"Woooooo

Before he entered the door, Chu Yao heard the second stunned man whining and whining.

With a dry cough, Chu Yao pushed open the wooden door and walked in.

in the courtyard.

A thin girl wearing the simplest brown linen dress squatted on the ground with Chu Yao on her back, because the skirt was close when she squatted, so she outlined a plump and rounded curve, and at this moment she was tearing the fat on the head of the second stunned dog.

"Say, are you stealing my osmanthus cake? Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I'll blow your dog's head today." Su Jiu'er was stunned while beating the two stunned, and her black and white hair fell to the ground, and she asked with a cold face, and she didn't look back at Chu Yao's arrival, as if she hadn't seen it.

The second stunned man was lying there, leaning his neck and whining non-stop, although he couldn't speak, but Chu Yao could hear the meaning clearly, if you are not happy to find Lao Tzu to be angry, you will be angry, and frame Lao Tzu for stealing your osmanthus cake, Lao Tzu is not convinced.

Also, say something quickly, Lao Tzu can't speak, even if you beat Lao Tzu to death, Lao Tzu can't refute it.

It's true that Lao Tzu is not a human, but you are also a real dog.

"Wine, don't be stunned. Chu Yao stepped forward, touched Su Jiu'er's head and said gently, "If you really damage its regeneration ability, we will sometimes be unable to eat dog meat when we are too lazy to find food in the wild." ”

The second stunned got up from the ground and screamed at Chu Yao.

"You are not satisfied with a hammer, every time you roast your dog meat, you eat the most, the most fragrant, and the most happy. Chu Yao glanced at it, then kicked it away.

The second stunned man who hit the wall was like a nobody, whined twice, got up from the ground and shook the dust on his body, and then like a nobody, he wagged his tail and walked out of the door briskly, looking for the little in Ping'an Village to play.

"Yesterday's Qingyue Tower..."There were only two people left, Chu Yao coughed and said.

"I don't care if you're looking for another woman or what you're doing. Su Jiu'er stood up, patted the dog hair on her body vigorously, then turned her head over, and said coldly, "I only care, when will you have sex with me?"

"You said you wanted to have a relationship with me, but you never fulfilled the contract. ”

"Wait a few days!" Chu Yao suddenly said perfunctorily, "I've been very weak lately, so I'm not very good." ”

"I've already stewed a perfect tonic soup for you, now go and drink it to make sure it's okay, elbow, come into the house with me now!" Su Jiu'er seemed to have known that Chu Yao would say this, and suddenly turned around, a pair of big black eyes full of anticipatory starlight, staring at Chu Yao's good-looking face without blinking, and spoke.

"Recently, I have been studying an exercise called Sunflower Treasure Book, which is not easy to break, otherwise the exercise will be retrograde and the muscles and veins will be broken. Chu Yao thought for a moment and continued to shirk and say.

"You really haven't studied some of the things that have been passed down from your small Chinese world?" Su Jiu'er's face showed a sneer again, "The Sunflower Treasure Book needs to be from the palace, are you from the palace?"

"I can see very clearly every morning that you are not in the palace at all. ”

Chu Yao was speechless for a moment, and then said angrily: "I said no, no, are you teaching me to do things?"

Su Jiu'er's eyes immediately turned red, and her head hung down, just enough to bury herself in her chest.

Chu Yao sighed, softened, and then rolled it casually, and stepped on the void with Su Jiu'er, and his figure disappeared from the place, and the next moment he came straight to the clouds thousands of miles in the sky.

Large white clouds floated around like cotton candy, and the twelve rounds of the sun seemed to be close at hand, although they spewed endless heat, the two of them were not affected in the slightest.

Su Jiu'er sat down on the softest and largest cloud, and the hem of her skirt turned up a little, revealing a delicate calf like a white lotus, and then swayed, looking at the wind and clouds in the distance and still sulking.

Chu Yao also sat down, next to Su Jiu'er, and then casually pointed to it, and a few clouds rolled up, and then turned into several cloud-like white cats, ran over happily, and rolled in Su Jiu'er's arms.

Su Jiu'er suddenly giggled.

Chu Yao breathed a sigh of relief, Su Jiu'er's temper came as soon as he said it, but he also went when he said it, and he never remembered the night grudge, which was considered a good coax.

"Chu Yao, how long do I have left to live?" Su Jiu'er suddenly leaned her head on Chu Yao's shoulder and said quietly.

"Three years. Chu Yao replied.

"Three years. Su Jiu'er said abruptly, "It's too short, I want to go down with you, go to the barren world, go to the sea and the rocks, and go to the heaven and the earth to be silent, but my time is not enough after all." ”

"In three years, I should be able to revise the law of all things and redefine the cycle of life and death. Chu Yao grabbed Su Jiu'er's little hand, the weird red tattoo on her hand was clearly visible, with a bewitching beauty, smiled, and then said slowly, "When the time comes, I can resurrect you and reincarnate." ”

"But even if I am resurrected and reborn, and live again, you will still not have sex with me, let alone let me give birth to a son and a half daughter, and leave a bloodline. Su Jiu'er said gloomily, "And you are so good-looking, I am so good-looking, and our children must be also very good-looking." ”

"But I am sad to think that our beautiful children cannot come into the world..."

"No, children are too noisy, too noisy, I don't like children. Chu Yao said, "If I can, I choose to be a Dink clan." ”

"Really, I don't believe it!" Su Jiu'er got up and looked at Chu Yao suspiciously.

She remembered that when Chu Yao was a hunter last month, she met a little girl who was playful and lost, and patiently took care of her for several days until the other party's parents found her.

Before leaving, the girl was still holding Chu Yao's neck and was reluctant to go, and she was still shouting cauldron, cauldron, don't you want me anymore, hoa...

Now Chu Yao said that he didn't like children, why didn't he believe it?

But Chu Yao didn't say anything, just raised his hand and grabbed it down, and caught the second stunned person who was playing happily with a group of little in a certain thatched pile.

The second stunned man who was suddenly caught thousands of miles in the air was at a loss, and the whole person was confused, who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

couldn't help but say anything, Chu Yao raised his hand and rubbed the second stunned man violently, and the second stunned man soon turned into a little boy who looked like a five or six year old.

It's just that this little boy still has a long black beard on the side of his mouth, and a pair of eyes are rolling around, and he is slippery, and he knows at a glance that he is not a serious human cub.

"You watch. ”

Chu Yao nodded and said, and then he conjured up a big hand of light and shadow, holding the second stunned man in his hand.

"Woooooo

The second stunned man finally understood what was going on, and immediately became furious, kept screaming, and struggled desperately.

However, the sound stopped abruptly.

"Bang!"

Chu Yao directly turned into a little boy who was stunned and exploded in the palm of his hand, like popping a balloon.

"You see, I really don't like children. Chu Yao looked at Su Jiu'er with a serious face, "What I did to that female doll before was just an illusion. ”

The second stunned man quickly reappeared, but he no longer dared to scream, stood aside, drooping the dog's head and tail, the whole person trembled, and a pair of dog eyes were full of resentment towards Chu Yao.

When he was in the Chinese world before, Chu Yao was like this, and he didn't learn how to feed him mustard, chili sauce, liquor, lemon juice in a certain station, and rode an electric car for 30 kilometers, wearing dinosaur clothes all over the house to scare it and chase it...

followed Chu Yao to the Endless Realm, after he gained the ability to continue to regenerate and be immortal, Chu Yao was even more inch-in-depth, and now he actually used it as a demonstration effect to make Su Jiu'er happy, which was unbearable.

What if you can't bear it?

He is so loyal, so affectionate and righteous, so touching, he can't do such a spurned thing as betraying his master.

Even if Chu Yao, the mentally handicapped owner of the dog day, plays with his feelings and body again and again, what can he do when he sings and cries?

"Okay, then I'll listen to you, and I don't want children!" Su Jiu'er said with a dimple on her face and a smile, "So when I die and am resurrected by you, you will have sex with me, right?"

"Round, it must be round!" Chu Yao nodded, his voice resolute, "If I don't circle, I'll be a dog." ”

The face of the stunned man on the side instantly drooped, and it felt that it was offended again.

"Okay, that's what you said!" Su Jiu'er immediately didn't know where to find a notebook, took out a brush, stretched out his pink tongue and twisted it, and then wrote on it seriously: "In the eighth era of the endless calendar in 9986, Chu Yao promised to be in a round house with Su Jiu'er for the second hundred and fifty-sixth time, if he didn't round the house, he said that he was a dog, and in the future, he would drink water and plug his teeth, walk and fall into a pit, eat fruit and eat insects, and step on the empty toilet... This record is proof that heaven and earth can be learned. ”

Chu Yao: "..."

"By the way, when are we leaving this time?" After getting Chu Yao's promise again, Su Jiu'er finally became really happy, smiled sweetly, and lay on Chu Yao's lap, revealing a fair and delicate side face, and said with a smile.

In the past four or five years, Chu Yao has been as short as ten days and a half a month, as long as three or five months, and at most a year, he will change places to live and then do different occupations.

This time, Chu Yao, who came to Ping'an Village to be a farmer, said at the beginning, about a month, and now that the time is calculated, it is almost there.

"Let's go in three days, we'll leave in three days, and we'll see where we go when the time comes. ”

Chu Yao replied, and then casually pulled off a dog hair on the top of the second stunned man's head, and then turned into an ear picker, and began to pick out Su Jiu'er's ears, Su Jiu'er giggled when she was tickled.

The two of them were a dog, and they frolicked like this until the twelve rounds of the sun darkened and turned into the moon, and then they fell from the sky and went home to rest.