He had a longing little look, of course I, a beauty, can continue to make it up, so I began to spread the story of Teacher Su's Chinese class, so that they could have a long experience and brainwash by the way

"Of course, the faster the horse pedals, the tighter the traffic police chase, you praise and chase, I chase, you chase~ I chase! You chase ~ I'll catch ......

Once upon a time you were the wind, I was the sand, now you are a tornado, I am an eagle, and later, regardless of you and me sandstorm~~

staged a life and death clutch, love and hate, and long-distance running to chase the extreme challenge

Of course, galloping horses~ There will also be times when there is no gas

The galloping horses ran slower and slower, so slow that in the end, I even helped the roadside vendors to solicit more than 40 orders of business in order to pass the time, and the horses were still walking in place and shaving their hair

My little face suddenly wrinkled, and four sad big words fluttered through my mind: God wants me to die!

Didn't this manufacturer say that as long as a Nanfu battery, it can run to every corner of the Sahara Desert?

That's it? That's it? Shit unscrupulous manufacturers, after we escape, we have to ride the factory director, pull the two pigtails on the factory director's head, and run to every corner of the Sahara Desert

We had no choice but to turn over and jump off the horse, the action of dismounting is dangerous and neat, this action is referred to as getting off the horse, knocking on the key point, all learn to point out!

We silently squatted beside the galloping horse, guarding it without hesitation, applauding it in unison and shouting: "Come on, come on, come on, come on, (ง •̀_•́)ง......"

At this time, the uncles of the traffic police led thousands of troops to chase up, honking the horn wildly, and issuing a chaotic voice of "Dudu ~ Dudu ~" and "Didi Di ~~" anxiously urging

Dudu is the big horn of the car, Didi Di is the small horn of the car, just look at the font fat and thin

"Ahead, what's going on? Can you go or not? ”

"yes, don't get in the way."

"Ladies and gentlemen, stop your anger and anger~" Under the complaint and social condemnation, the humble and weak me and the big leopard humbly led the horse, hugged our fists and bowed back step by step, and came to the side of the road. ”

Before the words fell, the traffic police Shu Huang shook his hand behind him and raised the horse's whip, and accurately threw it on the horse's buttocks

The man on the horse was heroic and shouted: "Snickers~~~ drive!" ”

The horse raised his front hooves in pain and hissed a long neighing [Horse Language Translator]: "Brother Dele~~~ Get up and go!" ”

With a long neighing, the horse's four long legs der ~der ~ der ~ began to run rapidly, and the red dust rode the horse forward to sprint forward with the crystal

At this time, the traffic police of thousands of troops received a voice in the air, which automatically sounded in their minds: Dear friends, When you arrive at your destination, in order to reduce the mortality rate, the Flying Fast Horse Insurance Company kindly reminds you:

Please use the brake to stop the horse with its own foot brake, and the voice can also stop the horse, and the sexy little mouth is pouted, and the sound of "hoo" is buckled

I'm very happy to serve you, it's my honor to not serve in place, I wish you all more and more beautiful people who are tortured by life, never again!

…………

Because one of our traffic policemen, Shu Huang Azheng, was not wearing a seat belt, from the back of the horse, his uncontrollable whole body fell backwards and fell heavily to the ground

The other enthusiastic traffic policemen who were beating him around him bypassed him one after another, continued to gallop on horseback, and shared the free Wi-Fi in the world

At this time, the sky and the earth were already very dark, and the sun went down and took away the fiery clouds that were rolling all over the sky, attracting blue-black silk cloth to cover the entire sky softly, and deliberately sunbathed a bright and dazzling pearl, the longer the pearl was basked in the moon, the brighter it was

Unbright pearls may be hidden in the dark and dozing off! It's also possible to get a tan

The pine lamps in the corner shops have not yet been lit, and people have gathered their stalls early to go home for dinner

Prepare to stay for a while The lights of the night market are dim, and the variety of goods is dazzling

In the blink of an eye, only the three of us were left to eat the ashes on the spot, the dust was like a haze, if I and the big leopard were dressed in white, we could pretend to be two little dead ghosts, flickering in the dust, giving a big surprise to passers-by......"

………………

Xian Youyang, who was listening, couldn't help but interrupt loudly: "We don't have a traffic policeman named Ah Zheng Shu Huang"

"Shh Jiang Wuwu said solemnly

Jiang Wuwu's face was immediately full of displeasure after hearing this, his eyes were full of displeasure when he hid a little smile, and his frowning brows could kill a fly

Shen Mu also tightened a face: "Listen to her blow well"

We're about to crack a big case that hasn't been a clue for decades, and we're going to make a big difference! I don't know that decades ago, the director promised us the reward for solving the case, 'another bottle', wow, he, can you still cash it

Shen Mu and Jiang Wuwu looked at Xian Youyang in unison, their faces were full of displeasure at this time, and they glared at him viciously

"Talk again and throw you out!" Jiang Wuwu warned online again

Xian Youyang's smile froze little by little, he was a little depressed, tilted his head, and sang in a low voice: "Blow, blow~ Don't make me pulsate~ Blow, blow~ I can't blow back my proud and indulgent ......"

Wronged, I am no longer the young man who is proud of the spring breeze and rides a horse against the wind to fight arbitrarily~

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I saw that they were quiet again, and I began to give a speech again: "Speaking of Ah Zheng falling off the horse, right~ Well, but Ah Zheng, who is one meter nine tall, quickly stood up, got up with his arm around his dizzy head, and supported the faintly painful waist pole with the palm of one hand, and his steps were shaky

Pian Pian swayed around, pointed to the two oak trees close to him and shouted, "What are you two looking at?" With a black face, don't you look down on me Azheng!? ”

Apparently they recognized the oak tree as me and the Great Leopard

Two oak trees that did not move, and did not dare to move: ............

My boss and I were facing complicated black lines on our heads, and we looked at him and pointed at the oak tree and scolded: "Uh.................."

The big boss has a black line, and he teaches seriously: "Su, Su~ Don't pay attention to this kind of person who is easy to become a fool in the future, the black fertilizer will be black if you are close to ink" The last sentence is like saliva in his mouth

He was right, and I supported it with my life

I clenched my fists and replied, "Yes, the apprentice obeys the master's teachings!" ”

Seeing that 'they' didn't speak, the Ah Zheng traffic police suddenly became energetic, and they rushed up angrily: "Hey? Pretend to be cold with me, don't move where I stand, I'll go to you right away and get you...... Dog life! ”

Ah Zheng traffic police on one toe force, the whole body jumped up, the body was sideways and kicked in the direction of the oak tree, and the thief shouted loudly in his mouth: "Ah, hit, fight, fight...... Eat me with a footboard! ”

The whole body swept sideways from the oak tree, menacing

Suddenly, he landed when he was a little away from the tree!

Astound! The reason is because he didn't run!! There was no sprint, only a flash and a buffer

This equipment is enough for him not to fall to death

In order to alleviate his embarrassing situation, the Azheng traffic police got up, stubbornly took off his shoes, and kept shooting at the two oak trees

"Eh, that's the pose...... Yay, awesome! It's really a pair of oak trees made in heaven" Ah Zheng traffic police compared a '7' with both hands, upside down and down, compared to a square, put it in front of his eyes and pretended to take pictures

Two Oak Tree Spirits: It's the first time we've heard a monster praise us like that

Two long, boring minutes passed......

I yawned boredly on the side, and the big boss rolled up his sleeves and squatted next to him happily bowing his head and squirming rice noodles

I couldn't help but propose, "Why don't we save the child?" Big Leopard? ”

The big boss was still snorting rice noodles in his mouth, raised his head, and looked at her with a look of disbelief: "Crazy you? You are going to be my successor, how can you be so kind? People are not ruthless, they can't stand firmly, do they understand the rules of the rivers and lakes? ”

From my point of view, the boss's forehead lines are really heavy, and I can't help but stretch out my evil claws to push his head down, so that he can continue to eat his rice noodles

The kind me found myself in an instant, expressionless, cold and ruthless, and said coldly: "Okay, I know, I have suffered the condemnation of conscience"

The big boss continued to bow his head and snort the rice noodles to his heart's content, and hummed twice in his mouth, which was regarded as a response to her

I took advantage of the gap when the big boss lowered his head and shook the rice noodles, turned around in three steps, sneaked straight to the side of the Azheng traffic police like a thief, and coughed twice unnaturally: "Ahem, Brother Azheng is enjoying it?" ”

Don't hit any more oak trees, you'll be spitting plasticine

I held back my rough and thick voice in a serious manner

Ah Zheng was frightened by the sudden voice next to him, his shoulders shrunk, he turned around gorgeously and elegantly, and his whole body subconsciously took half a step back

This moment...... : It's heartbeat, I can't hide from my bad eyes~

His eyes were dark and blurry, like a mosaic, and he didn't dare to recognize and confirm who the person in front of him was for a while

I saw that his half-step back was serious

Ah Zheng secretly said to himself: Only Shanda Chengguan would call me brother like this, is it him?

Ah Zheng tentatively asked, "Guyun Dachengguan?" Behind his ears, he leaned around Su Yunrui and turned around a few times, as if he was smelling and recognizing people

I couldn't help but clench my arms so that I could be fully armed if I had time, and I cautiously reached out and grabbed it and waved it twice in front of his eyes

The face came to his face and cross-eyed at him

The expression of Shu Huang of the Azheng traffic police did not change much

Hahaha......ha He can't see!

Ah Zheng stretched out his hand and scratched the air left and right on the surface, trying to grope the top of Su Yunrui's brain in the dark, but he couldn't reach the top of her head

finally dared to confirm: at this height, it was Shanda Chengguan who did not run

Put away his wicked claws and hang them at his side

I saw that he was no longer scratching at the top of my head, and after trying to plot my posture, I dared to stand up boldly

I stood up, but he crouched down in front of me!

He also lowered his head to speak, and shouted softly: "Shanda Chengguan~~"

At this time, I am not squatting, not squatting, after two seconds of hesitating whether to squat or not, I still decided to squat, and the small flower hairpin on the top of my head will not fall

Whispered to him: "Eh~~I'm at home~"

"Is it really you?" Ah Zheng was surprised

I also quickly took on the role of Shanda City Manager, and my image was inadvertently much taller and more majestic

"Well, ahem...... It's me dripping duck! I just saw you across the road, why are you beating these two innocent oak trees? Did they steal your flat wallet? ”

Ah Zheng hesitated for a moment, and then reached out to the body of the oak tree beside him, and was stunned for a moment, and then said without blushing and heartbeat: "The subordinates are relieving the rubber tree, and it is the oak tree that they themselves call our shop, massage door-to-door service"

After speaking, he nodded in self-affirmation

Anyway, how did you cross the street? They must have a hard time noticing you, you can't move your thighs, and the carriages aren't squandering your tails, are they?

I was very subtle and euphemistic to break with him, and said meaningfully: "Oh~~ That's it~~ Seeing that your kid is very idle and panicking~ Do you want me to promote you and send you to the cleaning team for a period of time?"

Ah Zheng traffic police secretly complained: There is no need to be executed publicly, you have to say something to make him forget about this matter

Immediately, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and remembered a big event, that is, they were chasing two cute slut ducks who were ignoring traffic laws

They chased all the way, packed all the gas stations and led them on the road, but they haven't caught them all, it seems that the enemy this time is really too cunning, and he must be a habitual offender

"Shanda Chengguan, this time we found two people who ignored traffic rules, and they are implementing an arrest plan, and they will ...... immediately."

"There's no such thing!!" I interrupted him with an unusual look

Child, you didn't catch anyone, are you disgusted that you are not demoted fast enough, and then you were frustrated and decided to take refuge in your father, and agreed to inherit a million family property without ambition

After less than half an hour, hundreds of maids carried you in flower pants and gold and silver to me, raised their middle fingers and said to me proudly: "If you don't accompany you at sunset, who are you when the east mountain rises again?" Ollie gives"

And then leave in style, with a proud middle finger and continue to parade through the streets? ٩( 'ω' )و eventually causes a riot of people with road rage?

My discerning eyes have already detected everything, and there is often only one truth, and I think that with my current qualifications, I can already participate in the audition of the dancing goddess