dragon, the trapped dragon is not only trapped by the three dragon veins, the feng shui general land cleverly become an excellent place for the yin house.

What's more, a rare yin pine wood was planted, which was used to gather yin and disperse qi, and the dispersed qi was stopped by the corpse pond and circulated in the tomb, which became an extremely valuable three-dragon main cave, which was simply the finishing touch. In the Ming Dynasty, only generals with great achievements were eligible.

Professor Wu said a lot of words, I could hear it in a fog, looking at Professor Wu who was getting more and more excited the more he spoke, I was full of interest.

I don't believe in feng shui, people are dead, where is it not buried to be buried? Now they are all burned directly to ashes, and in ancient times, is it not an unfilial son who is not guilty of crimes?

At this time, everyone was not in a hurry to go in, Professor Wu inferred: "The owner of the tomb is in the middle of the Ming Dynasty, and there are people with outstanding achievements, and he has the ability to turn an ordinary place into magic, Cai Geng Li Foren is the most famous during that period, these two should be able to do it, but Li Foren does not participate in the government politics, and does not participate in anything related, no one knows why, some people say that it was forbidden by the emperor, because his grandfather is the Yongle Emperor who pulled him to repair the Ming Tombs, and he is the identity of the chief designer." ”

"Then it is likely to come from Cai Geng's hands, Cai Geng's feng shui attainments are profound, but he is very brutal, he believes in burying with living people, and many nobles are taboo to ask Cai Geng to make a move, so integrating this information, there is only one person who meets, and that is Guo Tong."

Guo Tong? Is this tomb Guo Tong's?

I was surprised in my heart, Guo Tong knew that this person, Xianzong Zhu Jianshen's generation, played a big role in the change of seizing the door, originally just a small guard, after the change of seizing the door, he was favored by Zhu Jianshen and was transferred to Jiangsu and Zhejiang to suppress the rebellion of the Japanese invaders.

At that time, the Japanese were now Japan, and the storm of robbing houses was more serious, and this Guo Tong was also regarded as the number one person, and when he first arrived in the place, he opened up and killed a lot of Japanese invaders, and he could have become a national hero-like existence, but he had very weak points, one was greedy for merit and killing, and the other was greedy for money and lustful.

Arino Shi said that in order to report his military exploits, he slaughtered several villages, and panicked that he was a Japanese coward.

This is a very embarrassing person, there are military exploits, there are also sins, Emperor Xianzong has a headache, and he did not recruit him back to Beijing until he died.

I admire Professor Wu's meticulous psychology, and if everything is true, then it is terrible.

No matter how much you speculate, the tomb still has to be entered, and the things in the tomb will not escape by themselves if you are outside the tomb.

At this time, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, I had worked all day during the day, and experienced this series of things, and my mental and physical strength were a little unbearable, I think the second uncle was similar, and Brother Hemp was still alive and vibrant, and he was so excited that he was refreshed.

The flat bluestone bricks in front of the door, a few steps up the stairs is the gate, this gate is also black, carved with two guards in armor standing there with guns, wearing copper masks, as hideous as Yin soldiers.

"Is this thing worth anything?" Brother Marijuana's eyes lit up as he looked at the two statues and pointed to the armor.

Like Brother Hemp, I have basically zero knowledge of antiques, and even if I hold Tang Dynasty porcelain, I will throw it away as a broken bowl.

"The production is rough, and it is estimated that it can be sold for hundreds of dollars." Applejack replied with a grin: "In the tomb, the general iron is the most worthless, one is that in ancient times, due to backward industrial technology, high-quality iron tools could not be mass-produced, iron could not be stored for a long time, and the basic damage for a certain number of years was almost the same, and the second was that this thing was heavy and inconvenient to take out, so I could take less without a latte in the future." ”

Brother Hemp's enthusiasm was extinguished at once, but he still reached out to pick it up, and said thickly: "Get some first, and then change it when you encounter something valuable." ”

Applejack grabbed us and motioned for us to step aside, walked behind the statue herself, and patted her on the shoulder.

"Woohoo!"

Several middle-finger-long steel needles shot out of the statue's chest, and the force shot directly into the stone lion, submerging nearly halfway.

I can see that my scalp is numb, this has to be shot on people's bodies, and they must not be shot through?

Brother Marijuana was also so scared that his legs trembled, if it weren't for Applejack, he might have hung up.

"Now you can go get it." Applejack loves to laugh, as if he has a smile on his face when he sees him along the way.

Brother Hemp's head shook like a wave drum, and he refused to take it again.

"This is the balancing mechanism, as long as this statue is collided with a little external force, the balance mechanism inside will lose its balance, and shoot out a hidden weapon, which is a relatively common mechanism, and it will be fine if it is shot." Applejack explains, reaching for the statue's mask.

But he was suddenly surprised: "Corpse? ”

I thought it was carved in stone, but when I got closer, Nima was a corpse.

The guards' spears and armor were poured with molten iron, and they were pinned with the bluestones underground, causing the corpses to stand.

The corpse's skin was wrinkled, drained by some means, and refined by secret methods, so that it would not rot like a mummy.

After a series of strange experiences, I am somewhat immune to corpses, and even a little curious.

I was about to get closer to take a closer look, when I felt a hard pull on my shoulder, dragging me backwards.

A cold light flashed close to my ear, and the sound of "hiss" was very small, but I saw that it was a black centipede with the thickness of a thumb that was cut in two by Miss Luo's sword, and fell to the ground and struggled to itself.

"Hurry back, this is a corpse worm!" Miss Luo shouted, and everyone immediately retreated down the stairs and gathered together.

At some point, this black insect crawled out of the eyes, nose, mouth, and ears of the two corpses, and surrounded us.

Applejack pulls out an incendiary bomb and throws it out, instantly killing a large number of centipedes, but the others are still fearlessly closing in.

"This corpse insect is highly poisonous, don't be bitten." Professor Wu shouted and told us to light up what we could burn and form a circle.

Soon Miss Luo and the others lit torches, which were specially prepared to burn for a long time, and the big head carried a large bundle.

One hand at a time, driving away the centipedes that came over.

All insects are basically afraid of fire, and these corpse guards are no different.

When they saw the torches in our hands, they didn't dare to lean over, but they were still outside, and the number of them was hairy, and some were centipedes, some were scorpions, and some were like snakes, but they were all very small, but they were all uniformly black.

We swept around with our guns, but there were so many that we couldn't wipe out a tenth of them with all the bullets, and the dead bugs were eaten up by our companions in an instant.

Even if the two corpses were full of bugs, it would not be possible to fit so many, and the only explanation was that there was space underground through which the corpses crawled out.

"I only know that this Cai Geng has a quirky personality and is ruthless by nature, but I didn't expect it to be so mad." Professor Wu's face changed.

"Professor Wu, is there anything special about this?" Applejack put away her smile and asked me questions.

Professor Wu held the torch and said: "This corpse insect is also called the corpse cup, which is somewhat similar to the five poisons secretly raised by the Miao people, first find out the five kinds of poisonous things, lock them together and let them kill each other, take the last surviving ones to stay, and then cultivate another poisonous thing with the same method, and then let these surviving poisonous insects mate/mate and lay eggs, and must lay eggs in the living body, and wait for the living person to accumulate eggs, and then tank in turn into the mercury, can not be too much at a time, must ensure that the person is alive, and then sealed in a place without light. After seven days, those eggs are mature, break out of the shell, only half a pillar of incense will be eaten by the person to only bones, the poisonous insects raised by this method have a very long lifespan, basically in a dormant state, and do not need to be fed, they will eat each other when they are hungry, and then lay eggs, and so on, it can be said that it is the most poisonous thing in the world. ”

Professor Wu's words made me want to vomit, I heard before that so-and-so is so vicious, who is crazy, compared to this, he is not even worthy of lifting shoes, such a cruel thing can be done, how strong is the psychological endurance to do it?

"That Yuanwa's blood vessels don't work?" Brother Marijuana said suddenly.

I can't wait to strangle him after hearing this, so many bugs, do you want to drain me? Are you from the same village as me?

"His blood has no effect on living creatures, only against filthy and evil creatures." Miss Luo seems to know me very well, and she should know me very well.

"So what now?" Someone asked.

"Throw a few Molotov cocktails at that door, drive away the poison, and we'll go into the tomb and close the door, and after a while, the bugs will be back where they were." Professor Wu said.

Applejack and Daiki threw two incendiary bombs in a row, burning a large open space, and we took the opportunity to run to the door and tried hard to push the door open, only to find that the gate was doused with molten iron and could not be pushed at all.

Maybe it was seeing us approaching the two statue-like corpses, and the bugs around them were a little agitated, and the "hiss" sound became more frequent, and it looked like they were going to rush over in spite of the fire.

"Climb up." Miss Luo pointed to it and shouted.

In the mansions of ancient nobles, the doors are the same as the two door leaves like the window, four or five meters high, and there will be a plaque in the middle of the beam, which generally reads a certain house.

Applejack was so nimble that she somehow climbed up in twos and crouched beside the door number like a monkey.

He took out the rope and tied it up and threw it down, and lifted Professor Wu with a big head, and Applejack pulled him up hard.

The others also climbed up, and they were fine, probably trained in this area since childhood, and they were so skillful that they climbed up without much effort.

Brother Hemp and Dog are also very skillful, after all, people who have been soldiers for a few years have better physical fitness than ordinary people.

I'm enough to choke with my second uncle and Sichuanese, and I don't know how to do it at all.

Fortunately, they went up first and threw down the rope, Miss Luo and I half-pushed the second uncle up, and the Sichuan Yankees over there were also pulled up, and after all this time, the last incendiary bomb was also stained, and the surrounding area was rapidly darkened.

In a panic, I hurriedly pulled a rope and was slowly pulled up by their combined efforts, but Miss Luo didn't use a rope at all, and climbed up with a quick turnover.

I looked down at the incendiary bombs that had finally burned out, and the bugs were coming like crazy, and I didn't dare to think about what would happen to me if I was one step later.

When I pulled the beam with my hand, my heart was finally relaxed, but soon I felt that something was wrong, the snake would not climb up, but the centipede and the scorpion would climb up, and we would hang on it, and it would not be convenient for us to move our hands and feet, so wouldn't we dig a pit for ourselves and wait to be buried?

But the strange thing is that the bugs only stay underneath, and none of them climb up, and I wonder if it has something to do with the black building material?

It should be, otherwise these insects will get up on a whim one day and gnaw the body of the tomb owner clean, it will really pit themselves.

For the time being, we can ignore these bugs, we carefully looked at it, squeezed ten people, and it was difficult to even turn around.

It's impossible to climb up to the courtyard from above, the eaves are like umbrellas, maybe Miss Luo and Applejack can climb over it, but I'm definitely not able to.

Applejack touched it carefully inch by inch with her hand, knocking it from time to time, I don't know what he wanted to do, but Miss Luo and the others helped him illuminate it, so they didn't make a sound.

"Big head, here." As Applejack walked past me, she knocked on a spot and asked the big head to give him tools.

The big head handed over a tool that was flat like a shovel, only three fingers wide, and I didn't know what it was called.

Applejack stumbles and scrapes with the tool, revealing a gap that looks exactly like the molten iron poured at the gate, and the layman can't notice anything out of the way.

"This is a deep black rice paste, in ancient times, it was easy to riot, like bandits, thieves, and even mutiny, rebellion, etc., their targets are often to give priority to large families, so the building of the mansion will leave a secret grid in a hidden place for easy observation." Applejack explained, and without stopping, she scraped the black rice paste from the cracks in a few clicks.

Then he pulled out a very thin wire from the waistband of his trousers, bent it into a zigzag, inserted it through the gap, moved carefully, stopped at one place, twisted the wire, and pulled it back at that end first.

Applejack grabbed the ends of the wire with both hands, and saw it back and forth vigorously, noticing a subtle metal friction sound, and soon heard a "bang", and he opened the window-like door with his hand.

This small door is very small, let alone adults, it is difficult for children of seven or eight years old to get in.

But Applejack took off some of her gear and told me to take it, crouching on the beam and moving her hands and feet, making a crackling sound like fried beans.

I saw his head poke his head in, his shoulders and hands folded and bent like bones, like a mollusk.

Could this be the legendary cartilage skill?

You can often see people practicing cartilage skills on TV, they can drill through a very small steel ring, and even bend down to drill through the straddle/lick their buttocks, but they didn't expect to have this kind of cow around them.

To my secret surprise, this group of people is more professional than I thought.

Not long after, Applejack climbed in like an octopus, and after a moment's delay, asked me to hand him the tools.

After I passed the tools they passed over to the big head, I also wanted to see what it was like, so I took off my mine hat and put my head into it curiously, but my head was relatively big, and I couldn't get into it.

When I tried to quit, I was pushed on my back, and my head went in all at once, grinding the bridge of my nose.

"Yuanwa, how is it inside? See what you don't see? "There was a voice from Brother Hemp behind me, it turned out to be me pushed by this deflated calf.

But it was dark and I couldn't see anything, and Applejack was nowhere to be seen, so I wondered if he had slipped down.

I was trying to retract my head, but I found that I was stuck and couldn't get out, many people may have had this or seen this situation, the head can't get out from the railing or gap, especially it happens to bear children.

In fact, this is a matter of angle, the human head is an irregular circle, and slowly turning can always find a suitable angle to retreat.

I tried a few times without success, and I was about to take a flashlight to shine a light on this dark situation and find a way to go out.

I'm embarrassed to say I'm stuck, it's a shame, and if you see a normal adult next to you suddenly doing something very childish, you're going to look at him in a strange light.

I tried my neck to push up, turned on the flashlight and shone inside, and suddenly a human face came out of nowhere, almost against my face, and my heart almost jumped out.

A nameless rage rises, Applejack, you're so boring, isn't that scary?

It was so tight that the light couldn't shine at all, and it was especially terrifying in the shadows, if I hadn't known that Applejack had gone in first, I would have thought I had hit a ghost.

"Hurry up and throw the flashlight down." A voice sounded below, and I instantly sweated on my forehead, isn't this Applejack?

Who would it be if not Applejack? Corpse? What is the owner of the tomb doing with a corpse on this? Just to scare people?

Later, I learned that this is called the door Kui, which is specially for the tomb owner to guard the door, and there is a saying in the line that there must be an abnormality when encountering the door Kui.

There are many categories of tombs, needless to say the year, like the Qin tomb, the Han tomb, the Tang tomb or something, which is basically named after a dynasty.

Like the Han tomb is built in the mountains, macroscopic and strong, the tomb chamber of the Song Dynasty mostly adopts equilateral polygonal, the Ming Dynasty changed to a round or oval, and the total characteristics of the forest are more obvious.

The cemetery is also divided into dry tombs, wet tombs, floor tombs, etc., and there are some special ones that will be introduced in detail later.

Even if it is a kind of tomb here, the tomb is relatively rare, and it is imitated according to the environment in which the owner of the tomb lived before his death, which requires a certain ability to do it, so there is a saying in the line of digging sand: there is a building must be fat!

It means that any tomb must be a treasure cave.

Although the tomb is very fat, it is also very dangerous, and anyone with a certain amount of experience does not dare to enter the tomb rashly.

Seeing that I didn't move for a long time, Miss Luo next to me asked a little angrily, "What are you doing?" Throw the flashlight to Applejack. ”

I was so aggrieved that I was silent for a while, and I have to say that I was stuck and couldn't get out.

Brother Hemp smiled exaggeratedly and said, "Yuanwa, don't be naughty, hurry up and go home for dinner." ”

I scolded angrily, "Fuck your uncle, if you hadn't pushed me, would I have been able to get stuck?" ”

Brother Hemp scolded back: "There is still your second uncle and Miss Luo between me and you, how could it be that I pushed it?" If you want to push, your second uncle will push it. ”

As soon as I heard this, my hairs were about to stand up, and I remembered that I was the last person to come up, standing on the edge of the beam, next to my second uncle, could it be that the second uncle was also naughty?

The second uncle really said: "Big nephew, the second uncle didn't push you!" ”