Su Han paused delicately for a second before excitedly retorting: "How is it possible?" What to say! I just had a good impression of that sissy-colored towel! ”

The suspicion in Chu Zimo's eyes deepened: "Really? ”

"Of course it's true!" Su Han turned around and stopped looking at her, and changed the topic stiffly: "The ordered takeaway is almost here, you can clean up the table!" ”

Chu Zimo was confused, and said puzzledly: "The living room table is cleaned up, how else to clean up?" ”

Su Han was silent for a long time before he said, "I mean, don't you have a disposable tablecloth at home?" After eating takeout, take the tablecloth in your pocket, saving you from tidying up, how convenient! ”

When Chu Zimo heard this, it was this reason, and immediately nodded: "Good idea!" I remember there was a disposable tablecloth in the kitchen drawer, I'm going to check it out! ”

Listening to the footsteps behind him that were gradually moving away, Su Han's stiff body relaxed in vain.

His face turned pale and he breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, he really has no fuck to say!

However, just as Su Han was about to go into the bathroom to wash his face again, Chu Zimo trotted back again:

"Oh yes, don't worry too much, even if it's the one I use to wipe my feet, the towels are very clean! Don't be afraid of getting dirty hahaha! ”

"Get out!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Su Han, Su Han, you also have today?" Chu Zimo covered her stomach and laughed wildly, before Su Han rushed out to beat someone, she turned her head and ran!

Ran back to the living room like this, Hua Gaoxiang asked curiously: "What's wrong Momo?" ”

"No, it's nothing hahaha, I'm just, it's just that the laughter is suddenly lowered!" Chu Zimo laughed, covered his stomach with both hands, looked painful and said happily:

"As for what happened, when you send a little later, you better ask him yourself, poofhahaha!"

I don't know how long it took for Su Han to return to the living room with a collapsed face.

As soon as she saw him, Chu Zimo couldn't hold back her laughter again, and tried to cover her mouth to prevent herself from laughing like a barbell, but her violently shaking shoulders still betrayed her.

Su Han glanced at her, and said weakly: "Just laugh if you want to, don't hold you back." ”

"Hahahaha!" The living room suddenly erupted into a burst of deafening laughter, which frightened Hua Gaoxiang so much that the remote control in Hua Gaoxiang's hand fell off.

"What the hell is going on, you guys are... What's wrong? ”

Su Han looked tired and unloving, looking at the girl who was about to laugh, he sighed: "You ask her directly!" ”

"Wow, how do you both say that! Just tell me! Hua Gaoxiang's curiosity was completely aroused, and he stared at the two people with blank eyes, and pleaded:

"Say, I promise not to tell the fourth person!"

Su Han held his forehead with one hand, and he couldn't raise his head to be a man: "Hey, I'm afraid the whole school will know about it tomorrow..."

Woo woo, he doesn't want to live anymore, really.

He will be buried to death by Chu Zimo!

"What the hell is going on, you guys should tell me quickly!" Hua Gaoxiang was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and his curiosity was about to explode: "Is Ah Han stupid again?" Momo, what did he do? ”

"You're sending him small... Burst! Chu Zimo couldn't say a complete sentence, and smiled as soon as he opened his mouth.

She waved her hand to indicate that she couldn't do it anymore, and lay on the sofa opposite to cover her mouth and shake her shoulders.

Seeing this, Su Han rolled his eyes and decided that he would come up with the knife himself.

Die a happy death!

"I just washed my face in the bathroom and..."

After listening to the whole story, there was an extra child next to Chu Zimo who covered his mouth and shook his shoulders.

Hua Gaoxiang's face turned red, tears soared, and people who didn't know thought he was crying bitterly!

In reality, however, he was really laughing and crying.

For a while, the living room echoed with the angry voices of the two people when they forced their laughter:

"Boom..."

"Giggle..."

Then, when the two of them hold back, they will suddenly make a sound similar to the cry of a pig and an old hen:

"Boom... Poof! ”

"Giggles... Cluck-ha-ha! ”

Su Han looked at the two of them expressionlessly, and coldly spit out a few words: "Mentally retarded, right?" ”

"Ah, I'm laughing to death, I can't do it... My stomach hurts! Hua Gaoxiang turned his head while wiping his tears, and when his eyes met Su Han, he twisted his head back and continued to laugh maniacally!

Chu Zimo's smile flowed out, he reached out and wiped his mouth and chin, and said weakly:

"Luckily, I'm glad I didn't hang a towel for other purposes in the bathroom, otherwise, someone might not have been able to wipe their face with a towel..."

Su Han understood the meaning of her words almost in seconds, and his face turned red suddenly!

This suspicious flush spreads all the way to the earlobe!

"You, you filthy girl... What kind of thoughts are you all over? He said angrily: "I have this incident, and it can also prove your sloppiness, understand?" Who put a footcloth and a towel together? ”

"It's not put together, right? It's obviously hanging on another shelf, which one do you take badly, but you just chose it? Chu Zimo choked back without hesitation: "This proves that you are particularly related to my footcloth, why don't I wrap it up and give it to you tonight!" ”

"Poofha Hua Gaoxiang laughed and collapsed on the sofa again, help, who will save his laughter?

He was on the verge of fainting!

Su Han's face turned green with anger, and he stretched out his hand to point at her, his voice trembling: "If you dare to pack that footcloth and send it to me... I, I'll kill you! ”

"I won't send you! I'm going to keep it for myself, frame it and hang it in a place where you can see it as soon as you enter the door, and people will tell them the origin of this footcloth, so that when people see it, they will automatically think of your glorious deeds..."

“…”

Su Han: I was so sad that I couldn't speak_(:З)∠)_

Takeaways arrived one after another, and soon the table was filled.

Chu Zimo rubbed his little hands, looked at the sumptuous food on this table, and said with a smile: "The dishes have arrived, right?" Is it possible to start eating? ”

"Ahh Stomach aches. Hua Gaoxiang held his stomach, his expression was not too good: "I feel that if I do this every day, I will have eight-pack abs." ”

Well, laughing out of it.

Su Han sat at the dining table alone, ignoring the two of them, and ate first.

He said while eating: "I bought all the dishes on this table, and as far as the two of you just laughed on the ground and couldn't stop laughing, I decided that you are not allowed to eat tonight!" ”

"Merlin, for the sake of that sacred footcloth in the bathroom, shall we taste it?" Chu Zimo pretended to be posturing, deliberately using the aria tone of translation in European and American dramas, and exaggerated:

"Look at you stupid groundhog, for Merlin's sake's sake, I'm not going to kick your ass for the time being!"